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today i drink the cheapest beer at the store.

>> No.12656029

>cheapest beer
>not malt liquor

My whole life has been a lie.

>> No.12656111

>>12656029
this is currently cheaper than Colt 45 for a six pack by 50 cents

>> No.12656130

>>12656111
You've got to factor in the abv%

>> No.12656141

>>12656130
Damn alcoholic, looking at the unit price / abv

>> No.12656177

>>12656130
I'm all about the numbers too but this actually tastes ok. not great but better than c45. I might do c45 this weekend

>> No.12656303

>>12656141
this was 9.20cad for a 6pck and 5%. we don't have it so good for beer prices in snow mexico.

what's the cheapest beer in your part of the world, beeranons?

>> No.12656321

>>12656303
>cheapest
>he isn’t a functioning alcohol who can at least afford $20 a day

>> No.12656336
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>>12656020

>alcoholic without money starter pack

>> No.12656361

>>12656321
why you gotta judge fellow beeranon? this is a happy poorfags beer thread and I'm not even buzzed yet. at least let me get 3 or 4 in me before we start the bant.

what ya drinkin tonight, anon?

>> No.12656381

>>12656336
that's the spirit. I normally grab tall cans too but they stopped chilling talls at my local cantina. I think they're on to me.

>> No.12656412

>>12656361
Hop gusher, some meme IPA from Houston. Honestly as long as it’s fresh I’m happy. Used to live near a Budweiser plant and man it was noticeably better

>> No.12656428

>>12656303
I can get a 24oz steel reserve all day every day for $1.29. Natty ice is also cheap as fuck and gets the job done.

>> No.12656482

>>12656412
never heard of it but sounds tasty. expensive?

>> No.12656496

>>12656428
we don't have Steele reserve here. it's even hard to find old eng anymore around here. c45 is the most common.
>1.29
envy

>> No.12656509

>>12656482
Not really $9.99 but on sale for $8.99 (I think, bought some other thing on sale too) for a 6 pack of 6.5%

>> No.12656541

>>12656509
happy chugging, anon. pls report back after every one and update us on your level of intox.

>> No.12656552
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I've downed 3 beer and starting to get the beer munchies. today I make ghetto asian meatballs with rice to quench the hunger.

>> No.12656556

>>12656496
What reclusive shithole are you stuck in anon?

>> No.12656565

>>12656556
west coast snow Mexico. you, anon?

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>>12656336
>Gout jambon

>> No.12656608

>>12656552
Post the cooking balls or at least finished product

>> No.12656632
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>>12656552
first we combine the ingredients. no need to measure. we are drinking after all. I think three cloves of garlic are good for this amount of beef. not like I'm getting any action tonight anyways so I'm not worried about my breath. don't forget to take a sip of beer anons.

>> No.12656636

>>12656130
No you don't, you idiot. Price is monetary.

>> No.12656642

>>12656020
>>12656111
>>12656130
>>12656303
i want these weekend warriors OUT of /ck/

>> No.12656659

>>12656608
patience fellow beeranon

>> No.12656669

>>12656659
I'll wait all night. Just want you to know im watching

>> No.12656672

>>12656642
your choice to be here, anon. no need to be aggro. hungry? sober? want to come over and eat?

>> No.12656684

>>12656541
Took a few days off from drinking so I’m feeling a good buzz, had a few plus some summer pilsner thing. Boutta chug another one now

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>>12656632
today we sub salt with fish sauce. only the cheapest fish sauce for me, anons. it's a ghetto beer thread after all. I think 3 squirts is enough. can always add more later. don't forget to take a sip of beer, anons.

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>>12656672
nigga i'm drunk, high, and running out of yay, i'll stab your ass

>> No.12656702

>>12656684
>proud.jpg

>> No.12656713

>>12656336
faxe 10% my dude with the patrician taste

>> No.12656720

>>12656693
yay is no bueno fellow beeranon but you be you. not gonna judge.

>> No.12656725

>>12656713
faxe gives me the chest burn, beeranon. take two sips on my behalf.

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>>12656689
time to crack another beer. number 4 for me.
>imfeelingit.jpg
three sips this tjme.

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>>12656745
and a splash for the dead homies. don't forget your dead homies fellow beeranons.

>> No.12656760

>>12656303
No-name beer is frequently on sale for 6.60/6 if you've got nofrills in your area

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>>12656754
now we mix. this is one of those times I wish I had the arms so I can drink while I stir. beer is looking pretty lonely right about now, anons. don't forget to take a sip.

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>>12656784
time to prep the pan. cast iron for me. can't afford the fancy SS pans and I'd rather spend the money on ghetto beer anyways. and only the cheapest canola oil for me. gotta keep shit consistent. don't forget to take a sip, beeranons.

>> No.12656827

>>12656669
thanks, anon. happy to know someone is interested in my ghetto life. don't forget to take a sip.

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>>12656811
time for the magic to happen. scoop out your portions with a spoon and ass to pan. medium heat don't want to burn my efforts. don't forget to take a sip.

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>>12656864
and the flip. oh shit I think the pans a little hot. oh well might take another sip.

>> No.12656881

>>12656864
This has been great. Remember the lost ones

>> No.12656895

>>12656020
The worst part about this post is bowen island

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>>12656874
time to prepare the rice. had some left over from last night, anons. chef mic to the rescue.

>> No.12656920

>>12656130
Dare I say it...

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>>12656901
done the meat. looking mighty ghetto anons just the way I like it. next, the sauce. don't forget to take a sip anons.

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>>12656929
sauce time. take a ghetto container and add a little water. add a little cornstarch. only the cheapest corn starch for me, anons.
>consistent.jpg
don't forget to take a sip

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>>12656952
time to deglaze the pan. drank the cooking wine last week so it's ghetto beer tonight. I miss my dead homies fellow beeranons. time for a sip.

>> No.12656974
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>>12656961
add cornstarch mix

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>>12656974
add soy sauce from last months sushi order. gotta keep it ghetto.

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>>12656982
a little sugar

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>>12656987
a little hipster sauce

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>>12656991
a dab of peanut butter for body.

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>>12656996
crack another beer while the sauce simmers and thickens. you can probably tell by now that I love my sauces. don't forget to take a sip, anons

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>>12657002
plate and drop sauce

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>>12656303
Like a $1CAD per 500mL of 5.6% beer

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>>12657019
got nothing left in the fridge but some pickled garlic. julienne a couple of those bad boys for garnish and were done. hope you enjoyed my ghetto drunken adventure and don't forget to take another sip. pls r8 and mass debate. thanks anons.

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>>12657069
one more pic, beeranons. gotta finish how I started. added a little heinz. love me my ketchup. gotta keep it ghetto.

>> No.12657158

Anyone here Labatt Max Ice here? 99 cents a 24oz in IL. Yea it's not great but sometimes if I'm going to be by myself drinking (I work 3rd shift) I just pick it up for shits (literally) and giggles.

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"Fly like a G6" ghetto Asian cook I am officially a fan tonight.

-fellow Asian Bayfag anon drinking Pliny the Elder

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Gotta love Illinois beer prices. I'm south of Chicago and I can find 11.99 30 packs of Busch, and Miller High Life or Rolling rock are always on sale for 9.99. that's about 33 cents per 12 oz can of 4-5% abv

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>>12657102
this was great. Thanks anon

>> No.12658239

>>12658161
Do you reckon the cheap prices are because of proximity to the breweries?

>> No.12658268

>>12658239
Probably, the craft beer selection in my town is pretty great, but things like goose island and brickstone breweries(local) are the most expensive in store.

>> No.12658301

>>12658268
Hmm interesting. You would think that local means lower shipping costs but at least you’ve got decent picks so you don’t have to necessarily go for the goose island or brickstone. Fucking 6 pack of Alaskan Amber ran me 10 bucks at Wally World in Nevada. I’m just happy I can get Alaskan Amber here though lol.

>> No.12659325

>>12658201
thanks and welcome, anon. should I do this again next time I pick up the cheapest beer at the store?

>> No.12659331

>>12657160
cheers Bay area hitleranon.

>> No.12659340

>>12657158
>labatt ice
not since I tried their Bock. holy I didn't realize beer could be a laxative.

>> No.12659345

>>12656895
gotta keep it ghetto

>> No.12659351

>>12656881
thanks, anon. always remember your ded homies.

>> No.12659356

>>12658161
SEVEN limes.
>>12657102
based fatass

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>>12656020
>move from Illinois
>could get anything from gas station
>even hard liquor
>move to "god's country"
>can't buy jack diddly
>gas stations/stores sell 3.2% beer
>"State Liquor Stores"
>Only open 10~ hours a day
>close on sundays, closed on holidays, closed all the damn time
>fuck this state
I REALLY want to sell all my shit and move out of this Mormon hell hole, please send help

>> No.12659836

>>12659551
it's much worse in canada

>> No.12660118

>>12659551
I feel your pain. We were a dry county until a couple years ago here in christian sharia law south when they approved a bill allowing sales of alcohol controlled by the state in the bounds of the county seat from 10-10, excepting holidays and Sunday. Possession of alcohol outside the county seat city boundaries is a lucrative misdemeanor charge so there are cops scoping the purchases and deciding if it's worth their time running it jn. Fucking fascist Christian sharia law is hell.

>> No.12661232

>>12659551
>>12660118
can you brew your own?

>> No.12662035

>>12659551
>live in illinois now
>go to the drive through liquor store all the time
hate the state but i love that

>> No.12662043

>>12656130
>turn wine bottle around
>pretend to be reading the tasting notes
>really looking for the abv declaration
They never suspect a thing.