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How do I stop making such a mess with flour?

>> No.12775431

>>12775419
Have you tried not being a dumb cunt

>> No.12775433

>>12775419
by not being a retard

>> No.12775440

>>12775419
Clean it.

>> No.12775442

Careful when u cook

>> No.12775443

>>12775419
Maybe pull your head out of your ass and pay attention to what you're doing, dum dum.

>> No.12775446

Just clean it up afterwards. Kitchens are supposed to get messy.

>> No.12775453

You don't

>> No.12775458

Looks like girl feet

>> No.12775473

Idk capt marvel

>> No.12775519

>>12775440
>>12775446
I do, its just much more of a hassle to clean than anything else I spill. I'd like to avoid it in the first place.

>> No.12775538

lol I posted it again reddit

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12775540

>>12775519
I swept it up but it got on my dress too :(

>> No.12775546

>>12775540
yo nobody gives a fuck if you're a girl if you can't even use flour without fucking the entire room up

go back to tumblr or whatever

>> No.12775552

you need a better hobby dude

>> No.12775559

>>12775540
Post tits.

>> No.12775562

>>12775540
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD ARE YOU A GGGGGGIIIIIIIIRRRRRRLLLLLLLL????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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12775563

>>12775540
im gonna need you to drop your discord, ma'am

>> No.12775567

>>12775540
>handprint
Fuck off attention whore.

>> No.12775569

>>12775419
keep a vacuum cleaner in your kitchen

>> No.12775571

>>12775540
beeg american tts

>> No.12775576

>>12775569
thats a good idea, I keep meaning to get a good one. I have one of those little vacuum robots and I hate it.

>> No.12775577

>>12775419
>foot tattoos
>fungus looking left toe
hard pass and a yikes from me bro

>> No.12775581

>>12775540
are americans really this fat?

>> No.12775592

>>12775581
Are Europeans really this obsessed?

>> No.12775595

>>12775577
its a bruise under the nail, dropped a wrench on it.

>> No.12775600

>>12775540
>"babydoll" necklace
>blue kitchenaid stand mixer
>spectrum brand oil
Nope nope nope nope nope

>> No.12775627

Imagine being so starved for attention you steal photos from some random thot you pine over on normie social media so you can shit up an anonymous cooking image board. Sort your life out m8.

>> No.12775629

>>12775419
nice tattoos faggot

>> No.12775664
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12775664

>>12775627
>steal
You're my only friends /ck/.

>> No.12775670

>>12775419
>Feet closed together
Whether female or soycuck, kys.

>> No.12775672
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12775672

>>12775664
>have no friends
>like to cook a lot
>post food pics on /ck/
>get praise for moderately competent cooking skills
>cry self to sleep at night
my nigga

>> No.12775682

>>12775672
solidarity

>> No.12775707
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12775707

god why am i so fucking alone

>> No.12775790

>>12775419
just dip your feet in egg wash before you start using it

>> No.12775819

>>12775419
Please be in london

>> No.12775826

>>12775707
We only see her(?)toes. She could be simply sarah for all you know

>> No.12775855

>>12775826
I don't think it's sarah either way that still doesn't have anything to do with my crippling loneliness

>> No.12775871

>>12775627
imagine it being so impossible to you that a woman willingly posts on this website.

>> No.12775876

Don't be a retarded skank, duh.

>> No.12775892

>>12775419
don't be gay

>> No.12775895
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12775895

>>12775664
Iktf.

But uh, how is it that I get banned for 3 days for asking a legitimate question about what Jeffrey Epstein ate last before he suicides himself, but this stays up?? I'll post shit too, mods, fugg u.

>> No.12775903

>>12775895
>attention whoring on /ck/
this is what your life has been reduced too

>> No.12775907

>>12775895
think it depends on when jannies are around or not, as well as at least one around here being a huge stickler, I make threads all the time, lots about cooking but some like this. Its just a gamble what stays up.
nice legs.

>> No.12775914

>>12775903
Kys robot

>> No.12775939

>>12775914
you're fishing for attention on a cooking board on 4chan sweetie, nothing you say nor do will change how pathetic you are.

>> No.12775942

>>12775903
Yup, and I'm a-ok with that.
>>12775907
True. It's still a fresh wound, but I've been banned from all my boards before, so it's meh. Thanks, my guy.

>> No.12775947

>>12775939
I'm not OP. I'm just telling you to follow the life cycle of the robot.

>> No.12775952

>>12775947
>sticking up for some random female on anonymous image board
oh boy

>> No.12775957

>>12775942
you get banned because you're a mentally ill attention seeking whore

>> No.12775968
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12775968

Ive been making bretzuls by the way.

>>12775942
We're the leg rebels of /ck/. Are you the same guy that includes his legs in the photo of whatever food hes talking about thats on the ground? If not we should all start a club or something.

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>>12775968
Nice bretzel

>> No.12775996

>>12775987
>reddit fag
like pottery

>> No.12776002

>>12775996
>reddit
Huh

>> No.12776006
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12776006

>>12775957
Hey, only mild mental illness. >>12775968
Not me, sadly.

>> No.12776011

>>12775419
feeeeeet

>> No.12776021

>>12775540
post cooter

>> No.12776050
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12776050

>>12775987
gracias senor.

>> No.12776057

>>12776021
aw man, the mods got to me. Funny they just didnt delete the whole thread.

>> No.12776075

>>12776057
So funny...

>> No.12776081

>>12776057
funny...

that you haven't posted photos of your sloppy, wet cunt for me to jerk off to and then post a cum tribute of.

>> No.12776096

>>12776081
keep dreamin' bucko.

>> No.12776106

>>12776096
don't fight it. just let it happen.

>> No.12776113

>>12776106
I second this.

>> No.12776123

>>12776106
>>12776113
>>12776081
degenerates.

>> No.12776134

>>12775819
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>> No.12776151

>>12776123
cmon bb

we can be discreet.

b7841546@urhen.com

>> No.12776162

>>12776151
discreetly send you pics of a horses pussy.

>> No.12776164

What did I miss?

>> No.12776168

>>12776162
>saves pictures of horse pussies
pretty sure that would make you the creepy one.

>> No.12776179

>>12776164
nothing just a femanon OP being a little tease

>> No.12776323

>>12775895
You got banned for that post? Every single board that day had some Epstein post. Shit was fucking funny.

>> No.12776333

>>12776164
attention seeking wet hole looking to get filled

>> No.12776363

>>12776323
Yeah and I made it /ck/ related too! Plus, I was genuinely curious as to what his last meal was and what other anons thought.

>> No.12776525
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12776525

>>12775419
This is a response to the boobs not this image.
Today's modern woman on the go (TM) is always looking for a way to help keep her fast paced rock and roll lifestyle (TM) on track. She just doesn't have time for the messes that grandma (TM) made using her old and outdated technology. But is there an exciting new product made just for her?
YES! There is.
Allow me to present the FlourShooter (TM) [patent pending all rights reserved]
Don't waste precious seconds scooping flour out of a bag. B.O.R.I.N.G. CONFUSING. HUH? how does that work?
Simply allow one of our expert technicians to pour the flower bag (service-fee not included with purchase) into FlourShooter's dual sphere-ish (TM) compartments and you're ready to go!
Grasp the FlourShooter's pumping cylinder and blast your way to a better breakfast. A less lumpy lunch. An etc. Dinner.
It's sleek.
It's made out of space-age (TM) aluminum.
With our proprietary force-distance maximization air-fluid technology (TM), pumping is as easy as gently waving your hand to a precious loved-one (TM).
The FlourShooter is new, brand new. Designed and partially-assembled (TM) in America just for you.
You owe it to yourself to give FlourShooter a test run today. Don't wait another second. Your first pump is free to try! Our gift (TM) to you! If you're not completely satisfied with the FlourShooter simply send it back for FREEEE (TM) Simply pay the small cost of the normal purchase price and shipping but only call it shipping.
You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.


Ok now that I've got your attention I'd like to take this moment to repeat something I've said hundreds of times in one form or another and have almost no belief in your ability to be ethical but I want to take one last shot at it.
Why is an "anonymous" image board hiding google fucking analytics? Why is it that I'm hiding behind 4 proxies and I am still absolutely confident that my privacy is being violated right now as I type this message?

>> No.12776540

>>12776525
It would maybe be ok if this behavior was confined to the "internet" but this problem extends to the 3d space and is in fact probably even worse there. The ability to choose to share or NOT TO SHARE thoughts and personal information... to define what is private and public... that is the essential thing that makes an individual HUMAN an individual HUMAN AND NOT A ROCK.
Allow me to try to get this through your enlightened skulls with a metaphor. Imagine you see a monkey at the zoo. It sees you and tries to cover itself with some leaves, a makeshift pair of pants and shirt if you will. So how do you react? Do you respect that another sentient being has made a decision to not share some part of itself with you? no. You use your superior technology and just force your way through. How fucking dare that thing challenge your will. So you pick up some thermal goggles and voila its naked again. HAHA. That stupid idiot. You sure showed it.
Did you ever consider the long term effects of your actions? Of course not. Youre above consequences. But here is what that actually does. Every time you force something to share something it doesnt want to share you make it hate you a little bit more and you ensure that the next time there is an opportunity to share something it will certainly choose not to. Your pig-dog headed attitude is exactly what is preventing you from achieving your actual goal, which is to PERSUADE it to want to share things with you WILLINGLY like a free conscious creature SHOULD. If there is no choice then you may as well replace the monkey with an inorganic robot, because without choice there is no difference between a sentient animal and a lifeless machine. But you dont care and you never have and you never will. I am wasting my energy again. You are beyond redemption. Youre so focused on what you have the technology to get away with that you just dont even consider how it effects anything around you.

>> No.12776547

>>12776540
Do you actually believe in property? Do you believe in ownership of cars and computers and all those objects you love so much?
What about ownership of yourself?
The core fundamental atom of a human or any conscious creature is its... consciousness. Its thoughts.
And what is ownership?
The core fundamental concept of ownership is the ability to choose whether or not to share something with someone else.
If a conscious creature cannot even have that small freedom what freedom can it possibly have?
NOTHING.
THERE IS NO LIBERTY WITHOUT FREEDOM OF THOUGHT. When you steal thought you steal the very core of what someone is and somehow despite all your amazing knowledge that just doesn't seem to occur to you..
ALL I wanted was a choice. It is the first and most fundamental absolute necessity for a free mind or even more broadly for a conscious individual to exist at all.
And guess what, if I had that choice most of the time I probably would share what I'm thinking about with you. Most of the time I would participate with you. But every time you steal that choice I work harder and harder to keep you away. DUH. How is that not an absolutely obvious consequence to you? How is it a mystery that I hate you and want you to die when you act like you do? YOU ARE STEALING ME. Not my car. Not my potatos. ME. The only thing I have any real right to own. It is completely unacceptable and the fact that you dont see that just shows that youre nothing more than an oversized infant with a bunch of overpowered toys you dont deserve that you use to bully people.
Everybody knows what amazing wizards you all are. You don't need to keep bullying people to prove it. Maybe show the monkey how to clothe itself instead of putting on your thermal goggles and who knows in the future you might have a friend instead of a slave. Give it a try. Or continue to remind me that talking to you is a waste of time.

>> No.12776555

>>12776547
Now I'm sure you're going to be incredibly low minded and say something like Durr Hurr dont use 4chan... nobody forced you to use 4chan "anon"

And let me just jump right ahead of that bullshit now so this can actually be an adult conversation. THIS PROBLEM EXISTS THROUGHOUT THE 3D WORLD AS I VERY CLEARLY STATED EARLIER. It exists on every website it exists in every park it exists in every atom of space in the universe. If it were as simple as not using a few websites of course I wouldn't have even mentioned it. The problem is completely all encompassing. So no... I can't opt out. If I could I would have already done it. But there is no space in this universe anywhere that does not have this problem so please... don't be low-minded if you do choose to respond. In fact the best thing you can do is not say anything at all... just change your behavior.

>> No.12776598

>>12776540
>>12776547
>>12776555
is this pasta?

>> No.12777657

>>12775895
Would fugg

>> No.12777810
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>>12776598
Not any that I've seen. I agree with the dude. Been wanting to go inna woods for a long time now. Just a pipe dream anyway. The best I can do is what I'm doing now, I suppose; no social accounts, only 4chan, limit going out with family to mostly the park/river. Oh well, we're all fugged.

>>12777657
Thanks, bruh. Here they are flexed.

>> No.12777823

>>12776598
Looking at the timestamps, it may be pasta. Dude's fingers were flying I'd not.

>> No.12777840

What the fuck.
Did I just miss tits on /ck/ again?
FUCK

>> No.12777861

>>12777840
No.
>>/ck/thread/S12775419#p12775540

>> No.12777863

>>12777810
same, posting here is the only validation I get. Closer to the homestead dream, closing on 4 acres and a hundred year old house next month. The only reason I still have a cell phone is to talk to my parents, if I could have a landline that calls long distance I would throw this thing in the trash.
>>12777840
only a tiny bit of cleavage.

>> No.12777867

>>12777863
I mostly lurk, have injected my gender seldomly. Huh, you and I should run away together.

>> No.12777869

>>12777861
Oh
Kinda looks like my ex. Weird.

>> No.12777901

>>12777867
im getting married in October, maybe in another life Anon.

>> No.12777908

>>12777901
I'm sure your husband wouldn't mind another woman around. Kek.

>> No.12777909

>>12775895
Didn't know Ezra Miller posted around here.
I'm a big fan of yours, my homofren.

>> No.12777921

>>12777909
Kek, nice. He into the Epstein case too??

>> No.12777942

>>12777908
oh your a lady, you should clip your toenails gurl, I thought those were man feet.

>> No.12777950

>>12777810
Beautiful. Reminds me of a milf gf I used to date

>> No.12777962

>>12775952
>Getting triggered over a female on ck

Imagine being this lonely

>> No.12777967

>>12777942
I'm pretty manly. See >>12776006

>> No.12777979

>>12776006
>chad femanon
I wish i was this chad

>> No.12777983
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12777983

>>12777967
Post your kitchen or fridge. We will see how good of a cook you are

>> No.12777988

>>12775458
yeah OP needs to post more

>> No.12777991

>>12777967
do you lift or have a demanding job or something? Ive got a little bit of muscle but its mostly from hoisting the toddlers i babysit. Wanna be strong gorl one day like you.

>> No.12777995

>>12777983
I would, but I broke my cameras hardware a few months back.

>> No.12777998

>>12777991
OP is a varbie.
Id fuck her.

>> No.12777999

>>12777991
Post pic flexing your arm holding any kitchen utensil just to be ck related

>> No.12778001

>>12777995
How did you take all these images itt? You aren't op ?

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>>12777988
Ive stayed in the thread, im not just gonna fag it up with pics of myself constantly. Heres an ugly photo of the wings I made last night after the pretzels.

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>>12777991
I worked in fast food for a long time. Putting trucks away, lifting cases of meat, fries and soda and roller skating does a lot for you, I suppose.

>> No.12778009

>>12778001
Yeah, me and muscle girl are two different people.

>> No.12778012

>>12778001
They're old pics from my webcam, before I got a smartshit in 2017.

>> No.12778013
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>>12778005
Theres something sad about this image and i dont know how to put it.

>> No.12778017

>>12778013
Lighting? They would look better in better lighting. I know they're good tasting, but that pic does make them look sad and yucky.

>> No.12778020

>>12775419
Marry me, I'll make you scoop it up

>> No.12778028
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12778028

>>12778007
Ppl I know who works in fast food end up looking fat. How do you resist the free staff fast food temptation?

>> No.12778039

>>12775419
Get a dog. A little one is fine. They'll take care of that.

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12778041

>>12778005
I'd rather taste your toes than your wings. But I'm sure the wings are good.

>> No.12778042

>>12775419
Toe tattoos are qt tier, are they snp?

>> No.12778049

>>12775419
>man feet
>toe tattoo
fuck off loser degenerate faggot

>> No.12778050

>>12775895
why are your big toe nails sharp?

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12778052

T-two girl(female) in one thread ?

J-jack pot...

>> No.12778054

>>12778028
Is that the Russian politician lady? Noice.
I hardly had time to eat and the amount of grazing I did was nil compared to others since I over worked. Almost never stopped to shoot the shit, stand around, was always on the go finding something to do. There's always something to do.

>> No.12778056

>>12775907
yes one of the mods is a real, certified fucking faggot piece of shit nigger and can completely fuck off

>> No.12778060

>>12775942
What other boards do you visit? /fit/ ?

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12778063

>>12777810
those are mans legs, dear god how could you ever think those disgusting chiseled muscles are sexy or attractive, holy shit

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12778069

>>12778017
Yeah, the light in my kitchen is super yellow and it makes things look bad unless theres natural sunlight.


>>12778028
Not her but I worked at mcshits as my first job outta highschool. The food gets old after a while, id forego food there and wait to eat until I got home, or had a piece of grilled chicken and fruit if I was really hungry while there. Its also just physically demanding sometimes if your in the kitchen or the maintenance guy or deal with the truck.

>> No.12778073

>>12778052
>twitch emote
you need to go back

>> No.12778089

>>12778069
you have long legs

>> No.12778090
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12778090

>>12778054
Stay chad muscle femanon.
Would hang/10

>> No.12778095

>>12778007
i love you

>> No.12778101

>>12778050
You'd think there'd be a cool story behind that, but they just ended up breaking like that. I used them to stab after that, though.

>> No.12778110

>>12776555
Mate what the fuck.

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>>12778069

>> No.12778119

>>12778060
/pol/ /an/, /b/ /x/ here and there.
>>12778069
>manager keys
Nice. I miss working, man. Definitely demanding, that's what I kiss about working fast food. At Sonic I would come up with different foods, so it didn't suck too much in regards to limited menu options.

>> No.12778123

>>12778119
>/pol/
that's very unattractive

>> No.12778125

>>12778090
Right on, I'd hang with you too.
>>12778063
I never said they were attractive, but some dudes liek. It happens when you skate and lift heavy items for years on end. You can't stahp ir. I wish I had lady legs.

>> No.12778129

>>12778125
please be my amazonian gf

>> No.12778131

>>12778095
I love you too, anon.

>> No.12778147

>>12778119
I like to see ppl on ck comes from different boards. Was not expecting /pol/
Tbh

>/an/
Show us your pet already

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>>12778129
I'm 4'11, far from amazonian.
>>12778147
/pol/ is my home board, /ck/ second
Here's a pic of my beautiful cats that I no longer have.

>> No.12778174

>>12778119
Hell yeah, i enjoyed it. Nefore that I was back-cash all the time and that was super chill, I was fast and got to play music I liked back there. The only downside of getting a promotion was that all the other managers were cunts and didnt like working to make the place flow right. I was opened, so you can get a lot done between 4 and 6 am.
>making up new food.
Hell yeah, that was always fun, I created a sloppy as fuck but delicious sandwich, they dont have all the componemts for it anymore though. We would also blend chocolate chips into the fruit smoothies, very good.

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>>12778166
>/pol/ is my home board
care for a drink, m'lady?

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12778181

>>12778166
My condolence, im sure they miss you too.

>> No.12778183

>>12778174
>other managers
Yup, that was the problem for me too. One would actually sabotage things I would do that would make things easier for the store AND customers. He and I were mostly closers and the opening manager loved my closes over his, kel. Guess that's why he sabotaged everything related to me. Don't you love vindictive children?

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>>12778181
Thank you for the kind words. (Orange) Julius had a neat kink in his tail that I miss playing with.

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12778190

>>12778166
Nice! Heres the old lady I had when I lived in florida.

>> No.12778205
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>>12778185
My ex has a kinked tail cat. I miss the cat more lol

>> No.12778214

>>12775871
The only way a woman would ever "willingly" post is if someone held them at gunpoint. They would actively debate in their heads which is the worse. Surprisingly, she chose to post, but that cause the criminal to shoot her boyfriend instead. Then she fucked the criminal at gunpoint and they lived happily ever after.

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>>12778190
White sox was his gal.

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>>12778190
She a cute gal. Here's my current kot. Lolol, pets are a hell of a lot better than people; they don't ruin your relationship and they give all the cuddles. Of course you'd miss the cat.

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>>12778069
Please post more of you in resturant outfit

>> No.12778231

>>12778214
That's hawt, expand the scene more pls.

>> No.12778261

>>12775895
Your feet look like my mom's feet
not a good thing :/

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>>12778224
Very cute, dont have a cat currently because my fiance doesnt like them, well be getting a dog when we close on our house then. And a goat as well as some chickens but those arent so much pets as they are employees.

>>12778227
I dont think i ever took very many photos at work.

>> No.12778276

>>12778270
Hi Kait

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>>12778270
This makes me want to go to work

>> No.12778287

>>12778276
Hey man. It actually says Katt, which is still an abbreviation because no one can seem to remember my full name.

>> No.12778297

>>12776006
Are you part Asian?

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>>12777869
my exgf also had two arms, a torso, and a neck :(

>> No.12778306

>>12778287
I kinda know that feel, more so just that everyone either wants to shorten my name or call me by my last name.
I prefer the latter, mainly because Im a sperg when it comes to names (a Bill is a different person than a William).

>> No.12778309

>>12778297
was wondering that too, she kind of reminds me of Emily Youcis

>> No.12778313

>>12778304
>Not knowing your ex's by breast size and shape.
Shig la de dig.

>> No.12778314

>>12778306
Knew a William that everyone called Billy, I liked William better just because his full name was so wild. William Race Carr.

>> No.12778319

>>12777869
maybe I am your ex.

>> No.12778321

>>12778297
I think part latino

>> No.12778327

>>12778314
Knew a retard in my high school whose name was Bobby. He loved race cars and would often say "Bobby race car" and so he was often refered to as bobby race car.
Those parents of Billy must have had no shame. Nice.

>> No.12778329

>>12778270
>doesn't like cats
Very lame. Mine didn't either, he even lied and said he was allergic. Now he loves cats. Just sneak one in!!

>> No.12778337

>>12778319
Probably not - I think she put on a lot of weight since I left her 5 years ago. Its a shame, since I loved the shortstack big tits look.

>> No.12778339

>>12778297
Mexican mutt.

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>>12776006

>> No.12778346

>>12778327
They were old weirdos and had fun with the fact that their last name was Carr, his older brother was Muscle Carr, forgot his first name.
>>12778329
meh, its not a big deal, they murder a lot of local birds here so its probably for the best we don't get one. I'm also not going to purposefully do something I know he won't like.

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>>12778344

>> No.12778355

>>12778344
The similarities are astounding.

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>>12778355
More like

>> No.12778384

>>12778166
you can be amazonian in spirit..

>> No.12778386

>>12778365
Hooooly shiiiiiii.

>> No.12778393

>>12778365
me-WOW!

>> No.12778396

>>12775419
Stop being a messy fuck.
The end.

>> No.12778400

>>12778365
Dude that is one swool nigga.

>> No.12778498

What the fugg has /ck been reduced to? Are you all seriously so starved that you give attention to this one pathetic average female, of which there is billions on this planet.

>> No.12778504

>>12778498
hey, theres TWO of them ITT.

>> No.12778531

>>12778504
So two average females entered this site, are seeking attention from all these pathetic faggots, and they can get away with it. Well, I guess there truly is nowhere peaceful on the internet to go anymore.

>> No.12778538

>>12778504
And one of them has big milkies and the other big muscles.
Its a rare occurrence really.

>> No.12778547

>>12778538
Are you that pathetic dude? One has normal average sized tits and the other has normal amount of muscle mass, truly nothing extraordinary.

>> No.12778573

>>12775419
>How do I stop making such a mess with flour?
use a bread machine or mixer to knead the dough for you.

>> No.12778586

>>12778123
People not liking what you're saying doesn't really make it political. You just don't like what you're saying and have a contradiction. Leave politics to people in stupid suits designed by hyper advanced homosexuals that make no sense.

>> No.12778590

>>12778498
at least one of them loves me :)

>> No.12778594

>>12778547
>>12778531
mommy milkers was posting some food stuff.

>> No.12778597

>>12775419
Use cocaine instead.
You'll be more careful.