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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Tue Jul 23 00:59:42 2019 No.12676744 [Reply] [Original]

Here's your dinner. Bon Appétit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:00:48 2019 No.12676746 how the FUCK do they put the fruit in that upside down cup jesus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:02:42 2019 No.12676753 >>12676744 Uhh... I'm good bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:02:56 2019 No.12676754 >>12676744 I laughed really hard at this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:05:42 2019 No.12676771 >>12676744 How much did it cost? Anything above 12 dollars is laughable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:09:41 2019 No.12676785 >>12676744 I'd be surprised if any establishment is actually selling this plate. This looks more like some random person taking a jab at fine dining. If it's real then I guess I'm just more out of touch than I thought

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:15:35 2019 No.12676811

>>12676744
Looks like a salad course to me, not a whole dinner. I'm not really a fan of the "assemble your own" dishes. In this case, I don't really think you could get the oil and vinegar in the shot glass to be enough of a vinaigrette to dress the salad well. Also, those red onions look to be raw, so there's way too many of them for this salad. Maybe if they were pickled...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:17:03 2019 No.12676819 File: 795 KB, 900x1273, 1553537982892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12676744 Amateurish!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:30:09 2019 No.12676845 >>12676746 there is a little hole in the plate they very carefully insert the fruit through the hole using tweezers and then plug the hole modern gastronomy is amazing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:53:57 2019 No.12676897 >>12676744 ...kind of based!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:55:05 2019 No.12676902 >>12676746 Put the glass on the table right side up. Fill it with shit. Place the plate face down on the glass. Flip the entire thing over. Wa la.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 01:55:50 2019 No.12676905 >>12676845 They hold the cup right side up, fill it with fruit, put plate on top and then flip the whole thing over plate side down and put it on the table

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:21:45 2019 No.12676987 This is why when I eat somewhere nice I only order a main. If they pull high price tiny portions like Frenchie OP here, then I leave and get second dinner at Mcdonalds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 02:29:05 2019 No.12677013 >>12676902 >>12676905 Very wrong and inconceivable, >>12676845 is right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:54:45 2019 No.12678052 What's in the shot glass with the olive oil? Salt water?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:56:33 2019 No.12678058 >>12676744 What do you do with the wine glass after you released your food? Shove it up your ass and clench?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 09:58:11 2019 No.12678066 >>12678052 That shot glass bottoms out early, like your mother

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:12:28 2019 No.12678106 Are people really still paying to be served worthless oil? Why not nuts/seeds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:20:22 2019 No.12678133 >>12676744 Thanks for the fruity ass appetizer, where's my main course though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:22:22 2019 No.12678144 >>12676819 >Adding Jim Jams ontop of Macaroons inside of a Ramen. Hmm..... Maybe if it was a cold creme broth with solid custard "noodles" this would be okay. Otherwise I find nothing but anger in this image.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:24:11 2019 No.12678149 >>12676902 Wouldn't the other stuff fall off the plate though?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:25:12 2019 No.12678153 >it's another /ck/ can't grasp the concept of oat cusine episode

Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:31:07 2019 No.12678168
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>>12676811
>Looks like a salad course to me, not a whole dinner.
That's a stretch.
To me, it looks like a complete joke for a picture because the onions are dangerously perched on the dirty end of a stemmed glass.
Also, that amount of vinegar and oil would dress about 6 cups of salad greens, and since they're not emulsified, the user would be forced to pour it all out, completely flooding their plate, or else only the oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:37:06 2019 No.12678186 >>12676785 Maybe the restaurant is making fun of fine dining. A lá Marcel Duchamp and art

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:41:23 2019 No.12678201 >>12678168 How the fuck do you emulsify oil & vin if its just oil & vin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 10:44:46 2019 No.12678216 File: 421 KB, 1358x768, this reminds me of a puzzle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your mimosa.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:46:30 2019 No.12678405 File: 255 KB, 1536x2048, fish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12678133 Here you go

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 11:49:11 2019 No.12678416 File: 161 KB, 217x199, taxidriver.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12676845

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:07:08 2019 No.12678680 >>12678216 D E C O N S T R U C T E D

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:10:24 2019 No.12678693 >>12676902 That doesn't make any sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 13:32:30 2019 No.12678761 >>12676746 >>12676845 >>12678052 >fruit It's a Greek salad, though I'm not sure if white vin would work well

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:35:01 2019 No.12678937 >>12676744 You know what I love with my fruit? Dirt and raw onions. Yum yum insta time!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 14:45:59 2019 No.12678971 >>12678216 >that faggot with a fucking tablet at the dinner table Have some fucking manners

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 16:38:18 2019 No.12679362 >>12676744 >that'll be $87,42 plus tip :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:33:37 2019 No.12679572 File: 266 KB, 524x372, french feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12676902 >Wa la. I don't know what I expected.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:35:48 2019 No.12679581 >>12676744 am I supposed to drink the oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:42:23 2019 No.12679606 you guys are just too pleb and poor to get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:43:41 2019 No.12679613 >>12676819 are you detached? thats an oreo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:51:34 2019 No.12679646 File: 118 KB, 600x768, vmwwz4n4jtb01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's your burger combo Sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 17:53:58 2019 No.12679656 >>12679646 Ayo let me steam up dat burger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:02:30 2019 No.12679692 >>12676819 Ah Sweet Sundae Dessert Ramen. What a time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:31:37 2019 No.12679809 >>12678149 plate after you put the glass upside down dipshit, nice bait attempt though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:32:36 2019 No.12679816 >>12678144 >>12679613 Lurk moar summer fags.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:45:26 2019 No.12679864 >>12676744 >anal rose with a side of fagola Wa la

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 18:50:16 2019 No.12679884 File: 3.28 MB, 1346x4986, desert ramen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12678144 I hate to break it to you, but...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 21:49:54 2019 No.12680540 >>12676905 bullshit they flip the table, not the plate, so they can put the fruit in the little hole before they plug it. then they bring the table out and flip it over. wa la

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:12:17 2019 No.12680616 >>12676746 Greece is in the southern hemisphere so gravity goes up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:15:50 2019 No.12680627 >>12676744 >takes all onions in mouth simultaneously, takes dressing shot, bites lemon Invigorating

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:30:57 2019 No.12680666 >>12680634 Why is there a plate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:31:45 2019 No.12680669 >>12676845 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 23 22:35:52 2019 No.12680681 >>12676744 >>12678168 >>12678216 >>12678405 >>12679646 >>12680634 >and people wonder why 4 out of 5 every restaurants fail

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