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my mom forgot my birthday again even though we live in the same house(just turned 18 fuck off im not a neet) what should I make myself for dinner?

>> No.12725262

>>12725246
Make yourself a noose and hang yourself my dude

>> No.12725267

>>12725262
nothing in my house is strong enough to support a noose, try again

>> No.12725279

>>12725267
There are ways to remedy this, no wonder your mom forgets you, I'd forget a retard too.

>> No.12725294

>>12725246
spoiler: she didn't forget it, she just hates you.

>> No.12725297

>>12725246
Trust me if youre wasting your 18th birthday on 4chans boomer containment board, you are probably not worth throwing a party for

Get out of here, kid. Go live your fucking life

>> No.12725302

>>12725246
My parents forgot my 18th birthday as well.
Sorry to hear about it, mate. Make yourself something comfy and special like bacon mac & cheese or country fried steak.

>> No.12725312

Make a big ass birthday cake but put a bunch of laxatives in it. Throw away/flush one slice. Leave the cake out for your mom.

>> No.12725333

>>12725294
you arent wrong but she threw my brother a party even though he steals shit for heroin money so you'd assume she'd like me more than him
>>12725297
im at the point where i just want like one halfhearted 'happy birthday' dude
>>12725302
we have bacon ends in the freezer, i think ill go with bacon mac&cheese, thanks man

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>>12725333
bonus round
if you like blue cheese, throw a light crumble of that in with your sauce
and/or bake your mac & cheese with crumbled potato chips or buttered breadcrumbs on top
happy 18th anon

>> No.12725852

>>12725246
Don't worry [MICHAEL], it's your birthday today. Cake and ice cream is on it's way.

>> No.12725966

>>12725246
You're lucky. I wish my parents would forget my birthday

>> No.12725980

Who the fuck cares about birthdays past fucking 14 anyway aside from self absorbed teenage girls? You're a fucking adult, what, do you need mommy to buy you a new action figure or something? Get a job and buy it yourself. We're on the brink of a recession, people are at war, nations are starving but I guess you're just so important that there has to be a day dedicated to YOU. Your mom already makes sure you have internet so you can post on a kyrgstanian bride kidnapping forum. Is that not enough for you? Does the Earth need to stop spinning for your special big boy day? Well???

>> No.12726020

>>12725852
Ratburgers are better

>> No.12726033

>>12725267
You don't have any doorknobs in your house?

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12726049

>>12725246
Rat Tar Tar

>> No.12726063

>>12725980
Ewww, you must be fun at parties. I guess you've never had a girlfriend in your life, while you might not care for it yourself it's a fact that chicks do and it's in fun. What's the big deal?
Are you some kind of homo that's never had a girlfriend?

>> No.12726400

>>12726063
>it's a fact that chicks do and it's in fun. What's the big deal?
>chicks do and it's in fun
>chicks do
>chicks
OP you aren't a chick and no matter how much you dilate your flesh wound yearns to close