/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12733219]

I had a connecting flight through america and literally shitted myself while I was waiting in the airport, feel bad for the sad fucks that have to eat there, I LITERALLY shitted myself from your garbage american food.

[Anonymous No.12733222]

Food is a bless no matter what kind of food it is

[Anonymous No.12733223]

>>12733219
We don't want you here anyway, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.12733232]

>>12733219
No, you shit yourself because you are a manchild who from being coddled by his mommy and daddy hasn't fully grown accustomed to needing to control his bowels in public situations. Now that mommy and daddy aren't holding your hand and diapers are no longer available, you defecate yourself like an infant. The american food just expedited the process.

[Anonymous No.12733233]

>>12733222
But food is also a curse inherited from our ancestors which is the shackle, the prison of one's conscious mind.

[Anonymous No.12733237]

>>12733232
to me it seems like you may have some emotional issues worth working out.
I would have just said his ass is loose from all the ass fucking he do, gottdamn you went askew with your read

[Anonymous No.12733238]

I finally understand the american shit pants meme, its like some kind of culture, a culture of shitting yourself

[Anonymous No.12733251]

>>12733219
>shart himself in public places
Sounds like you'll fit right in! On behalf of my fellow shart in marts, we welcome you with open arms and stinky stained pants.

[Anonymous No.12733289]

>>12733219
Please return to whatever insignificant shitstain country you came from.

[Anonymous No.12733307]

>>12733219
What did you eat first of all

[Anonymous No.12733326]

>>12733307
Great British Curry

[Anonymous No.12733340]

>>12733326
Okay what did you expect? I'd understand if it was a burger joint or something but you expect quality foreign food at an airport? You know we dont really eat that shit here right