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What the fuck, I was opening up my baby spinach to have a nice healthy salad, and there was a fucking caterpillar sitting in top of it. What the fuck.

Washed and ready to eat, my ass.

>> No.12754711

>>12754702
Your spinach is fresh and healthy anon.
A caterpillar couldn't live in it if it wasn't.

>> No.12756455

>>12754702
while a vexing lower lifeform crawled across your food, a moth just flew out of my container of organic mixed lettuces.

>> No.12756788

>>12756455
While a moth flew out of your container of mixed lettuces, a pupa rolled out of my bag of broccoli slaw.

>> No.12756814 [DELETED] 

>>12754711
>>12756455
>>12756788
Nice gets!

>> No.12756816

Have sex gaybo

>> No.12756817

>>12754702
Burn it

>> No.12756820

>>12756816
Fuck you, pussi-nigger

>> No.12756821

>>12754702
>he's never gotten the bonus frog
Must suck having less than 7 points in Luck.

>> No.12756901

>>12756455
At least your moth flew out, mine dropped dead into the bowl.

>> No.12756919

>bought some grapes
>got home a large spider was just in the middle of them dead
>couldn't believe my eyes

Is it really that hard to have the mexicans sorting these actually check to make sure there are no LARGE insects in them?

>> No.12756928

>>12756919
If people took the time to insure every last bug and other lifeform was off the crop, the price of produce would skyrocket.

Clean your vegetables.

>> No.12756937

>>12756919
Arachnids*

>> No.12756942

>>12756928
>bro I saw a large spider in my grapes
>CLEAN YOUR VEGETABLES!

Imagine actually being this pedantic. You need to get a life.

>> No.12757463

>>12754702
Washed and ready to eat but what you didnt anticipate was

Caterpillar strooooonng

>> No.12757480

>>12754702
>Washed and ready to eat, my ass.

Can I have some?

>> No.12757484

>>12756928
>If people took the time to insure every last bug and other lifeform was off the crop, the price of produce would skyrocket.
good--people are more than willing to buy food they know is safe and clean

>> No.12757686

>>12754702
>waaaaah food that is grown outdoors sometimes has bugs in it waaaaah mommy mommmy!!!
lmao kid. food is either grown in shit outdoors covered in bird crap and insects and spiderwebs, or it's hacked off a freshly slaughtered animal or lugged out of a garbage-filled sea full of urine, feces, and oil spills. oh no, you'd better spray lysol on your salad, wouldn't want mommas little boy to get sick.

>> No.12758042

>>12757480
Based ass-eating zoomer

>> No.12758139
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12758139

Bros, now I'm scared. How many bugs did I unknowingly eat?

>> No.12759052

>>12757686
It's gross

>> No.12759062

>>12756928
you can at least fucking GLANCE at them as you're putting them in the bag

>> No.12759089

>>12758139
Other than poisonous ones, bugs are actually very nutritious.

>> No.12759708

>>12759052
then die

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12760005

>>12759708
Dumb dumb, that's why I -don't- want to eat it. Go be a third-worlder elsewhere ok?

>> No.12760119

>>12757484
>>12758139
If you eat processed foods like most amerilards you eat bugs all of the time. So many in fact the FDA hasregulations governing how many insect particles can be in certain processed foods. Enjoy your bugs, my fellow lardys.