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>Visit US
>Eating at restaurant
>Server drops dish
>Entire restaurant claps

>> No.12717937

>>12717935
>>Server drops dish
>>Entire restaurant claps
No, they didn't clap at the drop Maybe if he did some kind of bow or something silly afterwards. Did you see this happen?

>> No.12717941

>>12717937
>replying seriously to a shitpost

>> No.12717944

>>12717935
This reminded me of dorm days
>Chinese international student trips during the buffet conga line
>All the football/lacrosse players immediately stand up with thunderous applause
>Meanwhile im too busy polishing off my third plate of food

>> No.12717947

>>12717941
Hey uhh genius... Wanna explain how you know it's a shit post? Can you read minds or something?

>> No.12717948

>>12717937
You know he didn't. Don't respond to him.

>> No.12718139
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12718139

>>12717935
>Visit US
>Eating at restaurant
>Server drops dish
>one guy stands up and yells "NOW HIRING"

>> No.12718209
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12718209

>visit us
>eating at restaurant
>server drops dish
>entire restaurant claps
>over the sound of clapping is a high pitched wail
>the server is thrashing around on the ground
>suddenly a pool of blood
>theres a shard of broken plate in his forearm
>people suddenly rush forward or start screaming
>drunk party of six in the back are clapping harder and laughing

>> No.12718233

>>12717935
oh i get it cuz americlaps! hahahahahahaha

>> No.12718250

If this ever happens I usually try to help the person.

>> No.12718256

>>12717935
In England, when someone drops a dish, everyone goes "Wheeeeeeeey ya knob 'ead!". Not even kidding.

>> No.12718258

>>12717935
did you spend all day thinking that up, u genius?

>> No.12718267

>>12718139
>>12718209
based Jon-n-Dany posters

>> No.12718418
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12718418

>be american
>Got to AYCE Golden Corral
>Cut to front of line because handicapped scooter
>Eat 7 servings of food and wash it down with 3 cups of gravy
>Get heart attack
>Ambulance workers can't lift my healthy 500 lb body into the ambulance
>Have to use a crane
>$60,000 ambulance bill +tip
>Doctor comes in to see me
>Gets his 700 lb body stuck in doorframe
>Dies
>Nurses cry tears of high fructose corn syrup
>Hospital staff claps
>Muh freedums

>> No.12718597
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12718597

>>12717935
>Visit Europe
>Eating at restaurant
>Server drops dish
>Entire restaurant is silent
>The manager is sent into a passion, the server receives no quarter
>In an ostentatious display, the server fired on the spot
>Whole restaurant is tense
>Dinner is ruined

>> No.12718626
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12718626

>Visit US
>Eating at restaurant
>Server drops dish
>I yell out “THATS COMIN OUTTA YOUR PAYCHECK BOZO!”

>> No.12718636

>>12718626
When in rome