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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Right

>> No.12739638

>>12739627
did he die..

>> No.12739640

>>12739627
So

>> No.12739647

>>12739640
first

>> No.12739653

>>12739627
pan

>> No.12739655

>>12739647
Pan, nice and hot

>> No.12739656

>>12739655
Olive oil. In.

>> No.12739689

Right. Simple. Yeah. Bloody idiot. Ohmygod. Dirty. For months. Bloody disgusting. What the fuck are you doing? I can't fucking believe this.

>> No.12739708

Literally.

>> No.12739715

Where is the lamb SAUCE???!!

>> No.12739722

>>12739656
Vinaigrette, Done.

>> No.12739769

Lemon cunt

>> No.12739846

sear is good, lets get that right

>> No.12740016

Where is the lamb SAAAAAAAAUUUCCEEE??

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE??!!!??!!

>> No.12740022

Wife, nice and wet

>> No.12740027

Penis. Out.

>> No.12740081

In the oven for literally 10 minutes

>> No.12740097

From there... lightly season, and... ooohhhhh look at that... Beautiful.

>> No.12740199

>>12739627
Oh fuck, the bastard's still mooing.

>> No.12740208

Oh, fuck. Damn damn damn...

>> No.12740210

WAKE UP!

>> No.12740217

now you take the pan
*tap* *tap* *tap* see that? THATS whatya lookin for
you take that getit noice and hot
In and

on
now you wanna take
this and really mix that

>> No.12740230

And then..... you just...roll round..... the pastry.... look at that, amazing....

>> No.12740234

Real. British. Gravy.

>> No.12740239

cmon megaaan
*gulp*
no.. not there ah fuck
hng in

and on
a toucha salt

beautiful

>> No.12740244

Out. In. On. Done.

>> No.12740260

Reindeer soup... reindeer stew...

>> No.12740273

Chin up young man. Youve got a bright... Future... Ahead of you.

>> No.12740281

Is that my toast burning?

>> No.12740608

thread

on.
give it a shake of


bump


in
and on.
done.

>> No.12740839

EGGS

>> No.12740901

take the pan....and just.......there.....literally.......around the pan.......boom......wow.......look at _that_.....amazing.....

and now you have......the most beautiful.....scrambled eggs.....fit for any fucking king

>> No.12741112

Lovely

>> No.12741117

the most amazing

>> No.12741120

little bit of olive oil

>> No.12741123

>>12741120
This way the pasta doesn't stick

>> No.12741127

>>12740027
Season the vagina beautifully

>> No.12741136

Literally, beautifully season the mushrooms. Just.

>> No.12741145

Fuck me

>> No.12741152

R U S T I C

>> No.12741316

On the heat. Take it off the heat.

>> No.12741389

Now this... is... the best omelette... with mushrooms...
Delicious

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>>12741120
>>12741123

>> No.12741458

You want that CRUNCH

>> No.12741473

>>12740608
Now. The Captcha. Ive always... Had a soft spot... For these captchas. Now. before we make our choices, make sure to... Look. There. 3 parking meters. Done... And done. Now. We click submit. Wow. Beautiful. Look at that. Now thats a shitpost. Fuck me.

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>>12740027
>>12741127

>> No.12742388

and JUST......

>> No.12742454

>>12740027
>>12741127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU

>> No.12742546

>>12742454
I'm glad someone did this.

>> No.12742582

>>12739689
You fucking donut

>> No.12742590

>>12739627
Watched Gordon make a nice turkey the other day on the youtubes. Was class really.

>> No.12742609

Then season with the most amazing salt and pepper. Beautiful. Look at that, my God.

>> No.12742886

ISNT IT BEAUTIFUL?

>> No.12743124

>>12740839
nice velvety finish, similar to mum's bum

>> No.12743172

Someone plz post gordan kino

>> No.12743202

>>12743172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_X7NJeJtLA&t

one of the best

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12744566

rustic, honest, yeah? simple, local, comfort, yeah? right, hearty, homemade, british, chunky, rusty yeah?

>> No.12744637

Child, nice and miscarriaged, wife, basted in sadness, penis, very wet. Into the oven, there, another baby. Delicious

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12744976

>>12741120
just a DASH more olivoil

>> No.12744994

>>12744976
There's no real recipe, just do it to YOUR taste

>> No.12744999

>>12744976
small knob of butter *thud*

>> No.12745034

>>12744994
Aside from the Knorr Stockpot, which is mandatory. I always use these at my restaurants and at home.

>> No.12745051

>>12742454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

>> No.12745054

>>12744976
AAAND... a Knorr™ stock pot

>> No.12745550

>>12744637
This baby is dry as fuck

>> No.12746658

>>12741473
laughed

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>>12745051
https://youtu.be/Rs1zTkvClTc

>> No.12746775

There. In. Simple. Beautiful.
You keep its natural form.
Look at that.
Incredible.
That delicate texture.
You followin' me camera guy?

>> No.12747727

Mmm. The most amazing thread. Delicious, soft, absolutely amazing. Read it, yeah?

>> No.12747742

You dont know how to cook a duck breast?

Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME

JESUS CHRIST

WAKE UP

>> No.12748881

>>12745054
and another Knorr Stock Pot

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>>12746693
I miss him bros.

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>>12739627
>new youtube clip
>it's just an old clip flipped horizontally

>> No.12749542

>>12742454
holy shit im in fucking tears

>> No.12749723

>>12744976
And we're gonna season the olive oil, with knorr chicken stock pot, which I think is better than salt but that's just my opinion.

>> No.12749739

>>12741316
back onto the heat

>> No.12749775

>>12740022
>>12740027
:')

>> No.12749784

>>12740608
>>12741473
Amazing

>> No.12749796

>>12746693
does this guy know he's a meme?

>> No.12749812

>>12749796
https://youtu.be/5pVFTO8witQ
he is so nice about it.

>> No.12749822

>>12749812
hahahaha nice

I'm always fascinated by how people react to finding out they're a meme and how they deal with that.

>> No.12750599

Right. This thread is deader than my grandnan. Let's put some life back into it, yeah?