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12685719 No.12685719 [Reply] [Original]

Are you a trough monster at the buffet?

>> No.12685745

>>12685719
Used to be. All my friends are. Now I cant keep up despite being the biggest dude there.

>> No.12685753

>>12685745
Gotta eat through the pain.

>> No.12685840

>>12685753
this. also eat faster so the pain cant set in before your third plate

>> No.12685921
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12685921

The seating is a trap, you have to eat directly out of the food deposit so you can get as much down as possible before your body realizes it can't eat anymore

>> No.12687176

>>12685719

When I was a teenager I treated them like a vomitorium.

>> No.12687529

>>12687176
>vomitorium
That word doesn't mean what you think it does

>> No.12689201

>>12685719
And I always regret it. But I'm paying for it so how can I not?

>> No.12689323

no
i like buffets but i usually do a soup and salad plate, then go up for a expensive meat plate, then depending how i'm feeling another random plate or dessert

>> No.12689384

>>12687529
It's a perfectly cromulent word.

>> No.12689400

im not fat enough to eat at a buffet. all the fat people stare at me and I feel like a loser

>> No.12689437

buddy I fuckin' make a mountain of the most expensive shit they serve and STRUGGLE to make it back to my seat without spilling anything. makes all the workers panic pretty hard.