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>mom asks what I want from Subway
>tell her I want olives and mayo on my sandwich
>she pretends she doesn't hear me five times and repeats the question until I yell
>she says ok
>comes back with banana peppers and that spicy ranch or whatever dressing
>ask wtf
>she says NOOOOOO YOU DON'T EAT THAT SHIT, COME ON, ARE YOU NUTS?

Can anyone explain this to me? Is there some taboo associated with mayo and olives?

>> No.12788699

Get a Job and buy your own food if youre not happy you fuckin leech

>> No.12788708

>>12788685
>trusting women
>trusting your mom
>living with your mom
>letting your crappy dumb mom buy you food
>not going with her to verify your order
You fucked up in so many ways that you deserve it.

>> No.12788721

>>12788699
Shut up roaster

>> No.12788724

ITT: dumb NEET faggot complains about shit he gets for free

>> No.12788740
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12788740

>>12788685
holy shit she trolled you hard OP

>> No.12788746

>>12788721
>not having respect for mommy
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.12788806

>>12788724
I paid for it

>> No.12788865

>>12788685
you should avoid errors within woman interactions. Just stop repeating and give her a small piece of paper. Thats the way im working with that kind of womans 24/7 because live is to short

>> No.12788892

>>12788685
>Can anyone explain this to me?
Yes, she's upset and exhibiting passive aggressive behavior towards you because you will not have sex with her.

>> No.12788900

>>12788685
Subway is disgusting regardless.

Also mayo, ranch, and olives are disgusting.

>> No.12788912

>>12788708
You forgot “Ordering Subway”

>> No.12790129

:D wubway suubway soubway like that guy!

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12790287

>>12788685
>Subway olives

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12790296

>>12788685
>frogposting

>> No.12790304

holy shit you just got finessed by your own mom lmao fucking rekt.

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12790308

You stupid fucking cunt OP if I ever worked at subway which I wouldn’t because of extenuating circumstances but if I did I’d not only rub my greasy smegma ballsack all over your fucking footlong I’d shove your moms fucking face in my asshole and send her home with a nice lil brown smile for your zoomer faggot ass to see when you clop clop clop your little hooves to the kitchen to get your food. Fuck You fuck you fuck You !

>> No.12790571

>>12790308
annnnnd that's why you're a virgin