[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 45 KB, 634x650, c0c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12710121 No.12710121 [Reply] [Original]

>he doesnt own a salt grinder

>> No.12710126

>he doesn't own an herb grinder
lol if u know u know

>> No.12710186

>>12710126
DUDE
HERB
LMAO

>> No.12710215
File: 4 KB, 205x246, retard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12710215

>Doesn't crush his Himalayan rock salt by hand

>> No.12711013

>>12710121
>he doesnt have a salt mine under his kitchen
Your food must taste terrible

>> No.12711021

I'm still using the vintage Sam's club ceramic grinder.

>> No.12712038

>Hes not the CEO of a major salt mining corporation and doesnt get his salt delivered by carrier pigeon

>> No.12712051
File: 102 KB, 800x758, 8c4d693926212edf44f9d44c34d303a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712051

>he doesnt make his own binchotan charcoal

>> No.12712153
File: 170 KB, 360x346, tenor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712153

>doesn't grow their own salt crystals at home

>> No.12712177

>put salt in antique silver pepper grinder
>Moving parts completely rust
fml

>> No.12712346
File: 34 KB, 645x729, IMG_20190319_182221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712346

>>12710215
>buys himalayan salt

>> No.12712349

>>12712177
>silver
>rust
I got bad news for ya bud

>> No.12712489
File: 28 KB, 572x536, images (7).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712489

>>12712346
>buys himalayan salt

>> No.12712575
File: 70 KB, 841x517, F97FB3F5-8153-4DA2-B85A-213B33B19ECB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712575

>didn’t go to engineering school for eight years to get a PhD in fluid dynamics to design a machine that is 100% efficient at osmosis to extract all the salt that is contained in a volume of water that crystallizes instantly to a shape that can be grind most effectively with a salt grinder made of an experimental undiscovered alloy that is omniscient and can calculate the exact shape and size of the salt crystals it cuts to make the food it distributes salt into as tasty as possible and immediately awards its user an official Michelin star upon use

>> No.12712576

>>12712489
>Doesn't transport gallons of seawater each year to create beautiful salt formations that he rubs against whatever he needs to add salt to

>> No.12712590 [DELETED] 
File: 897 KB, 800x430, IMG_0424.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712590

>>12712575
Doesn't even use childrens tears which objectively contain the best saline solution

>> No.12712595

>>12712575

the brainlet wojack is one of the better memes of the past couple years. some are very creative.

>> No.12712604

>>12712595
Agreed

>> No.12712608
File: 26 KB, 500x306, 1516890915865.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12712608

>>12712576
>He doesn't create sodium via fusion

>> No.12712614

>>12712349
the silver parts were fine the grinder and the shaft were made of steel and rusted

>> No.12712619

>>12712576
Tbh I do this
Didn't think anyone else did. Nice to see someone else out here doing the same

>> No.12712630

>>12710215
>(((Himalayan rock salt)))

>> No.12713533

grinding salt preserves the flavor, which evaporates when the salt grain is broken up. this can take as short a time as 1 billion years, at which time the chlorine atoms may have decayed.

>> No.12714417

>>12712630
>Mountain fag salt

>> No.12714446
File: 48 KB, 613x531, 8fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12714446

>>12713533

>> No.12714605

good thread, anons.

>> No.12714622

Salt grinders literally do nothing for flavor. It’s an inorganic compound. Pepper and other spice grinders on the other hand, do.