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12751242 No.12751242 [Reply] [Original]

Where have all the Jollibee threads gone? And what about /ourguy/ Mike Chen? Starting to miss those threads.

>> No.12751253

>>12751242

based

>> No.12751281

Only retards like Jollibee. Tried one of their burgers and holy shit was it saturated with sauce. Not to mention my order took 40 minutes? What the fuck. Speaking as someone who's been to Flipland, Chowking is much better.

>> No.12751310

>>12751242
dumb thread

>> No.12751349

>>12751281
based
i can live off Pork Chao Fan my whole life

>> No.12751360

forget about that faggot, this one REALLY loves Jollibee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YduKXRv6eXg

she did this like 6 times now

>> No.12751403

>>12751360
What the FUCK is "chicken joy" though

>> No.12751452
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12751452

>>12751242
I spend a 2 month vacation in the Philippines and ate the ultimate burger steak almost everyday. Was only like $2.50 for garlic rice, egg, gravy, fries, burger meat. I miss that shit.

>> No.12751532

>>12751242
>going out for spaghetti you can make at home for $0.50
do zips really do this shit?

>> No.12751950

>>12751403
Chick Enjoy

>> No.12751962

Every Flip restaurant (including Jollibee) serves spaghetti in some fashion, why is this?

Speaking of Flip, last time I was there on deployment, they gave us free food at most restaurants because we were white. Also never had to get searched while entering the mall, while locals did.

>> No.12752107

>>12751242
Mikey will never eat your boi hole out with his tongue. Then have him say "you know what I think this needs? Some hot oil!" Mikey then shoves a bottle of his hot oil up your anus giving you a hot oil enema. Causing your boi hole to pucker, as Mikey proceeds to suck it clean.

>> No.12752261

>>12752107

based and hot oil buttholepilled

>> No.12753574

>>12751962
Because its considered a kids meal

>> No.12753803
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>>12751452
at some point the cashier looked at you weird right

>> No.12753804

>>12751962
American, or other type of white?

>> No.12753848

>>12751242
Jollibee was pretty much all I could eat when I went to the phillipines, absolute fucking garbage too. I eventually found a supermarket where I could stock up on real food.

>> No.12754323

>>12751452
looks like fucking garbage even in the ad

>> No.12755679

>>12751242
why is mikey so based

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>>12753803
I got weird looks the whole time I was in the Philippines
>>12754323
you take that back cunt! That country is one of those weird places where advertisements almost always look worse than the real deal. Ultimate burger steak even comes with mashed potatoes and drink. It's like TV dinner but better

>> No.12757586

>>12755679
not

>> No.12757608
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12757608

>one in my city

I'm gonna go just because the rampant shitposting entices me to try it at least once

>> No.12757729

redpill me on Palabok Fiesta

>> No.12758337
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12758337

>microwaved patty and some sweet mayo shit on mass produced trashy supermarket white bread bun
>YUM
YUM

>> No.12758367
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12758367

>>12751242
Fuck off capitalist scum

>> No.12758396

>>12751281
>>12751349
Absolutely based. Chao Fan with Dumplings is kino.
>>12751962
Kids like flip spaghetti a lot.
>>12757608
Make sure to try out Palabok/Fiesta noodles, Aloha burger, and Peach Mango Pie for something good.
Try spaghetti for a guilty pleasure or shitpost, depending on how you like it.
>>12757729
Thin noodles that soaks that really rich seafood and pork sauce.
>>12758367
Stay in the fucking mountains, commie scum.

>> No.12759685

>>12758337
>fast food
>supermarket

retard alert

>> No.12759852

>>12759685
WHITE BREAD BUN, MICROWAVED 20% BEEF PATTY AND PINOY JIZZ YUM YUM OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST HAMBURGER IN THE WORLD YUM

>> No.12760039

>>12759852
ok retard

>> No.12760103

>>12760039
shit eating moron

>> No.12760180

>>12751962
I was surprised that even Popeyes Philippines had spaghetti in their menu.

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>>12760180
now im just waiting for little caesars to come here