plant-based eggs

[Anonymous No.12695160]

now they're making fake eggs too. when will it stop?
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/07/25/plant-based-eggs-land-their-first-major-fast-food-deal.html

[Anonymous No.12695163]

>Canada is one of the most requested markets for JUST and we’re excited to be able to offer our product at select Tim Hortons locations for this market test
I would like to see the marketing team who came up with this name.

[Anonymous No.12695165]

It won't stop. Soon you will be put in a camp and tortured for being morally deficient, meatcuck.

[Anonymous No.12695166]

>>12695160
JUST

[Anonymous No.12695169]

JUST

[Anonymous No.12695176]

Ingredients: Water, Mung Bean Protein Isolate, Expeller-Pressed Canola Oil, Contains less than 2% of Dehydrated Onion, Gellan Gum, Natural Carrot Extractives (color), Natural Flavors, Natural Turmeric Extractives (color), Potassium Citrate, Salt, Soy Lecithin, Sugar, Tapioca Syrup, Tetrasodium Pyrophosphate, Transglutaminase, Nisin (preservative).

Wow this sure is healthier than eggs. Purified protein isolate and pure oil. Very nutritious

[Anonymous No.12695191]

>>12695176
Eggs give you cancer and heart disease. Plants don't.
It's healthier by a mile.

[Anonymous No.12695194]

>>12695191
Have fun eating your highly processed blend of protein isolate and oil with literally zero vitamins or minerals. I’ll stick to my highly nutritious eggs

[Anonymous No.12695201]

>>12695194
Take it to facebook Karen, anyone with more than a single braincell understands health food is better than chicken periods.

[Anonymous No.12695202]

>>12695191
>Eggs give you cancer and heart disease.
vegan "science", everybody.

[Anonymous No.12695205]

>>12695202
>The flat earth science-denialism

[Anonymous No.12695213]

>>12695201
>protein isolate and oil
>health food
Absolute state of vegans. Anything that’s not made from an animal is apparently health food

[Anonymous No.12695220]

>>12695213
>InGrEdiEnTs R bAd
Imagine the facebook posting after the butthurt wears off

[Anonymous No.12695222]

>>12695191
>Eggs give you cancer and heart disease. Plants don't.
*vegetable shortening with trans fat blocks your arteries*

[Anonymous No.12695226]

>>12695220
Go on vegan boy. Explain to me how purified protein and oil is a “health food.” There is literally zero vitamins or minerals in that

[Anonymous No.12695233]

>>12695226
>Proves you wrong with one picture
Lmao @ your current cancer pulps

[Anonymous No.12695236]

>>12695233
You just posted fake nutrition facts and expected to get away with it. This is straight from their website

[Anonymous No.12695239]

>>12695176
>>12695191
Only the last 3 ingredients are dodgy. It's not more or less healthy than an egg you imbeciles.

[Anonymous No.12695241]

>>12695239
How about the fact that it’s 98% protein isolate and oil? That’s processed, purified garbage. Eggs actually have a diverse range of vitamins and minerals, and are especially high in choline, which makes them very valuable for liver health

[Anonymous No.12695242]

>>12695191
source: bro i know this shit, 420 blaize it

[Anonymous No.12695251]

>>12695176
So healthy!

[Anonymous No.12695252]

>>12695236
It has cholesterol. It's obviously not JUST Egg. Only animal products contain dietary cholesterol. It was meant to show you how little nutrients are in an egg.
Are you piss-drunk or JUST Retarded™?

[Anonymous No.12695255]

>>12695241
>processed
When will Karen stop the facebook science?

[Anonymous No.12695258]

>>12695220
You got called out, you lost.

Take your non-existant balls and fuck off, vegan cuck boy.

[Anonymous No.12695259]

>>12695252
Try looking at an actual nutritional analysis you braindead vegan. This is what’s in 4-5 eggs

Source
https://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/dairy-and-egg-products/111/2

[Anonymous No.12695268]

>>12695255
What is protein isolate if not extremely processed? Kill yourself vegan

[Anonymous No.12695269]

>>12695259
>muh punitive micronutrients
5 eggs, half your daily caloric intake yet it barely nourishes you. Hmm
>*OPs facebook posting intensifies*
Excuse me while I use my working penis (no eggs, heh) for a few hours

[Anonymous No.12695270]

>>12695269
>347 calories
>half your daily calorie intake
Maybe if you’re an emaciated vegan
Eggs are one of the most nutrient dense foods out there, you just got blown the fuck out
COPE

[Anonymous No.12695273]

>>12695270
>5 eggs
>300 calories
No wonder America is so fat

[Anonymous No.12695283]

>>12695273
One egg is about 70-80 calories depending on the size

[Anonymous No.12695287]

>>12695273
who is this retard and why does he keep posting?

[Anonymous No.12695294]

Something that has all the nutrients necessary to produce a baby chicken

vs

Purified protein and oil made in a lab

Hmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.12695298]

>>12695222
Trans fats are literally not GRAS anymore and are phased out of all vegetable shortening in the US. There was an initial period where they were allowed in sub-labeling amounts but that's changing and Crisco already changed their formula.

[Anonymous No.12695800]

>another vegan thread

[Anonymous No.12696729]

>>12695800

they wanna take over the world and make all meat go away

[Anonymous No.12696771]

>>12695160
JU
ST

[Anonymous No.12696874]

>>12695298
There are no industrial trans fats in food in the US. EU still has them though.

[Anonymous No.12696884]

>>12696729
They dislike rich culinary history. I sometimes eat vegan alternatives, but that’s just because I have a wide palate. I’ve had a really good vegan burger with bacon. I use their items as ingredients as god intended, not as a food nazi bible.

[Anonymous No.12696924]

>>12695239
>Canola oil not dodgy

[Anonymous No.12696937]

Wonder how environmentally friendly all this plastic they use to store this garbage is, huh.

[Anonymous No.12696943]

>>12695191
>Eggs give you cancer and heart disease. Plants don't.
>It's healthier by a mile.
>Vegan baby dies at 3 years old

[Anonymous No.12696958]

>>12696937
Is this supposed to be clever? Because this is like pretending that what normal eggs and meat and all that are kept in isn’t usually plastic and styofoam

I’m the nonvegan in my family but damn son

[Anonymous No.12696965]

How can you improve on a chicken period? The soup inside the egg is literally meant for life to grow in, why the fuck would I eat a slop substitute just so I could make "vegan frittatas"????

My head fucking hurts
I want to rape a marketers wife and daughter

[Anonymous No.12696973]

>>12696965
>I want to rape a marketers wife and daughter
Joke's on you, these guys are all gay.

[Anonymous No.12696983]

>>12695165

there's more of us than of you skinny soy veg fags

[Anonymous No.12696998]

>>12696958
>I’m the nonvegan in my family

Wtf? You are from a family of vegans?

Mutts I assume?

[Anonymous No.12697010]

>>12696943
if an adult ate a baby's ideal diet scaled up proportionally to size, they'd be like 800 pounds and their heart would explode.
Not vegan, it's just a bad argument.

[Anonymous No.12697097]

>>12695160
>literally named "JUST"
This has to be a troll

[Anonymous No.12697142]

>>12696958
Nonvegan and yet retarded like one. Very sad. Guess the apple does not fall far from the tree, huh? Think a little.

[Anonymous No.12697145]

>>12697010
>Uses argument which makes zero sense.

You're not the right judge here bru.

[Anonymous No.12697195]

>name thing "just x"
>contains no x
can we shut down this false advertising bullshit already

[Anonymous No.12698054]

>>12695213

brainwashed veg cucks

[Anonymous No.12698058]

>soon all foods will be made up of water and oil
oh boy

[Anonymous No.12698359]

>>12696973

kek

[Anonymous No.12698369]

>>12697145
>I lose about 30 pounds from under eating and not eating enough
kek

[Anonymous No.12698391]

>>12695160
it won't stop soon, the harmful effects will manifest over a course of several generations and at this rate the masses won't wake up until it's too late

[Anonymous No.12698529]

>>12695160
JUST

[Anonymous No.12698547]

>>12695160
why are you so mad about people eating food that isn't unhealthy and is what they want to eat?
but also i can't resist: JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.12698718]

how you want your eggs senpai

[Anonymous No.12699034]

NOOOOOOO
EGG FROM BIRD NOT PLANT
GURG NO EAT
GO ON HUNT FOR REAL EGG
REAL EGG HAVE PROTEIN

[Anonymous No.12699046]

>>12698391
Nearly no one is having kids except for religious nutcases, who are generally not vegan.

We're still fucked, but it won't be because veganism gave everyone brain damage.

[Anonymous No.12699048]

>>12695160
JUST

[Anonymous No.12699356]

>>12699034
>AH YES,IF THEE CONSUME'NT MY SOY BASED EGG EQUIVALENT, MY EGGQUIVALENT IF YOU WILL, YOU ARE A CAVEMAN
stop shilling you fuck

[Anonymous No.12699374]

>>12699046
better a religious nutcase than a faggot like you

[Anonymous No.12699465]

>>12695160
why do they do it? why can't they just eat their plants in their gay baby corner and shut the fuck up?

[Anonymous No.12699518]

>>12699356
GRRRR
GURG LIKE HIGH CHOLESTEROL
HEALTH BAD, SICK GOOD
ME EAT STEAK WITH EGGS
NOT FAT, JUST BULKING

[Anonymous No.12699688]

I love how unnatural overly processed food is okay when vegans do it

[Anonymous No.12699715]

>JUST

I thought clownworld was just a joke......

[Anonymous No.12699723]

>>12695800
It will keep happening until they kill themselves from malnutrition or we invest more public spending into mental health programs

[Anonymous No.12699790]

>>12699465
Why do people make recipes? Why don't they just eat the ingredients?

[Anonymous No.12700091]

>>12695160
ITT: Mindless Product Consumers try to shill a product.

Did I stumble into /vp/?

[Anonymous No.12700333]

>>12699518
>HEALTH BAD, SICK GOOD

The vegan credo.

[Anonymous No.12700342]

>>12695160
WHY DO YOU CARE ? YOU AINT THE DEMOGRAPHIC SO FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR WAGIE JOB KEK

[Anonymous No.12700351]

>>12700342
Have sex, incel

[Anonymous No.12700897]

What is with the vegan compulsion to make plant derived foods look like foods that they refuse to eat?

[Anonymous No.12701140]

>>12700897
Desire for familiarity and laziness aren't uniquely vegan mentalities I think.

With substitutes you can just keep old habits and recipes.

[Anonymous No.12701209]

>>12695298
It's just strange. People in dairy cultures recognized that butter was healthy and nourishing. Then vegetable shortening gets marketed as being healthier because it's made from plants, but it ends up literally and directly killing thousands of people. But, people still think butter is unhealthy just because it's an animal product.

[Anonymous No.12701262]

J U S T

[Anonymous No.12701390]

That'll be a big oeuf from me.

[Anonymous No.12701461]

>>12701140
Absolutely ridiculous comment.

[Anonymous No.12701466]

>>12695160
>just egg
>JUST EGG
>isnt literally just eggs
>some soyboy hipster cuckold trash
wtf

[Anonymous No.12701480]

>>12701209
It was marketed as healthier because omega 3/6 tested in isolation were less cholesteric than the fats in butter, no one thought to look at inflammation yet and results of transfat testing were suppressed by industry.

[Anonymous No.12701592]

>What kinda eggs you want?

[Anonymous No.12701722]

>>12695160
Shhhh, let them die out.

[Anonymous No.12701746]

[Anonymous No.12701764]

>>12695160
1. This isn't an 'egg'

2. The best egg dishes have a runny yolk

[Anonymous No.12701768]

>>12701746
I don't know what to think of it. But it isn't anything good.

[Anonymous No.12701842]

>>12701722
It used to be a joke, but it's getting real by the minute.

[Anonymous No.12701979]

>>12695160
EAT MAGGOTS WORTHLESS HUMANOID

[Anonymous No.12701990]

>>12695176
This isn't food

[Anonymous No.12702008]

>>12695252
>Mostly fucking water and oil
>0% Vitamin A,C
>0% Calcium
>Almost no fat
>0% fiber

Can this even be classified as food?

[Anonymous No.12702013]

>>12695160
>now

[Anonymous No.12702022]

>>12695163
Undercover /pol/ shitposter. Without question.

[Anonymous No.12702024]

>>12695176
>>12695191
well actually neither are bad, oil isn't bad and neither have tons of sugar or anything like sodium nitrite

[Anonymous No.12702027]

>>12695176
I'd rather just eat an egg over some hyper-processed food product.
That being said, I eat hot dogs and drink soda.

[Anonymous No.12702033]

>>12702024
Of course it isn't bad, but when oil could make up 33% of the product, and another 32% of it is water, that's not something worth eating

>>12702027
And if you're a vegan, I don't get why you would eat this over just normal vegetables.

[Anonymous No.12702043]

>>12702033
Because it's not meant for vegans, per se. Shit like this is meant to appeal to meat eaters. Untapped market, if you will.

[Anonymous No.12702079]

>>12702043
My mum bought me something that was labeled "veggie-based cheese" or something and she was adamant I could eat it (lactose-intolerant) and refused to give me the bag because she was so proud of herself for finding it, I guess. Eventually, I snatched it from her and read the ingredients and lo-and-behold the 5th ingredient was milk...

[Anonymous No.12702146]

This shit is fucking $8 for 12oz. Fuck that!

[Anonymous No.12702178]

Beward the v*gan.

You need a small amount of vitamin b12 and animal protein which you can get from creatures not much more smarter than an insect and no more likely to give you food poisoning than a garden tomato like sardines (good sources of omega 3 oil DHA), but even this is off limits to the v*gan. V*ganism is not opposing factory farming or letting a butterfly out the window. V*ganism is an irrational extreme often coupled with "herbal cancer cures" and other pseudoscience.

If someone you know is v*gan you are right to suspect them of mental weakness that might affect other aspects of their personal life and career, you are not being judgmental the way they are judgmental towards "carnivores". Especially if, like most, they enjoy parading it around and scolding people for not being as "morally righteous" as them. Their motivation is obviously not some enlightened knowledge.

[Anonymous No.12702245]

>>12701390
Five star post.

[Anonymous No.12702476]

the folks that want the entire planet to stop eating meat are just as stupid as the folks that want the entire planet to stop driving cars. not in our lifetime suckers.

[Anonymous No.12702573]

>>12702476
I mean they're making pretty fucking good progress already and we're all paying for it. Don't be so complacent, they think in long terms.

[Anonymous No.12702583]

Vegetarian here.
Eggs are the thing that keeps me sane.
If Buddha said they’re fine then they’re fine.

[Anonymous No.12702628]

>>12695160
Will it give me real egg farts?

[Anonymous No.12702642]

>>12695166
fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.12703011]

>>12695160
>EGG
>Egg-free
Don't know why but I had a chuckle at that.

[Anonymous No.12703032]

>>12695160
They now have this thing called milk free milk.
>It's called mylk.

[Anonymous No.12703042]

>>12695160
Why are they allowed, legally speaking, to market their product as "just x" when it is literally anything but "x"

[Anonymous No.12703268]

imma keep on eating eggs and there is nothing you bunch of fags can do to stop me