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>hear all about this shitty new cheetos thing at KFC
>decide to go try it out to see what all the hype is about
>get to KFC drive thru
>"sorry sir we no longer offer the cheetos sandwich"
>drive off and go to BK to try the impossible whopper instead
>"sorry sir we don't offer the impossible whopper at this location"
>drive off and go to mcdonalds and get a mcchicken
why the fuck do they even bother with all the shilling and advertising if they don't even offer the shit they're trying to shill to us?

>> No.12664256

>>12664250
Sounds like you live in flyoverstan

>> No.12664258

>>12664250
Sweetie, if you deserved to eat our special items we've have given you the secret password.

>> No.12664281

>go to bk at midnight
>"We're closed"
>Not what the sign says but ok
>go to has station across the street
>clearly see it being robbed through the window
>turn around and keep driving
>people are being served food at the bk
>whatever let's just go to McDonald's
>order McChicken
>"We're only serving breakfast right now"
>It's like 12:30
>Ok fine, can I get a sausage biscuit
>"We're out of biscuits"
>Ok what the fuck do you have
>finally get some food
>no drink though because they don't sell soda during breakfast and they're all out of orange juice
What the fuck Detroit

>> No.12664390
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12664390

>>12664281
>Detroit

>> No.12664396

>>12664250
>what is manufactured scarcity

sweetie, if they had the cheetos burger 365 days of the year, it would no longer be a novelty, people will start to realise it actually tastes like poo, and nobody will actually buy it

its all because of $$$$$

>> No.12664436

>>12664396

this.

it's the reason my wife only gives me a few blowjobs a year. if I was getting them all of the time I'd realize that men were better at giving head and id go back to hanging out with Steven in Dupont circle every weekend. btw I'm gay if that matters.

>> No.12664897

>>12664436
Huh?

>> No.12664933

>>12664250
the McChicken is always there for you, like a faithful and loyal dog.

>> No.12664947
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12664947

>>12664281
>detroit
that’s what you get for living in niggerville.

>> No.12664960

>>12664436
Hey, I know Steven in Dupont circle. I heard he got HIV. Bummer

>> No.12665036

>>12664947
Thankfully it was just a trip. Worst city I've been to in the entire world.