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12708387 No.12708387 [Reply] [Original]

Name one English dish better than an American a cheeseburger. Not saying you can’t, I’m genuinely curious.

>> No.12708389

>>12708387
Tikka massala

>> No.12708395

It's like the worst student in the class comparing to the second worst student.

>> No.12708396

>>12708387
Shepherd's or cottage pie.
Minted lamb hotpot.
Vindaloo.

>> No.12708409

>>12708387
>an American a cheeseburger
In America we speak proper English, so that should be, "an American A+ Cheeseburger". As far as trashy food goes, I've had some decent fish and chips on par with what you can get in the States, but your fries ("chips") suck ass.

>> No.12708421
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12708421

Full English breakfast

>> No.12708422

>>12708389
>>12708396
India does not count as England. And from what I can tell most Shepherd Pie origins are considered Irish or Scottish, not English.

So Minted Lamb Hotpot is the only contender so far

>> No.12708426

>>12708387
>plastic cheese
>40% meat patty
>gmo poison vegetables
>sugar bread bun

Lol no

>> No.12708427

>>12708422
Vindaloo is an English creation.

>> No.12708431

>>12708387
>American Cheeseburger
You’ll find it actually originated in Germany

>> No.12708432

>>12708421
>Beans
>Roasted halved tomatoes?
>For breakfast

>> No.12708440
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12708440

Traditional English roast

>> No.12708445

>>12708432
Yeah? Don’t know about beans but the tomato has been part of it for centuries

>> No.12708451
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12708451

Obligatory. Has to be from an actual seaside chip shop though. The chip shops in America taste nothing like how it is supposed to and I’ve been to a few.

>> No.12708452

>>12708387
Beef wellington. Cornish pastie. Bubble and squeak.

>> No.12708453
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>>12708431
Not in the modern style
>>12708427
Not according to the search results
>>12708440
Roast beef and gravy is a dish that’s found in a lot a places. Unless your implying that the sides in combination with the roast beef and gravy makes it good, but you’d be wrong cause peas suck

>> No.12708459

>>12708452
I’ve always wanted to try beef Wellington. It seems to be probably the best thing England has to offer

>> No.12708461
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12708461

Bangers and mash

>> No.12708470
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12708470

Freshly baked home made Cornish pasty and sausage rolls are to die for

>> No.12708483

>>12708453
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunday_roast
Don’t argue with me bitch

>> No.12708486

>>12708461
You might be able to argue that sausage and mashed potatoes is German
>>12708470
Now this looks good

>> No.12708489

>>12708440
Looks bland, boring, and dry as fuck. I thought the English loved their mash, where is it?

>>12708452
>Cornish pasty
Basically just a bland empanada
>bubble and squeak
Literally just mashed potatoes with cabbage and carrots, fried up. Nothing special at all. Beef Wellington is something I’d like to try though.

>>12708461
This looks good but it’s nothing you can’t find anywhere else.

>>12708470
Again with the bland empanadas, but sausage rolls are something you can find literally everywhere. Just sausage in a pastry.

>> No.12708495

>>12708483
Simply having a tradition of roast beef, potatoes, and gravy on Sunday does not mean roast beef, with potatoes and gravy, originated in England

>> No.12708510

>>12708486
>Bangers and Mash
>Origin: United Kingdom
>A traditional British dish
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangers_and_mash

Cheeseburgers and Hot Dogs are German but America loves to claim them as their own.

>> No.12708517

>>12708495
Where did it originate then?

>> No.12708523

>>12708510
Eh I think maybe the onion gravy thing might staple it as English. But hey the modern cheeseburger is so far removed from anything that originated in Germany it’s 100% an American dish.

>> No.12708529

>>12708489
We're comparing this stuff to a cheeseburger. There's nothing special about a cheeseburger.

>> No.12708530
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12708530

Scotch eggs are lush
>inb4 Scotch eggs are Scottish!
No they fucking aren’t, they are from London. Scotch came from the word scorch as they were cooked in open fires.

>> No.12708532

>>12708517
Probably Germany or France I’d imagine

>> No.12708543

>lettuce on top of burger

why do people do this

>> No.12708548

>>12708543
Are you saying it should go on the bottom or not at all

>> No.12708551

>>12708529
There’s nothing special about a Cornish pasty, sausage roll, or a Sunday roast. Beef Wellington and bangers and mash beat a cheeseburger 100% of the time but those are literally the only good British dishes. Any traditional American food wipes the floor always. In the western world, American food tops the other 5 English speaking countries, but it can never beat other countries when it comes to their cuisine. The western world has barely any food culture.

>> No.12708555
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12708555

English sandwiches, hand made or prepacked , I ain’t fussy.

>> No.12708560

>>12708551
>America
>Founded by British people
American food is just bastardised British food

>> No.12708562

>>12708451
Get outta here. Captain D's tastes just like it.

>> No.12708573

>>12708551
Are African nations western? What about South American?

>> No.12708589
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>>12708562
I can tell just by the picture that no, no it doesn’t. Those are French fries. English chips and thick, fluffy and for the most part soft and greasy, not dry, thin and crispy.

>> No.12708597

>>12708551
>Google
>American Cuisine
>Cheeseburgers
>Hot Dogs
>Fried Chicken
>Nachos
>Burritos
Wow

>> No.12708608

>>12708426
whats the other 60% of the meat?

>> No.12708619
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>>12708608
This

>> No.12708635

>>12708532
>France
Kek French people make fun of the British by calling us ‘Rosbif’ because we eat roast dinners. Spain and Italy have adopted this also. We call them ‘frogs’ in return.
>Germany
Possible but given I’ve only ever seen it served in British or Irish pubs there I highly doubt it.

>> No.12708642

>>12708573
>>12708573 #
The only English speaking western countries are Australia, Canada, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States. The only one that can compare and top the UK is the US. Cry all you want, but it’s true. Bastardized English food might’ve been true 50 years ago, but the US has grown while the UK remains stagnant with tasteless shit, and the other 4 just imitate the US and UK but fail.

>> No.12708645

>>12708597
>Chicken fried steak
>Every BBQ dish
>Every Cajun dish
>Southern fried chicken
>Signature American sandwiches

You could even argue for Tex-Mex and popular pizza as American dishes

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12708654

>Apple pie is a signature American comfort food and unofficial symbol of the United States.

Hmmmmm..

>> No.12708679

>>12708453
>Not in the modern style
You don't know what you're fucking talking about. How can you say cheeseburgers are American because of their "modern style", and then go on and dismiss roast beef as British and say it instead belongs to some country you pulled out of your ass without anything to back it up? If you go to the supermarket, a bunch of the roast beef say London Broil. You fucking retard

>> No.12708688

>>12708422
chicken tikka masala is as english as new york style pizza is american

>> No.12708692

>English """""""""""""""food""""""""""""""""

>> No.12708694

>>12708387
Britbong pies (including the savory meat ones) and desserts are better than fatass American ones that taste of pure sugar.

t. American

>> No.12708721

>>12708679
The difference between the German “hamburg steak” (called Salisbury steak in America) and a cheeseburger is much more stark than roast beef served with gravy in England and roast beef served with gravy anywhere else

>> No.12708722

>>12708387
This assumes that bongs actually know what a good cheeseburger tastes like. Hey bongs, a Big Mac ISN'T a good burger. It's literally the worst one.

And I don't trust anyone outside the U.S. to make a good burger.

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12708726

"To be honest, the food of this nation isnt very good"

- A little girl from some random chinese cartoons.

>> No.12708758

>>12708721
What other countries eat beef with gravy other than the UK and America? Not many, those that do were formerly ruled by the UK, such as America.

>> No.12708771

>>12708758
There are both French and German roast beef with gravy dishes. I’m not saying it’s as popular there. But they were certainly eating at the same time as the English

>> No.12708782

>>12708722
Ask a German to make you one.

>> No.12709153

easy. ploughmans lunch. chunk of cheddar cheese, any decent bread. a crisp apple, guinness to drink, a pickle. what better than that

>> No.12709203

>>12708452
These and also
>Pork shingleberry
>Mortar chips
>Toast sandwich
>Potty putty
>Nibble and moist
>Grain brittle
>Thornfunnies

>> No.12709576

>>12708461
why do brits talk like cartoon characters?
>bangers and mash
>im gonna head on down to the chippy today
lmao

>> No.12710170

Proper meat pie with mushy peas, mashed potatoes and gravy.

>> No.12710258

>>12708440
came here to post this

>> No.12710343

>>12709576
Those words were used long before cartoons were invented. Cartoons speak like British people, then again I've never heard cartoons use any of those phrases so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>> No.12710373

>>12710343
Whoa you got mad and defensive really fast

>> No.12710376

MUNCHY BOX

>> No.12710399

>>12708486
>sausage and mashed potatoes is German
So is the royal family. Doesn't make them any less British.

>> No.12710485

Gregg’s Sausage Rolls

>> No.12710492
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12710492

Faggots in a rich West Country sauce. I hear Salisbury Steak is a rip-off of faggots.

>> No.12710493

>>12708387
Kebab-e cheeseburger

>> No.12710698
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>>12708387
Faggots are nice, despite the unfortunate name

>> No.12710705
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12710705

Delicious uncut cock, of course

>> No.12710707
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12710707

Toad in the Hole with gravy poured over is good

>> No.12710713
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12710713

Cauliflower cheese

>> No.12710717
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12710717

British baked potato with English butter and Somerset cheddar grated on top

>> No.12710740
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12710740

Balti

>> No.12710751
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12710751

Knickerbocker Glory

>> No.12710758
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12710758

Victoria Sponge

>> No.12710763
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12710763

Eton Mess

>> No.12710765

>>12710758
Wow, my mouth freakin' watered!

>> No.12710769
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12710769

Spotted dick and custard

>> No.12710771

>>12710717
>baked potato
>roast beef
>we acktually invented Indian food
>we have faggots
Hahahahaha Brits have no cuisine how embarrassing

>> No.12710777
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12710777

Strawberry and cream scones

>> No.12710794

>>12710399
>So is the royal family
was*

Now it’s beautiful and multicultural and soon will be majority African

>> No.12710799

>>12710794
Not very clever are we

>> No.12710803

>>12710771
What does America have? Nothing. It's all stolen from other countries and changed just so slightly that herp derp it's American.
Cheeseburger is just a German hamburger with a slice of cancerous plastic yellow shit placed on top. Not American at all. Nachos are mexican, and you think Brits weren't frying chicken well before the Colonel got his hands on it.
>California rolls
Americans think they invented sushi too. Retards.

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12710806

Jellied Eels. Hits the spot on a warm day.

>> No.12710808

>>12710803
>German hamburger
What the fuck are you talking about, you complete idiot

>> No.12710810

>>12710794
The point of the comment is that the royal family have no right to the throne because they're not British, not that they're racemixing cucks.

>> No.12710811

>>12710803
Haha you dumb Nigel, I’m not a yank

>> No.12710814

>>12708387
toast sandwiches are pretty dope. you have to butter both sides of the toast though

>> No.12710825
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12710825

Trifle

>> No.12710833

>>12710825
Trifling

>> No.12710834
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12710834

Banoffee pie

>> No.12710835

Mushy Peas. Third worlders will never understand this.

>> No.12710839
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12710839

A lot of big American candy is British and they don't even know kek Skittles and Starburst are both British

>> No.12710843

>>12710803
Typical Europoster.
Your shitty land has been inhabited by Neanderthals for 40,000 years, so yes the extremely unrefined, crappy versions of most things technically originated there.
It took AMERICA to perfect those things, into a high art form that everyone prefers. You can take the credit, we don't even give a shit. Its you who is clearly upset over it.

>> No.12710844
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12710844

Haggis. Famous the world round.

>> No.12710851

>>12710844
>English food
That's Scottish

>> No.12710852

>>12710839
And they also both taste like ass.
Only little kids eat those.

>> No.12710857

>>12710852
My trip to Disney World last Halloween where they were giving these out by the bucket load to adults stuffing them down their gobs says otherwise.

>> No.12710868
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12710868

Americans can't think anything up themselves, always stealing.
>Forrest Mars, Sr., son of the Mars Company founder, Frank C. Mars, copied the idea for M&Ms in the 1930s during the Spanish Civil War when he saw soldiers eating British-made Smarties.

>> No.12710877

>>12710857
I live near Disneyland and the people there are all womanchildren. They give me the creeps.
Also, they would ostracized you during school if you didn't like Disney so I never dated a girl who came from here.
I wish I could kill Disney once and for all. He's not dead enough.

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>>12710808
Hurrr

>> No.12710907

>>12708688
Tikka Masala is a much worse bastardisation of Indian food than any Italian food has ever been by anyone.

>> No.12710911

>>12708560
If you ignore all the other influences on the cuisines (plural), sure.

>> No.12710914

>>12710907
Tasty though

>> No.12710919

>>12708427
Vindaloo is from Goa, India. The "vin" part of vindaloo is adapted from Portuguese owing to their presence in the area

>> No.12710936

>>12708452
>Bubble and squeak
terrible poverty food what are you smoking and do you have a loiscense for that?

>> No.12710948

>>12708562
>a seafood restaurant based in Tennessee
Anon, I...

>> No.12710955

>>12710936
No different to the classic American 'Leftovers night' kek

>> No.12710960

>>12708654
We have an abundance of apple orchards which I think contributes since apples are cheap as fuck here so it's a popular food amongst lower classes

>> No.12710961

>>12710919
Brits are desperate to claim anything as their own lol

>> No.12710964
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12710964

Pizza.

/thread

>> No.12710977

>>12709153
The only thing I don't like about that one is the random raw onions. Maybe if the onions were pickled too I'd be fully on board

>> No.12710989

>>12709153
Tasty. I tried it after I ploughed your mom.

>> No.12710990

>>12710492
Faggots are offal, Salisbury steak is a rip off of German hamburgers

>> No.12710995

>>12710961
Vindaloo isn't British but lots of curries due to the huge immigration influx of Indians and Pakiistanis in the 60s are. Chicken Tikka and Balti are British. The British introduced curry to Japan and now Japanese curry is popular in the UK so has gone full circle.

>> No.12710998

>>12710990
>Faggots are offal
They sure are

>> No.12710999

>>12710777
now we're getting somewhere

>> No.12711003

>>12710995
>Indian curry is British
>Japanese curry is British
Good lord

>> No.12711023

>>12710955
No doubt no doubt, but I don't see anyone calling that "good"

>> No.12711036

>>12711003
>American food is German, British, French and Mexican in origin. Nothing is original.

U S A!
S
A
!

>> No.12711039

>>12711023
No, I agree.

>> No.12711071

>>12708421
desu a Full English is great, havent had one since i was in england when i was 17, tho i have had some baked beans with eggs and toast a few times, underrated.
>>12708426
that burger in the op might be 2 of those things, le gmo and the bun. That looks like a proper restaurant burger, and just about every restaurant in America, even chain places, have 100% beef burgers, and that cheese looks like an ok cheddar

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>>12708387
I like my Cheeseburgers British thank you very much

>> No.12711642

>>12708389
LMFAO

>> No.12711825

>>12710961
Just like your mum desperately clings to my dick because your dad is shit in bed.

>> No.12711894

>>12711642
It was created in Britain.
>At the time, most of Britain's Indian restaurants were owned and run by Bangladeshi chefs, who developed and served a number of new inauthentic "Indian" dishes, including chicken tikka masala to suit British tastes.

>> No.12711942

>>12708722
Fucking lol. Any run of the mill gastropub probably shits out what you call a good burger. It's still shite, boring food not worth paying over a big Mac for. How can one be so proud over a glorified sandwich?

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>>12710803
>Nachos are mexican

>> No.12711975

>>12711944
>Nachos originated in the city of Piedras Negras, Coahuila, Mexico.
Retard.

I do know Dorito brand nachos however were created in Disneyland.

>> No.12711977

>>12708440
Worst fucking picture of a roast ever. Leave.

>> No.12712001

>>12711977
Post a fucking better one then if you're going to bitch

>> No.12712016
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>>12708387
Full fall apart sliced Brisket with Au Jus.

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>>12710373
>Whoa you got mad and defensive really fast
>Reply posted over 6 and a half hours later
American education everyone.

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>>12712001
This fucker in a bowl, swimming in juicy fucking beef gravy.

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12712116

Steak, chips, mushrooms, tomato, onion rings and peas. Delicious.

>> No.12712130

>>12712114
That looks gross..

>> No.12712133

>>12712116
Stop posting Road Chef tier pictures you mong.

>> No.12712158

>>12712133
The fuck is Road Chef? Blame Google for shit results.

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>>12712130
You live on a council estate mate, if it ain't Rustlers it aint shit... am i right?
The open here instructions are for people like yourself.

>> No.12712211

>>12712162
I'd rather eat the fucking plastic packaging than that shit.

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>>12712158

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>>12712211
Bet yer mams got a special drawer of plastic bags, the fucking bag lady her.

>> No.12712287

>>12712258
Kek we don't use bags, goes straight back in to the trolley an into a large box in the boot of the car which is carried in to the house, emptied out and put back in the car. If everyone did this there would be no need for such things.

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>>12712287
>he didn't recieve his MEng degree wearing a plastic bag
fucking sad man

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>>12708421

What you need before a full day of empire building.

>> No.12712477

>>12710713

Had this today with roast beef. Bloody lovely.

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>>12708387
>English
I actually think I'd like a Full English better than a burger, but someone already said that so I'm gonna say Stilton and broccoli soup.

>> No.12712488

I don't get the 'Brits have bad food' meme, get fucked. I'd devour most of this stuff. I bet none of my fellow Ameritards have even been there. Been twice and going again this November, can't wait.

>> No.12712491

>>12712487
Brocoli, cauliflower and Stilton is my favourite soup, so good

>> No.12712500

>>12712488
Fucking hell, how bad's America to have this view on the UK.

>> No.12712537

>>12712500
Appallingly bad. It's an ingrained stereotype unfortunately.

>> No.12712605
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12712605

>>12708387
Beef Wellington

>> No.12712625
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The Little Chef’s “Olympic Breakfast.”

>> No.12712650

>>12712625
Little Chef doesn't exist any more no? The three near me closed down a very long time ago.

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>>12712650
>Little Chef doesn’t exist anymore
From what I understand, if Brexit finally happens, Little Chef will reopen and they will be all over the place again

>> No.12712729

>>12708645
Reminder that every single "But it's not real italian style pizza" fag is basically admitting that almost all pizza in the west is American.

>> No.12712742

>>12712729
europeans didn't need america's help to bastardize italian cooking, bro, and italian migrants in europe just as well.

>> No.12712769

>>12712729
I'm a New York Style slice guy myself. Chicago pizza can do one

>> No.12712853

>>12708440
But we make those in America too.

>> No.12712865

>>12712853
Of course you do, given America was founded by the British and all. Doesn't taste as good though and your gravy is white for some reason and you add that salty biscuit thing in there which has no place being there.

>> No.12712930
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>>12712865
>Salty biscuit
Do Americans really???

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>>12712930
It's more like a scone. Really salty and they douse it in gravy

>> No.12712981

>>12708396
Sheppard's pie is like 3/4ths potato.
>>12708654
Apple pie is so old they were still speaking French in England. If that's "English" to you well I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.

>> No.12712982

>>12712961
A scone in gravy, wtf!
Do Americans really?

>> No.12713002

>>12711126
What a fucking waste of meat, what is he going to do with that other than not enjoy it one bit? Oh yeah he got his annoying pic to post on his social media

>> No.12713012

>>12712981
Doesn't matter what language they were speaking, it was created in English and therefore is English. Seething aren't you.

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>>12712982
They do indeed, they eat it for breakfast too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuits_and_gravy

>> No.12713029

>>12713012
You're about as Norman as the sweat on my ass anonymous.

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>>12713002
Yeah, the restaurant is a ten minute walk away from my house. It's a challenge burger, it's expensive but if you eat the whole thing it's free or some shit. I value my health too much to even consider it. 7000 calories, I don't even want to know what the fat content is.

>> No.12713045

>>12713023
American gravy is white fucking lol, unlike it's population that is.

>> No.12713048

>>12708387
is this supposed to be any great or what?

>> No.12713052

>>12713029
Which would be accurate as I'm Celt.

>> No.12713057

>anonymous
Newfag and summerpilled

>> No.12713058

>>12713048
Which makes the whole thing laughable. Is a cheeseburger really the best America has to offer?

>> No.12713065

>>12713042
I wouldn’t eat that but I’m a girl waste lover and would love to be in the bathroom with her when she squeezes that out

>> No.12713089

>tries to mock every food posted, claiming they are common also in other countries
>all these dishes are older than his own nation
>has zero culinary history
>his only national food is fucking hamburger
oh god

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12713096

>>12708387
>Compressed ground American beef and American cheese
I think their toast sandwich has already won.
Do Americans really live in that fantasy land. Yikes.

>> No.12713106

>>12710843
lame bait, 3/10

>> No.12713108

>>12708421
American "full english breakfast" is way better, fuck outta here.

>> No.12713115

>>12713108
>American "full english breakfast"
Who the fuck would eat a full English doused in sugar.

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>>12713108
>Bacon
Good
>Scrambled egg
Also good
>Sausage
Going well so far
>Spiced wedges
Whut.. for breakfast?
>Those disgusting biscuits again
Yuck no.

I think I'll stick to British. Though jokes aside, it's pretty much the exact same thing. Swap out the wedges for hash browns and the biscuits for scones and it's the same. I don't like beans or black pudding any way.

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12713595

>>12708589
>English chips are...
>List of qualities not actually exclusive to English style chips. For some styles, this comparison is nearly on par with comparing English Mars bars and American Milky Way bars.
You do realize we have more than one type of French fry in the US?

>> No.12713612

>>12713108
>cover savory food in maple syrup

>> No.12713636

>>12713612
Sweet and savory go together cunt. That's why snooty assholes use fruit with their overpriced cheese and alcoholic rotten grape drink "meals"

>> No.12713740 [DELETED] 

>>12713595
Yes, the UK has all of these too. However the type of chip from an authentic chip shop is not on there. It's a weird hybrid between wedges and steak cut. And as I said, all the chip shops and British pubs in America never get it right.

>> No.12713746

>>12713595
Yes, the UK has all of these too. However the type of chip from an authentic chip shop is not on there. It's a weird hybrid between wedges and steak cut. And as I said, all the chip shops and British pubs in America I've visited never get it right.

>> No.12713754

>>12708530
I eat those semi regularly. Tasty as fuck.

>> No.12713758

>>12713746
It's like wanting authentic Chinese food and then going to Panda Express. You have to come here to get it.

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>>12708387
The humble pork pie, not a fan myself but they remain pretty popular with the older folks.

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England has the best cakes

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Spot of tea?

>> No.12713803

>>12713772
Looks like a brick of SPAM with pastry around it.

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12713804

>>12710707
That's not toad in the hole, this is.

>> No.12713821

>>12713746
Those chip are the best

>> No.12713833

>>12713804
Imagine being this idiotic

>>12713772
These were tasty as fuck

>> No.12713879

>>12713804
That’s called egg in a hole, or egg in a basket. Toad is a sausage.

>> No.12713883

>>12713879
wrong. its called a bird's nest

>> No.12713895

>>12713883
Heard lots of names for it but never that one but I guess it works too. Egg in a nest makes more sense than basket.

>> No.12713902

>>12713804
Idiot. This is clearly Eggy Weggy in Breddy Weddy.

>> No.12713903

>>12713803
I’d say that would be pretty accurate

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>Dippy egg with soldiers
>Origin: United Kingdom
Interesting, I suppose the silly name was a giveaway

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Wine gums!
Everyone knew some kid who claimed they got drunk off them... despite them not containing any alcohol at all.

>> No.12713982

>>12713947
Brits can’t even handle imaginary alcohol

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The crown jewel of British cuisine: Mushy Peas.

>> No.12713997

>>12713931
its just toast

>> No.12714004

>>12713991
Only goes with battered fish or fish fingers but yes they are good.

>> No.12714009

>>12713947
>grape is always the worst candy flavor
>make an entire line of nothing but grape candy
why would they do this?

>> No.12714012

>>12713804
wtf that's called a bullseye

>> No.12714042

>>12714009
Are they worse than those nasty ass Licorice Allsorts?

>> No.12714044

>>12713879
Literally just Google toad in the hole egg, that's what my family and everyone I've ever known calls it here in Wisconsin

>> No.12714047

>>12714042
Licorice is the best candy flavor, you're just a tastelet.

>> No.12714240

>>12713758
Panda Express is a bad example considering they are the worst fucking Asian food around.
Terrible comparison especially since many of those recipes really can be as good basically anywhere...

>> No.12714259

>>12714240
Furthermore,

x doubt
It's just a fry from a smaller sized potato. Not like getting authentic ramen with ingredients for the broth that probably basically only exist in Japan and I doubt the English spend years finely honing their ability to fry and cut a fucking potato.

>> No.12714274

>>12714259
I’ve been mastering the art of the sword, I use my katana to chop meat and veggies

>> No.12714300

>>12708523
isn't the term hamburger, like burger from hamburg or someting, didn't came from what immigrants were doing with the american meat when they came to the USA?

>> No.12714327

>>12711071
>beans with eggs
Those two go together

>> No.12715060

>>12710806
Just how exactly does this taste anyway? I'd try it if I get the chance but from the look of it alone I can't imagine what it'd be like if not simply bland and slimy with some distinct fishiness.

>> No.12715063

>>12708489
>Looks bland

We've got another genius who can taste with his eyes.

>> No.12715130 [DELETED] 

>>12714009
Nine of them are grape flavour.. funnily.

>> No.12715135

>>12714009
None of them are grape flavour.. oddly

>> No.12715141

>>12708440
This is a really bad example of a roast though
>bisto gravy
>cheap silverside beef slices
>aunt bessie's basic bitch batter balls
>anaemic frozen peas
>unseasoned carrots

The only item passable on that plate are the potatoes.

>> No.12715143

>>12712463
Cope moar bong. Your country is getting reverse-colonised by those very people you governed. I’m not even gleeful about it. I’m sad, because you left our shitty little island with the industrious spirit of Britannia and we survive because of it. The irony is that your cherished offspring now weep for your loss.

May the sun never set on the British Empire.

>> No.12715145

>>12709576
Sometimes people from other countries have dialects where they speak the same basic language but have different words or manners of speaking. This may often seem comical or unusual to a foreigner who is not familiar with these modes of speech. It is also common for people on the autistic spectrum to lack understanding of these subtlties due to their egocentrism.

>> No.12715151

>>12708387
Honestly full English breakfast is top tier food. So is american burger though, so I'd say they're tied.

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>>12715143
Calm down Anon. Go eat a full English breakfast, it's good for your soul.

>> No.12715182

Greggs la, simple as

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>>12715182

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.12715275

>>12708421
This. It's not just a dish that was stolen from the Germans.

>> No.12715321

>>12711944
I've seen a lot of Wojaks in my time, but this is probably one of the more creative ones.

>> No.12716335

>>12708726
The cricket bit was good

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>>12708451
I love the fish in the UK but not the chips. Too thick. Even when you drenched them with malt vinegar too plain to eat. I like the fish shops in the USA that have waffle fries and I cover those in salt and malt vinegar and they are delicious

>> No.12716721

>>12713772
You haven't lived until you've had a freshly made pork pie still hot from the oven. Those ones you find in the fridge at supermarkets are as far away from a proper pork pie as the sliced ham is from roast gammon.

>> No.12717776

>>12710713
When I was on keto for just over a year I had this 4 to 5 times a week and I never got bored of it. Honestly in my top fave foods.

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>>12710964
The single worst thing in existence is a "British" takeaway pizza. Usually run by pakis as well so it halal, never any capers, no pork, fake pepperoni, often Turkish herbs instead of Italian, base thicker than a doles skull, I could just go on and on, took me 8 tries to find an acceptable one in Leicester at uni (avoid ones that advertise halal) and I l've just found the first good one in Blackburn after bloody 22years and its fucking called big bite so which sounded trash and only tried on a whim.
>Pic of one of my homemade pizzas where I forgot it was in the oven.

>> No.12718158

>>12708608
soy, or 100% in the future as vegan

>> No.12718169

>>12713151
black pudding on freshly baked bread is amazing.

>> No.12718240

>>12715060
I have never seen jellied eels here, I highly doubt they have made such a thing for well over a 100 years.

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>>12708529
>>>12708489
>We're comparing this stuff to a cheeseburger. There's nothing special about a cheeseburger.
Except that it was designed by God

>> No.12719899

>>12712488
People were starving during the World Wars and had to eat whatever they could get their hands on, therefore all British food is bad

>> No.12720308

>>12708771
what a shit b8 and people keep falling for it...

>> No.12720314

>>12710794
>>>/pol/
you fucking retard

>> No.12720318

>>12708387
Beef Wellington

>> No.12720326

>>12710868
yeah but smarties taste like ass

>> No.12720337

>>12713065
>even mr scatfag over here wouldnt eat it
pottery

>> No.12720343

>>12720314
Triggered Nigel?

>> No.12720358

>>12715143
I want retarded children to leave

>> No.12720364

>>12710851
same fucking thing

>> No.12720395

>>12708486
sausage and saurkraut with brown bread. totally different dish, totally different sausage

>> No.12720401

>>12708489
spoken like someone who has never been to either England Cornwall or Spain

>> No.12720404

>>12708530
extra points for adding minced smoked bacon to the sausage meat

>> No.12720465

>>12708608
>>12710964
pizza, British invention called welsh reabit , Italian wops just put ketchup in it

>> No.12720548

>>12713595
yeah but they're French. to be quite honest I wish that Sir Walter Raleigh hadn't brought those fucking ground apples over from that land of Savages just to impress Queenie. the British diet has really not improved through the addition of of all that American shit. potatoes are just basically gluten and as for corn and tomatoes well they're pretty much the only foods that gets shat out exactly the same as they went in

>> No.12720556

>>12714044
that's why you live in Wisconsin

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>>12717805
Why were did you think you put it, in the microwave? You dumb student cunt.

>> No.12721486

>>12713029
Sure is summer in here.

>> No.12721833

>>12720364
Kek Don't let a Scot hear you say that

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>>12708452
>Cornish pastie
>Cornish

Guess again bey

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>>12710777
>Jam on top

Excellent post

>> No.12721977

>>12715060
>>12718240
they're still a thing in east london/essex/north kent. they're fucking vile though so don't bother trying it, texture is horrendous, tastes like oily salty fat

>> No.12721983

>>12715143
SEETHING

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>>12713058
How does it get any better than this.

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>>12723156

>> No.12723200

>>12721983

Don't use baby language. English or American, you're not fucking toddlers. Seething shows that you grew up in 2017. Don't be a fucking child.