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I just can't stop thinking about a big breakfast
YOu know, like the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity™ from IHOP®!

Or, just maybe, I'll have IHOP's® new and famous Breakfast Sushi™! It's a thin layer of crepe, and eggs, bacon, and raw salmon inside a delicious deep fried crust! Or, how about, I feast on IHOP's fantastic new delight: PANCAKE SHOES! Put 'em on your feet, then eat 'em as a treat! Wait, no, I'm gonna have the SAUSAGE GOGGLES! They're two mild sausage patties connected with links that make a fashionable breakfast for any cool cat, hep chick, or foxy momma! I can't forget about the endless syrup fountains either! 15 flavors of syrup on demand from anyone of these delicious geysers! But, that's only the beginning of the delicious maple fun, because of those fountains are fed directly from the syrup used in our most recent MEAL/EXPERIENCE: THE SYRUP SAUNA
Take a relaxing bath in our boiling hot syrup baths! And, don't forget about your "personal" massage from the one and only Mr. Pancakes™! The new face of IHOP is a lot of pancakes as a man!

I don't know about you, but it's starting to sound like an IHOP-tastic® morning to me

>> No.12776391

If I ever find a woman who'd wake me up with pancake shoes, I'd put wedding rings on all ten of her fingers.

>> No.12776401

>>12776377
For me, it's the IHOP BACON NOOSE™

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>>12776401
For me, it's the "getting permanently IP-banned."

>> No.12776528

>>12776377
There's a Russian milf at one that I used to go to with friends. She always called us hunny bunny. The only reason why we went so many times.

>> No.12776660

Are the IHOP burgers gone? They were pretty good the one time I had them.

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