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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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12679739 No.12679739 [Reply] [Original]

well /ck/, is she gonna make it?

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>> No.12679746

>>12679740
wow... the corn has such vivid color! great presentation!

>> No.12679756

>>12679739
This nigger should stick to TV dinners.

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>>12679745
Best I can do is $5

>> No.12679768

>>12679739
Boiled dinner?

>> No.12679775

>>12679763
even there youre getting fucked

>> No.12679831

>>12679739
She should go all in on LINK to make it

>> No.12680024

>>12679745
jesus this is definitely someone who suffered every meal in the public school system... only somehow this manages to be much worse. fucking niggers I swear

>> No.12680064

>>12679745
Is that a prepackaged roll, Doritos, and beef ramen?

>> No.12680071

>>12679739
She should not use stryofoam

>> No.12680077

>>12680064
Yes

>> No.12680087

>>12679740
>>12679745
christ those are fucking microwaved lmao

>> No.12680090

>>12679740
Kek lazy din du. How shocking.

>> No.12680100

>>12679739
That's some choice chow there for your local soup kitchen. Otherwise get that shit out of my sight!

>> No.12680122

>>12679739
Where are the seasonings

>> No.12680128

>>12679739
This is devastating. At least she'll have a few meals before she goes homeless

>> No.12680184

>>12679739
If she throws in 12 monsters than that’s a deal

>> No.12680191

The sad thing is people are actually paying for this and returning for more.

>> No.12680192 [DELETED] 

>>12679739
If she were Wh*te the FDA would be shitting all over her parade.

>> No.12680218

>>12679739
Only top maximum 5 USD value

>> No.12680228

Jesus Christ how retarded can one board be? It's not fucking real

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>implying this doesn't look good

>> No.12680279

>>12680245
Is this a parody account?

>> No.12680282

>>12680228
Prove it.

>> No.12680284

>>12680279
Yes.

>> No.12680289

>>12680279
It's 100% real.

>> No.12680507

>>12679745
>Beef ramen
>Nacho Cheese Doritos
>Great Value brand dinner roll
>Bottled water
And all for the price of a dinner for two at an actually competant restaraunt. What a steal!

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I would buy

>> No.12680547

>>12680245
What the fuck is that nigger jabbering on about?

>> No.12680570

mexican friend does this and charges about $12-$18 for what amounts to a big burrito. but she's attractive and white looking so she cleans all the beta indios out of their money at her work. clears $1000 after costs some weeks. proud of my little guera learning how to extort thirsty geeks american style

>> No.12680595

There is no way in hell the same person made both of those. Boiled corn/potatoes/seafood is actually fucking delicious, you can make one big pot and add white wine/old bay and some herbs and it turns out delicious.

Also the To-Go boxes are different in each picture.

One of these is not like the other. Hoax.

>> No.12680608

>>12680245
What the fuck does that even mean? Maybe this is some kind of bodega and you buy a plate of doritos and ramen and also get a blowjob.
Maybe "bone gonna bite duh teef" means she sucks you off or something.

>> No.12680621

>>12680608
Bone apple tea

>> No.12680630

>>12680621
no she can't be trying to say that

>> No.12680635

>>12679739
The only thing you are going to make is your .10 cents jacob.

>> No.12680796

>>12679739
>>12679740
>>12679745
At least she tries to cook until most of /ck/ who eat andpost fast food.

>> No.12680828

Jesus fuck /ck/ is full of facebook dad or just retarded. How out of touch are you all that you don't immediately understand this normie meme

>> No.12680838

>>12680608
I’m assuming it’s an expression meaning the food is so delicious that you’ll eat it so voraciously that you’ll bite it so hard that your jawbone clips through your bottom teeth and into your top teeth.

>> No.12680850

>>12680828
What's the meme? Its not even funny

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>>12679739
Nigger food

>> No.12680872

There’s a woman in my hometown that shills her shit cooking very hard. Prices are insane too. A large casserole dish of something of $30. She was shilling taco meat for $10 a pound. I also remember her trying to sell frozen home made pizzas for $20 a piece but they didn’t go over well. And retards are paying her for this shit.

>> No.12680913

>>12680796
Low IQ post

>> No.12680919

>>12679739
It's not nice to mock people trying to follow their heart.

>> No.12680920

>>12680913
>t. fast food poster

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>>12680920
Wrong, I'm not American.

>> No.12680964

>>12679739
I bet she clapped every space of her words when she quit

>> No.12680994

>>12680279
They are an unironic parody race.

>> No.12681036

>>12680994
Unpopular truth.

>> No.12681180

>>12680930
the trumpets of the apocalypse are sounding
can you hear them?

>> No.12681441

>>12680930
holy fuck this is real...

>> No.12681831

>>12680994
>>12681036
my sides

>> No.12681833

>>12679739
>>12679740
$2 worth of shrimp
$1 worth of corn
$1 worth of potato

>that'll be $15 dollah now

>> No.12681836

>>12679739
i thought it was white people who didnt season their food?

>> No.12681838

>>12681836
salt is $2 extra

long_nails_snapping_together.wav

>> No.12681840

>>12679740
How to keep my man, and my customers.

>> No.12681848

>>12680828
Maybe you should go back. I don‘t care about your social media garbage.

>> No.12681991

Hear me out guys

It's actually super complicated molecular gastronomy where the food looks simple and inelegant, but in reality it surprises the eaters with high quality, gourmet food.

>> No.12681995

>>12679745
carbs carbs cargs

>> No.12681997

>>12681441
Damn right is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nPbQG1O97U

>> No.12682016

>>12680245
>the "bone app the teeth" meme
Seems like no one on this board can take a fucking hint that she's literally joking around

>> No.12682084

>>12680570
why does everything have to come down to some of racial dominance for /pol/fags like yourself? are you really that insecure about the future of your race (and your own choice to racemix kek) that you have to get off on your chica hustling squat amerindians? feel more sorry for you desu

>> No.12682085

>>12680850
It's a memeing that black people can actually cook, when they truly cannot, and are actually like the woman in the meme. it's very meta.

>> No.12682149

>>12680872
Homegrown artisanal dinner, bro

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>>12679739
>well /ck/, is she gonna make it?

>> No.12682315

>>12679739
>Well a low country boil might n->>12679740
Did this bitch just boil it in plain water? With prepeeled shrimp, salt potatoes and the dollar sausage from the Walmart?

>> No.12682320

>>12679739
Does she blow you for 20$ too?

>> No.12682353

>>12679739
>thinking this is not a joke
yikes

>> No.12682537

>>12680930
Low IQ post

>> No.12682544

>>12679763
Wouldn't even do $5, you can get a pack of ramen and a bag of chips with twice as many for a $1 combined, the roll maybe an additional 50c from the bakery section of your local grocery store. The water is the most expensive thing and even then it would still be less than $5.

>> No.12682655

>>12682544
Where do you live that a bottle of water ranges from .50 to $5.00? That shit is like $1 tops.

>> No.12682826

>>12679739
I've got a soft spot for people who actually dare to leave their regular jobs for their dreams.
I wanted to be a chef but here I am, an IT goon at a local company

>> No.12682845

Any community that gets its laughs from pretending to be retarded will eventually be full of retards who think they are in good company.

>> No.12682861

>>12682544
Where are you getting chips that cheap, even the little single serve bags are over a dollar now

On the other hand I can buy a 24-pack of bottled water for $2.50 if not less

You're not wrong but your sense of price is strange

>> No.12683003

>>12682085
Retarded

>> No.12683337

>>12681997
The way she talks and her looks legitimately make me angry

>> No.12683358

TARSKIN NO COOK GOOD
TARSKIN TRIBE DUMB, IVORY TRIBE SMART
GURG PART OF MASTER RACE

>> No.12683511

>>12680796
how low is your iq

>> No.12683531

is this nigga seriously still doing this grugposting bs? meme died months ago transpa

>> No.12683536

>>12682861
>Where are you getting chips that cheap, even the little single serve bags are over a dollar now
Walmart sells 40-packs of those single serve packages for like 12 bucks dude. So 30c per bag each with more chips than are in that pic.

>> No.12683891

>>12682655
Lmao water is usually under 1$ for 16.9oz at your local grocer

>> No.12683939

>>12679745
>Ramen packet
>Handful of Doritos
>Prepackaged roll heated in a microwave

FIFTEEN DOLLA

>> No.12684030

>>12679745
Wtf.

A 48 pack of ramen costs $8.28. So that's 17 cents per ramen pack, and that looks like about 1 bricks worth.

A bag of dorritos costs $1.99 for 15.5 oz. That looks like maybe 1 oz of dorritos, so about 13 cents worth of dorritos

Since some other people said they were walmart rolls, It costs $3.24 to get a 12 pack of FRESH rolls from walmart, so thays 17 cents a roll.

So that's about 47 cents worth of fucking food.

All she did was throw shit in a container and make some ramen. Apparently boiling water for 3 minutes is worth $14.50

>> No.12684049

>>12679745
Forgot the water bottle.

Its 3.98 for a 32 pack of nestle bottled water from Walmart. That's 12 cents per bottle. So it's actually 59 cents worth of food

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>> No.12684361

Is this fucking doobies doghouse 2?

>> No.12684384

Why does no one on this board understand satire

>> No.12684400

I’m sure niggers would probably buy it because only they would think that meal is good

>> No.12684519

>>12679739
>>12679740
>>12679745
>$20
You can't be serious.

>> No.12686100

>>12679831
Solid advice

>> No.12686107

>>12684343
>those boiled peanuts LITERALLY look like shit
holy fuck my sides are in orbit

>> No.12686114

>>12680245
She's not serious. She's pushing the bone bite the teeth meme.

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>>12679739
>>12679740

>> No.12686117

>>12680850
/ck/ has had threads about this meme, retard.

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>>12680191
>people

>> No.12686144

>>12679739
>>12679745

>wypipo use no seasonin!'
>wypipo food ain't got no flayvuh'!

lol fucking niggers

>> No.12686145

>>12682016
Sweet summer child one day you will realize there really are people that dumb

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>>12684343
>frozen bagged corn on the cob
>mid shelf sausages
>cans of pre-boiled peanuts
>boiled eggs/possbily pre-boilded
>throw in 3-4 shrimp from a bag of frozen, shell-on shrimp
they're learning how to rob people the white people way. we must adapt.

>> No.12686638

>>12682084
this, it's all so tiresome

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>>12686144

>> No.12686705

>>12679739
>>12679740
>>12679745
That looks like a shitty school lunch, especially with that side of Doritos. That shit doesn't even look remotely warm, and has zero seasoning.

>> No.12686826

>>12681997
>the quack is in on it
Welp.

>> No.12687145

>>12681833
>plus mandatory 20% tip

>> No.12687153

>>12683891
do Americans really have 16.9oz bottles? that seems like an oddly uneven amount

>> No.12687157

>>12686144
it's obviously a joke tweet you fucking morons

>> No.12687164

>>12687153
16.9 fluid oz's is almost exactly 500 milliliters, so it's probably a European supplier, or company that operates in both.

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it's a shitty twitter meme, geniuses

>> No.12687370

>>12680279
/ck/ isn't sending their best I see

>> No.12687418

>>12679739
>>12687283
The tweet is mocking her tweet. But the sad part is there are people like that.
They usually regret it because they overestimated the effort to sell food and lack the skill to cook well enough for anyone who isn't a greedy pig to buy.

>> No.12687426

>>12679740
This is bad, but
>>12679745
this is some next level scam. The most expensive part of this meal is the fucking package.

>> No.12687457

>>12687426
>>12687418
Yeah, seeing the third tweet, it's gets obvious it's a joke, but I don't underestimate shit like this since I saw people selling a fourth of a dry ramem in bags with seaweed shreds for 50c each.

>> No.12687468

>>12687426
>post is clearly fake
>triggered /pol/ cucks come out in full force
>LoL nIGgErS aRe So DuMb

>> No.12687476

>>12687468
Living rent free.

>> No.12687498

>>12687457
Some people have this idea if they pull some depression era shit like selling homemade food or bags of treats will lead to some big pay out.
It just doesn't work.
Steve Harvey isn't going to notice your brownie "business" while in town and you're going to blow.
Selling "plates" isn't going to scale into a full blown entrepreneurial business. It just won't. Especially when you see the slop people post on social media and they lack education.

>> No.12687510

>>12687157
yea but that doesn't change my hate for niggers

>> No.12687527

Do black people really do this?

>> No.12687528

>>12684343
oh god i thought those were pickles

>> No.12687625

>>12687527
Yeah, their low-end is miserably fucking useless. Like, we have way more legitimate handicapped people than any other color of people but they still end up doing better than blacks. I saw a guy working at the front desk of the hospital last night who had one fully functional arm and no apparent use of his legs or other arm. He was well dressed and polite and had a decent job.

>> No.12687633

>>12687157
You should be used to feral sperglords by now dude, they lack the social awareness required for average communication.

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>>12687527
>Do black people really do this?

Please don't mix real Africans with your American niggers. We're from different planets when you compare our education level & culture.

>> No.12687689

What's actually happening in here? /ck/ is usually not this fucking stupid.

>> No.12687719

>>12680245
Prison food

>> No.12687729

Good on her, but I've heard horror stories of people getting absolutely fucked by the FDA and food inspectors when selling food from their homes

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>>12679763
Do you have battletoads?

>> No.12687751

>>12684384
autistic people don't even know what satire is, that's why.

>> No.12687794

>>12682845
So 4chan

>> No.12688686

>>12680796
Going to mcds takes more effort than her "cooking"

>> No.12688742

>>12680838
this post made me retarded

>> No.12688768

>>12679739
>literally boils everything that isn’t already cooked

How can you be this delusional? I’m a pretty talented home cook but professional kitchens aren’t anything like that.

People in her very neighborhood probably sell BBQ on their front yards. Black people do that and it’s where you can get some decadent ribs and shit.

Next to that mess? She wouldn’t even be competitive on her own block.

>> No.12688770

>>12679739
fuck. no.

>> No.12688829

>>12687283
what the hell does TL mean

>> No.12688841

>>12688829
considering it's twitter
I'm gonna assume it's timeline

>> No.12688890

>>12679745
Bitch couldn't even spring for Kings Hawian Buns

>> No.12688912

>>12686705
Fuck that, this looks prison tier.

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>>12687418
The tweet in the OP definitely wasn't the first of these, it seems like they started showing up around the 17th.
I assume they're making fun of someone who was seriously shilling their shitty food, but I can't find the original tweet. Probably deleted.

>> No.12689189

>>12679739
If she made the meals for The poison squad then she'd have a 100% chance of making it.

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>>12681180
The shattering of the seventh seal was many years ago, let it rain brother.

>> No.12689274 [DELETED] 

>>12679739
>>12679740
>>12679745

And niggers have the audacity to spout the "shiiiet nigga white mofugga dont season dey food bix nood" meme.

>> No.12690591

>>12680245
That's a divided plate used in nursing homes for patients with trouble eating or have difficulty using or remembering how to use a utensil. The food is also pureed which with the lack of butter on the potatoes leads me to believe that the patient is on a NAS Puree diet. Might require a feeder as well.

>> No.12691322

>>12679739
If this didn't look like normie twitter I'd think it was ironic.
It IS ironic, right?

>> No.12691696

>>12681997
Excuse me, what the fuck kind of psychologist would do this instead of helping her stop this fucking retarded obsession? Is this the consequence of tranny acceptance?

>> No.12691837

>>12682084
Mexicans are racist as fuck my dude.

>> No.12691890

>>12680608
It's a missy elliot quote

>> No.12691907

>this thread
>the genuine boomer tier disconnect with normfags
4channel wasn't this bad before the split...