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12782978 No.12782978 [Reply] [Original]

*maked child-palated faggots and fatties seethe*

>> No.12783031

Nah I just dont like it and I accept other people have different tastes

>> No.12783072

>>12783031
/thread

>> No.12783083
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12783083

What a Fedora Imagines When he Orders Black Coffee

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero. If this order is taking place in the ghetto, several black people go DAAAAAAAAAAAMN*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far more euphoric human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

Don't worry dauntless fans of this sodium-hearted man of action, he'll be back in next weeks tantalizing issue, "I'll Have EVERYTHING With Bacon..."

>> No.12783084

>>12782978
fuckin yikes, you gotta be 18+ to post here faggot. take a hike

>> No.12783094

>>12783083
>n-no u r the fatties!!
Try harder, milkshake lover.

>> No.12783119

Wait, why would fat people not like coffee?

>> No.12783127

>>12783119
They love tea, and their stupid tea set.

>> No.12783218

>>12782978
I think a lot of people who hate black coffee just had shitty cheap coffee that has to have cream and sugar in it to be palatable

>> No.12783246

>>12782978
I enjoy this berry tea, but I don't enjoy being constantly exhausted so I don't drink it often.

>> No.12783266

>tfw obese and still drink black coffee (no sugar)

>> No.12783280

Coffee makes a good marinade base for pork.

>> No.12783323

>>12782978
>Gives people an undeserved sense of superiority
Coffee snobs are there worst. It's just a beverage. Drink how you like it

>> No.12783427

>>12783119
black coffe is liw in calories and a appetite supressant