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They're so fucking good, you guys...

>> No.12716376

>>12716372
*dies early*

>> No.12716377

try it in a shake

>> No.12716387
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>>12716372
They are not. They barely even taste like anything besides sugar. Also has the consistency of clay.

This is the thinking man's snack

>> No.12716389

>>12716377
I melted one a couple days ago and used it as hot fudge on a sundae. It was amazing.

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>>12716372
You think they fucked?

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Only 4 1/2 till the best cake comes back.

>> No.12716412

>>12716387
Both of them taste like fucking trash, desu.

>> No.12716415

>>12716412
Objectively wrong

>> No.12716552

>>12716372
Those are such a guilty pleasure of mine. I only buy them once a year, at Halloween, and just for that day, I let myself eat as many as I want.
>>12716387
>has the consistency of clay.
That's oddly part of the appeal tbqh, desu.

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>>12716372
>>12716387
>>12716404
IMAGINE being so incorrect and in poor taste

>> No.12716602

>>12716575
this

>> No.12716605

>>12716412
shit taste.

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12716611

oh god yeah i'm a burgoid i love high fructose corn syrup soy and sugar oh yeah mmm yeah boxed cakes mmm so good uhhh yeah diet coke

>> No.12717015

>>12716387
>They barely even taste like anything besides sugar
I believe that is true for all their snacks. Sugar is a great preservative, so to maximize shelf life they pack as much sugar into these snacks as possible.

>> No.12717024

>>12716377
Kinda want to make a vanilla ice cream float with bits and pieces of cosmic brownie now, fuck

>> No.12717035

Fancy Cakes on the fanciest plate you own.

>> No.12717037

>>12716611
Huh?

>> No.12717174

>>12716611
nigga u jelly

>> No.12717186

>>12716372
for me, its the nutty bar

>> No.12717233

Oh no no no no! Cosmic is trash. It's the original ones with walnuts or nothing.

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*cute Zebra noises*

>> No.12717245

>>12717015
>Sugar is a great preservative, so to maximize shelf life they pack as much sugar into these snacks as possible.
Sugar is also cheap. I've noticed even some beef jerky being like 1/3 sugar by weight.

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>>12716611
>angerey britbong mad because he can't have a tasty treat because it will go over his legally required calorie limit
haha I bet you're fat anyway lmao

>> No.12717966

>>12717242
Top shelf cakes, my nigga.

>> No.12717972
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12717972

>Always try to eat clean
>Stopped buying processed food except for breads
>Buying groceries yesterday
>Break down and buy pic related
>Get home and eat three with milk

Why can't I quit you?

>> No.12718021

>>12716404
I can get these all year here in South Carolina at the bargain store. Never fresh but you can't tell since it's just different versions of artificially flavored sugar.

>> No.12718048

>>12716377
that sounds like a good idea

>> No.12718055

>>12718048
It’s not, don’t trust him

>> No.12718060

>>12716377
Its mandatory to microwave for at least 7 seconds before you eat it.

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>>12717242
well done anon
HOWEVER

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>>12718085
>>12717242
>>12716575
>>12716404
HNGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.12718177

>>12716387
used to have a buddy who kept these things in his dresser drawer in his room, me and another buddy would fucking stuff our pockets and bail

>> No.12718181

>>12716404
>not getting them all year round
what the fuck are you even doing with your life?
https://www.amazon.com/Little-Debbie-Vanilla-Christmas-Cakes/dp/B00QZB63YA/

>> No.12718193

>>12718085
wait... are these real?

>> No.12718196

>>12718193
How new are you?
https://www.littledebbie.com/101.464/zebra-cake-rolls

>> No.12718203

>>12718196
i dont eat junk food very often...

>> No.12718637

>>12716575
These start tasting like chemicals after the second one.

>> No.12718643

>>12716372
I ate one of these literally every single day in the cafeteria at high school lunch, sometimes two with lunch and usually one in the morning too

>> No.12718644

>>12718637
I never experienced that
They're so much smaller than I remember and despite being a /fit/ lad I always have 6

>> No.12718787

>>12716575
My fucking nig I love these, its hard for me to not down the whole box after eating the first one.

>> No.12718790

>>12718644
They come in 2 sizes, smaller ones are 12 per box, bigger are 6 i think.

>> No.12719547

>>12716377
/tg/ pls

>> No.12719553

>>12716372
I only buy little debbie snacks on occasion because every time I end up eating the entire box in a day or two

>> No.12719564
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>>12718790
If you want a real big boy treat then look for the Double Decker. I've only found them sold individually at gas stations though.

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For me, it was the Chocwave Shockwave

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>>12719576
Hostessfag get out
This is Little Debbie's turf

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where my /tastykake/ niggas at? fuck little debbie

>> No.12719645

>>12716377
I heard this story before anon. the atermath seemed.... undesirable

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>>12719643

>> No.12720013

Hey anons, just here to tell you to exercise and eat fruits instead of this oddly colored sugar.

>> No.12720017

>>12719643
>fuck little debbie
don't mind if i do... hehehehe....

>> No.12720041

>>12716397
Debbie is Wendy's little sister you sick fuck.

>> No.12720050

>>12716575
i oatmeal creampied your mom

>> No.12720182

>>12716372
>Food of The Gods Tier
Cosmic Brownies
Zebra Cakes
Nutty Buddies
Christmas Tree Cakes
Peanut Butter Crunch
Chocolate Cupcakes
Brownie Pumpkins

>Good Tier
Oatmeal Creme Pies
Fudge Rounds
PB Rounds
S'mores Cake Rolls
Star Crunch
Sea Life Cakes
Turtle Brownies

>OK tier
Swiss Rolls
Mini Donuts
Orange Cream Cakes
Cherry Cordials
Caramel Cookie Bars
Walnut Fudge Brownies
Chocolate Chip Creme Pies

>you might as well be eating literal dogshit tier
Sticky Buns
Strawberry Shortcake Rolls
Fruit Pies
Donut Sticks

>Never had so don't ask me tier
Cream Cheese Streusel Cakes
Apple Pies
Red, White & Blueberry Cake Rolls

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>>12716404
these are better

>> No.12720199

>>12720050
Kek

>> No.12720205

>>12720182
nigger donut sticks are top teir also fancy cakes

>> No.12720206

>>12717972
my nigga

>> No.12720215

>>12718177
You sound like a bad frined

>> No.12720220

>>12720041
That doesn’t answer my question, buckaroo

>> No.12720386

>>12720182
>>you might as well be eating literal dogshit tier
>Sticky Buns
>Strawberry Shortcake Rolls
wow fucking KILL yourself you tasteless faggot

>> No.12720482

>>12719643
>peanut butter kandy kakes
my basket ball american

>> No.12720907

Nice

>> No.12720937

>>12716372
Those things had no flavor though

>> No.12720970

When I was in lunch late 20s I’d go through a box of zebra cakes daily. Basically all I would eat. I did this for 2 years until I woke up sweating on the ground in the middle of the night. Went to the doctor and was told I had acquired diabetes and the copious amounts of sugar from the zebra cakes was surely the culprit. My mother was jaded from the incident. She blamed herself for buying me the cakes.

One night I got drunk and broke down and blamed her for everything. I told her “You found me, you found me. Lyin' on the floor. Surrounded, surrounded. Why'd you have to wait? Where were you? Where were you? Just a little late. You found me, you found me”.

>> No.12722030

>>12719564
>Not calling it the Debbie Decker.

>> No.12722046

>>12717186
>nutty bar
This is the only Little Debbie thing I've bought after knowing what it tastes like. Everything else of theirs is pretty gross.

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>>12722030
>Debbie Decker

>> No.12722239

>>12716611
rent free across all boards.

>> No.12722270

>>12718085
upon seeing this last night i immediately went to the store to buy some. i was disappointed they were just giant logs instead of swiss cake style, but i still ate the entire box

>> No.12722289

>>12716389
This
They're only good as an accessory to ice cream
Love my cosmic girls tho, only reason I tried the brownies in the first place

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>>12716377
To those who dont know

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>>12716575
Gonna ruin Little Debby for everyone. Their production process is fucking disgusting. You can find many videos of different snacks having maggots in them. You've all probably ate a mouth full of maggots already and didn't even know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x6WppsDNY0

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>>12722397

>> No.12722579

>>12716372
>guys

I'm a woman.

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>>12722579
show cute boy tummy :3

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I love sweets bros

>> No.12722694

>>12722687
Dude they sell those butter cakes at Wawa now, they're so damn good.

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>>12720182
>fancy cakes not listed

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bros

>> No.12722704

>>12719643
For me, it's the Coconut Junior.

>> No.12723020

>>12722397
>alabama
knowing that the maggot probably fell out of her to begin with

>> No.12723033

>>12722701

The stripes are an aesthetic meme. They look a thousand times better than they taste. I'd rather get extra frosting than fancy memery

>> No.12723065

>>12717972
GOAT, but only in the large size.

>> No.12723105

>>12720182
swiss rolls and fruit pies only ones I'd have more than one tier from you. pretty solid list