/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12787454]

have you ever eaten found food?

[Anonymous No.12787472]

>>12787454
I eat the fuck out of those bus nuggets

[Anonymous No.12787522]

>>12787472
The correct term is buggets

[Anonymous No.12787530]

No because I have common sense not to eat things off the floor like a dog or lowslung retard

[Anonymous No.12787550]

I was a very poor kid in a very poor family and I'm actually really ashamed that I'd pull half-eaten things out of relatively safe-looking trash cans when the coast was clear and eat them. It was so shameful, but I was always so fucking hungry all the damn time.

[Anonymous No.12787903]

>>12787530
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.12787908]

>No because I have common sense not to eat things off the floor like a dog or lowslung retard

[Anonymous No.12787914]

>>12787454
I ate a pizza slice off the floor of a bus and another out of the trash
I'm neither proud nor ashamed of it

[Anonymous No.12787924]

>>12787454
Only packaged, like a candy bar or unopened soda. On the 4th of July there's a parade down the main street of my town and for the rest of the day you can pick up candy off the street that the kids missed.

[Anonymous No.12787937]

>>12787908
What idea is this poster trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.12787957]

>>12787937
There isn't one, it might as well be a blankpost.

[Anonymous No.12787975]

>>12787530
you're a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.12788065]

>>12787454
Found a pack of Kroger brand Italian sausages outside of a Kroger once when I was broke and in college. I meticulously checked it for holes like three times, running the package under the water and such. I assume it just fell out of someone's cart so I cooked down some expired beer and an onion, tossed them in then pan fried them and ate like a KING.

[Anonymous No.12788078]

>>12787454
I found a half eaten pizza in my works fridge, it was pretty good

[Anonymous No.12788107]

i threw half a digorno pizza out once and realized i was still hungry about an hour later so i dug it out of the trash and ate it

[Anonymous No.12788211]

>>12787454
I once found a gurmet? Type cake in a box in the dumpster and ate some of it. It must have been expired or whatever so I didn't eat much, sent it back to the dumpster but I lived.

[Anonymous No.12788236]

>>12787522
*Buggers
Fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.12788406]

>fallen fruit from neighborhood apple and mulberry trees
>freshly trashed produce at grocery store dumpsters
>the rare bug when I'm far from pesticides/herbecides
The world is edible when you open your eyes, maan

[Anonymous No.12788415]

>>12787454
Sometimes when people leave stuff in their hotel rooms, i usually eat a bite or two. Only if theres no good shoes or socks laying about.

[Anonymous No.12788419]

>>12787454
When I was a kid and the food stamps ran out, we dumpster dived all the time. lots of fruit gets thrown out and there is nothing wrong with it, except it's bruised or ripe.

[Anonymous No.12788436]

>>12788065
> I meticulously checked it for holes like three times, running the package under the water and such.
do you need someone to fuck your wife too?

[Anonymous No.12788450]

>>12788436
Between the image and the actual post content, I'm at a total loss here.

[Anonymous No.12788470]

>>12788450
what's to not understand?

[Anonymous No.12788475]

When I was a kid was a fair in the summer that had a free entry day and I would go in and just eat funnel cake out of the trash

[Anonymous No.12788518]

>>12788436
No but rolling her in flour helps to find the wet spot.

[Anonymous No.12788565]

>>12787903
>>12787975
t. cavemen who eat a half eaten sandwich and cry when they get sick
It's 2019, not 1900,000 BC

[Anonymous No.12788585]

>>12788470
The intent of the message?

Also, how does someone so retarded manages to grow old enough to learn to write without drowning in their own spittle.

[Anonymous No.12788616]

>>12788585
the message is pretty simple, you need someone to fuck your wife because you have neurotic issues associated with eating perfectly good food

[Anonymous No.12788636]

>>12787454
Where's dinotendies

[Anonymous No.12788650]

I’ve eaten a bum’s asshole.

[Anonymous No.12788655]

>>12787454
>"Found" food.
>That image.
That isn't found food, that's like saying you "found" grapes growing on the vine.

[Anonymous No.12788729]

>night out in the UK
>feeling pretty peckish after the sesh, go to a square near the bus station with a few different takeaways and bars
>there's a young couple arguing sat on a bench outside one
>they stand up and the lass storms off, leaving behind a pizza box
>peg it over and lift it before either of them turn around
>7/8 slices left of delicious bench pizza

Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.12788738]

One time I was in middle school, entered the classroom and found a lollipop, it was licked and had some dirt, but I consumed it, I had diarrhea the next day.

[Anonymous No.12788765]

>>12787454
Found this pizza on a low wall after a long walk about 5 years ago, after a moment of hesitation I went back and snatched it.

[Anonymous No.12788831]

>be me
>be a server
>eat covetable leftovers off the plates of nice-looking white people
Only if they were clean and if I thought I would like them to be my mommy and daddy.

[Anonymous No.12788838]

>>12787454
I ate half-full thing of oreos I found on a bus. Tasted fine and I didn't get sick.

[Anonymous No.12788857]

>>12787454
I never have, but I've smoked found cigarettes

>Walking home
>See empty pack of cigs on the ground
>Kick the pack
>Oh fuck that's not empty
>Pick it up, it has like 15 cigs left, only lightly crushed
>Light one up on the spot

[Anonymous No.12788866]

>>12787454
When I was a student worker at my university's surplus equipment department I would eat anything that I found in desks as long as it was still factory sealed. I found a jar of homemade spiced plum jam once. I eventually tried it. It was delicious and I didn't die or get sick so I kept eating it. Sometime I'd find money or gift cards so I kept those too. Today I don't think I'd be so fast and loose.

[Anonymous No.12788873]

As a kid I used to eat out of the garbage all the time because my parents used to starve me for punishment for not doing well on tests and stuff. There's a picture of me in my sixth grade yearbook looking through the trash as two girls are posing in front of me.

I make a lot of money now and work for one of those companies that has all the snacks I could ever eat, so I haven't done it in a long time, but I'll admit the temptation never really goes away. I'll see a packaged salad or something a homeless person wouldn't eat and say "What a waste."

[Anonymous No.12788879]

>>12788873

Fucking hell lad, hope you've binned off them cunts

[Anonymous No.12788880]

>>12788857
your not a man until you smoke cigarettes out of a 7/11 ashtray

[Anonymous No.12788883]

>>12788873
>12788873
post yearbook photo pls

[Anonymous No.12788894]

>>12788879
I cut contact with them a while back. My life has been better for it.

>>12788883
The only copy I have access to is at my parent's house, and I don't talk to them any more.

[Anonymous No.12788909]

wow as a slav there i was thinking westerners had that first world mentality but i guess not
y'all niggas will eat any trash you find on the ground won't you?

[Anonymous No.12788999]

>>12787454
>>12787472
>>12787522
Looks more like Bendies

[Anonymous No.12789016]

I would walk through the comp sci building every Friday night after the clubs let out. Usually at least 2 would order pizza, and they'd leave the leftovers next to the trash cans.
Biggest haul was 3 full pies, usually got 1-1.5 pies worth of leftovers.

[Anonymous No.12789039]

>>12787454
I know a place where drunks throw their completely sealed drinks away outside of their moving car windows on the weekend that I pick up on Saturday and Sunday morning if that counts.

[Anonymous No.12789044]

>>12789039
Why do they do that?

[Anonymous No.12789046]

>>12789039
Bahrain?

[Anonymous No.12789048]

I am the entry-level bitchboy at the office so it's my job to clean out the breakroom fridge.
Boss doesn't want any leftovers rotting in there over the weekend so you better believe I take that shit and eat it.

[Anonymous No.12789049]

>>12789039

[Anonymous No.12789062]

>be 19
>work for a corner store
>get to take home past exp date doritos, oh henries, lucky charms, quaker oats... etc

[Anonymous No.12789069]

>>12787550
:(

i hope you're doing better now

[Anonymous No.12789081]

No, but I did have a confrontation with someone over it once.

>get on the train
>on the seat in front of me is some potato salad
>guy getting on asks if it's mine
>I say yes, my potato salad needs its own seat
>some other guy gets mad as fuck over this and tells me to "quit being so fuckin' mouthy"
>guy gives me the stink eye until he gets off

[Anonymous No.12789084]

>>12789044
>>12789049
I presume because they picked up the wrong drink at the convenient store because it's always something weird, like diet [shit no one ever drinks diet], or [not your typical fruit] juice.

[Anonymous No.12789094]

>>12788415
What's the coolest thing you've found in a hotel room? What's the most valuable thing you've found?

[Anonymous No.12789107]

>>12789081
You're a dick for the sake of being a dick. People like you will get shot first during the purge.

[Anonymous No.12789134]

>>12787522
They're clearly bums

[Anonymous No.12789137]

>>12789107
u mad white boi?

[Anonymous No.12789147]

>>12789094
an 1867 silver dollar
my mom

[Anonymous No.12789164]

>>12789094
A 9mm handgun. Pawned it for $200. Thx NRA!

[Anonymous No.12789185]

>>12789094
not him but also worked that gig for a while. was at a ski resort so i have probably $2k of high end lightly used thermal gear. arcteryx north face patagonia burton shit
and the food was a bonanza all the time. the units all had full kitchens and some would fit up to twelve guests.
housekeeping took most of the leftovers and took that right SERIOUSLY - on big check out days they'd divvy up hundreds of pounds of totally unopened food, but if i was slick about it i could get in and grab shit after departure.

[Anonymous No.12789192]

i ate a donut out of a trash can at sheetz once, george costanza style

[Anonymous No.12789304]

>>12789147
>>12789164
>>12789185
Nicccceeee

[Anonymous No.12789315]

>>12787550
No kid should have to do that.

:(

[Anonymous No.12789321]

>>12789315
you don't know that, maybe he was a little annoying shit and his parents starved him for a reason

[Anonymous No.12789323]

>>12789094
We cant take anything, so anything i smell or cum on i have to leave it like its undisturbed. Coolest thing i did was unlock a safe for a man which had a gun in it. He tipped me 5$. Saddest thing i found was one of the maids who died from heat stroke.

[Anonymous No.12789326]

>>12787550
Aww. I'm a teacher. I always tip off my students to put the extras at free breakfast and lunch into the backpack, since they can't leave the cafeteria with it and to "enjoy your cereal or apple as a snack on the walk home before mom or dad get home"....I always worry about them.

[Anonymous No.12789331]

I'm a busboy. The amount of shit that people don't take home amazes me. Kinda pisses me off the amount of money some yuppie spent to take two bites and throw out a meal worth how much I spend for groceries in a week. And yes, I eat your leftovers.

[Anonymous No.12789370]

>>12789331
Dance for me, wagie.

[Anonymous No.12789382]

>>12788211
Fucking topkek at gurmet

[Anonymous No.12789390]

>>12789039
it's piss my friend

[Anonymous No.12789476]

>>12787454
No, but this reminds me the time when I went to public toilet to piss, sat down because I was tired and suddenly pooped, I didn't have toilet paper so I used leftover paper from the trash bin with pooped paper

[Anonymous No.12789484]

>>12789326
carry granola bars and just give them to kids that you know need help, some kids might be scared to accept money.

[Anonymous No.12789508]

>>12787454
Didn't eat it, but I was taking my mom to lunch in new york and we walked past the lgbtqbrapp+++--- museum and there was a banana outfront on a fire hose outlet. I pointed at it and my mom called me immature

[Anonymous No.12789512]

>>12787472
>>12787522
>>12788999
Gentlemen, those are quite obviously Chicken Bings

[Anonymous No.12789516]

>>12787530
Wow, get a load of Mr. Fancypants over here

[Anonymous No.12789526]

i was drunk at a dennys once and ate the leftovers from the table behind me once. they came back for it to box it up a little bit later and they were shocked that i ate their shit

i looked at them and said "well...thats the road"

[Anonymous No.12789541]

>>12787454
I ate from a box of goldfish out of the garbage in college

[Anonymous No.12789564]

>>12789390
Why would anybody seal their piss bottle?

[Anonymous No.12789670]

>>12789564
Used to work in Rockville and this one homeless dude used to grab the bags out of the burger kings outdoor trashcan. He would take the half-eaten burger and take a few bites (not finish it) and throw the (now smaller) partial burger in the shrubbery and walk away. I guess he was living hard.

[Anonymous No.12789685]

>>12789670
That's pretty common. Late nights sitting in McDonalds you'll often see the homeless come in, take as much food as they can find on abandoned trays left on tables, quickly rummage through the bin, then leave before somebody chases them off.

[Anonymous No.12789728]

>>12787454
Someone left a bag of potato chips in the back of the company van. I tried to eat the chips for lunch that day, but they were mostly crushed.

[Anonymous No.12789757]

>>12788894
>I don't talk to them any more.
Good on you, anon.

[Anonymous No.12789761]

As a camp counciler, we had to load trash in the dumpster every week. When it was my turn to do the trash rounds, I found a sealed box of honey crackers laying in the last weeks trash that only had discoloration on the box and the plastic wrapping the crackers. They were stale but tasted pretty damn good

[Anonymous No.12789765]

>>12789094
Pair of $250 earbuds

[Anonymous No.12789768]

>>12789761
If they had gone stale there was a break somewhere in the seal.

[Anonymous No.12789774]

When I worked at a really fucked up zoo, instead of throwing away things properly the gypsy management would just burn it all to get past paperwork
Pulled a fresh unopened chocolate gateau off a stack of flaming tyres and raccoon corpses. Fun times

[Anonymous No.12789790]

>>12787530
what's the matter, bus chicken not good enough for ya?

[Anonymous No.12789794]

>>12789790
*chicklen bagets

[Anonymous No.12789798]

>>12788650
How did it taste?

[Anonymous No.12789802]

>>12788909
at least there is food lying around everywhere, you poor skinny piece of shit

[Anonymous No.12789807]

>>12787550
There is no shame in that. Nobody is above having to scavange dumpsters for food. People are Just lucky enough not to have to do it
Anyone looking Down on it is a moron

[Anonymous No.12789856]

>>12787454
A pack of hotdogs I found by a dollar store trash can

[Anonymous No.12789873]

>>12787522
jej

[Anonymous No.12789932]

>>12789484
When he said he would tip kids, I'm pretty positive he meant "give them useful information," not "give them money."

[Anonymous No.12789993]

>>12789798
Like KFC

[Anonymous No.12790013]

>>12789798
Like pasta carbonara with peas

[Anonymous No.12790216]

>>12788894
hey it me ur brother

[Anonymous No.12790226]

>>12790013
sounds like a pretty tasty bums asshole. might try one myself when I get home

[Anonymous No.12790240]

>>12787454
Lol yes. I worked HRL graveyard shifts for my first year at college. I had food and money obviously.. but between 3-7am nobody is delivering, awake, or your friend in college.
So when I found a box of parmasen bites and half a pizza in the trash can behind the front desk at the dorm I was working in, I smacked that bitch in a drunken euphoria Ill neither forget nor ever be ashamed of.

Domino's.

[Anonymous No.12790262]

>>12790240
Who throws away half a pizza

[Anonymous No.12790361]

>>12787454
Are you a Final Fight character?

[Anonymous No.12790370]

>>12790361
If I was walking the streets and had seen multiples of this Flinstones meat-on-bone lying around, curiosity might get the better of me after a while.

[Anonymous No.12790527]

>>12787454
i worked as a housekeeper in hostels and hotels in ski resort towns for about 2 years.
pay was so low and cost of living was so high it was basically necessary to take pizza, snacks, alcohol left by guests.

[Anonymous No.12790565]

>>12790262
A Resident Assistant who gets $1500 off their private rooming and his resident girlfriend with big tiddies.
Wen you have $1500 to blow on anything you want, half a a pizza isn't that much,

[Anonymous No.12790592]

>>12789081
>>I say yes, my potato salad needs its own seat
Kek
>>12789107
Nope humorless fucks like you will

[Anonymous No.12790806]

I had a friend in highschool who would dumpster dive for food
I don't think he was actually that bad off, he was just that kind of guy, but you'd show up at his house at like 4am after a night out and there'd be like 4 dozen donuts on his counter that he grabbed from the Tims across the street when they binned the day-olds, and in that situation I'm not going to look too closely at free apple fritters

[Anonymous No.12791829]

>>12787454
My parents forbade me from eating sweets and we didn't have any in the house so whenever I found a single gummy bear or whatever jelly sweet on the fuckin pavement I would pocket it and wash it in a sink and eat it.
Fast forward a couple decades and I haven't eaten sweets in years

[Anonymous No.12791857]

>>12787454
Worked as a waiter in a semi-decent restaurant that required me wearing a waistcoat. Used to stuff my waistcoat pockets with leftovers as I was clearing plates and then go for a 'toilet break' and eat them. Only put stuff in my pockets as I was scraping plates in the kitchen obviously. Lived this way for about eight months while saving up money I would have spent on food

[Anonymous No.12792504]

>>12787454
Fuck London

[Anonymous No.12792581]

>>12787454
I'd eaten a piece of cake some stranger handed to me while I was walking to the c-train. I just got off work and someone handed me some red velvet. It tasted fine.

[Anonymous No.12792654]

I actually used to take the chewed gum from under school desks and chew it myself

[Anonymous No.12792662]

>>12787454
Holy shit stop being poor

[Anonymous No.12792686]

once when I was drunk I found a frozen pizza in a box on the street and took it home and mircowaved it and ate it
and by a frozen pizza I mean a takeaway pizza somebody had dropped and it sat outside long enough to freeze, it was winter

[Anonymous No.12792826]

I used to know which of my friends In school used to bring fancy lunches, or tons of lunch money. It usually only took like 10 minutes of talking to people.
Now I work and smoke and eat at home.

[Anonymous No.12792867]

>>12787454

[Anonymous No.12792871]

>>12792867
>the forbidden tuna

[Anonymous No.12792905]

>>12792871
go back

[Anonymous No.12792936]

>>12792867
>you will never get to eat the forbidden tuna

[Anonymous No.12792940]

Found a mostly-full jug of bottom-shelf rum on the sidewalk near a frat house. Carefully filled my water bottle with it and left the jug since my roommate would undoubtedly ask questions.
This was during my al/ck/ heyday so a solid liter of free alcohol was a real boon. Didn't even hesitate to drink it because I told myself the ethanol would have killed anything harmful in it.

[Anonymous No.12792942]

>>12792686
kek

[Anonymous No.12792944]

>>12792936
redditor begone

[Anonymous No.12792950]

>>12792905
If you know that reference, maybe YOU should got back

[Anonymous No.12792981]

>>12792950
which one is posting it on 4chan between you and me?

[Anonymous No.12792986]

>>12787550
>was

[Anonymous No.12793004]

>>12787550
That sucks broski :o(

[Anonymous No.12793058]

>>12787454
There is a popular all-night study hall at my university and sometimes I'd be broke so I'd go in at 5 am and check all the trash for pizza boxes and eat any untouched slices (half eaten or just crusts I wouldn't eat). Happened a lot, rich kids would rather toss the last couple of slices than carry the box back to their dorm. Lots of times you could also find unopened sodas or chips and I'd eat those too.

[Anonymous No.12793066]

>>12787550
ive been there my fellow famalam. it sucks, but hey gotta stop that tummy grumbly

[Anonymous No.12793078]

>>12788880
oh god ive done that. nothing like the thrill of wonder if youll end up with herpes or aids after

[Anonymous No.12793094]

>>12787454
I payed a fired 5 dollars to eat a uncrustable we found under a overpass, I still have the wrapper to remind me

[Anonymous No.12793095]

I once ate some kids cookie in geography class the teacher threw a fit said stealing is bad
I also ate other kids lunches when they werent looking

[Anonymous No.12793120]

>>12788616
Yeah dude random sausages lying on the fucking ground are perfectly good. Yup.

[Anonymous No.12793306]

Sure do faggot.

[Anonymous No.12793323]

I found a bag of chips and a couple unopened beers laying half buried next to a bridge I was working at. Chilled one beer down and it tasted fine and the chips were stale but still okay enough to eat. Everything was about 2 years past experation but a good chunk of the year the stuff would have been frozen and burried in snow and ice.

[Anonymous No.12793422]

>>12793120
but did he die?

[Anonymous No.12793427]

>>12793422
No, because he had the foresight to meticulously check it for holes like three times, running the package under the water and such.

[Anonymous No.12793494]

>>12787472
>bus nuggets

[Anonymous No.12793667]

Worked at Target once and found an entire 16 oz bag of gummy bears busted open on the floor. Shoved those bears in my pockets and I was snacking all day.

[Anonymous No.12793679]

>>12793667
Wouldn't a manager assume that you stole those?

[Anonymous No.12793686]

>>12787454
Yes.

[Anonymous No.12793697]

>>12793686
Isn't that the guy who was hitting on Larry David's wife in season 7 of Curb Your Enthusiasm?

[Anonymous No.12793710]

was hoping this would turn into a dinotendies thread.

[Anonymous No.12793737]

>>12793679
Barely saw a manager the whole time I worked there. Plus I ate all of them before I left.

[Anonymous No.12793872]

it be clean looking enough it be eaten

[Anonymous No.12794096]

No. I don't eat "found" food. When I was 11 or 12 I was walking around my urban neighborhood with another kid and we saw a marshmallow Peep stuck in the branch of a tree. The kid picked it off the branch and ate it. His parents didn't own a TV or keep sugar in their home. I stopped hanging out with him after that.

[Anonymous No.12794280]

>>12789016
That's a genius idea. I'd be tempted to try it, but I have the feeling that my city's homeless population are probably on top of it.

[Anonymous No.12794516]

>>12787550
lol

[Anonymous No.12794518]

>>12789798
it was fragrant and a delight for the tastebuds

[Anonymous No.12794578]

>>12789094
>what have you found in hotel/hostel rooms?
someone left behind their laptop. contacted the guy, didn't seem phased and said we could keep it. co-worker had been saving up for months to buy his own and was stoked when the boss said he could have it.
also
>pizzas
>alcohol
>bags of weed
>bag of shrooms one time
>ski gear
working in hotels and hostels you're guaranteed to find at least a few free beers every week. makes a good day into a great day when you find some.

[Anonymous No.12794658]

>>12787550
I did this but I was middle class and hated overconsumption, got to spend all my lunch money on oxycontin thanks to garbage cans and the lost and found

[Anonymous No.12795032]

>>12794096
Who would just put that there....

[Anonymous No.12795372]

>>12795032
>puts prep in a tree branch
>"haha, it's like a real bird now"
>doesn't want it now that it's been on a tree
>leaves it there
Pretty simple deduction if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.12795399]

>>12788909
i always try to impart this on the J1 visa workers at my job and they all leave their internships depressed drunk 15lbs overweight with 17 pairs of nike shoes

[Anonymous No.12795404]

>>12795372
That's an induction. A deduction is the end result of ruling out all other possibilities.

[Anonymous No.12795419]

I put on a sealed condom I found laying in the grass while walking home from high school. I wonder if it was laced or tampered with and gave me AIDS.

[Anonymous No.12795564]

bus' a nug

[Anonymous No.12795646]

>>12789932
>be American
>tip your students as to not become a target during the inevitable shooting

[Anonymous No.12795654]

>>12795646
>>12789932
kek'd heavily, thanks bros

[Anonymous No.12795689]

>>12787472
>>12787522
chicken whispers

[Anonymous No.12795724]

In boot camp theres almost always at least one brokedick in the platoon who has to stay behind in the squad bay during chow, so we had to bring back a hot tray for him. Our Senior DI was a major autist and would smoke the fuck out of us if we ever ate any kind of sweets, whether it was the small brownie at dinner, MRE candy, breakfast muffin, etc. Safe to say I would raid the garbage at night to find the uneaten cookies. I would also sneak away to the back closet in the Maytag room to jerk off when I bought cocoa butter in the recruit px

[Anonymous No.12795743]

>>12795724
Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.12795766]

>>12787522
Trolly bojangles

[Anonymous No.12795776]

>>12788211
>gurmet

[Anonymous No.12795784]

>>12787454
Sure, was pretty drunk in Mallorca once, found a nice slice of pizza lying on a trash can lid one night, ate it on a dare, would have eaten it anyway. Also, finish undrunk drinks on parties and festivals :) Alcohol is the best seasoning

[Anonymous No.12795789]

>>12788857
What a story

[Anonymous No.12795795]

>>12795724
You are a true american hero. Thank you for your sacrifices for protecting our freedoms.

[Anonymous No.12795923]

Fully intact popcorn bag on the floor of the theatre

[Anonymous No.12795956]

>>12788236
*nuggers

[Anonymous No.12795996]

>>12793306
Hella nice bro

[Anonymous No.12796026]

>>12795795
I threw up a little into my mouth reading that smarmy pablum.

[Anonymous No.12796033]

not floor food but i did take a floor pill when i was maybe 6 or 7
nothing happened, i think i was hoping for super powers or some shit

[Anonymous No.12796944]

>>12796033
based and floorpilled

[Anonymous No.12797024]

I found a untouched mcrib by the freeway and I took a leap of faith like Indiana jones in the raiders of the lost ark and sure enough I chose wisely as I did not die

[Anonymous No.12797050]

>>12793422
Holy fuck, how do you remember breathe?

[Anonymous No.12797055]

>>12793120
Dum da-dum dum dum, DUMB!

[Anonymous No.12797061]

>>12797055

This was meant for you >>12788616

[Anonymous No.12797081]

Never ate found food. I have drank found beer, smoked found weed, jacked to found porno, ate found pills, smoked found cigarettes, and snorted a half gram of found cocaine.

[Anonymous No.12797094]

>>12787454
I found a contractors bag full of individually packaged Combos and ate like a king for two months.

[Anonymous No.12797139]

Last night I was drunk waling home after work (12am-2am).
I used to frequently stop into the gas station up the road on my walk home to grab a breakfast sandwich because all I have is a Subway that closes 2 hours before I do. The dildo that closes that gas station before I get there always throws the motherfucking sandwiches away now before I can get the chance to get there, so last night I snagged a couple out of the trash bin he keeps lying in front of the damn sandwich counter. Fucking poo-in-the-loo thought I was stealing a bunch of beers when I pull a craft beer out of my bag and tried giving it to him.
>"How you get this!? Where you get this?!"
>Dude I work at the liquor store up the road, I tell you this every night I see you.
>"Nah I'm good, you have."
You fuckin' cunt. Those morning sandwiches might be cold, but they're still edible. Quit throwing them away god damn it.

[Anonymous No.12797175]

>>12797081
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.12797222]

>>12797175
Found food just seems too risky.

[Anonymous No.12797241]

>>12787522
>>12787472
put me in the screencap dad

[Anonymous No.12797321]

>>12787454
I once found a tin of kippers on the ground. I had never had kippers before. Now I have kippers for breakfast occasionally.

[Anonymous No.12797332]

>>12797321

[Anonymous No.12797341]

>>12787550
I feel ya bro. My family barely had anything growing up. I used to ask my mom if we were going to eat this week. "Maybe honey" is all she say.i used to steal food from my rich friends. Were all better now but goddamn if it didn't make me humble for what I got.

[Anonymous No.12797364]

>>12797222
Dumpster diving can turn out some pretty good finds, although there will be some foul things every now and then.

[Anonymous No.12797722]

I drank a starbucks cold brew that was sitting on the side of the road. It was sealed and still cold.

[Anonymous No.12798136]

>>12789081
You should have quit being so fuckin' mouthy

[Anonymous No.12798140]

>>12797332
>In the purse.
Which one of you deen faggots did this?

[Anonymous No.12798148]

Found this when taking a shit once. Was tempted.

[Anonymous No.12798173]

>>12798148
Really glad you saved a picture of random bathroom candy to share with all of us a year+ later

[Anonymous No.12798355]

>>12787522
haha..... * rapes and cums inside you *

[Anonymous No.12798553]

>>12787454
>>12787472
>>12787522
f-ck yoeah put me i nteh screencaps bros.

[Anonymous No.12798581]

i ate a vicodin i found laying behind a toilet at a truck stop in pearl river, Mississippi

also i've eaten a lot of trash sure go figure

[Anonymous No.12798888]

I ate a cookie I found off the sidewalk once. There weren't any ants on it so I figured it was fine

[Anonymous No.12798962]

Ate a half-eaten McChicken I found at a bustop and stole someone's sunflower seeds that they left in some construction equipment.

[Anonymous No.12799039]

I've found a lot of odd items still in their original packaging unopened and eaten those, but I've also eaten partially eaten burgers and shit because I'm that trashy

[Anonymous No.12799046]

>>12788880
I did that once and got fucking strep throat.

[Anonymous No.12799062]

>>12798888
Checkd
>>12798962
My man

Didn't realize we had so many based bois on ck willing to risk everything, also I'll smoke a cig butt if it's long enough, I just roll out the garbage baccy

I'm pretty homeless tier desu

[Anonymous No.12799106]

I never bring water to the gym because I'm lazy, and sometimes, when no one's around, I take big sips from water bottles I find in the locker room or toilet

[Anonymous No.12799145]

Yes I'm extremely ashamed of some things I've eaten

I once found a dog's skull on a hill and ate some of the dried up meat on it
I have eaten bubble gum from under seats and public transport several times

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking

[Anonymous No.12799241]

>>12799145
>I once found a dog's skull on a hill and ate some of the dried up meat on it
berrypicker as fuck

[Anonymous No.12799363]

>>12798173
Shut up faggot

[Anonymous No.12799387]

>>12787530
b&r

[Anonymous No.12799388]

>>12799145
>I once found a dog's skull on a hill and ate some of the dried up meat on it

[Anonymous No.12799422]

>>12799388
It's not that weird.

My sister and I dried a ton of walleye eyes, the ones that shimmer, and ate them like candy. We found dead animals all the time and used to cook and eat the teeth. I don't know why, sibling bonding?

[Anonymous No.12799434]

>>12798962
For me, it’s the half eaten McChicken

[Anonymous No.12799479]

>>12799145
>>12799422
And the dead animal clapped.
Go larp somewhere else cretin

[Anonymous No.12799501]

>>12799422
>cook and eat the teeth
>eat
>the
>teeth

[Anonymous No.12799522]

>>12799422
>eat the teeth
what drugs are you on right now? get help, jesus

[Anonymous No.12801157]

>>12799479
Based retarded sheltered manchild

[Anonymous No.12801369]

>>12788655
wut?

[Anonymous No.12801388]

>>12787454
When of my earliest memories is finding an old box of girlscout cookies under the couch and eating them.

I also have a smiliar memory of finding loose mini oreos in the cupholder of this rental car on a vacation that was already there before we got it and I ate all of those too and my parents didn't stop me

[Anonymous No.12801397]

>>12796026
thank you for your cervix

[Anonymous No.12801495]

>>12787530
Yet you don't have the common sense to live a purposeful life. Have sex.

[Anonymous No.12801724]

>>12793422
Yes. I died. This post was brought to you from beyond the grave.

[Anonymous No.12802664]

>>12801724
How are the meatballs over there?

[Anonymous No.12803182]

I found a cake on the floor one time. Someone dropped it so that it flipped over and landed square on the icing. I only ate the bottom part, but that was good ass cake.

[Anonymous No.12803185]

My friend took a half eaten bucket of flavored kettle corn of the top of an overflowing trashcan at a movie theater the last time I went with him.

[Anonymous No.12803207]

>>12787454
Do naturally growing edible foodstuffs count?
If so then yes, berries and mushrooms

[Anonymous No.12803310]

>>12787454
only the layer on top of other food

[Anonymous No.12803360]

No but I steal food all the time

[Anonymous No.12803485]

>>12803182
thats pretty smart

[Anonymous No.12803701]

>>12803310
thats pretty smart

[Anonymous No.12804177]

>>12787530
>lowslung retard

[Anonymous No.12805898]

>>12787530
ooo look at mister suave

[Anonymous No.12805909]

>>12789326
>Aww
female detected, post tits or kill yourself, it's your choice.

[Anonymous No.12805921]

>>12803182
haha, ass cake. I'm writing this one down.

[Anonymous No.12805989]

>>12793306
>washing mushrooms
what the fuck are you doing nigger

[Anonymous No.12806007]

I used to work at a 24 hour grill restaurant and the dishwasher was a huge mute special needs man who was constantly eating off dirty plates and out ofnthe garbage when he thought nobody was looking.

[Anonymous No.12806432]

>>12802664
Splendid

[Anonymous No.12807191]

>>12788650
I ate a homeless girl's pusy once. It was actually pretty clean

[Anonymous No.12807225]

no, but i went digging deep in my communal dumpster 6 hours later when i realized i threw out a chick fil a sauce packet. Was worth it

[Anonymous No.12807228]

>>12797332
I want to eat her sardine purse

[Anonymous No.12807236]

>>12788880
I miss the period of my life where I got a fat 5000 euro fine and had no money so I had to live on protein powder and smoked butts when I was craving a smoke

[Anonymous No.12807245]

>>12799422
What does your sister's pusy smell like ?

[Anonymous No.12807268]

>>12807228

[Anonymous No.12807797]

>>12805989
>believing in the "mushrooms absorb water meme"
Theyre already like 90% water my dude

[Anonymous No.12807917]

>>12789331
When I got my first real job as dishie a few yeards ago when I was just a kid, the qt3.14 waitresses (we genuinely didn't have any not hot ones) would always flirt with me and share anything that got sent back. Lots and lots of untouched parts of charcuterie and cheese boards, as well as deserts.

[Anonymous No.12807934]

>>12788565
t. Manlet that was raised in a sterile bubble and can't handle a dash of botulism or tetanus every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.12808015]

>>12807917
They are now washed up whores anon.
Thats who eats off a customers sent back plate, a whore

[Anonymous No.12808026]

>>12787454
my friends and i used to watch the tray-return carousel in the cafeteria for unfinished food. i was very surprised at the disgusting things some people could order. saved a lot of money

[Anonymous No.12808154]

>>12808015
Yeah, it was like five years ago so the washed up thing probably holds true.
I'm not sure any of them have had to resort to whoring, though. The place was a really nice restaurant and all of FOH's jobs were gotten through wealthy connections. Most of BOH was broke, as always.

[Anonymous No.12808187]

>>12787454
Yup, found a cheeseburger in the pocket of my winter coat a few years back, hadn't worn the coat for 5-6 months.
I ate it, was fine, bun a little stale though.

[Anonymous No.12808208]

>>12787550
You're just a poor boy from a poor family? Digging through trash for some food that is free?

[Anonymous No.12808636]

onced found a couple of boxes of frozen cookies from one of thos mail order fun raiser magazine in the dumpster near my apt they were still frozen looked them over and they were fine ate alot of cookies that day

[Anonymous No.12809030]

>>12808187
whoa, that's wholly epic bro!