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>barbeque pit boys dot cooooommmm and we're making food and it's real easy to do

>> No.12744559

>>12743967
>corona and stella
yikes...........................................

>> No.12744565

Based

>> No.12744602

>>12744559
Apparently you're not a MAN who smells GUDE!

>> No.12744664

>we're gonna use white bread here
>if it ain't white, don't even bother

>> No.12744676

Oh Martha we're eatin GUD tonight Mhhmhmm....

>> No.12744677

>>12743967
>we're putting that hog in the chamber
>no jews today

>> No.12744678

>>12743967
Plant meat will kill the republican and make Silicon valley rich.

How does that feel?

>> No.12744693

>>12744678
looks like we got a vegematic here

>> No.12744703

>MmmmmmmHHHHHHMMMMM!
>you know all about that
>shrugging at your food as is to say "yeah get fucked and eaten"

So comfy. Who's Martha though?

>> No.12744706

>>12744703
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

>> No.12744752

>>12744678
Now that's Soymaster Privilege

>> No.12744764
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12744764

What the fuck was Martha's problem?

>> No.12744768

>>12744678
Plant Meat won't do it, but that Lab Grown stuff will.

>> No.12744769

>>12743967
Fascists are fuckheads and need to go away.

>> No.12744777
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12744777

>he hasn't signed up for his pitmaster certificate

>> No.12744782

>>12744769
Spotted the FAG

>> No.12744793

>>12744777
Could you imagine being such a GAY ass nerd to not have a pitmaster certificate?

>> No.12744815
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>>12743967
Man these guys are living the fucking life, firing up the grill every day no matter sun, rain or snow, while drinking whiskey and moonshine. I wish one day I will have a nice house or even a fucking cabin where I could go grill, drink whiskey and shoot fucking beer cans. I hate being stuck in the city renting a fucking apartment, it feels like I'm paying for a coffin where I store my stuff.

>> No.12744879

>>12744777
>bbw pit boys dot cooooommmm and we're frying some jews and it's reeeaaalll easy to do

>> No.12745149

>be hispanic american living in small town
>walking to convenience store with sikh friend
>a bunch of guys wearing bbq pit boys shirts and maga hats pull up
>"GIT THAT ARAB REAL GUDE"
>i dash but he's too slow. They beat him with chains, batons until he's barely moving
>get him to the hospital, he'll make a full recovery. Going to see if the convenience store has any footage
According to the officer that responded BBQ Pit Boy chapters have become a big problem in nearby counties as well

>> No.12745187

>>12743967
Hope ya don't mind us eating this in front of ya but after all, that's PITMASTER privilege

>> No.12745198

>>12744815
You will always be sad no matter where you go. No escape.

>> No.12745235

These guys all get naked and form a gay snakepit covered in their sauces.

>> No.12745273

Man I love meeting boomer guys like these dudes. Talking to them always feels real, like shitposting in an IRL conversation. Its refreshing after dealing with two-faced fellow millennials.
But they're getting older so there's less out there every day.

>> No.12745277

>>12745273
It's extremely refreshing to talk with people who aren't wrapped in layers of irony or are disgustingly self obsessed. Blue collar boomer guys like these can be a good time.

>> No.12745304

>>12743967
Are the BBQ pit boys criminals?

>> No.12745311 [DELETED] 

>>12745304
Only of you're a vegematic

>> No.12745313

>>12745304
Only if you're a vegematic.

>> No.12745319

>>12745273
>>12745277
It wears thin after maybe an hour, because they're usually complete fucking morons.

>> No.12745347

>>12745313
No, not food police. They look like a gang of bikers or something similar

>> No.12745358

>>12744559
vegomatic detected

>> No.12745379

>>12744777
>Rhodesia
>Ian Smith
AHHH TAKE ME BACKKK

>> No.12745453

>>12743967
>"now, for blackened chicken, ya wanna get it cooked till it looks like coonskin"
Dude, seriously?

>> No.12745472

>>12744815
Are you sure, they live in Connecticut.

>> No.12745705

can you smell that? IDS SMELL GUD

>> No.12745869

Fucking bunch of faggots from connecticut trying to pretend that they are barbeque pit masters. "MARTHA WE'RE EATING REDDIT TEIR FOOD TONIGHT"

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12746309

>>12745319
>me, an intellectual >>12745358

>> No.12746371

>>12743967
If I want to learn about BBQing I'll watch Steve Raichlen because he isn't a drooling neanderthal mouthbreather who looks like he just crawled off of the set of Deliverance.

>> No.12746439

>>12743967
they are all homosexuals

>> No.12746652

>>12743967
based

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>>12745869
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.12746671

>>12744768
ah yes, which has the same ingredients as dog food
its ok tho we can still eat insects and dead humans at some point in the future

>> No.12747201

>>12744769
Fuck Antifa

>> No.12747366

>>12746671
Why wouldn't it use the same ingredients of dog food?
Most food is made of the same ingredients, animal or not.

Most wet cat food is basically just pate for example.

>> No.12747379

Pitmaster race

>> No.12747723

>>12747379
based

>> No.12747728

>>12743967
>barbecue pit boys
More like dilating soy boys.

>> No.12748125

>>12747201
Cope harder, bootlicker!

>> No.12748170

>>12745273
>like shitposting in an IRL conversation
is high school over already?

>> No.12748291

>if you've never had <dish we came up with for this video and which no one has ever eaten before> you're missing somethin out of your life, you definitely gotta check this out...heh heh heh...

>> No.12748308

>>12745869
>>12745472
you guys know connecticut like most every state is mostly undeveloped hillbilly land right? rednecks live everywhere

>> No.12748316

who /spg/ here

>> No.12748355

>dumb boomer faggot tastes the food
>gives an overly exaggerated thumbs up to the camera

>> No.12748356

>>12748316
>/sp/g/

is this the next crossover board? are the BBQ pit boys secretly /ourguys/?

>> No.12748371

>>12748355
>zoomer doesn't have any friends to enjoy food and activities with
cope

>> No.12748380

and as always, we hope ya don't mind seeing our wives get blacked, but that's cuck master privilege...hehehehe....

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12748384

>"we make this recipe all the time over here at the pit"
>clearly have never even attempted this before and are making shit up as they go

>> No.12748395

>>12748371
>lol u don't have any friends
what's it like having the mentality of a 14 year old girl?

>> No.12748401

>>12748395
When are you going to pull a mass shooting, incel?

>> No.12748421

>>12748401
as soon as I find out where you live

>> No.12748447

>>12744678
Silicon valley is already rich, you fucking dumbass.

>> No.12748525

>>12745705
and if ya can't, you're on the wrong damn channel hehe

>> No.12748529

>HURR DURR BARBECUE IS EASY!
Go fucking neck yourself, it is not. There are so many variables such as:
The type of wood used
The rub itself
Using charcoal as a starter (which is a fucking sin)
The quality of the meat
Wind direction
Outdoor temp
Humidity
Being able to control the level of smoke
Adjusting for altitude (Denver anons know what I'm talking about)
Timing in general
And the weather in general.
Barbecue is an art form that takes years of practice and fine tuning

>> No.12748534

>>12748529
Also forgot to mention the pit itself.

>> No.12748640

>>12748529
>>12748534
Entirely correct, the idea that BBQ is just throwing meat in a smoker is a disgustingly widespread misconception.
Its in the same vein as the idea that all BBQ sauce is a sickly sweet corn syrup concoction.

>> No.12748651

These guys talk forever about how special their bbqs are and how important their recipe is and how much the wood they use matters and all these secret factors bullshit, then you actually try it and it tastes like shit.

You can cook better meat on the stove, and buy better sauces out of a bottle.

>> No.12748662

>>12748651
because your not fucking good at it buddy

>> No.12748664

JOEL?

>> No.12748672

>>12744769
Go back to plebbit you faggot

>> No.12748678

>>12748662
More like they're not good at it buddy. Like I said, I can make better food on the stove and bottle of kraft BBQ sauce.

>> No.12749372

>>12748678
Or maybe you value the bottled sauce because your mommy would slather it on your tendies to shut you up while she had another loveless fuck-session with some band's drummer.

>> No.12749646
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12749646

>>12744815
I never knew I wanted this ideal life you’re describing until you told us of it just now
yeehaw brother

>> No.12749653

>>12748651
>You can cook better meat on the stove

As much as I wish this were true
No faggot

>> No.12749663

>>12743967
We are eating good tonight Martha!

>> No.12749672

I got hooked to BBQ Pit boys the day they released this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1IiUAtoNBk
Made it once in the oven which was more or less just a glorified meatloaf. Tried a gain later on the grill, smoke wood, all the bells and whistles.

Man it smelt GUUUUD! And tasted good as well. It was my first foray into other bbq'ing than just grilling steaks and sausages.
And yeah sometimes they make some crappy stuff they clearly just thought up on the spot >>12748384
But still, I like watching their videos, they seem like cool guys and it's good for just casual BBQ inspiration if you want something different that's not very advanced.

10/10 would hang out with around the pit and have a beer with.

>> No.12749702

>roast a piglet for like a day
>make it pulled pork
>pour in 7liters of some fucking off-the-shelf sauce

GUUUUUUD

>> No.12749744

>>12749702
I'm a bit saddened by the fact they are shilling their own products so much. Ok, don't get me wrong, why shouldn't they shill their own products on their on channel?
I'm just annoyed that about that sometimes they are just shoehorning that shit in their in every given moment.
Before they mixed their own rubs and spices, now it's SPG on fucking EVERYTHING! And they used to mix a bbq sauce themselves like here >>12749672 but now it's their own IN EVERYTHING.

>> No.12749877

>>12748384
What episode was this and what the hell is that supposed to be?

Also this video is BBQ Pit Boys Kino:
https://youtu.be/uZhnpAhYmb0

>> No.12749935

What's the "House of Sausage" and what goes in there?

>> No.12750034

>>12748529
What a faggot, the main idea behind BBQ is centered around being laid back and going low and slow.

>> No.12750416

>>12744769
Reminder that Antifa is a domestic terrorist group, and anyone who supports them are bigoted fuckwits. Also, having extreme political views (left or right) is correlated with a lower IQ.

>> No.12750749

GONNA SMOKE ME A FATTY BRISKET

>> No.12750751

>>12748529
you sound like you haven't had your IPA yet

>> No.12751469

GOT MY BARBECUE SHOES ON

>> No.12751472

>>12745149
>hurrrr

>> No.12751475

Why do a lot of americans seem like they're constantly acting?

>> No.12751477

>>12744559
Too rich for my blood. I only drink bush

>> No.12752219

their franks and beans is comfy

>> No.12752327

>>12749877
Pizza burgers, the end product looked alright.

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12753402

do american's really...

>> No.12753409

>>12751475
maybe because your only exposure to americans are american actors and entertainers?

>> No.12753427

>>12744703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Mse62NFl4

>> No.12753443

>>12743967
I started grilling recently, but how the FUCK do you cook a chicken breast through. Do you just beat the shit outta it with a meat mallet until it's the same size and then cook it?
That feels like cheating though and makes the chicken look less appetizing.

>> No.12753452

>>12743967
really comfy show

>> No.12753458

>>12743967
Are these dudes homos? I've never seen a woman in any of their videos.

>> No.12753474

>>12748529
IT'S REAL EASY TO DO
except if you're a faggot

>> No.12753539

>>12753443
>I want overcooked parts and undercooked parts on my chicken breast
cooklet

>> No.12755181

Bump

>> No.12755220

>>12753458
solid bait 6/10

>> No.12755238

>>12753402
ya
you MAD FRIEND?

>> No.12757149

>>12748529
If that's all the shit I'm supposed to worry about to make a nice meal I'd rather cook inside. You're a faggot

>> No.12757209

>>12751469
I'M GONNA GO TO THE HOUSE OF SAUSAGE

>> No.12757302

>>12743967
Why are rightwing larping faggots always disgusting fatasses with stringy lice ridden beards? The fuck kind of women they think they can get that don't look the same as them, lol?

>> No.12757313

>>12757302
Why don't you like a good BBQ, anon?