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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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12658146 No.12658146 [Reply] [Original]

Give me an overview of this man

>> No.12658149

simply put... he is, has been, and will be /ourguy/

>> No.12658154
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12658154

>>12658149
>/ourguy/

>> No.12658155

>>12658149
wdym

>> No.12658157

>>12658154
>>12658155
based

>> No.12658181

shameless selfbump

>> No.12658199

>>12658146
big man
pig man

>> No.12658217

>>12658146
his arm doesn't work so good

>> No.12658229

>>12658217
What do you mean?

>> No.12658240

>>12658229
he had a 2nd stroke and lost the use of his right arm, it just hangs there in his new vids

>> No.12658243

>>12658229
You have a screenshot of Jack on your phone and are going to pretend to not know anything about him?
hmm... OK, I believe you.

>> No.12658289

>>12658243
I'm a newfag and I just took the screenshot to make this post. I know about that one video with the raw chicken, and how he choked his son, but I want to know more.

>> No.12658325
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>>12658289
oh, you can have this webm then.

>> No.12658330

>>12658289
Welcome newfriend (:

>> No.12658336

>>12658325
wtf. I'm just getting into cooking so maybe I'm missing something, but why did he pour ice water on the meat?

>> No.12658359

>>12658146
he's a pretty talented character actor and plays the part of the worlds most incompetent chef very well. its so convincing many people believe his content is completely genuine

>> No.12658383

>>12658336
He's operating under the assumption that the ice water is going to keep the burger patty juicer during cooking, it doesn't.

>> No.12658392

>>12658383
You are suppose to stick the icecub and press it down in the middle up top to keep the center from cooking. Not dilute the meat with water.

>> No.12658395

>>12658383
what a tard.

>> No.12658484

https://youtu.be/KMd-kAppXBg

>> No.12658688
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>>12658289
He moved to Tennessee because they teach kids about gay people in California and he was worried it would give Jack Jr. the gay
He thinks reading is stupid, which makes sense when you watch him fuck up instructions all the time
He thinks the best thing to do in Palestine is to drop napalm on the whole country
Jack Jr is an ameture rapper
Jr also has confirmed that the only time the kitchen is used in their home is when jack Sr makes a video. They otherwise only eat out or get takeaway/fast food
Their money is mostly from Tammy. I believe her parents bought their current house
He kicked his other son out at 16 when he caught him using weed
That son (garett I think) lives in LA and sells expensive watches to celebrities
He is a terrific father

>> No.12658701

>>12658688
b o i

>> No.12658749

>>12658688

This is exactly how I picture the average american.

>> No.12658752

>>12658749
no, he's just a living stereotype.

>> No.12658766

>>12658688
How in zeus' name would you bother knowing so much about that jibbering landwhale? Lol!

>> No.12658830

>>12658766
you go into the /ck/ threads and learn by osmosis, I'm not the guy watching the 40 minute interviews and skype chats with his brother to find out the deep stuff

>> No.12658831

>>12658484
>Those Yorkshire puddings
>That non-Newtonian marinade

Jack truly is a marvel.

>> No.12658837

>>12658749
he's basically an amalgam of all the things I hate about my country

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>>12658766
he's a fascinating specimen. Initially you get the desire to know more to try and figure out if he's a real person, then it's like watching a train wreck

>> No.12659031

>>12658688
also jr propsed on new years eve while wearing a fitted cap and a lebron james lakers jersey and has gotten pretty fat in the last 2 years

>> No.12659051

>>12659031
he stopped growing and I think he played football, it happens to a lot of them

>> No.12659053

>>12658146
Stupid fuck that can't cook for shit but still thinks he's special enough to make a youtube channel. Sign of the times.

>> No.12659067

>>12658149
no, you're thinking of masao

>> No.12659073

>>12658688
You forgot he choked out his eldest son until his eyes rolled back. I presume that's the one pictured.

>> No.12659078

>>12659073
try reading before posting

>> No.12659080

what are the odds Jack's allegedly abusive ex-wife is a smoking piece of ass and down with the brothas?

>> No.12659092

He has an incredible ability to outclass his own stupidity in new and astonishing ways. I remember a video where he was taste testing raw tomatoes, from store bought to local farmed to home grown. He went into detail about how he was having motor difficulties following his stroke, and one of those difficulties was shaking salt, as he was salting the tomatoes to taste them.

>> No.12659103

>>12659078
Like I'm gonna read an entire thread of 30+ replies before responding to one dude in a separate chain.

>> No.12659114

>>12659103
you could've read the post that it was responding to you stupid zoomer

>> No.12659151

>>12659073
that's just good parenting, he hit is mother and you do NOT strike a woman in anger