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12761617 No.12761617 [Reply] [Original]

>say mark what temp is that grill?
>direct or indirect heat?
>now what your gonna want to do is press those suckers hard till the juice is gone
>I like mine a burnt to a crisp
>add the cheese early and not after
>oh you're cooking with X? Well I'm More of a Y guy

>> No.12761834
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12761834

>Hey Randy, can you pass me a nice, refreshing, crisp Bud Light™?

>> No.12762228

disgusting

>> No.12762232

I like burnt sausages but not so much burnt burgers.

>> No.12762235

I just want to grill, damnit!

>> No.12762323

>>12761617
Are those burgers just stones with knobs of cheese on them?

>> No.12762456

>>12761617
im too chromosomally enhanced to handle a conversation like that

>now what youre gonna want to do is press those suckers hard so they get them tasty grill marks!
>press his burger so hard it mashes through the grill like a playdough spaghetti toy and is consumed by the fire
>bone appetite

>> No.12762986

>>12761834

>only got keystone my friend
>say what kinda spatula are you using? Yeah don't use that use tongs instead
>brioche buns?
>ya know my wife's cousin has a big green egg and I tell ya
>you gonna flip that sucker

>> No.12763065

>>12761617
I don't understand why these people think they're in position to give advice. Surely, they must have tasted their own food.

>> No.12764123

>>12762986
>my wifes cousin has a big green egg
what does this mean

>> No.12764146

>>12764123
it means you are a faggot

>> No.12764206

>>12764123
Its a big ceramic grill. Or a smoker, cant remember. People that swear by them also love yeti coolers if that gives you an idea.

>> No.12765105

>>12763065
It's mostly small talk, if there was anything more interesting going on, they would talk about it instead.

OP is na autist for not realizing that.

>> No.12765228

>>12764206
do they swear by them in the sense that they need to justify buying an overpriced product which has name recognition? or are they just douchey poeple

>> No.12765427

>>12762986
>T R A E G E R S M O K E R

>> No.12765799

>>12765228
I don't own one, but for what they are they are the best of the bunch

>> No.12766166

>>12765427
The traeger is my favorite boomer bbq accessory.
>I'm an expert pitmaster, as long as I don't have to manage the fire, ha ha ha.

>> No.12766323

>>12765228
Yes

>> No.12766356

>>12761617
>right, time ask my six year old son to fetch us some more beers