/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12783769]

>be me in Italy
>order pasta
>ask for ketchup
>chef comes out and asks me to leave the restaurant

Who was in the wrong here?

[Anonymous No.12783782]

>>12783769
You for being in Italy

[Anonymous No.12783784]

Italians are subhuman

[Anonymous No.12783824]

>>12783769
You. If you want it your way then go to a McDonald's just like at home.

[Anonymous No.12783862]

>>12783769
>Ketchup on pasta

[Anonymous No.12783945]

>>12783769
you for having shit taste
italians for being pedantic confrontational retards
all of us here for posting in this thread

[Anonymous No.12784013]

>>12783769
>Be in Japan
>Ask for salt
>Chef comes out and asks me to leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.12784087]

>be in America
>order french fries
>ask for mayonnaise
>chef comes out and asks me to leave the restaurant

[Anonymous No.12784101]

>>12783782
>>12783862
I just like sipping on some ketchup, the acidity and sweetness contrast each other nicely
I don't add it to my pasta that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.12784109]

>be me
>go to Italy on vacation for 2 weeks
>get italian food the 1st night
>get italian food the 2nd night
>get italian food the 3rd night
>tired of it by 4th night
>no fucking regular restaurant in Florence
>only Italian restaurants serving the same shit as the place next door
>just eat pringles the rest of the trip for every meal

Cant even find a decent samdwhich place in Italy. Every place serves a thin slice of ham stuffed between 6 inches of bread with a tiny but if cheese and charges $10 for it. Also the pizza was fucking garbage so couldn't just grab a slice of za while walking around. Italian food is a meme.

[Anonymous No.12784149]

>>12784109
My town only has Italian restaurants and Döner bistros, and maybe one Chinese restaurant.
Do I complain about it? No, I just do what every other person does and go to a grocery store lmao

[Anonymous No.12784252]

>>12784101
What

[Anonymous No.12784596]

>>12783769
Bro make it what in the literal fuck style.
> you got it brah in a surfer tone cause all Californians speak like that

[Anonymous No.12784603]

>>12784087
> chef asks me to marry his 500 lb daughter threatens to shoot me if I decline

[Anonymous No.12784652]

>>12783769
>be me in america
>order burger
>ask for tomatoes
>chef comes out of the kitchen
>has to stop and catch his breath 3 times before reaching my table, because he weighs 250 kilograms
>we both get shot by gunman before he can say anything

Who was in the wrong here?

[Anonymous No.12785060]

>>12783769
you for expecting some european country to have any freedom

[Anonymous No.12785229]

>be me in ehtiopia
>eating dirt
>ask gor water
>entire village attacks me and gives me butt aids

[Anonymous No.12785248]

>>12784109
Hmmm. What didn’t you like about the pizza? The good stuff is only served at night. They serve Tombstone to Americans who demand it for lunch.

[Anonymous No.12785272]

>>12784109
>go to Italy on vacation for 2 weeks
>get italian food the 1st night
>get italian food the 2nd night
>get italian food the 3rd night
>tired of it by 4th night
>no fucking regular restaurant

[Anonymous No.12785277]

>>12783769
that looks so fucking good

[Anonymous No.12785319]

>be in Ethiopia
>order food
>chef comes out and asks me to leave

[Anonymous No.12785323]

>>12783769
You, for lying to us. How could a fictional character be to blame for your lies about insulting the culinary practices and history of a nation as famous for its pride as its ambition?

[Anonymous No.12785341]

>>12784109
Florence has delicious tripe sandwiches that are very filling-heavy.

[Anonymous No.12785678]

>>12784109
Just had a quick look on Google maps and saw two Japanese and a Mexican place in Florence at first glance.
And Florence has a lot of Michelin starred restaurants for it being such a tiny city.

[Anonymous No.12785871]

>>12784109
>Cant even find a decent samdwhich place in Italy.
>when All'Antico Vinaio is in Florence, in the city center, 5 minutes away from Subway