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Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:46:14 2019 No.12680855 [Reply] [Original]

Mom bought this earlier in the evening because there weren't many other breads available.
What am I in for?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:49:32 2019 No.12680868 >>12680855 absolutely disgusting. supporting criminals. you should be ashamed of yourself

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:49:59 2019 No.12680871 It sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:51:14 2019 No.12680876 >>12680855 Its okay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:51:57 2019 No.12680879 why doesn't she just bake her own bread like a real woman should?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:52:38 2019 No.12680882 >>12680879 >modern womyn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:53:45 2019 No.12680884 >>12680855 This is the best brand of bread. Nothing else comes close. Used to use this stuff exclusively before going keto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:57:23 2019 No.12680894 what did dave do to go to prison?

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 23:57:57 2019 No.12680897

>>12680855
Tastes fine, I guess. As far as American bread goes, that is.

We had half a loaf out on top of the fridge for a whole summer once, I don't know why it was up there and we never noticed it. They rave on and on about no artificial and no preservatives and shit. Well, that half loaf was stale but it was pristine otherwise. Fucking weird.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:00:06 2019 No.12680902 >>12680855 Better than most. Bought out and a third of the employees are ex cons

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:01:03 2019 No.12680903 >>12680894 If the bread's name is any indication, it was probably something quite serious.

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:02:18 2019 No.12680909
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I'm not paying six bucks for a loaf of bread. Also the virtue signal is incredibly arrogant and stupid. If you want to hire criminals so bad then fine, but don't make a big announcement of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:03:12 2019 No.12680912 every loaf of that ive bough has gone bad a day before its date

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:03:19 2019 No.12680914

>>12680894
rumor has it he became an underworld baker, participating in many life or death baking battles. this is what caused to schizim in his family because Glenn thought baking should only be used for good.

Dave eventually lost an underworld baking match, and was forced to be a fall guy for an murder. He was only let out on parole because the victim and the parole officers were deeply moved by his bread.

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:04:44 2019 No.12680922

>>12680855
It's your standard, 'higher end' commercial grocery store bread loaf. In my experience, it doesn't last that long. I used to by Killer Daves or natures Own when I bought bread, but ever since I started making my own at home, I haven't gone back.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:05:05 2019 No.12680925 So 1/3rd of the employees are black?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:10:23 2019 No.12680949 >>12680855 It's not bad. Arnold's is better.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:13:42 2019 No.12680965 >>12680909 Well it can give them the upper edge with those to whom the virtue is signaled. Do you even marketing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:16:51 2019 No.12680983 >>12680925 Only a third of criminals are black.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:19:16 2019 No.12680996 >>12680983 1 in 3 black males is a criminal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:20:17 2019 No.12681001 >>12680996 Source https://www.huffpost.com/entry/racial-disparities-criminal-justice_n_4045144 and that only includes those that go to prison. many more are probably never caught

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:25:00 2019 No.12681019 >>12680914 i'd watch that porno

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 00:33:16 2019 No.12681059 >>12680914 Quality post.

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 01:15:54 2019 No.12681225

>>12680855
>because there weren't anything else available
>implying you purposely get shittier bread than Dave's
You are a degenerate.

Dave's is objectively the best bread you could buy at a grocery store. That is ultimately why it's so expensive compared to the subpar candy bread your mom weaned you on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:07:01 2019 No.12681345 >>12681225 >some shitty meme “multigrain” bread is the best bread you can buy >not real slow fermented sourdough kys tastelet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:08:32 2019 No.12681353 >>12681225 I've been keen to get the sealed Pepperidge farm German dark wheat variety ever since the ice cream licking selfie scandal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:09:25 2019 No.12681355 >>12680894 I just looked it up, he was actually sentenced to 20 years for rape, battery and theft, but he was released early for good behavior.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:11:25 2019 No.12681360 >>12681355 >rapist bread I’ll pass

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:12:38 2019 No.12681364 Not supporting some nigger bread apologist company

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:15:02 2019 No.12681369 >>12681355 >>12681360 Proof or bs https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Dahl_(entrepreneur)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 02:17:37 2019 No.12681378 >>12681364 >not supporting a welfare queen industrial complex bootlicker company instead It's like you want the commies to win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 05:46:06 2019 No.12681782 You have to go to publix to buy this bread and if I'm already at publix I'm not going to pay extra for non-publix bread.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 05:55:54 2019 No.12681799 File: 33 KB, 490x569, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12681369 something about those references... can't quite put my finger on it...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 05:56:38 2019 No.12681801 >>12681782 It's sold in a variety of places. http://www.daveskillerbread.com/locator

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 05:58:09 2019 No.12681804 >>12681799 They speak more for it than the non-existent one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:00:38 2019 No.12681808 File: 271 KB, 1440x2560, Screenshot_20190724-055955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12681801 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:02:33 2019 No.12681815 >>12681808 Publix is headquartered in Florida actually.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:47:17 2019 No.12681905 >>12680855 >woke bread Make your own. It's just flour and water. Plus yeast and salt if you want to be fancy.

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:55:16 2019 No.12681916

The everything bagels aren't any better or worse tasting than your average packaged bagel. The bread is generally too dense and half of the seeds/nuts fall off of the crust as opposed to baked properly into the entire loaf. The price is also a barrier for me; I'd rather go to a proper bakery or even better invest in the materials required to produce a similar product than purchase Daves.

Plus their marketing/product labeling is pretty gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:57:15 2019 No.12681921 >>12680868 If they did their time they're not to be considered criminals anymore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 06:59:49 2019 No.12681924 >>12681921 Yes they are. They're felons and they don't have their full rights restored. They can't own guns, and they may have other obligations to their communities depending on their past crimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 07:00:40 2019 No.12681926 >>12681924 America is a strange place.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 07:03:35 2019 No.12681932 >>12681926 no u.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 07:03:48 2019 No.12681933 >>12680868 >"criminals doing actual work and paying taxes??? How dare they contribute to society instead of draining tax payer money, I won't stand for this!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 07:11:13 2019 No.12681948 >>12681932 I am a strange place ?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:38:55 2019 No.12682443 >>12680855 Tasty bread that's really fucking expensive. Super expensive like $5.00/loaf like wtf man

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:47:29 2019 No.12682476 >>12680914 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 10:50:41 2019 No.12682485 >>12682443 I thought Americans were rich

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 24 11:00:22 2019 No.12682511 >>12681808 >this fucker lives down the street from me If I see you at MY Publix watch yourself

Anonymous Wed Jul 24 14:39:24 2019 No.12683286
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Dave was a part of the late 80's' early 90's Portland drug dealer scene. He needs to team up with John Bunnell and do some commercials in the style of early 90's episodes of cops.
https://youtu.be/VFkHRB75nbA

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