/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12778923]

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.12778996]

>>12778923
Why is Britian so dead set against blaming crime on the actions of criminals?

[Anonymous No.12779004]

It took me half an hour to sharpen my kitchen knife
I sure wouldnt want to live in uk as a chef

[Anonymous No.12779006]

>>12778923
I'm glad the UK is declining into irrelevancy

[Anonymous No.12779014]

Bin dat knoife

[Anonymous No.12779024]

>>12778923
This is what happens when you ban guns.

[Anonymous No.12779137]

>>12778923
>the telegraph
Boris, please, that's worse than US F(au)x News or Brightfart.

[Anonymous No.12779156]

you expect this kind of drivel from a red-top. sort it out telegraph

[Anonymous No.12779180]

>>12779024
Pretty much. They've made caveman technology taboo. If anything they're promoting people thinking knives are cool, whereas the vast majority of people elsewhere don't give a fuck. They're certainly not weirdos who walk abound modified cooking utensils because they think it makes them hardcore.

Congrats Bongs, retarded as usual. We should have let Germany have you after you gave us radar.

[Anonymous No.12779224]

>london bridge terrorist attack
>3 men killed8 people and injured 48 in an 8 minute attack before being shot dead by police.
>attackers used extra sharp ceramic knives
> pic related

"oh gosh. how absurd it is to regulate weapons of mass murder"

>El paso terrorist attack
>22 dead. 24 injured
>police don't shoot armed suspect
>nobody thinks of legislating to ensure that this never happens again

[Anonymous No.12779242]

>>12778996
because that would be racist

[Anonymous No.12779266]

>>12779224
Fucking amateurs.

Anyone who thinks you're going to get rid of murder, or terrorism, without dealing with social issues is goddamned insane.

[Anonymous No.12779369]

>>12779024
Except it's just uk

[Anonymous No.12780278]

>>12778923
you could sharpen a fucking knife with a rock, are they gonna ban rocks too?

[Anonymous No.12780289]

>>12779180
idk how british police don't see how retarded they sound

[Anonymous No.12780511]

>>12779224
>3 men killed8 people and injured 48 in an 8 minute attack
This mother fucker must have been a track star. After the first stabbing either you run away or pile in.

[Anonymous No.12780912]

>>12778923
>"Oi! Where is yo knoif loicense? Get back hea you lil bugga!"

[Anonymous No.12780940]

>>12780289
This is too hilarious!

[Anonymous No.12781032]

I hear fire is the main cause of fires. Better ban fire.

[Anonymous No.12781067]

Terrorists breathe air whilst committing their crimes, we must regulate air intake to prevent future terrorist events

[Anonymous No.12781092]

>>12779224
>extra sharp
oh no not EXTRA sharp! Should we regulate sharpening stones? Are diamond rods the new AR-15?

[Anonymous No.12781110]

>Americans shittalking about retarded judges

[Anonymous No.12781156]

>>12779224
>Nice Truck attack
>86 people killed 458 injured

That's more than any of our mass shootings even the Vegas one. Also Oklahoma City Bombing. You can't regulate everything away you fucking cowards

[Anonymous No.12781272]

>>12778996
because people would start asking what sort of people all those knife crimes are committed by and it would have to be made official the perps are all third world shithole niggers and mudslimes.

[Anonymous No.12781285]

>>12779180
Oh no the Pliers Of Death! Some policeman must have read that Andy McNab novel where he kills a security guard with the needle nose pliers of his Leatherman tool

[Anonymous No.12781298]

how do the british prepare food since they can't have anything sharp anymore

[Anonymous No.12781312]

>>12781298
Why do you think they eat so much curry?

[Anonymous No.12781313]

>>12781272
Heh. You've obviously never been to Engliand.

[Anonymous No.12781344]

>>12778923
Turns out the headline isn't real. What a surprise.

[Anonymous No.12781642]

just fucking nuke my country

[Anonymous No.12781654]

Can somebody pinpoint when exactly the timelines shifted and obvious satire became reality?

[Anonymous No.12781663]

>>12779266
Ban fire, now.

[Anonymous No.12781664]

>>12781156
Pretty sure fertilizer is heavily regulated for exactly this reason

[Anonymous No.12781666]

>>12780940
Just makes me feel sad. My country is fucked.

[Anonymous No.12781671]

>>12779224
americans are retarded, they think that because other types of attacks can happen, that having half a billion guns in the hands of them and their fellow stupid uneducated americans isn't retarded.

[Anonymous No.12781682]

>>12781671
>why yes, I will surrender more rights that I'll never get back
I'd rather we tackle the real issues as to while there's suddenly more mass shootings despite firearms being harder to purchase than before (though admittedly not that difficult). It's not like the technology or availability changed, if anything you have to drive further for a gun store in some areas.

[Anonymous No.12781683]

>>12781671
Well we just don't like to be treated like children. If you want to, go right ahead. But I live in a free country, if you don't want to protect yourself you can get shot and die.

[Anonymous No.12781693]

>>12781683
>treated like children
What, shot up regularly in huge school massacres?

[Anonymous No.12781748]

>>12779180
This is a troll you retard. How big's you Britain folder lol.
>OBSEDDED

[Anonymous No.12781751]

>>12781682
Its weird isn't it? Crime rates going down somehow but mass shootings have absolutely exploded over the past few years. Weird too how only certain ones get reported on by the media. Makes you think someone is behind it and I don't think it was cripplechan

[Anonymous No.12781753]

>>12779024
Gun's are not banned in the UK though.