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webm thread
let's go boys

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>> No.12693050

what's that

>> No.12693081

*sips* nice

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>> No.12693504
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Getting this out of the way.

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>> No.12693527

half the experience of drinking is making the drink and the artistry of liquor

>> No.12693535
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>> No.12693539

Let's go soyboys!

>> No.12693546

This was pretty funny. Even funnier when you realize this channel is 3 shitskins

>> No.12693601

So glad we brought them out of the jungles and deserts.

>> No.12693627

white people food is anything meant to be eaten with a fork and knife or off of a plate. Food you eat with your hands off the ground, or off a banana leaf, cooked on dung, or eat with wooden sticks is non white food. its hard to see "white" culture when youre swimming in it.

>> No.12693652

All that editing "flare" for something that has all ingredients in a pan...

>> No.12693661
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>> No.12694039

>Oil AND butter

Americans, holy shit.

>> No.12694048

Damn. Thrower has got some good fucking aim.

>> No.12694059

Blacks or Indians? I'm guessing blacks.
Tbh though that looks like something a leftist would eat, lots of soy/almond/guac/cucumber.

>> No.12694060

This is the most female thing I've ever seen in my life

>> No.12694064

>this is what brown americans believe
No wonder the low IQ.

>> No.12694116

I think you need to experience this.
A good piece of meat, frying pan with butter and olive oil.
put in a garlic clove and a thyme sprig when its about 70% done (just so you avoid burning the garlic and fuck up the flavor).
Then baste the meat with the mixture until done

>> No.12694165

Looks like polenta.

>> No.12694168

Post j/a/ck

>> No.12694179

>>Oil AND butter
>Americans, holy shit.
Oil will prevent the butter from burning. You can use only oil, but butter ads flavour. Common practice.

>> No.12694183

>Castlevania Olives

I'm in

>> No.12694211

By what manner does he egress without a spillage of hen's eggs most dire?

>> No.12694217

Is this the legendary egg king /ck/ walkways talk about?

>> No.12694380

>bar quality cocktails
So, shit? Why the fuck would I want stale, water-downed, overpriced, bottom shelf swill made hastily- at home. Gas zoomers & lennies now, ffs.

>inb4 the bar me and my bfs go to aren't like that
You're a faggot with shit taste.

>> No.12694439

A ride on lawnmower and a cement mixer.

>> No.12694445 [DELETED] 

>Implying Kuerig isn't pure Boomer product

>> No.12694457

What shithole are you from with such poor gastronomy that oil + butter is mindblowing?

>> No.12694474
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>Introduced 1998; 21years ago

You were saying?

>> No.12694487

You do realize there is a door behind him right? That's a mobile food stall. Like you exit through the door in the back.

>> No.12694563 [DELETED] 

>Expensive product with horrific levels of waste engineered for convenience above quality
When it was made doesn't mean it isn't by and for Boomers.

>> No.12694570

>oil will prevent butter from burning
100% false. It doesn't matter what you mix butter with - once the butterfats reach a certain temperature, they will burn.

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>> No.12695034

king ass ripper is a god

>> No.12695054

This is correct except it’s the milk solids that burn, not the butterfat

>> No.12695180

Ah, Bergamo.

>> No.12695192

Fucking retard setting that 1mm above a germ-ridden drain. Should be a strainer over a clean pot. Also just wear disposable latex gloves vs getting your funky hand yeast introduced. Ugh.

>> No.12695224

That's so gay, and I lived through the 80s

>> No.12695615

can someone please post the soy latte webm im kicking myseof for not have saved it

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Because you admitted your mistake.

>> No.12695644

why was the cheese hairy?

>> No.12695646

this is the only reason i ever come to 4chan

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>> No.12695655

this is great

>> No.12695729

Are those kraft singles

>> No.12695822

>I cut the trash food down and placed it on a place using tweezers. That makes it fancy!
I hate this nonsense so hard. It doesn't look good. It doesn't even look different from the regular products.

>> No.12695846

fuck off you delusional projecting faggot
women drink straight from the flask

>> No.12695854

is this aged in a sheepskin?

>> No.12695879

No it's actually a greek man

>> No.12695931

based anon
god i love this so much

>> No.12695949

what the fuck is this

>> No.12696375

You sound mad, did some woman hurt you recently?

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Very funny ;)

>> No.12696456
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>buying a product from an company that openly shits on the President
heh, yeah, nah

>> No.12696462

Not him but women are horrible people

>> No.12696579

To make good cheese you need to set it at a steady temperature, what the fuck is this nigger doing.

>> No.12696746

Imagine sitting there and SPLAT here's the food you paid good money for.

>> No.12696911 [DELETED] 

>Implying the President doesn't openly invite getting shit on by his actions
>And pissed on

>> No.12696952

>caring this much about a companies political stance

You're no better than the whiny faggots who won't eat at Chic Fil A because they don't support faggot marriage. Further proof that the nu-right is just as cringy and pathetic as the nu-left.

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>> No.12696974 [DELETED] 

>She shouldn't have dressed that way, officer

>> No.12697137 [DELETED] 

That's not the same thing, and you fucking knew it before putting your dickbeaters to keyboard.

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every time I see this webm I wonder how many of those little peels have been shoved into that.

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>> No.12697844

Is that really a submarine? It looks way too roomy. Surely that's a carrier or something.

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She's on a hunger strike so he had to force feed her!

>> No.12698630

So puttanesca for people who can't handle flavor?

>> No.12698661

Because nothing improves the ambiance of an enclosed space quite like quite like the sound and smell of an unmuffled yard tractor.

>> No.12698818

Unironically inspired me (new to cooking) to become a beast at making egg sandwiches

>> No.12698839

This is a horrifying glimpse into the reality of a growing number of humans lives. I dont think Ill ever be ok

>> No.12698863

Thank you for this.

>> No.12698915

Sorry to burst your bubble, but kitchenware, specifically forks, were developed by the Chinese, which aren't white, and were adopted by middle east civilizations (whom you call mudslimes nowadays) before European civilizations did
The oldest forks known were found in China

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>> No.12698939

And just like gunpowder, they threw it away, for Europeans to make it into something actually useful.

>> No.12698963

Who the fuck saved my webm and put a watermark on it?

>> No.12699067

One of the biggest secrets of submarine life is that the navy spends a lot of time and money on food quality for sub sailors. 2+ months underwater in a tube that is only freezing cold or swelteringly hot is a rough life, so most of the morale is created in the kitchen. Its cramped quarters but they need to rotate 150 people through that mess 3 times a day so its the largest open space on the ship and can fit quite a few people at once. They stock mostly raw ingredients instead of premade foods to save space so nearly everything is scratch made. The fresh lettuce makes me think its pretty early into deployment though.

>> No.12699071

I know submarine food is good to improve morale, I just think that kitchen and mess hall is way too damn roomy to be a sub.

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>> No.12699150

Nope the most female way is to actually go to a bar and have virgin orbiters buy drinks for them

>> No.12699195

disturbing video

>> No.12699211

Me in the blue shirt on the left.

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>> No.12699884

>Oil and butter
For what purpose? It won't taste good this way.

>> No.12699990

Pancake batter?

>> No.12700031

Rice truck just arrive

>> No.12700459 [DELETED] 

>Dude makes a stupid face to show off some coffee tech
>Hurr I haet da wurld durr!

>> No.12700474 [DELETED] 

No, they adopted cooking techniques that meant to didn't need a weapon at the table, which was why Europeans went to the fork and table knife, so everyone wasn't just eating with their personal utility knife at every meal.

Both cultures changed to utensils that you couldn't shank a guy with.

>> No.12700505

> any year
> beta orbiting the president of the united states

>> No.12700514
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Sad! Really sad! Many such cases!

>> No.12700515

ugh imagine that guys just getting a chub on thinking of her gulping down that slop.
fucking atrocious.

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>> No.12701805

why are these threads always filled with recipe webms

>> No.12701837

/ck/ is a cooking board

>> No.12701903

now with sound

>> No.12701942

mmmm random wild type yeast cheese

>> No.12701966

What would you prefer?

>> No.12702122

That's a submarine mess and galley from a larger ballistic missile sub. Given the age of the video most likely a Benjamin Franklin class SSBN.

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>> No.12702687

This is a form of war.

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>> No.12702714

Please tell me that the Asian guy has a wife and kids and that the soy man doesn't.

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>> No.12702915

Anyone else feel really, really uncomfortable watching this. I'm generally not squeamish, I buy whole chicken carcasses and butcher them myself, but this just speaks to a nameless fear I can't place.

>> No.12702967

God I have a crush on her

>> No.12702968 [DELETED] 

It's interesting how much the guy triggers you, even though he's clearly living a better life than you are.

>> No.12702990

Aw this doesn't show the best part, where they had to xray and 3D reconstruct the bone structure to give the machine an exact pathway to cut each one

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Why is anime so retarded?

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>> No.12703369

>giant spoonful of sweetened butter on top of a dessert that's already loaded with sugar
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.12703382

That's not how you eat corn, silly!

>> No.12703411

what faggot keeps coming up with new meme ways to make ice cream?

>> No.12703413
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Reminds me of the Invader Zim comic where Zim sells the patent of an anthromorphic hotdog to a company but it was so stupid the company went bankrupt.

>> No.12703466 [DELETED] 

brandy butter is just brandy and butter, also its British and that was a mince pie, also British. i dont know what the fuck that vid was doing
t. Brit

>> No.12703508 [DELETED] 

finally a solution to the immigration crisis

>> No.12703544 [DELETED] 

Novelty draws more attention, and thus money, than doing things the same as the guy two blocks down.

>> No.12703558 [DELETED] 

the satire flew by you mach speed

>> No.12703562 [DELETED] 
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There is no "immigration crisis." It's just Trump playing off your fears.

>> No.12703572 [DELETED] 

the RATE has decreased, they aren't going back. also how many of those 'other countries' are also south americans crossing the mexico boarder

>> No.12703583 [DELETED] 

Gee, it's almost like they're fleeing from problems US policy caused and are here to legally file for asylum...

Still not an "immigration crisis."

Also, highly restrictive borders are why Mexicans started staying in the US long-term instead of coming up for work, then going home.

>> No.12703594

the satire flew by you mach speed

>> No.12703605

Hey, would you like to go back to my place for a drink?


>> ahh

>> No.12703606 [DELETED] 

Where's the 2018 and 2019? Leftist media has come out acknowledging the crisis too. As someone who lives a 15 minute drive from the border and can see Tijuana from his home, the border is not impregnable, it's pretty easy to go to Mexico but more difficult to enter the US

>> No.12703614 [DELETED] 

>Gee, it's almost like they're fleeing from problems US policy caused
no, they're fleeting because their countries are shit holes filled with gangs
>legally file for asylum
gang violence isn't a valid reason for asylum neither is wanting to pick fruit
>highly restrictive borders are why Mexicans started staying in the US long-term
no its because mexico is a fail state and life is better even for illegals in america

>> No.12703628 [DELETED] 

>Filled with hands
Hahaha what are you 12 and retarded?

>> No.12703634

No it's not! It's real!

>> No.12703649 [DELETED] 

sweetheart google mexico and gang

>> No.12703652

The primal fear of you getting hooked up to one of those machines and get disassembled like the webm

>> No.12703653

You mad bro?

>> No.12703668

But I am happier than him. I have the edgy boyfriemd I always wanted since I was a young retarded girl.

>> No.12703669

xD le meme ches plate but with twash ingwedients

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>> No.12703696 [DELETED] 

>Hurr lemme suck the pathological liar's cock cuz he says what I want to hear

>> No.12703705

God I wish that was me

>> No.12703710 [DELETED] 

Exactly. I, for one, want to see my country become a failed Latinized shithole. It'll be progressive n' stuff.

>> No.12703736

All that slow mo is unbearable. Is this a Magnum ice cream commercial?

>> No.12703753 [DELETED] 

And there's the complete bullshit.

>> No.12703760 [DELETED] 

>hurr durr spics only started illegally crossing in 2016
even hillary was pro-wall till democrats realised spics vote

>> No.12703769 [DELETED] 

>Hurr people hu cunt vot vot
Retard. Trump's own "Election Integrity" commission found no evidence of this, why do you keep repeating it?

>> No.12703772 [DELETED] 

i said spics not illegal spics retard

>> No.12703836 [DELETED] 

Ah, so you just hate America.

>> No.12703839 [DELETED] 

You literally endorsed rape, fag.

>> No.12703853 [DELETED] 

At what point? Because "major political figure's own actions draw deserved derision" is not the same as "endorsing rape" you fucking troglodyte.

>> No.12703859 [DELETED] 

spics =/ america no more than visigoths are roman or arabs are egyptians

>> No.12703882 [DELETED] 

Reminder that the Southwest was theirs before we stole it from them.

>> No.12703896 [DELETED] 

Reminder that the Southwest was essentially barren and uninhabited before whites made it not. also they're coming across the boarder they have no more right to that land because of thier race than i do over all of europe because of my race

>> No.12703905 [DELETED] 

>Meaningless gibberish about nonsense
>Admitted he was attacking citizens and legal residents in earlier post

>> No.12703906 [DELETED] 

You don't know anything about any of the nations south of Mexico, do you? Political persecution is widespread in South American nations, and the request for asylum in these circumstances is legal and appropriate according to international treaties that we have officially signed up with.

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*in Millions, damn REKT

>> No.12704059 [DELETED] 

>Was already going down
>Intentional fearmongering about "duh ebil immigrants gunna kill yuh"
I'll remind you that Trump was just as racist, and just as wrong, and is still arguing in the face of complete exoneration by DNA evidence, that the Central Park Five were guilty when they were not. This shit with the border is just a repeat of behavior he's engaged in in the past, just like Birtherism.

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>> No.12704120 [DELETED] 

>There is no "immigration crisis."
sure shlomo, just give it 15 years and see what happens :)

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>> No.12704205

...jav code?

>> No.12704224
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She really likes corn

>> No.12704276

imagine the smell of 150 men all inside a submarine

>> No.12704293 [DELETED] 

We might have a functional adult in office and you twats will be embarrassed about what you believed in your twenties?

>> No.12704304

> spends time on this site complaining about soy webms

>> No.12704328

How old are you, anon?

>> No.12704330

I'm not complaining about it. I just think weak men shouldn't breed is all.

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>> No.12704407

That was painful to watch. Looks disgusting. Why did she wrap it in a blanket?

>> No.12704411

So that it stays above a certain temperature would be my guess

>> No.12704459

What does it taste like?

>> No.12704472

It's cheesecloth to drain the whey through. If it was in the sieve alone the solids would push through the holes.

>> No.12704519

My cheesecloth doesn't look like a throw blanket. I didn't even know you could purchase them like that.

>> No.12704612


My parents who are both 60 use kcups every day.

We always used a French press when I was younger, but I think they've been swept up in the fangled technodoodlery of it all.

>> No.12704684

>lifts skirt at the end
That corn is going up her cornhole

>> No.12704689

How easy would it be to repurpose this for long pig?

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I don't know why you would want to purchase cheese cloth like that...
Unless its reusable some how...?

>> No.12704704

>shrimp on pizza

do onaniniggers really do this?

>> No.12704707

Look at that country girl makin' do

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>A fucking banana lasts longer than you

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>You're no better than the whiny faggots who won't eat at Chic Fil A because they don't support faggot marriage.
Yeah she is, cause she isn't trying to sue and ban bakeries for not baking a cake. She's just trying to promote her values through voluntary means.

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>> No.12704729

Imagine the smell.

>> No.12704863
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Rissotto nero

>> No.12704867

This gels so poorly that you might be pretending to be dumb.

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>> No.12704944 [DELETED] 

80iq shitskins will make the us a utopian paradise.

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>Trump was just as racist
Racism doesn't exist.
Also, how retarded to you have to be to take Trump literally, and think that pointing out the inaccuracies found in what are essentially messages crafted for the sole purpose of market and branding, makes you intellectual?

Its like fact checking whether McDonalds truly serves the world's best fries, or whether Disneyland is truly the happiest place on earth.

>> No.12704960

It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader. This has in fact been the first US President allowed to get away with it. I guess this will now be considered commonplace. The future seems interesting, but not very pleasant.

>> No.12704974

>It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader. This has in fact been the first US President allowed to get away with it. I guess this will now be considered commonplace. The future seems interesting, but not very pleasant.
Which world leaders have been brought down by this prior?

>> No.12704999

I know plate dressing is something considered relatively important in all higher end restaurants

but it's just a fucking meme to me

>> No.12705085

>halfway through Quake 4

>> No.12705092

trips of truth.
Also, I hate any webm that makes me hungry because the portions look so small.

>> No.12705095

You get multiple plates with multiple experiences. Enough that any reasonable person is satiated by the end of it. Stop admitting to being so poor.

>> No.12705099

Eggs Erroneous

>> No.12705141
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>Stop admitting to being so poor.
But I am poor.
And taste extends to the satisfaction one experiences as a customer. Nothing will ruin a night out than leaving a restaurant hungry after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>> No.12705301 [DELETED] 

>They were sued for inciting harassment
>This part is always ignored

>> No.12705304 [DELETED] 

>Racism doesn't exist.

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>> No.12705335 [DELETED] 
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You can't fix problems that don't exist, which is why all attempts to fix it, have failed spectacularly.
In reality, there is only right vs wrong. Good vs evil. When someone has an issue with someone else based on ethnicity, that is simply their personal problem, usually based upon the individuals they know.
Take my retarded cousin. He says he hates all chinese people, ALL 2 billion of them, because he thinks a chinaman was responsible for stealing his girlfriend this one time.
And yet bigger retards like you will think that this is racism.

>> No.12705395



I saw measurements in sensible grams, not cups and firkins. Anyway, is your diet so strict that you don't eat unhealthy shit at Christmas?


>brandy butter is just brandy and butter

And sugar.

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>> No.12705414

Can someone post THE webm of Ramsay's scrambled eggs?

>> No.12705792

>on /ck/
tell me another joke

>> No.12705860
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i so wish the end is nigh but it looks like its just getting started , god help us all

>> No.12705891
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wait...is that a deep fake or is that actually real? i don't even care that shes the reptilian lizard queen i'm interested

>> No.12705903

Fake and gay. He didn't actually cook the pizza.

>> No.12705973
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>> No.12706055

Some subs are really big
>freezing cold or sweltering hot
Why would there be significant temperature fluctuations in a tube that's underwater?
Probably fine. They have ventilation (otherwise they would all suffocate).

>> No.12706130

That honestly looks pretty good. It's definitely a method that requires pretty precise heat control, but it's a sound way to do it. The creme fraiche stops the cooking right where he wants it as well.

>Fucks up the first slice of toast

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>> No.12706325

>Why would there be significant temperature fluctuations in a tube that's underwater?
If you are working in the engineering areas near the heat exchangers or steam pipes it can get quite warm. It can also get warm in the galley. Likewise, on the bridge or CIC area the air is kept cold to help cool down the ton of electronic equipment that is constantly running. And finally, the ship absorbs the heat or cold from the surrounding water. If you are transiting the North Atlantic in november, the ship will be overall cooler than it will be in the South Pacific in June.

>> No.12706415

Mixing liquids is haaaaarrd!

>> No.12706502

Sex Education on Netflix, she plays the main character's mom.

>> No.12707027

fucking why

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>> No.12707110

OK, I lol'd.
1: Tamago Kake gohan is tasty, and technically the rice cooks it a bit.
2: Worchestireshire sauce? Seriously?
3: Milk on rice. Why.


>> No.12707127

Sora to Umi no Aida

>> No.12707134

What's the point of making this long expensive animation when you can just have the same shot by a digital camera

>> No.12707165

Humans can't make those exaggerated reactions.

>> No.12707174

It's a rental and it makes him laugh to think about it being found one day and nobody knowing where it came from.

>> No.12707218

>Sora to Umi no Aida
>Fishing in Space
>2 stars on Crunchy
Alrighty then.

>> No.12707300

That's also a good point considering how unreasonable it is.

>> No.12707319
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>> No.12707481

this made me go wash my hands

>> No.12707541
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>What's the point of making this long expensive animation when you can just have the same shot by a digital camera

iq equivalent of the temperature of jack's cooking right here

>> No.12707584

>2 same-sex relationships
>3 mixed-race relationships
>0 normal relationships
Really says a lot about cocktail-drinkers

>> No.12707593

Jesus Christ, /pol/ is leaking. And they're the ones who say leftists get butthurt over the littlest thing. It's a satire video you fucking retards. Same thing as the watermelon and fried chicken meme. Grow up.

>> No.12707756

instead of
wasted potential

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>tfw no peruvian mono-eyebrow gf to eat rat burgers with
why even live?

>> No.12707827

anyone tried it?

>> No.12707835

>Here comes the genetics honey!

>> No.12707844

Ok this guy fricks

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>> No.12707953

Shrimp on pizza is great man, although those plus squid and mussels all soaked overnight in a sweet chilli marinade overnight make for a godlike pizza

>> No.12707972

only read the filename and actually expected foie gras
i fill pretty stupid

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Can someone post the asian chick with the loaf of bread?

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>> No.12709164

I tried it. Not sure if I did something not quite right, but the cookies themselves did not have the texture or taste of an oreo cookie. Frosting was much better than the oreo frosting though, since fresh buttercream frosting is amazing.

>> No.12709225

Webm thread, huh. Same webms with a garden variety of bitching at each one. Same ole' rollercoaster everyday on these threads. Hmm like; how does he get out, how, eggs, how?!? Like is all the people making the webms get a high off of doing so just to see people bitch and complain about them, then go on to repost them every webm thread. It's funny that these webm makers get a crazy laugh at normies that keep reposting replies to the same webms posted in every thread. This. is. hilarious. You gotem webm bois.

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>> No.12709621

i dont want to explain why but can somebody use deepfake technology to put moots face on the surly egg king please i really need it

>> No.12709753

This looks like a fucking hellish experience

>> No.12709784

Sorry you're a dumb nigger.

>> No.12709792

This is a cursed webm

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>It wasn't that long ago that making statements clearly marketed for the sole purpose of market and branding would bring down a world leader.
Bruh, all politicians make statements about marketing and branding. That's pretty much what politics is.

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>what's the point of painting a portrait when you can just take a picture?

>> No.12709826

*Why do I need a webm for a recipe where you toss everything in a fucking pan and why did they do all this stupid editing to begin with?
*Why do they still use that stupid hipster text font?
*What is with the aggravating slow-mo?
*Why would you combine that stupid hipster text font with constant aggravating slow-mo? That's not even consistent. That's the font people use for videos set to cliche overly happy/homely we-eat-organic music. Why would you use slow-mo for that?

>> No.12709937

It's an alright show as long as interracial relationships don't make you freak out

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>Media pushed miscegenation is cool
>Same media that hates whites
>They're totally not linked
Big think

>> No.12710092

Fucking normies i swear

>> No.12710096
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This fucking timeline

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Oh, a Juicero for cocktails!

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>> No.12710119

country girls make do

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>> No.12710179

This made me laugh. Thanks anon

>> No.12710194

post hog chud lmao.

>> No.12710196

To maintain a rudimentary semblance of maintaining the proper temperature.

>> No.12710205

This is how I always make scrambled eggs for one or two people. Except the creme fraiche.

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>> No.12710223

Is this some Loss edit?

>> No.12710232

i guess it depends on the type of cocoa you use.

>> No.12710369

This is the way to make real scrambled eggs. I've never added fresh creme but I like cream cheese in them

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>> No.12710467

>pretty precise heat control
not really, i skimmed over the video once and i just take the pot with eggs off the heat for like 10 seconds at a time, i dont even time it. i dont time when i do it either. i do it a couple times until i reach the consistency i want, too easy

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>> No.12710782

That's not funny. My Italian nonna died because of this.

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>> No.12711417

>Goes straight from slicing the leek to in the pan
Grit and dirt city.

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>> No.12711664

>Milk on rice. Why.
rice krispies

>> No.12711671

why would you heat a bunch of eggs if you are going to make scramble eggs?

>> No.12711686

Those are cooked into a dry, popped cereal state.

It's not a rice pudding, either.

That's hot, freshly cooked rice.

>> No.12711695

i could say rice pudding but that's more of a mexican dessert and i dont think is quite popular in america. perhaps the joke is that since she is an american, cereal is a popular breakfast so that's why she poured milk

>> No.12711771

>Grit and dirt city.
Just like your neck.

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anon, the best part was at the very beginning

>> No.12711850

Wow. Impressive. Did you think that one up all by yourself or did you have to ask your caretaker for help?

>> No.12711865

I'm black and honestly, this is justified

>> No.12711867

ngl sunny is 10x the presenter as crazy face man

>> No.12711882

ohh shit

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>> No.12711994

>Nothing will ruin a night out than leaving a restaurant hungry after spending hundreds of thousands of dollars
>hundreds of thousands of dollars

Nigga what food do you think you get with that kind of money? The most expensive dish in america is a fucking burger.You think you'll go hungry after that?

The posh plating shit is a couple hundred for the experience usually.

By the way, I'm also poor. I'm just not as much of a pessimistic retard as you.

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>> No.12712023

>He thinks knowing about shit is bad

>> No.12712067

>yay japanese anime!!!!!
pretend i put my soyboy image on here too. im at work and cant be bothered to find one

he was right to criticize you. knowing the name of a japanese dish from one of your animes is weeb and gay

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>He thinks japan will respect him now

>> No.12712095

>Retards who think they're cool because they're stupid and hate things

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I don't hate things. I'm just not pretentious. I know rice is "gohan" and egg is "tamago." I've picked up other phrases in Japanese as well. Some of it from anime, some from Filthy Frank, and some from elsewhere. I don't hate that you know it.

What you did though was bust out your handmade knife roll to cut a slice of cake to serve yourself. You're a fucking weeb who tried to look impressive by knowing more than the next guy just to stroke your ego's cock.

>> No.12712145

>Hurr durr durr
How is "knowing what a thing's proper name is" pretentious, dickwad? It's not, and you're just trying to justify your own ignorance. Do you call ramen "noodle soup" so you don't look pretentious by your own stupid standards?

>> No.12712156

Russian Typhoons had a swimming pool inside

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>I know a thing
>I want other people to know that I know a thing
>You're just mad you don't have all this beautiful knowledge of mine
Not only that but you attempting to further your seething "he's probably some idiot" argument by disregarding what I say.

Well, I hope you at least find a nice nip wife to abuse someday. Maybe it'll make you feel "adequate"

>> No.12712223

>here's your fucking food you goddam pigs!

That's exactly what I think these fucking retarded joints are saying to their customers when they think of stupid shit like this. Anybody got the webm of those hipsters eating ice cream out of a toilet and acting like they aren't literally humiliating themselves every time they dip their spoon in?

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>> No.12712300

If it fits into his macro...

>> No.12712324

You're right it's not deep at all but when some rich assholes are paying ridiculous amounts of money to have their food literally dumped on the table in front of them then it kind of makes you wonder.

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Case in point...

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>> No.12712374

That's disgusting. They might as well be using the same spoon. They should have served themselves out of the bowl onto personal plates.

>> No.12712401

this is without a doubt the gayest thing ive ever seen

>> No.12712413

Makes more sense if it's a byproduct of a bad idea

>Head chef has a coke-induced idea
>Make a molecular gastronomy Jackson Pollock dish on a table for people to eat
>Develops technique
>Teaches staff to be "avant garde"
>staff gives so little fucks they take it into shitposting territory, emboldened by the complacent yet fascinated reactions of rich soyboys and daddy's girls
>The arrangement is now "we dump shit on your table and pretend it's art, and you sit there believing it"

>Get high
>"let's put chocolate ice cream into a toilet!"
>"Lmfao gross"
>"no really! I bet it'll sell!"
>do it for the keks
>it sells well
>Now it's a stain on your restaurant... one that sells.
>You don't remove it because you want money
>they keep buying it because it's viral and quirky

>> No.12712473

lol the first vid is at alinea
goes to show how fucking stupid rich people and food critics are
i've dined at a lot of places just out of curiosity and more than the enjoyment of the food, the people watching is the best part
everyone looks like a fucking monkey in a suit, trying to be as serious and intellectual as possible as they eat this stupid shit
a lot of the stuff i've tried hasn't even been very good, just surprising to the palate with uncommon or exotic flavors

>> No.12712539

Nice projection. Also, your whole getting triggered over something completely trivial is hilarious.

>> No.12712549

I'd call this "catering to Instagram tools who aren't going to eat it anyways."

>> No.12712556

You're deadass using those wrong.

>> No.12712561

>actually that really isn't accur...

>> No.12712562

No, I think I'm pretty spot on. The completely innocent and accurate use of the proper name of a super-common dish got your insecurities firing, so you attack me be cause you're afraid of what it says about yourself.

>> No.12712565

It automatically makes sense as a conflict between instinctive aversion and knowledge that it is edible. It's a very simple approach to playing with aesthetic experience, but your brain seems to be falling apart with "but food just food it just food huh food just food but."

>> No.12712574

Seems pretty spot on from here chief.

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You're starting to invent motivations for me now? You're really trying hard to save face in a crowd of people who are literally incapable of caring about you on more than a superficial level!

You're a weeb. At least wear that with pride.

>> No.12712601

Man, you're really going for broke now.

>> No.12712669

Trump is a turd dude.

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the guy on the left is such a fucking psycho

>> No.12712775

He's the least racist person in the world. Do you like racism?

>> No.12712949

Oh, I didn't know it was opposite day.

>> No.12713062

You are actually retarded. You need oil and butter with your spices to extract the flavors properly for sauce. If you aren't going to do that you might as well go buy a jar that's already made because the ingredients are wasted on you.

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>> No.12713383

qt rocks

>> No.12713392


the filename sums up this board to a T

>> No.12713478

So, he's a dumb asshole.
Got it.

>> No.12713499

That's actually a pretty sad webm. You can tell from the way its being fed to her and how its all blended together into a glop inside a pitcher that she's not just doing that to enjoy food or even (entirely) doing that just to sate a craven.

She's a feeder, and though I'm no feminazi, I think just like with those women doing financial domination, this is actually a form of abuse.

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>> No.12714145

Try looking in the mirror

>> No.12714184

must be great to do this just to cope that you won't get tips in the end

>> No.12714252
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>I know rice is "gohan"

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>> No.12714746

He said it himself. You can't deny it anymore.

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>> No.12715187

How the actual fuck can grownups actually watch this embarrassing trash

>> No.12715210

>Everyone should conform to what I think adulthood means!

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Quite easily.

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>> No.12715278

They're autistic incel manchildren. No, but really. That's what they are.

>> No.12715306

the limit of -1/x^2 as x goes to infinity is 0, though.

I think you mean the limit as x goes to 0.

>> No.12715315

what's the name of this indian restaurant

>> No.12715335

>Time to try a different trolling vector, since "attacking the anon who knew what a food was called" failed

>> No.12715348

The actual fuck are you talking about

>> No.12715396

Playing dumb now, I see.

>> No.12715413

Ok, solid reply

>> No.12715430

>How the actual fuck can grownups actually watch this embarrassing trash
I dunno, lack of insecurity?

>> No.12715475

>He said it himself

>Found guilty of violating the Fair Housing Act by ordering his property managers to turn away all minorities 4 years after it was passed
>Has spent 30 years falsely accusing the Central Park Five, demanding they be executed despite complete exoneration by DNA evidence, has never recanted
>Spent several years falsely accusing Obama of not being born in the US, even with both versions of the birth certificate being made public
>Led off his campaign by claiming all southern border immigrants were drug dealers, rapists, and murderers, and has never backed down from that

Trump says a lot of things that don't match his actions.

>> No.12715551

This has got to be Jack, right? That fucking mayo

>> No.12715595

please give source

>> No.12716309

Cope, seethe, and dialate.
Unbased and cringe pilled.
Rent free.

>> No.12716454

>Use a tiny amount of soaking wet tuna paste

>> No.12716494

What's in those cans?

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>> No.12717249

Based truth-bomber

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