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[Anonymous No.12660188]

What is the appeal of soda/pop drinks? They all painfully burn my throat. Pic related is only tolerable when poured on ice cream.

[Anonymous No.12660203]

>soda with ice cream

[Anonymous No.12660263]

>>12660203
>he's never heard of a root beer float

[Anonymous No.12660266]

>>12660188
Taste good

[Anonymous No.12660281]

>>12660263
I have heard of it, I just find it disgustingly sweet.

[Anonymous No.12660298]

>>12660281
if you've never even had a root beer float at least once in your life, you must be some pretentious faggot or severely autistic. That's sad, really. It's like saying you spent your childhood sitting alone in a room instead of having fun outside.

[Anonymous No.12660303]

>>12660203
What the fuck are you talking about you zoomer retard? Ice cream floats are a classic. Everyone's liked them since before your great-grandparents were born.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream_float

[Anonymous No.12660311]

>>12660281
>disgustingly sweet
Keto fad cult brainwashes yet another gullible fatty.

[Anonymous No.12660337]

>>12660188
>painfully burn
That's not normal at all. Soda carbonation is just tiny little bubbles. Did you break out in hives when you got in a bubble bath as a kid? I can't imagine how anyone could be that ridiculously fragile.

[Anonymous No.12660338]

>>12660311
>dude people who don't like my cloying sugary abominations r like the actual fatties!
Enjoy your diabetes, projecting landwhale.

[Anonymous No.12660348]

>>12660298
>>12660303
lose weight

[Anonymous No.12660368]

>>12660338
>>12660348
Fuck off fatties, ice cream floats are great. Sorry your weight problems prevent you from enjoying them, but some of us have functional bodies that can still accomplish feats like processing sugar without insulin shots.
Just eat fewer calories if you have weight issues, it's not that complicated.

[Anonymous No.12660370]

>>12660338
Lol only fatties constantly worry about diabetes. Normal people have no problem enjoying sweet things.

[Anonymous No.12660391]

>>12660281
I hope in the trend of faggy unsweetened soda drinks somebody finally gets around to a birch/rootbeer flavor.
Would be good for floats and to add liquor to.

[Anonymous No.12660398]

>>12660391
>he doesn't have birchbeer and sprucebeer in every grocery

*hon hon hons bilingualy*

[Anonymous No.12660408]

>>12660398
that does look tasty, leaf.

[Anonymous No.12660410]

>>12660398
That brand of spruce beer is surprisingly bad.

[Anonymous No.12660845]

>>12660337
Maybe pain isn't the right word, but it does burn and it's always felt uncomfortable for as long as I can remember.

[Anonymous No.12660852]

>>12660188
>What is the appeal of soda/pop drinks? They all painfully burn my throat.
That's extremely weird. Soda is soothing if anything. They give it to you in hospitals when your GI tract is too fucked to tolerate real food.
And ginger ale is maybe the most stereotypical sick person drink in existence. Soda in general was developed and became so popular to begin with because of the interest people had in the soothing properties of naturally occurring effervescent springs, same reason why sodium bicarbonate's an ingredient in Alka-Seltzer.
Basically effervescence has been recognized as the exact *opposite* of burning / irritating since the fucking (real, not HRE) Roman Empire was still around, and what is wrong with you?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12352219
>In patients complaining of functional dyspepsia and constipation, carbonated water decreases satiety and improves dyspepsia, constipation and gallbladder emptying.

[Anonymous No.12661030]

>>12660368
>>12660370
>how DARE you not like my cloyingly sweet treats and eat healthily? Y-you r the real fat one!!1
Sorry, lardies, no amount of doublethink from you will make me like your candy as I haven't drenched my taste buds in sugar over the years nor will it fool anyone but yourselves.

[Anonymous No.12661038]

>>12661030
Just watch your calories if you have weight problems you idiot zoomer. Floats are a goddamn classic and you ketofags don't even really dislike sweet tasting things, you were just indoctrinated into being terrified of them and started convincing yourself you don't even enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.12661075]

>>12661038
>n-no this can't be happening, you HAVE to be a candy-loving chubster like me!!1
I don't do keto, fattie. It's pretty pathetic how you have done nothing but project a diet I don't follow, bring up weight issues out of nowhere and tell me what I allegedly like all because I said I dislike your nasty candy. Lmaoing at you, buddy, less projecting and more healthy eating will do you better.

[Anonymous No.12661082]

>>12661075
Yikes, I’ll pray for you

[Anonymous No.12661103]

>>12661075
If you aren't 300lbs then why have you researched diabetes? That's not something fit people do.

[Anonymous No.12661115]

>>12660188
I've got the same problem with carbonation burning my tongue and throat. It also leaves a really bad aftertaste, that I can only assume comes from the carbon dioxide.

[Anonymous No.12661136]

>>12661075
>weight issues out of nowhere
You're the one who brought them up though? Are you OK? Is the fat seeping into your brain?

[Anonymous No.12661153]

>>12661136
Nope, as you can see I stated here >>12660203
>>12660281
my distaste for your candy and >>12660311
sperged out on weight.
Post wrist, fattie.

[Anonymous No.12661176]

>>12661153
>Post wrist
Your turn, tubbo. Post wrist.

[Anonymous No.12661197]

>>12661176

[Anonymous No.12661214]

>>12661197
OK. You don't look fat, but I'm probably a good deal less in weight / BMI than you are.
Which I guess proves ice cream floats are perfectly fine and nothing to be afraid of.
I'm in my 30s by the way too, so you don't have to worry about getting older and having it suddenly turn you into a fat person. It's seriously all just calories if you're concerned about weight. A float on its own is harmless, not to mention I don't think anyone has an ice cream float on a daily basis. It's more of a novelty thing you do every once in a while when you remember it exists, like a chili dog.

[Anonymous No.12661227]

>>12660188
If I've gone any meaningful amount of time without having a soda, they're usually sickeningly sweet. I drink water when Baja Blast isn't around.

[Anonymous No.12661238]

>>12661214
You're not fat either and probably skinnier than me I admit, lol. Anyway I don't keep sweets or carbs out of my diet, I'm just not much of a sweet-toothed guy. My threshold for what is too sweet is perhaps placed somewhere else along the sweetness scale compared to other people.

[Anonymous No.12661256]

>mfw fat as shit and wrists of a teenage skeleton
See you faggots next challenge

[Anonymous No.12661534]

>>12660298
root beer float is an american thing. us non-americans have never had it, and as for me im never planning on having it because i dont consume ultra-processed foods

[Anonymous No.12662770]

>>12661115
that's really funny since there is no carbon dioxide in the soda, and you exhale carbon dioxide several thousand times a day.

[Anonymous No.12662802]

>>12660398
>presidents choice
What? I've never seen this flavour. Where are you located?

[Anonymous No.12662804]

>>12662802
Quebec

[Anonymous No.12662818]

>>12661238
>>12661214
This turned really civil. Good job gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.12662948]

damn so good
go suck a bag of dicks OP

[Anonymous No.12663090]

>>12661534
in australia we call them coke spiders

[Anonymous No.12663138]

>>12660852
Not him, but I don’t drink soda much, for the same reason. It’s uncomfortable to drink unless I sip it slowly.

[Anonymous No.12663154]

>>12661534
>processed
You can make your own ice cream and root beer, you know. Is this not the fucking cooking board?