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12685185

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:33:14 2019 No.12685185 [Reply] [Original]

excuse me, waiter!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:36:01 2019 No.12685191 >>12685185 I'm sorry sir, you'll have to take that outside. We don't allow pets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:36:16 2019 No.12685192 >>12685185 Do americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:36:48 2019 No.12685193 I REFILLED YOUR WATER 30 SECONDS AGO WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:38:25 2019 No.12685195 >>12685185 There's a seed in my feed!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:39:10 2019 No.12685198 File: 147 KB, 864x1360, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12685185 >GARSOWN!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:53:14 2019 No.12685246 if there is a fly in your food, does that mean you get the meal for free?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 22:56:00 2019 No.12685254 >>12685185 Fly food free ???

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 23:06:14 2019 No.12685290 File: 11 KB, 501x504, ixSdAMb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That'll be a pound extra, Sir.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 05:02:33 2019 No.12686435 File: 254 KB, 785x1000, 1562190490128.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > WAITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! THERE'S A FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 05:07:57 2019 No.12686449 >>12685198 I know exactly what you're referencing, because I'm watching it right now. Honey bunny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 08:41:40 2019 No.12686912 File: 13 KB, 256x256, Red Dwarf AJR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12685185 My gaspacho soup is COLD! Can you please heat it up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 08:45:56 2019 No.12686922 File: 94 KB, 900x900, iuY8IKNUD2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Waiter, there's a goddamn eye in my salad, can't you see it? Oh, guess not.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:03:31 2019 No.12686955 >>12685198 Das ist Französisch für Junge :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 09:17:23 2019 No.12686989 what is that fly doing in his soup?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 10:53:54 2019 No.12687289 File: 62 KB, 1024x1001, FarinUrlaub-BM-Bayern-Dresden-jpg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12686955 JUNGE! Warum hast du nichts gelernt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 10:59:57 2019 No.12687306 >>12685246 typically yes. but it also generally means you end up tipping 3x more than you were going to so its not even that much of a benefit to have a fly in your food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 11:04:24 2019 No.12687318 >>12685195 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 11:08:03 2019 No.12687323 >>12685290 Jewish swine!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 11:11:28 2019 No.12687336 This happened to me once. I called the waiter over and said, "what's this fly doing in my soup?" He said, "looks like the backstroke, sir" I never went back there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 11:14:06 2019 No.12687348 >>12685191 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 11:47:49 2019 No.12687486 >>12685191 Don't worry, sir. the fly is complimentary. We won't charge you for it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:20:51 2019 No.12688524 Let me check our security system!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:29:44 2019 No.12688561 You'd have to be super pedantic to complain about this. How much could that little fellow drink anyway?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:41:22 2019 No.12688607 >>12685185 you ordered fly soup, nigga just because the menus are in French doesn't give you carte blanche to be an idiot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:47:21 2019 No.12688631 >>12685193 letterally every waiter against me after the 6th cup ;_;

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:48:11 2019 No.12688637 >>12687336 You sound like a real bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:55:21 2019 No.12688670 >>12687336 You sound like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 16:59:42 2019 No.12688696 >>12687336 You sound like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 17:38:29 2019 No.12688854 >>12687336 You sound like a bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 18:00:26 2019 No.12688971 >>12685290 came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 18:13:19 2019 No.12689039 >>12685185 >excuse me, waiter? I ordered the tomato and fly bisque and I only got only a single, solitary fly.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 18:44:06 2019 No.12689181 >>12685185 THERE'S SOUP ON MY FLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:14:46 2019 No.12689555 They have every right to complain. Even a fucking death blind person should notice a fly in the soup on the pass.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:16:51 2019 No.12689572 >>12685185 not to worry, sir, the spider on the bread roll will get him

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 25 20:16:58 2019 No.12689574 File: 2.00 MB, 400x400, 1531853295478.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12685185 DON'T WORRY SIR! I'LL SAVE HIM