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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Ja/ck/ is better at coo/ck/ing than 99% of this board

>> No.12764816

A blind man with no hands is better at cooking than 99% of this board.

>> No.12764835

I wish there was a Ja/ck/ version of beat Bobby flay where anons went head to head against /ourguy/

>> No.12764914

make funnier content so we can laugh with you instead of at you

>> No.12765008

Johnathan Frederick Scalfani ii is an artist. He does not "cook", he creates.

>> No.12765023

what shocking secret is the orb telling him?

>> No.12765106

>>12764811
Honestly depends on how you define being able to cook. Most people would probably agree that a good cook make appetizing food that wont make you ill. Ja/ck/ is capable of neither

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>>12765106
some people would probably agree a good cook is someone who has a girlfriend or gets laid
4chin has neither

>> No.12765165

>>12764811
Jack strokefani

>> No.12765168

>>12765137
Ja/ck/s wife gets plugged by a bull and his son hates him
I'd say hes above par compared to most of us

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>>12765137
4chins cant co...

>> No.12765184

>>12765178
that's baking

>> No.12765192

>>12765184
more like
>cucking

>> No.12765207

>>12765137
Yes I have and no one gives a shit about what a tiny percentage of people might think. Now you got me angry white boy. Better pay more attention to your girl from now on

>> No.12765209

Why is Jack back? I thought these threads were kill.

>> No.12765214

>>12765207
"please" don't fuck my gf that would be awful

>> No.12765226

>>12765178
Thats some next level cringe.
I bet he has a massive collection of chinese cartoons, absolutley E U P H O R I C

>> No.12765231

mods banned me for a week when I made a /jack/ thread :(

>> No.12765233

>>12765178
that's a pretty good cake tbph

>> No.12765243

>>12765231
because /jack/ threads aren't allowed you fucking retard
only Ja/ck/ threads are allowed on /ck/ you absolute stupid insignificant little fucking incel imbecile

>> No.12765244

Why is 4chan so obsessed with e-celebs? No idea who this guy is besides seeing his face on here every single time I check it.

>> No.12765253

>>12765243
pls don't be mean to me...

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>> No.12765269

>>12765226
magapedes are the new fedora lords

>> No.12765280

>>12765231
mods get triggered beyond repair any time they see a jack or joey thread.
but for some reason reviewbrah/mark weins/babish/that orange fool idiot get to stay. /ck/ mods have a giant stick up their ass.

>> No.12765283

>>12765253
my bad brah
what's yor favorite jack recipe to desu?

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12765286

We Are The JackyBoyz And We Run This Board Now

We're Laying Down Some New Rules

- Rule 1 : All Threads That Are Not About Ja/ck/ Must Include At Least One (1) Ja/ck/ Post

- Rule 2 : All Posts In Threads Dedicated To Ja/ck/ing Must Be Typed With The Use Of Only One (1) Arm.

>> No.12765295

>>12764811
Considering 99% of this board never cooks I can't disagree.

>> No.12765301

>>12765283
Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad of course

>> No.12765313

>>12765286
you forgot the most important rule
>every poster must tell the devil not today n-not today at least once per day