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>>12780627>taps knife against cutting board
>>12780642had a crazy italian roommate who just stuck his knife into his cutting board after using it
>>12780643Roasted tomatillo tomato sauce is based
>>12780629i literally watch the first few seconds up to the point where he taps the knife, then i go onto something else. i do that every time i see this webm
Will continue tomorrow. Lots more to dump.
>>12780808are gonna eat that overcooked piece of shit?
If you read this post, you have to quit your job lol
>>12780849>that fat fuckRuined the thread for me.
>>12780715lost. this actually managed to make me make a face of disgust
>>12780957Casual racism is still racism, man. Knock it off
>>12780654He's lost it.
i would die just to have this
There's just something intensely cunty about those low framerate timeskips. Of everything shitty about tasty, that is the shittiest.
>>12781010>i would die to have a twenty dollar street sandwich from italyamericans don't travel, do they?
>>12781009You would too if you had the life he did.Guy was one of the most jacked people on earth for like 10 years. Then a movie star. Then a politician. Try not to get a big head after all that and you can claim the worlds most humble man title.
ok, let me know when, ok?
>>12781028Has he ever gotten dubs though?
>>12781038my throat felt dry watching it. is like eating dirt
>>12781049i never understand why is called torta cubana, whats so cuban about it?
>>12781030Post mexicans putting a shit ton of different sugary sauces on sponge tortilla chips
>>12781082Jesus christ... good job
>>12781085>the way she meticulously places the chips as if she's doing a carefully thought out fancy platingLmao.
>>12781073>>12781085i love hoe delicate she cuts the chip bag, so graceful
>>12781103its why i love that video, such passion for making ot well distributed
>>12781044>bragging about getting dubs while using a script on a slow board
>>12781126 How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?
Gotta love Kobe Beef.
>>12781143How many cal in a plate of lacrette?
>>12781147The one true Egg King.
>>12780850it literally says corn tortilla.
>>12781224what the fuck
Nobody is prepared for this
has anyone got more webm of morbidly obese people in comical situations
>>12780627Where is this
>>12780654I have one of those. I make shakes in it pretty much every day after working out. I just keep peeled bananas in the freezer. 1 frozen banana, 1 plain yogurt, water, sometimes add some berries if I have them lying around. Always tastes good.
>>12780684Damn, that looks fantastic and really easy to make.
>>12781131There's a door in the back I believe
>>12780715>>12780704>>12780662>a tiny, unevenly applied pinch of salt Every fucking time. Every single one of these is laughably undersalted. And they always hold their faggy little hands way too close to whatever they're seasoning, ensuring that it won't be evenly seasoned.
>>12781001chill out, nigger
>>12781131Not allowed to leave until all the eggs are eaten.
>>12780662>he fell for the butter basting & resting memes
>>12781354No one gives a fuck, fatass
>>12781383you have a point on the skirt steak, but the other two you're a retard.one is steak au poivre which is supposed to have a ton pepper on it and the other he rubs the salt and pepper and there is an even amount
>>12781678it only works if you aren't using shit steak
>>12780678>good vibesWhat the fuck, come on.
>>12780696And it started off so promisingly.Can't Americans eat vegetables without smothering them in cheese?
>>12781024The benefit of not living in the tiny shoebox shithole you call 'home'
>>12781117>uhhhh senor, you forgoto el toppings, por favor>uhhhhhhhhhhh hola senor? Senor?
>>12781120>tripfag offering no content in a random /ck/ threadWhat a surprise.
>>12781972What the fuck was he doing with that lemon?
>>12781001*ahem*FUCK niggers and FUCK jannies
>>12781001>Standards is racism
>>12780696>make anything>cover it in cheeseotherwise it's not all that bad but this is really getting dumb
>>12781020Fucking yikes I'm glad subhuman napoletans get to stay where they belong
>>12782044This lunatic belongs in WWE
>>12782093According to Marcella Hazan, if your recipe includes olive oil and you think it needs to be topped with cheese at the end, you simply didn't use enough olive oil.
>>12780648flavour has to be ok, but eating that is like eating a kg of portland cement
That's all I've got. Hope somebody saved some.
>>12782541Shouldve posted roast beef.
>>12780627>Burned shit and hot sauce, also some non-burned meat. and peppers. god forbid you taste any of the burned crapmeats
>>12782622>WTF YOU MUST ADD MORE SOY
>>12781740I know it's supposed to have a ton of pepper, hardly puts any salt on it though. Both are thick steaks, especially the ribeye. Both should be heavily salted well in advance before cooking. Looks like the retard is you for not knowing shit about cooking.
>>12780942What in the goddamn?
>>12781010this looks delicious up until the bacon and cheese part followed by even more cheese and meat and then even more cheese with mashed fries. wtf is up with american recipees and absolutely smothering food in cheese. its overkill and disgusting
>>12780662Too greazy. That steak already has enough fat as it is you don't need to drown it in butter and oil
>>12780627Is there any other country that can prepare meat better than the USA?
>>12780808Looks dry as fuck. I just use a slow cooker for pork butts, always comes out juicy and tender. Just salt and pepper it on all sides, place it on top of some sliced onions, stuff apple slices into the gaps between the pot and meat, then pour a can of soda on it and let it cook all day.
>>12781131he just uses the eggxit
>>12781001based sensible lad
>>12780715>that recipe>those hands SKRRRRT
>>12781001Nigger, how was that racist
>>12782044I suddenly feel so less manly, I am but a child, this right here is the true man, not me
>>12783149I've done pork butts several different ways. I think smoking them is by far the best way to go. If done right they are very moist, and the flavor is second to none. Pic related, every bit of fluid soaked back in to the meat during its resting period.
>>12783361That's a thing of beauty right there.
>>12783299I don't owe an explanation to someone who uses that word. Or frankly any of you who are making fun of me.
>>12783477Thanks, that was after almost four hours of smoking uncovered, and another six hours in foil at 200`. The rub definitely gives it a great color,amost a shame to rip it up in to pulled pork.
>>12781383All of these WebMs do that.Its like a teaspoon of salt on some 1.5lb slab of meat and not let it soak in or anything, or even worse they season the steak while its in the pan.Or they are marinading a roast or a few pounds of meat chunks and they only put in a couple sprinkles of sea salt.There food must be bland as hell.
>>12780671Why would anyone want to eat the worst twice baked potatoes they've seen while putting in many times the effort?
>>12780684>>12781370They are great, but the batter needs some vanilla and a little sugar added to it. Otherwise it tastes far too eggy.
>>12780704Could you replace the brandy with some kind of Vinegar?
>>12780627Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like there's a real lack of bread on that plate
>>12783053Judging from the naming and the types of the ingredients, this seems authentically Italian.
>>12780715....do black people really?
>>12780643Something about those large plastic containers really grosses me out.
>>12781227>>12781233>>12781239>>12781240>>12781242>>12781247>>12781248No amount of PETA/Vegan propaganda can convince me not to eat cows, chickens or pork. But, for some reason, when I see the things we do to crabs, I sometimes wonder if we go too far.
>>12781006WHAT in the actual FUCK is that
>>12781268WHAT THE FUCK
>>12783870You should worry more about fucking octupi and whales. Those fuckers are intelligent and they're fully aware of what's going on.
>>12781082>>12781085>>12781104Do Americans REALLY
>>12784145Europeans are fucking trash.
>>12781001You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them. If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do. Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?
>>12784159I really don't recommend watching it with sound but here you go you sick freakhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42E
>>12783597Americans went braindead about carbs and gluten so we don't have good bread anymore unless we make it at home.
>>12784317I'm not even asking for good bread, it feels weird to people to see a grilled meat without some kind of bread. I would sneak in slices of wonder bread if I thought I was heading there
>>12781227Needs a small sprinkling of salt.
>>12781343La Barbecue in Austin.
>>12783097>>12783097You mean every European (except uk) has better meat than USA
>>12782047So that's how they make the fuckers so fluffy
>>12780662Why would you overcook a ribeye this badly?
>>12781972Too much garlic for scallops, it would over power the seafood.
>>12780987i hate when they do this kinda bullshit , and i have heard they do it often , especially the obese people who get free money from the goberment
>>12781001baiting bitch +1
>>12780850Goddamn why do you faggots get so triggered by superior shit.
>>12780629Tap three times, and you can grant wishes.
>>12780662might sound like a dumb question but i'm just starting to cook for myself, could i do this even if i don't have a cast iron
>>12781224what the fuck is this
>>12782077Can never find arborio rice for a decent price, risotto looks great, but I'm not paying a ton for rice that I'll never use for anything else.
>>12780629All my co-workers and I do it too. I think it is a way of not loosing the pace while thinking between movements. Kinda like saying "Uhh" while speaking as a way not to make silence
>>12784698Don't know where you live but they sell it at Walmart here in the Midwest.
>>12784680YesAnd much better than the fucktard from that video
>>12780671THe constant zoom-in makes me feel nausea
>>12781075PLEASE fucking explain this
>>12780696>>12782093>Make anything >Turn it into a casserole That's what I have the most problems with
>>12783511>I-I-I d-d-don't owe *sob* a-an explanation t-t-t-to s-s-s-someone *sniffle* who uses t-t-t-that w-w-word. *sniff* Or f-f-f-frankly any of you *sob* who are m-m-m-making fun of me *sniffle*
>>12780662looks tasty as hell honestly. would be better slightly rarer.
>>12782352Smashed potatoes just seem like a worse version of roasted potatoes or homefries.What is the point?
>>12780631Indonesian food is suprisingly good. The funny thing is, it's a completely irrelevant country and you never hear anything about it (other than muh tsunami), yet they make the best damn Asian food out of any Asian country.
>>12784748Oh, is this the new hot shitpost meme? Just in time for school to start.
>>12781113I hate it when southerners have to finish off the adobada in a plancha. Only Northeños (Fierro) know how to make adobada properly
>>12783511>>12784761>nigger gets his feelings hurt>s-s-stupid summerfags!!
>>12781142He has.... pretty eyes
>>12784718call whine one one we need a whaambulance
>>12781024We're all fucking poor and underpaid of course we don't fucking travel
>>12782614How are they weird?
>>12781113Are those really Mexicans? Looks like it could be a Turkish döner shop instead
>>12781987made me laugh
>>12784700that......actually makes a bit of sense
>>12781134surly swag fort
>>12784759Oil, spices, hemp and half a billion people are irrelevant?
>>12782105Man fuck that bullshit. I'm a musician and I have nightmares about losing my hands/fingers. Thats fucking terrifying to me
>>12783582ive used worchestire sauce instead and it came out great
>>12785066Just play with your feet, dumbass!
>>12781143why do they try to outdo americans
>>12780627>$120 plus tipA bargain, really.
>>12782044I would like to see him try that with a homemade coconut
>>12781142What's his kill count up to?
>>12780627It will forever fucking bother me the way he puts the cut up sausage into the paper tray. FUCK.
>>12784293Same thing pretty much.
>>12784694you’ve never had ice avocado with condensed milk and sprinkled?
>>12780715I dunno, if someone made that for me I'd probably eat it
>>12781001Nigger nigger nigger
>>12780631>>12780648THESE VIDEOS ARE FUCKING SCAMS PLEASE GOD STOP POSTING THEM YOU GODDAMN BRAINLET RETARDShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6abePkXncCMHOW CAN YOU BE ON A FOOD AND COOKING BOARD AND POST THIS NONSENSE????
>>12780631>>12780648>>12780662>>12780696>>12780715These webms are quite literally the normie retard filter, because only zoomers with absolutely 0 knowledge of cooking or food falls for them. It's why it's so popular on facebook. Get off this website you fucking trash.
>>12786027Relax, man.They don't get ad money when you watch a webm on 4channel and I seriously doubt anyone on /ck/ is going to look them up on Youtube or Facebook for more of that shit.Incidentally, I will also not give the video you posted a view.
>>12784680Get stainless steel.
>>12781268when mommy makes nummies
>>12780654Ol' Arnold could play Solidus Snake in a live action piece, as long as he lost the accent.
>>12784145bro you just posted cringe
>>12780696>Potato pureeBecause smashed potatoes don't sounds classy enough. Ughhhh
>>12780715For Fucks Sake! Wash your hands before cooking!
>>12782442>Spice mixture>Colour of that garlic>Marinate for at least 15 minutes>Frying tikka meatThis is just wrong
>>12780715I would try this if someone cooked it but I don't know about capers on steak. Are there a lot of recipes for that combo?
>>12784759>it's a completely irrelevant country and you never hear anything about itPerhaps leave your echo chamber every once in a while>the best damn Asian foodTRUE!
>>12782030FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE
>>12780942Jack is so based.
>>12780942Is he trying to kill people with salmonella
>>12784477Then how come your burgers suck? How come your steak is trash? Why is even your sausage terrible?If your ingredients are better, why is the result inferior?
>>12786520>European sausages>worse than US sausages'no'
>>12782533you do know its done as a joke no
>>12786029Based. Would get drunk inna kitchen with and argue over which of us is sous chef
>>12783870Crab and fish lack both the nerve endings required to properly experience pain as well as the part of the brain found in other animals that can process pain. While they know and can recognize they lost a limb for example they don't actually feel pain from it.>>12784078This is true though whales are mammals and octopi actually do have those nerves. I don't see a problem with serving fresh octopus or squid but at least immediately sever the brain stem first.
>>12781117>texMex is garbage, authentic Mexican is so much better can the authentic meme die now?
>>12784477Imagine being the retard that unironically believes this.American Meat is unmatched.
>>12781268oh fuck you
>>12781268Sometimes when im lazy and Im handling boiled things I just squish them but never thisUnless im having a burger and Im took lazy to slice the tomatoes I just take a bite out and spit it on the burger