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12752904 No.12752904 [Reply] [Original]

Is the Disney World turkey leg good or just a meme?
also other Disney snacks thread such as Dole Whip

>> No.12752930

You can get a roasted turkey leg at literally any county fair. Don't waste your money getting one at disney, when you could be getting something unique

>> No.12752935

>>12752930
This
Also some truck stops sell them at a sane price year round. Worth checking any near your home if you really like turkey legs.

>> No.12752948

>>12752935
>>12752930
>>12752904
the only thing thats worth getting food wise at ANY of the disney parks is sea salt ice cream, and thats only available at tokyo disney
its actually pretty damn good ice cream

>> No.12752956

>>12752904
The reason for them isn't because they are awesome, its just a photo opportunity. Everyone there is blowing a year's pay on a 5 day vacation so they expect a lot of photo ops, and the turkey leg is a cheap thrill for lame people.
Small child, huge turkey leg, social media faggotry ensues. Happy customers, and Disney rakes in the cash. There's your summary.

>> No.12752961

>>12752956
I went with my girlfriend and it total cost us about $3k. Which is half a months salary between the two of us. It's not that expensive if you have an income.

>> No.12752973

>>12752956
>Small child, huge turkey leg, social media faggotry ensues
Turkey legs were a big thing in Disney long before social media though. Although I guess it would have been similarly 'funny' in a traditional photo album

>> No.12752979

They're dry as fuck and turkey legs have those weird cartilage things in them that make eating them a chore. Honestly, I'd say they're more trouble than they're worth but the mouse tax really ups the ante as far as their worthlessness goes

>> No.12752981

>>12752961
You, an adult, went with an adult. Add kids to the equation and shit adds up quick

>> No.12752998
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OP you're stupid. Literally everything at any theme park is a "meme"
>>12752930
Are you saying you could get something unique at Disney World or that you can get something unique at a fair for less money?

>> No.12753011

>>12752961
You spent $3,000.00 on a visit for two adults to a children's theme park?

>> No.12753045

>>12753011
Disney can be a fun vacation for adults IMHO

>> No.12753065

>>12753045
Keep your opinion humble then. It's a bad time. I can't imagine what Disneyworld/land could offer me as an adult. I went to Universal a few years ago and wanted to kill myself the entire time. I don't hate fun or anything it's just stupid. Rollercoasters are fun but you have to wait in line and nothing else they offer is any good.

>> No.12753080

>>12753045
Nah that's pretty gay

>> No.12753116 [DELETED] 

>>12753045
>t. hates fun

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>>12752930
If you can afford to go to Disneyland you can afford the 5 bucks they charge for a turkey leg, poorfag

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>>12753128

>> No.12753158

>>12752998
I want to fuck those monkeys

>> No.12753168

>>12753150
>only $12
my local state fair charges $14 for them

>> No.12753178

>>12753150
Jeez they serve those everywhere nerdlings and kids congegrate. Pax East, Ren Fair, Comic Cons and whatever else. 8 bucks a pop average.

>> No.12753183

>>12753168
Sounds like a real redneck shithole, anon.

>> No.12753190

>>12753150
Those fuckers. You're still poor tho.

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>>12752948
back to /khg/ please

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>>12753150
>tfw
I remember going to various Disney parks in the 2000s. They were still $5, and my family being red necks bought some extra to bring back to hotel to eat in the morning or snack on.

>> No.12753226

Citrus Twist.

You can get the Citrus Twist as just Citrus and it's amazing!

Also Trader Sam's Grog Grotto. The only place in Florida you can get genuine, authetic KUNGALOOSH!

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12753319

These are fucking great

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>>12753319
>7.50

>> No.12754229

>>12752904
Dole Whip < Dole Dippers

>> No.12754231

>>12752904
>turkey
It's emu, OP.

>> No.12754239

>>12752956
Yeah... this x1000

Modern society is full of phonies buying phony goods from phony men in phony suits pursuing validation from other phonies.

When I see another vapid sheep claim she's original for doing the same manufactured social "experience" as her million clones I wish I was in a big field of rye, free from phonies, just catching that rye. I'd be a person catching rye.

>> No.12754248

>>12753045
No, it can't. This is why you will never be successful.

>> No.12754624
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12754624

AAAAAGH I JUST NEED TO MAKE MORE THAN $55K A YEAR AS A 27 YEAR OLD AAAAGH I ALREADY HATE MY JOB WHY CANT I FIND THE DECENCY TO START A CAREER IN WHAT IVE SPENT YEARS WORKING ON THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE PASSION FOR AAAAAAGH

>> No.12754661

>>12753065
A smart adult would know to go on a Tuesday or Wednesday and not on the weekend. Universal studios lines are no more than 10 min long on those days. Fuck disneyland tho. Even on weekdays its packed to the brim with chink tourists and theres no way you can possibly see the entire park in one day, much less California adventure nextdoor

>> No.12754670

>>12752904
every time i saw anyone in a video eating one of those it looks dry and tough.

>> No.12754745

>>12753011
i spent $3k for a week off of work to spend time in a fun place with the girl that i love. yes that’s correct.

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>>12754745
Le Happy Merchant is pleased with your programming.

>> No.12754773

>>12753065
Adult here.
Epcot world showcase with the food and wine festival was brilliant. I could easily spend a whole week there and not get bored.

Also, Disney springs has some great places to get food.

You're just plain wrong my friend (not my friend).

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>>12753150
>can buy an entire turkey for 12 dollars and fry it up myself for about 5 dollars worth of oil
>people think this is a good deal

>> No.12754792

>>12753183
everything is cheap in redneck *heavenholes, I think you meant coastie shithole.

>> No.12754807

>>12754745
Love is literally an involuntary dopamine release. They have commercialized bodily dysfunction.

>> No.12754844

>>12754807
>Love means nothing because it's physically quantifiable!
>Also Disney is profiting off your desire to have fun and express love by building a place to allow you to do this for a price!
>Did you know Disney was profiting off Disney World? DID YOU?

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>>12754792
>heavenholes

>> No.12754859

>>12753045

no, it can't, you are retarded.

>> No.12754862

>>12754859
why not

>> No.12754868
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>>12752961
>half a month's salary
>not expensive

>> No.12754870

>>12754239
>wanting to be this unironically
You're broken, you're defective, KYS immediately.

>> No.12754871

>>12754239
Based Caulfield

>> No.12754874

Are you allowed to bring outside food in or do they bag-check everything at the gate?

>> No.12754880

>>12752904
I mean, it's a leg of smoked turkey. Of course it's good. I've never had a Dole Whip.
In Downtown Disney they had poutine, I liked that. Also some nice smaller restaurants.

>> No.12754912

>>12754766
>>12754807
you guys sound like pleasant and happy people

>> No.12754919

>>12754874
yeah you can bring it anything except booze

>> No.12754928

>>12754239
based

>> No.12754934

>>12752956
>Everyone there is blowing a year's pay on a 5 day vacation
I'm going to Disney Land for a week, then the D23 Expo. For two people, all in, I'm looking at MAYBE three grand. How in the world do you only make three grand in a year?

>> No.12754935

>>12754934
he’s unemployed what do you expect

>> No.12754958

>>12754934
Jeez that’s a lot of money. I’d rather use it for my truck or computer. But I hope you have fun on your trip!

>> No.12754967

>>12754919
Oh, that's good to know. In that case, why not just pack lunches for yourselves and save monies?

>> No.12754975

>>12754967
Because assuming you aren't a local, you should take advantage of the unique opportunities. I'm not going to fly halfway across the country just to make sandwiches I could eat at home.

>> No.12754989

>>12754934
Let me guess, you're staying with someone while going to Disney Land, right? Otherwise I'm just straight up calling you a liar. A 5-day ticket to Disneyland is nearly $700, and that's without a park hopper. And the Expo is gonna be another $250 at least. Just for two people, and JUST for the tickets that's at least $1,900. And we haven't even gotten into hotels, plane tickets, food, transportation, ect.

>> No.12754994

>>12754989
Sorry, slight miscalculation. It'd be $1,200, and once again that's just for 5 days plus the expo, not a week.

>> No.12754996

>>12754994
5 days plus the weekend of the expo is a week.

>> No.12754999

>>12754996
>I'm going to Disney Land for a week, then the D23 Expo.
Was what was posted. That implies 9-10 days. And D23 is in Florida.

>> No.12755002

>>12754999
D23 is in Anaheim.

>> No.12755006

>>12755002
Ah, normally it's in Epcot. But that still implies 9-10 days, which would still make that anon a huge liar

>> No.12755008

>>12754975
Fair enough.

>> No.12755009

>>12755006
At best, it would double his cost. Which would still make him much closer to accurate then the person he replied to who said it costs "A year's pay" to go.

>> No.12755025

>>12755009
>At best, it would double his cost.
Uh, fucking no? Plane tickets are stupid expensive, as are hotels. And this isn't even going into transportation, renting cars or getting taxis both cost money. Or food, come to think of it. At least 3 times the price, easily, if not 4.

>> No.12755029

>>12755025
Plane tickets are about $400 depending, hotels maybe $150 a night. Transportation is negligible if you are staying near the park. So he's off, but I feel like you don't travel often and have a skewed sense of costs.

>> No.12755042

>>12755029
>Plane tickets are about $400 depending
Right so that's $800 since there's two of them
>hotels maybe $150 a night.
9 nights=$1,350, 10 nights=$1,500
>Transportation is negligible if you are staying near the park.
You still need to get to the park, and you've still gotta pay something. Plus even if they don't use anything but buses, they still need to get to their airport at their departure location.
>So he's off, but I feel like you don't travel often and have a skewed sense of costs.
Anon, you still haven't even factored in the food yet and they're already over $3k with just tickets, hotel and plane tickets. How exactly am I wrong here when you admit I'm right

>> No.12755043

>>12755042
You're not right if you think it's "At least 3 times the price, easily, if not 4.".

How about this, post your full numbers for all costs then we'll talk.

>> No.12755105

>>12755043
3 or 4 times the cost of $1200. And I just proved to you that it's well over $3k, by your own admission.

>> No.12755111

Universal is better than Disney in almost every way

>> No.12755113
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>spending upwards of $3000 to go to a manufactured attraction owned by a soulless corporation

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH ALL THE UNINSPIRED LIVE REMAKES TOO, YOU NORMIE

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>>12754624

same age im making 35k but i just started. it's supposed to go up, but if they dont give me a raise then i'll look for a new job.

disneyland does sound fun, people to do and things to see.

>> No.12755133

>>12755113
This. Going to any other theme park I feel like I’m not coddled or misled into thinking I’m a “friend.” Disney pulls that bullshit while jewing you out of a fuckton of money for everything. Any other theme park treats you like a respected customer and leaves it at that.

>> No.12755136

>>12755133
I mean, that atmosphere is mostly for the kids, I imagine most adults understand that it's a business.

>> No.12755146

>>12755136
No shit, and maybe i’m Just cynical, but it just spoils the mood for me. Universal studios is gonna tell you you’re gonna have a good time and they’ll be friendly, but they don’t pull the “mickey’s friend” bullshit. My bank offered Disney designs for my debit card only and when I called to activate it I had to sit through some CS rep saying “me and my friend Mickey are here to help you!” It pervades every aspect of Disney and in the modern world feels so absolutely saccharine.

>> No.12755158

>>12755146
I once saw a deer at Universal Studios.
Shit was lit.

>> No.12755164

>>12755146
> It pervades every aspect of Disney and in the modern world feels so absolutely saccharine.

i'd go so far as to say it's straight up cult of personality tier marketing/PR, which makes it even scarier. there's going to be kids growing up with that kind of PR as normal.

>> No.12755165

>>12755146
I'm confused, why was your bank's customer service rep saying that?

>> No.12755167

>>12755165
Because the debit cards were Disney themed

>> No.12755176

>>12755146
I think you are being a little cynical, it's mostly just to create an atmosphere for the guests. I mean, I guess I can't stop you getting angry about it, but every theme park tries to make you feel like a special guest. Disney just has a lot more space and money to make it happen.

>> No.12755188

>>12755176
>every theme park tries to make you feel like a special guest
And that’s fine. I’m paying them to do that. I want to be treated special. What I don’t want is to be told I’m a “friend” or “family.” I’m a guest in a tourist-y land, not your nephew or neighbor.

>> No.12755196

>>12752961
This just proves that Disney is a money trap for overstimulated poor people.

>> No.12755204

>>12754239
Based

>> No.12755210

>>12755188
>What I don’t want is to be told I’m a “friend” or “family.” I’m a guest in a tourist-y land, not your nephew or neighbor.
See and that's why I think you're being a little cynical about this, or maybe just overly sensitive. You might as well complain that Disney World is "too clean"

>> No.12755214

>>12755113
Soulless

>> No.12755221

>>12755188
How does it feel to be so bitter and cynical about everything?

>> No.12755228

>>12755221
>bitter and cynical

its called being an adult, anon

>> No.12755229

>>12755228
Maybe that's your adult experience, not mine.

>> No.12755246

>>12755221
how is it bitter or cynical to not want to be treated in a "fake" way?

>> No.12755257

>>12753150
Theres something unsettling about eating a Turkey leg at an amusement park. Just have a hot dog and some chips

>> No.12755263

>>12755257
You know that depending on where you get it you'll be paying the same price for that hot dog and chips, right

>> No.12755280

>>12755210
It’s not the same really. There’s a difference between saccharine coddling and the park being clean

>> No.12755300

>>12755280
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree, because I kinda don't think so.

>> No.12755305

>>12755246
I mean, they're doing a job. Of course it's going to be fake, all their interactions with you are fake no matter what. Would you prefer them to just roll their eyes at you and tell you to fuck off before playing on their phone?

>>12755167
That still doesn't explain why the bank CS rep would say that, to them it is no different than any other theme they offer on cards.

>> No.12755308

>>12755246
Anytime you're interacting with other people there are numerous layers of fakeness going on, no matter how intimate you think you are with them.

>> No.12755309

>>12755305
When you're in a largely boring job like call center work, many people latch on to whatever they can to make the job more interesting for them. So that little thing she says might make her happy enough to get through the day.

>> No.12755318

>>12754912
Probably not here anymore and not the people you're responding to but what you have won't last.

>> No.12755326

>>12755318
>Your life will eventually suck because mine does
Nah

>> No.12755333

>>12754239
I have the sudden urge to kill john lennon after reading this

>> No.12755344

>>12755305
>>12755309
No, the cards are sponsored by disney

>> No.12755490

>>12754868
>poorfags

>> No.12755519

>>12755490
>spending half a month’s salary on overpriced food and shit rides
At least go to a good themepark

>> No.12755523

>>12755519
peanuts
unless of course, you're a poorfag
come on anon just spit it out already, nobody's impressed

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>>12753168
>>12753183
>>12754792
Northern Virginia here, turkey legs at the ren faire costs 4 dollars, county fairs are like 6.

>> No.12755710

>>12755523
I mean, yeah, most people can’t go to Disney for half a month’s salary unless they live nearby. Airfare is a lot

>> No.12755742

>People go to Disneyland for any other reason than to entertain children

I've been many times since I'm local, but only to give my kids a fun day

You couldn't pay me to go on my own as an adult. Paying out the ass to stand around in line for hours on end in the California heat for some themed rides? Jesus fuck...

>> No.12755744

>>12755710
Define "a lot".

>> No.12755750
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12755750

>Universal: to ensure immersion, let’s not sell brand name sodas in the wizarding world. We’ll keep juice, water, and our own signature drinks, each with unique labels, on display.
>Disney: DUDE SPACE COKE LMAO

>> No.12755755

>>12755750
is that not a unique label?

>> No.12755756

>>12755111
Check’d. Fuck Disney.

>> No.12755760

>>12755755
Universal manufactured labels for their own in-house products that actually match the theme of the park. Disney just took a pre-existing bottle and gave it an admittedly cool logo. But the point is that soda already exists in the Star Wars universe and instead of at least selling coke under a new name, they’ve made coke canon in a universe that existed millennia before our world.

>> No.12755761

>>12754745
never been to disney so help me out please. you've been in a park for an entire week?

>> No.12755762
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>>12755750
Why would I want to go to a theme park that i focused on one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>> No.12755763

>>12755750
>We only care about immersion in the wizarding world, one small part of our overall parks
Geez Universal sounds shitty. Also that space coke bottle looks cool.

>> No.12755765

>>12755761
You'd be hard pressed to do and see everything in Disney World in only a week.

>> No.12755766

>>12755763
>t. Never been to universal

>> No.12755768

>>12755762
Neat I haven't seen this pasta for a while

>> No.12755774

>>12755762
I love this pasta.
Doesn’t change the fact that the wizarding world is actually a well developed park and I enjoy it even as someone who dislikes Harry Potter.

>> No.12755775

>>12755766
Yes, I have. Also you just said
>Universal: to ensure immersion, let’s not sell brand name sodas in the wizarding world.
Which means they don't even bother outside of the wizarding world. That's how words work, friend.

>> No.12755777

>>12755755
>>12755763
>defending Disney this hard
They literally spouted the “subverting expectations” bullshit to explain why their shit Star Wars area has a fucking pina colada bantha milk.

>> No.12755780

>>12755777
>Muh Star Wars
Glad to see the real reason behind you being so upset

>> No.12755782

>>12755765
huh, ok. sucks being a broke NEET sometimes, that much money is way out of reach

>> No.12755784

>>12754807
I also watch Rock and Morty, fellow high IQ individual. Brohoof! /)

>> No.12755785

>>12755750
>>12755755
Does NO ONE else see that the bottle on the left says "Cock Conk"???

>> No.12755788

>>12755780
What exactly is your point? I started off talking about how dumb it was to have such shit themeing and striving to “subvert expectations” rather than make something unique and memorable.

>> No.12755792

>>12755785
If anything it says "Conk Conk" Or "Comk Conk"
I think you just have cock on the brain

>> No.12755795

>>12755788
>I started off talking about how dumb it was to have such shit themeing and striving to “subvert expectations”
You just mentioned subverting expectations the first time here
I get that you're upset Star Wars is bad now, but this is kinda sad

>> No.12755797

>>12755788
>>12755777
>>12755766
>>12755111
>these GETs
Disneyfags BTFO

>> No.12755799

>>12755797
>Ignoring the other gets
Faggot

>> No.12755802

>>12755797
>>>/pol/

>> No.12755804

>>12755795
What even is your argument here? I don’t give a shit about Star Wars any more than I do avatar or Harry Potter. It’s just the fact of the matter that universal has made more unique and memorable foods and presentations than Disney has.

>> No.12755809

>>12755804
>made more unique and memorable foods and presentations than Disney has.
Dude I live in socal and I've been to both numerous times and I don't even like Disney but that's definitely not true.
Knotts is waifu though.

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>>12754868
>don't spent every last cent of your paycheck every two weeks
>save up money
>have at least two-three months worth of paychecks saved up as a cushion
>Profit???

>> No.12755812

>>12755809
>going to the California parks
That’s your problem

>> No.12755819

>>12755812
You can go to Knotts and eat at the food station right outside of the park without going in you know.

>> No.12755822

>>12755809
>socal
So you’re going to the glorified mall Universal rather than the actual park

>> No.12755828

>>12755819
That wasn’t my point, dumbass. You’re going to the shitty universal that only exists because of the original tram tour. The Florida parks are infinitely better.

>> No.12755831

>>12755822
>>12755828
What?

>> No.12755832

>>12755804
Universal Florida is way worse than Disney, but that's something that's gonna be down to personal preference, so that seems silly to argue about

>> No.12755837

>>12755831
Universal California is a completely different park than universal Florida. Are you actually retarded?

>> No.12755842

>>12755832
I feel like most people who prefer Disney over universal are either parents, people who are Disney fanboys, or people who shit on universal for having too many simulator rides (which I actually agree about, but disney’s newest rides are even shittier screen rides and yet people are eating them up.)

>> No.12755847

>>12755837
There's a Universal in Florida?

>> No.12755848

>>12755842
I just think there's more to do at Disney, and granted yes they have too many simulator rides.

>> No.12755849
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Can I hug the bunny at Universal? No? Then Disney it is.

>> No.12755852

>>12755847
So this is the power of a Californian?

>> No.12755854

>>12755848
Well universal’s about to open their next park which will have the Nintendo area, so mankids will probably flock there next (and hopefully we get other areas too)

>> No.12755856

>>12755854
Then maybe my opinion about it will change, we'll see

>> No.12755865

>>12755849
Would it be legal to grab her ass in this situation, I mean that's probably padding right so it's legal, right? So I can grab her ass right? I mean, she obviously knows she's sexy so she wants me to grab her ass, right?

>> No.12755869

>>12755865
>>12755849
Furry cumbrains

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>>12755869
Mad Universal-fag who doesn't have delicious fluffy waifus.

>> No.12755891

>>12755710
Airfare only comes out ahead if you're going to be needing more than one day's driving to reach either park. If a family of 4 in LA decided right now that they needed a weekend visit to WDW, they could hop on a plane to Orlando for ~$2000 round trip, and that's talking extreme, "our flight leaves in an hour," last minute.

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>>12755872
Universal does what Disdon't.

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>>12755872
Umm, jealous??

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>>12755897
>>12755893
Imagine being this desperate.

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>>12755902
>mice being sexier than ERIS. GODDESS. OF. DISCORD.

>> No.12755918

>>12755893
>>12755897
>>12755902
>>12755906

Would you ever fuck a hippo? Just asking, haha

>> No.12755925

>>12755804
Considering Disney has commissioned unique foodstuffs from companies before, the Dole Whip, it stands out pretty noticeably that all they did was have Coke relabel some bottles and a rather large misstep on the part of both companies. However, it's not really a big deal.

>> No.12755928

>>12755891
This is fucking weird. Why is it cheaper to fly from LA to Orlando than from Dallas to Orlando

>> No.12755934

>>12755925
Dole whip is overrated desu.

>> No.12755936

>>12755928
Because those are larger airports, with a lot of more planes running on those routes. More supply means lower price.

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>>12755918
My friends says yes haha.

>> No.12755952

>>12755928
There's only one answer to that kind of question and it looks like this: ((()))

>> No.12755965

>>12755952
u mean pusi??

>> No.12755971

>>12752930
>>12752935
>>12752956
>>12752961
We asked for the taste and quality poor faggots need not answer.

>> No.12755983

>>12755971
Why don't you go eat a dick, faggot? It's free.

>> No.12755998

>>12755971
You get more bang for your buck at Universal. Less obligation to stay longer to "experience" everything and ultimately cheaper for a better experience (unless you're a kid or parent I guess)

>> No.12756050
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>>12755742
>local
>California
Oh, so you have the shitty one.

>> No.12756056

>>12756050
Based Didny Worl poster

>> No.12756076

>>12753327
who is this semen demon?

>> No.12756082

>>12752904
smoked turkey legs are amazing.

>> No.12756090

>>12755934
It's a perfectly fine pineapple sherbet type dessert if you can stand something that is almost entirely food grade chemicals. But that wasn't really the point I was trying to make.

>>12755928
>>12755936
>>12755952
Orlando is a major tourist destination and a huge amount of airports in the US offer direct flights for cheap.

>> No.12756106

>>12756050
I've never seen someone so BTFO with such grace and ease.
You did god's work today, anon.

>> No.12756115

>>12756076
>Not being a regular brit/pol/ browser

Casual.

>> No.12756206

>>12752904
I grew up in a large family with a stay at home mom and a dad who was working his way up from the ground floor at a newspaper (ended up being VP of production but we were all grown by then) so there was no way in hell we could have afforded a trip to disney and I never even felt like I missed out because we went on camping trips to national forests which were infinitely more fun and interesting than being in a crowd.
Remember, your kids will have better memories and experiences doing /out/ shit instead of corporate manufactured wonderlands.

Thx for reading my blogpost.

>> No.12756216

>>12756050
I hear when Californians try to go to the superior Disney the lightning strikes them down.

>> No.12756400

>>12756206
Enjoy feeding your kids bugs lol.

>> No.12756426

>>12756400
Nice get!

>> No.12756456

>>12753319
I really hope that price is in pesos.

>> No.12756476

>>12754624
Same age, making $20k/year, I get by, why can't you?

>> No.12756515

>>12756476
Perhaps he doesn't live in a van down by the river?

>> No.12757461

>>12756206

Cope.

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>>12756216
I believe it.

>> No.12757534

>feeding this beast of cultural cancer

i bet you vote democrat

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>>12752904
The Tokyo Parks have some great tasting popcorn flavors for less than 4 bucks a box.

>> No.12757645

>>12754779
>Wow, prepared food in inconvenient areas costs more than raw ingredients??

>> No.12757720

>>12755762
holy fuck
worst tier list, you may as well just google gay classics
I would say go back to >>>/lit/ but I don't think they'll take you

>> No.12757834

Have they changed disneyland at all? Havent been there since like 2011

>> No.12757872

>>12752961
Make that a family of 4 or 6. Easily $6-8k all included. After taxes. That is a pretax cost of $10k or more. Average plebs earn ~$28k per year. How much of that goes to food and rent?

>> No.12757882

>>12753168
Jesus... you could buy 3 or 4 entire uncooked turkies for that much.

>> No.12757886

>>12754868
>What is retirement
>What is an emergency fund
>What is not living paycheck to paycheck

>> No.12757897

>>12757886
I only make about $60K a year. With 10% of my income going into stocks and 4% into an 401K, I still have more than a thousand of pure disposable income each month. Learn to plan better.

>> No.12757909

>>12757622
Food at Tokyo Disney is so cheap compare to US Disney

>> No.12757930

>>12757897
Admittedly 14% is decent and better then the average by far. But you really should be shooting for 20-25% even if some of it is in a standard brokerage account.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLomnZIvoFs

>> No.12757934

>>12757930
The stock purchases are through a company plan, which is currently yielding 200%+ returns due to our rapid growth. Otherwise I would be investing more, but if this keeps up the math more than works for me.

>> No.12757940

>>12757934
>The stock purchases are through a company plan, which is currently yielding 200%+ returns due to our rapid growth.
That is great, just don't fall into the trap of holding too long. If it tanks you would lose the job and savings. Try to sell a good percentage of that as soon as the schedule allows. Don't be the guy that has his retirement in the company he worked for and that company was Enron.

>> No.12757950

>>12757940
Oh for sure, they mature every two years, and I've been reinvesting about half of it into other options. Though I'm honestly not too worried about the future of our company, we're one of the biggest in what we do.

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>>12753327
THICC

>> No.12758053

>>12757950
Sounds legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPUe7O3ODHQ

>> No.12758499

>>12755998
But OP asked about the Disney one.

>> No.12758560

>>12754239
I guess you could say he was (*takes off glasses*)......a catcher in the rye
[roll credits]

>> No.12758587

>>12758499
It's literally just a roasted turkey leg. That's not some exclusive Disney experience.

>> No.12758596

>>12752981
Adding kids doesn't make it a years pay Anon...even a minimum wage job would pay more annually

>> No.12758709

>>12754624
>tfw get career and get boner over how much I make a year
>realise uncle sam takes a fat cut
>have to move out of parents so the rent takes another cut
>insurance, phone etc take their cut
>student loans take another cut

shit sucks my man, I'm starting to realise it's more sensible to spend the effort on learning to enjoy the small things than it is to work on making more money.

>> No.12760172

>>12757622
That sounds bad.

>> No.12760286

Turkey taste worse than chicken. The only selling point is the impressive size combined with a low iq social gathering. Normal people in normal environments that want poultry buy chicken.

>> No.12760555

>>12752904
I never liked having to deal with cartilage and tendons.

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>>12760172

savory popcorn is pretty nice

>> No.12760609

>disney slowly closed all their amazing cake shops and replaced them with Starbucks

Fuck you, that cafe overlooking the lake and fountains at Epcot was amazing.

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>>12752904
You gotta get it with bacon and wear a fedora hat whilst devouring it

>> No.12760725

>>12760649
I'm gay by the way. Not sure that matters.

>> No.12760740

>>12760649
Haha yeah, bacon that up, take that Allah! Need to wash this down with some black rifle coffee company branded coffee, black only like my guns, epic, what do you think arfcom?

>> No.12761753

>>12758596
Nigga are you really gonna make me explain hyperbole to you? No shit it isn't a years pay, but it's still a lot of money

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>>12753045
>OMG Disney is so great guys! There's no other park that has the same level of scenery and sweaty Filipinos in costumes as Disney! I love getting my picture taken with a girl dressed as Cinderella! It only cost me $3000 and a trip to one of the two most inhospitable locations in the US! I love the microwaved food! I love dealing with hordes of families and little kids! I love two hour waiting times! Fun rides? No thanks, I just want SOUL and ATMOSPHERE.

>> No.12762438

>>12752961
You guys only make 6k a month? That’s fucking depressing.

>> No.12762449

>>12760172
It's pretty good. The Garlic Shrimp flavor was a little strange though.

>> No.12763001

>>12753327
I didn't know tim had an ass like that wow!