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>fill up cup after cup of heart racing bean addictive water with a pound of fatty milk and pound of sugar
>get praised as an adult drinking a healthy sensible beverage

>drink a single soda
>MANCHILD THATS SO UNHEALTHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

>> No.12720595

this just in: stereotypes and stigmas aren't always accurate
also, say thanks to TV that kept screaming that soda is literally poison and makes you fat and retarded

>> No.12720601

>>12720580
Are you putting 10 teaspoons of sugar in your coffee?

>> No.12720603

No one ever has said over sugared coffee drinks are adult.

Drink your soda fatty and feel superior in peace.

>> No.12720606

no one ever commended me for drinking coffee in my entire life, is this an american thing or something?

>> No.12720610

>>12720601
I put redbull in it.

>> No.12720613

>>12720606
Tonso over there has an inferiority complex.

>> No.12720633

>>12720580
Coffee is healthier than soda.

>> No.12720640

>Make a pepe thread
Ewww, no thanks. Hidden.

>> No.12720698

>>12720633
Prove it causally

>> No.12720703

>>12720640
dilate

>> No.12720765

>>12720580
>Not drinking your coffee black
Only kids and white girls do this

>> No.12720769

>>12720640
based

>> No.12720770

>make a well thought out argument

>post a le funnay reddit frog

>> No.12720809

>>12720765

>> No.12720822

>>12720580
>he doesn't drink black cold brew

You simply put coarse ground beans in a french press and refrigerate over night and you have delicious coffee that you drink with ice. Cream and sugar ruin coffee.

>> No.12720832

>>12720822
>BLACKED cold brew
no thanks onions lad

>> No.12720841

>>12720822
This man get's it, only thing is coffee gives me jitters, so I put in a few drops of CBD tincture, it takes about 1-2 hours to catch up to the caffeine but it's better than feeling anxious. I wish I could just buy some l-theanine and put that in.

>> No.12720846

>>12720832
>onions
soy isnt filtered here, idiot crossboarder

>> No.12720851

>>12720846
very onions post nigger

>> No.12720859

>>12720610
Heh I put a whole turkey in

>> No.12720864
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>>12720846
>crossboarder

lmao imagine being this tribalistic and scared of different things

>> No.12720877

>>12720580
>milk is bad
Nobody praises you for loading up your coffee with sugar. A lot of people criticize Starbucks drinking for essentially being milkshakes.

>> No.12720882

>>12720765
Only edgy virgins and burnouts drink black. Cream is kino, just like breastmilk. You don’t like breasts?

>> No.12720896

>>12720864
Go back

>> No.12720901

>>12720882
>Only edgy virgins and burnouts drink black.
Is this what fatties actually believe?

>> No.12720904

>>12720580
just drink apple juice or some arizona.

the rest of the day make it all water.

>> No.12720911

>>12720901
>being so low test that some dairy makes you fat
Cope

>> No.12720912

>>12720882
This. All blackfags are pretentious cunts. They are basically vegans of coffee.
Same goes for green tea shills.

>> No.12720916

>>12720859
This will always be funny. Favorite thread.

>> No.12720917

>>12720580
The fuck are you babbling about

>> No.12720935

I like to push my bottom lip up under my mustache and go HMEMMM HMEMMM HMEMMM

>> No.12720936

>>12720911
>calls others virgins and burnouts despite black coffee Chads being probably healthier than him
>gets mad at being called a fattie
Lose weight, sugar lover.

>>12720912
I love how being a black coffee drinkers makes manchildren like you rage.

>> No.12720940

>>12720917
Some people have trouble properly engaging in actual discussions so they make threads with strawman arguments that basically have them talking to themselves

>> No.12720943
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>>12720896
To where?

>> No.12720946

>>12720943
>google "old 4chan memes"
>I'M A OLD FAG NOW

>> No.12720954

>>12720912
yes good sir, i too hate it when people like different stuff than i do

>> No.12720955

>>12720946
gb2gaia

>> No.12720967

>>12720940
Yes, it's not like the whole of 4chan culture has been being groomed into being excessively catty, contrarian, passive aggressive, and the hivemind of a little bitch nigga, who can't fathom sharing their actual feelings and sicerities on a maskless inuit flyfishing expedition because it's not cool to show enotion on a place flooded with stormfront-tier "stoics" who immaturely wish for a "pure" world in a universe that is centered around self-transformation and the adaptation to new stimuli and environmental pressures. The weak will die, and the weak are those who cannot learn to live with and then flourish alongside new ideas and ideals. Traditions are a false-idol, anchoring you to a world in the past, when you can only run towards the future. Will you catch up to those who have surpassed you in the human race, or will you trip over your own stumbling feet?

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>>12720946
Yes, I too think you are onto something, you totally sound over 12, yup, no doubt about it, you are most assuredly a mature individual with no personal problems or hangups you need to evolve past

>> No.12720986

>>12720943
Probably to redit (/tv/ /v/)

>> No.12721004

>>12720967
>the whole of 4chan culture has been being groomed into being excessively catty, contrarian, passive aggressive, and the hivemind of a little bitch nigga, who can't fathom sharing their actual feelings and sicerities
:(

You're right about that. I hope more people realize soon that not caring about anything actually isn't freeing. When I post about my favorite games on /v/ and how much I like them and what I see in them, I get a bunch of people who act like treating them as anything more than something shallow isn't cool. I think a lot of it is actually from people trying to cope with the thought of dying. If they know they're going to die some day, they don't want anything to mean that much to them because it's harder for them to deal with the fact that they're going to lose it someday. It's why so many people just keep talking about the eventual heat death of the universe and acting like there's nothing we can do about it. I want more people to care about things and become transhumanists.

>> No.12721171

>>12720976
See >>12720935

>> No.12721181

>>12720580
HAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT US ANON

>> No.12721192

>>12720769
>>12720703
Fuck.... dialate or cringe? What should I choose?

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>>12721004
>When I post about my favorite games on /v/
Surprised I actually made it this far into you boring post.

>> No.12721363

>>12720859
heh

>> No.12721933

>>12720864
I know, right? Good thing /pol/niggers aren't tribalistic at all.

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>>12720610

>> No.12721973

>>12721325
see >>12720967

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12721979

>>12720765
BLACKED COFFEE

>> No.12721998

>>12720580
Soda is for children and so is putting cream and/or more than a teaspoon of sugar in your coffee.

>> No.12722459

>>12720936
Just because you drink black coffee doesn’t make you some super cool dude. Don’t drink any coffee

>> No.12722470

>>12722459
Never said it made me cool. And why would I stop drinking coffee?

>> No.12722473

>>12720580
Soda is bad for you fatty. Coffee is way better.. You can have a soda every month or whatever but if you drink that shit every day you're gonna be a fat useless dough-ball. Justify drinking soda every day and I'll tell you why you'll live until well below your national life expectancy.

>> No.12722535

>>12720580
I drink my coffee black.

>> No.12722543

>>12722473
What magical thermodynamic property does soda possess to animate weight in your body? How is coffee way better?

>> No.12722770

>>12722543
You're fat

>> No.12723254

>be addicted to collecting STDs from fat old faggots in gay club and sketchy public toilets
>make this thread

>> No.12723881

Cringe

>> No.12723887

I probably drink 10 cups a day, equals 10 t.spoons of coffee 20 t.spoons of sugar, 40 ml milk in each cup. Still less sugar than one can of coke

>> No.12724018

>>12720580
>drink 8 fluid ounces of straight corn syrup with caramel coloring
>yes, this is good and fine

>drink a diet soda with aspartame
>"NO YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID ITS LITERALLY POISON THATS WHY IT'S THE MOST STUDIED FOOD ADDITIVE EVER AND ITS BEEN APPROVED BY THE FDA TIME AND TIME AGAIN YOUR ORGANS ARE GOING TO SHUT DOWN

>> No.12724057

>>12724018
lose weight

>> No.12724059
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>>12720967
You should stop drinking coffee for a bit

>> No.12724081

>>12723887
>20 t.spoons of sugar
That would be around 80g of sugar. A can of Coke has 40g.

>> No.12724517

>>12722770
Yeah that’s what I thought you retarded fat fuck. Imagine being such a genetic defect a single soda makes your dead end ass gain weight