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12746977 No.12746977[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

We've got some brand new Claire kino, bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYqRiKu7gY0

>> No.12747007

I want to put my pop-tart into Claire's toaster.

>> No.12747031

>>12746977
>kino
>go back

>> No.12747044

>>12746977
Fuck off, shill.

>> No.12747137 [DELETED] 

>>12746977
God, I want her ass smell near my mouth and nose

>> No.12747169

>>12746977
5/10 MILF MAKES CHILD FOOD FOR NUMALES THE SERIES

>> No.12747174

>>12746977
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I FUCKING LOVE E-CELEB THREADS!!!

>> No.12747178

>>12747174
Damn your excited lol

>> No.12747181

>>12746977
can't believe she's coloring her hair in now
too late claire you've passed the wall give it up

>> No.12747190

>/ck/ hates Claire now

What happened?

>> No.12747193

I remember when Clair was just a little bit of a red bull on my shaft and using the wrong ones like a toy on the floor

>> No.12747238

>>12746977
Look at her close ups near the end of the video, she is going to hit the wall hard in a few more years. Hope she is working on starting a family soon. Good video overall though, the finished product actually looked edible and doable at home for once.

>> No.12747261

>>12746977
is this new or wtf

>> No.12747262
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12747262

fuck off nigger
this is brad territory

>> No.12747280

>>12747190
That webm of that claire look alike in black spandex got around.

We got what we wanted, now fuck her

>> No.12747324

>>12747190
We hate all women who get attention. It's called redpill. Is Clair a better chef than us? Does she deserve to be featured in videos that millions watch? For us, as white men of superior culinary abilities, it's simply an injustice.

>> No.12747382

>>12747262
is the babish brad collab worth it? I love brad but babish is annoying
>kosher salt

>> No.12747385 [DELETED] 

giv molly gf

>> No.12747510

>>12746977
That's a cute top she's wearing in your image, but it looks like the pockets are fake which is lame.

>> No.12747573

>>12747385
very based opinion desu

>> No.12747579

One vote for Priya right here.

>> No.12747594

>>12746977
>pastry chef attempts to make pastry with filling
hmm

>> No.12747598

>>12747007
what do you mean?

>> No.12747599

>>12747324
Hello, Grug-chan. How is your day today?

>> No.12747606

Does anyone else get the feeling that there's some kind of conspiracy going on between the mods of this board and the Scalfani family?

>> No.12747610

Okay today I'm going to be trying to replicate this candy bar it's called a "Hershey Bar" its made out of something called "Chocolate"

Now, I never had chocolate growing up I dont have any memories of it im not really sure what it is it just stands out to me as a very classic Gas Station kind of food

*opens wrapper and bites into bar*

"Ew. Yeah wow its really sweet"

*Reads off ingredients acting like everything that isnt in plain english is poisonous*

>> No.12747612

>>12747606
Are you suggesting her family seeks to fill their daughter with the seed of a million autistic losers?

>> No.12747619

Claire is so cute.

>> No.12747632

>>12747610
>"Hershey Bar" its made out of something called "Chocolate"
doubt.jpg

>> No.12747636

>>12747612
>her

You mean Tam-Tam???

>their daughter

Who's daughter???????

>> No.12747638

>>12747610

>Hershey
>chocolate

Pick one

>> No.12747641

>>12747638
hershey's is chocolate!!

>> No.12747660

>>12747280
what webm are you talking about??

>> No.12747662

>>12747641

I don't think palm oil is considered chocolate

>> No.12747886

>>12746977
This is a good one. I like it when she's happy. It makes me happy.

>> No.12747893 [DELETED] 
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12747893

best brapper in the baking business

>> No.12747901

>>12747660
he doesnt know

>> No.12748175

Molly mommy or bust, p.s. Claire a shit

>> No.12748304

>>12747174
Don't punch a wall Kyle

>> No.12748310

>>12747031
>>12747044
>>12747174
>>12747262
bump

>> No.12748598

>>12747893
That's a full load

>> No.12748603 [DELETED] 

>>12747893
I wanna put my fapper in her brapper.

>> No.12749625
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12749625

IMAGINE

>> No.12749634

>>12747031
>>12747044
>>12747169
This is what butthurt haters actually believe

>> No.12749637

>>12747660
I don't have it saved but the chick looks fairly similar to Claire but without the skunk stripes and with a much fatter ass. Claire's ass is honestly more attractive.

>> No.12749698

>>12749637
I NEED THAT WEBM

>> No.12749704

>>12749698
I have it, and most of us do. You should have been coming to /ck/ more frequently. Threads don't die that quickly. Sucks to be you.

>> No.12749709

>>12749698
It'll get posted again many times. Worry not

>> No.12749722

>>12746977
Nasty jewess cow

>> No.12749803

>>12746977
Glad they're letting her actually make a pastry (pop tarts technically are).

>> No.12749805

>>12749803
You mean, you didn't enjoy watching her having a break down trying to make pop rocks when it was obvious from before she started that it was impossible?!

>> No.12749811

>>12746977
Who is the thicc and tall Asian

>> No.12749813

>>12749805
That episode unironically qualified as workplace harassment.

>> No.12749816

>>12749813
I'm a pretty unempathetic dude but fuck me it was brutal.

>> No.12750195

>>12749704
>>12749709
Fuck, I need it

>> No.12750214

>>12749698
>>12750195
There is no webm, anon, you got pranked

>> No.12750399

>>12746977
for me, it’s Molly

>> No.12750444

>>12749813
No it doesn't.

Source: worked in HR in the US.

>> No.12750565

>>12750444
stfu namefag

>> No.12750584

>>12750565
Get a job that you like and pays you well.

>> No.12750590

>>12750195
You will never reach the webm

>> No.12750680

>>12747169
i never actually want to eat the shit she makes, let alone the food its based off. im not a subhuman american mutt. i just want to see claire being cute. a couple videos ago she teared up after getting praise and it was the cutest thing ive ever seen

>> No.12750683

>>12747382
they did one, they made ribs or some shit. it was okay, its mostly brad being his cool self and babish being boring as normal

>> No.12750706

>>12750680
Unironically this

>> No.12750713

for me, it's Carla. she has this warm mommy vibe to her

>> No.12750727

I don't see the appeal. Her video on gourmet ramen was boring, the channels alpha chad owners' video on cooking eggs was far more entertaining.

>> No.12750761

>>12750727

>I don't see the appeal

The appeal is watching a "pastry chef" fail at the job she's supposed to be good at. This is the only decent thing she has made after so many episodes.

>> No.12750773

>>12747610
yeah dude when they do the tasting and theyre like "ive never had a twinkie" and i remember theyre in an office in a giant building in the middle of manhattan im like, wow these people are from a different planet than me

>> No.12750785
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>>12750680
>im not a subhuman american mutt
better to be an americunt than whatever shit country you're from lol

>> No.12750795

>>12750785
keep pretending youre not a loser, lardass

>> No.12750797

>>12749625

god I wish that was me

>> No.12750799
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12750799

>>12750795
I don't have to pretend, I have money and I live in the US. I have access to some of the best quality of life in terms of health care, entertainment, food and everything else. Can you say the same?

>> No.12750803

>>12747610
>there can't be anyone who hasn't eaten all the dog shit I stuff in my pie hole because my parents didn't give a shit what their kid ate