[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 32 KB, 620x429, Randy Santel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12652741 No.12652741 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's Randy Santel, 'Atlas', the best youtube competitive eater.

>> No.12652774

>>12652741
god i wish that was me

>> No.12652841

>prays to our Lord almighty G*d before each meal
>Perfect mix of speed and volume
>Eats clean, leaves no doubt
>Dominates all over the world
>Proud American Patriot

Yep, I'm thinking he's based

>> No.12652844

>>12652741
It's kinda sad how fat and out of shape he has become. Was it worth it to become a competitive eater?

On a somewhat related note anyone ever watch beard meets food? He stays fit but his girlfriend or wife or whatever is turning into a blimp. I wonder if we have an aspiring architect on our hands.

>> No.12652848

>>12652844
Beard meets food is a narcissist, his girlfriend literally only eats garlic bread and chips.

Randy is just bulking, he'll cut back down during the off-season

>> No.12652852

>>12652741
Matt Stonie, Beard Meats Food, and LA Beast are mine.

>> No.12652856

>>12652852
Stonie is a fucking primadonna faggot, beard is a narcissist soylent, LA Beast is cool

Notorious BOB is great too

>> No.12652866

Any Wayneiacs?

>> No.12652873

>>12652866
Not gay so no

>> No.12652901

>>12652841
he vomited in my ( non ) country tho

>> No.12652909

>>12652901
you deserved it

>> No.12652934

>>12652856
you might be right, but stonie is fucking hot. beard isn't narcissistic as nate fig or erik the electric, because he has a fat ass gf, not a built weight lifter or fit type.

>> No.12652945

Mine is LA Beast, he reminds me of all the dumb jocks I knew in highschool so watching him do challenges and failing catastrophically amuses me greatly.

>> No.12652953

>>12652945
plus the fact that he has ball cancer?

>> No.12652960

for me it's knee wrap nate

>> No.12652961

>>12652953
? I thought that was Furious Pete? Beast has ball cancer too? Bummer.

>> No.12652964

>>12652953
Does he really? Now that sucks

>> No.12652975

>>12652961
Oh shit, nah you're right. I get meat heads mixed up sometimes.

>> No.12652990

matt stonie fell hard for the youtube bucks
la beast is literally nocontent
beard meets food was never that good
eric the electric became more clickbait than man
furious pete died on the inside from ball cancer
only randy "the man" santel keeps pumping out quality content

>> No.12653334

>>12652844
>He stays fit but his girlfriend or wife or whatever is turning into a blimp.
He probably likes chunkers.

>> No.12653481

>>12652848
Rnady always says he's going to cut but he never does.
>>12652844
I noticed this to, I remember seeing photos of her skinny and she was pretty good looking

>> No.12653784

>>12652945
He seems like a nice guy. Also, I wish to put my hoohoodilly in his chacha.

>> No.12653817

>>12652844

I thought that was his mum driving him around.

>> No.12653850

>>12653481
Never seen her skinny, but her personality seems okay. He makes fat jokes and picks on her for only liking garlic bread, not maliciously though and it's taken well.

>> No.12653875

>>12653850

I bet she takes it up the chuffer.

>> No.12655324

>>12653875
mmm garlic poop

>> No.12655595

>>12655324
oof

>> No.12655615

>>12652844
He did get fat as shit for a while but he always bounces back. He's just a big guy.

>> No.12655712

>>12652741
This guy is boring as fuck. He eats slower than your average fatass, and his personally is like cardboard. Why do people like him?

>> No.12655820

>>12655712
t:beta cuck

he's humble as fuck, friendly, travels the world eating free food and dominates food challenges like a beast, he's the perfect combination of speed and volume to get thesr challenges down without being a weird autismo eater who stretches their stomach with gallons of watwr each day

>> No.12655838

>>12652741
Thats not LA BEAST

>> No.12655841

>>12655838
good

>> No.12655891

>>12655820
Yeah, I'll pass. I might as well watch mukbangs.

>> No.12655914

>>12655891
Enjoy being a soylent low T faggotron then

>> No.12655968
File: 15 KB, 300x300, 1544649523146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12655968

>>12655914
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH HE DOESNT LIKE MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER

>> No.12656287

>>12652741
The Storm. Don't know if he's on YT anymore though.

>> No.12656513
File: 307 KB, 1000x808, 1562870707357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12656513

>>12652945
>there are people still so absolutely bootyblasted by their highschool bullies that they watch eating youtubers just to see them suffer and project their weird revenge fantasies onto

>> No.12658347
File: 348 KB, 1920x1080, snapshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12658347

BadlandsChugs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xa6F7ntzJU

>> No.12658777

>>12652841

>Praying our lord before indulging in glutony.

Americans please stop fucking up christianism, thanks.

Also Matt Stonie is way better at eating than this guy. Watching Randy Santel eating is worse than watching woman sports. If you're going to look at a dude eating large quantities of food then do it with the man who eat the largest quantity of food, not some 6 pounder pussy.

>> No.12660589
File: 120 KB, 554x400, dabn1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12660589

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOUmxEpIWjU

>> No.12660600

>>12658777
Stonie is based as fuck
>>12660589
as is the Beast

>> No.12660611
File: 2.93 MB, 720x404, Egg A Beast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12660611

LA BEAST HERE! I'm actually the best competitive eater on Youtube but I like all of you and I appreciate you guys.

>> No.12660616
File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, yuka2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12660616

女神様

>> No.12660621

>>12660616
Doesn't count, people only watch that shit to jack off

>> No.12660632
File: 2.63 MB, 210x170, imagine.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12660632

>>12660621
Surely nobody would jack off to this.

>> No.12660639

>>12658777
>praying before eat the totally unnecessary m*at for vanity
Do americans also pray before hunting for likes?

>> No.12660644

>>12660611
L.A. Beast is the only youtuber that I like every video of his I watch, because he deserves it.

>> No.12660654
File: 37 KB, 296x303, LA BREAST FOR LIFE HAVE A NICE DAY.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12660654

>2012+7
>not BEASTIN'
Yikes!

>> No.12660661

>>12660654
the hat should be backwards and his hand should be red and dripping with toilet water

>> No.12660709

>>12658777
No one is as clean as Randy, leave no doubt.

>> No.12661212

has anyone seen this guy video before?
https://www.youtube.com/user/Zermatt

>> No.12661226
File: 92 KB, 1280x720, shocnie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12661226

for me it is shoenice

>> No.12661577
File: 141 KB, 1080x1350, braut_training.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12661577

>>12652741
I'll put money on him using one of these to train up his stamina.

>> No.12661647

>>12652964
Eating and drinking decades old food will do that to ya.

>> No.12661667
File: 207 KB, 1024x768, Bering_Strait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12661667

>> No.12661695
File: 62 KB, 660x525, 1530238701060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12661695

>>12660654
>haven't watched his videos in years
>decide to check the channel
>he's in a fucking lab coat using pressurized hydro pumps to drink Big Macs through his nose with tubes beakers and shit all over the place

>> No.12661705

>>12661226
Rip

>> No.12662086
File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, World Record Maple Syrup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12662086

Beast has the most Guinness records.

>> No.12662692

>>12660616
i wanna rub her belly when shes laying down farting

>> No.12662745
File: 92 KB, 498x328, tenhhor.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12662745

>>12660632

>> No.12662747
File: 60 KB, 660x533, under the volcano.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12662747

>>12662086
She's so pretty and professional looking. If I passed her on the street I'd feel like shit for the rest of the day thinking about how much better than a lowly slob like me this successful businesswoman was. I'd cry myself to sleep thinking about how I'll never be a rich stockbroker who actually gets to romance such fine specimens as her.
I would never know that she was in fact on her way to see how quickly a fratbro could chug some maple syrup.

I suppose the lesson to take from that is that things aren't always as out of reach as they seem.

>> No.12662749

>>12661695
I honestly believe the LA Beast would find a way to send himself the moon using nothing but common powertools if someone challenged him to.

>> No.12662751

>>12662747
She's probably a min wage worker m8

>> No.12662758

>>12662751
That was the point of the post; she looks way more high class than she is.

>> No.12664110

>>12662749
Beast is powered by Belief. If he believes it hard enough, it can happen.

>> No.12664120
File: 6 KB, 251x186, warboss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12664120

>>12664110

>> No.12664148
File: 2.81 MB, 852x480, Bright Idea.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12664148

>>12664120
I wanted to leave the /tg/ shit where it belongs, but yeah pretty much.

>> No.12664150

>>12660611
Are you really the la beast?

>> No.12664154

>>12664148
That has to be blown sugar.

>> No.12664163
File: 2.85 MB, 1280x720, Have a good day.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12664163

>>12664154
He gives a pretty good explanation that once you break down glass enough it's basically just sand.

>> No.12664554

>>12658347
based
wonder how long he has until he dies though

>> No.12665952

>>12658777
He isn't fat, so far as as I know, he needs that food.

>> No.12666091

>>12658347
Ok, this is extremely degenerate but also dangerously based.

>> No.12666893

>>12664154
This dude has been to the hospital to have his stomach pumped after chugging 1/4 bottle of Everclear, I highly doubt he faked eating lightbulbs.

>> No.12666932
File: 299 KB, 1427x1433, 1521258006232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12666932

>>12652741
This is LA Beast territory, fuck off.

>> No.12666952
File: 34 KB, 847x469, shoe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12666952

>lol hey dudes let's just shit on this guy that has an obvious legitimate mental illness haha it'll be funny
I met this dude when I went to Denver and he's one of the most friendly motherfuckers I've ever met. Seeing his videos and the comments it makes me sick how quick people are to talk shit about a guy who clearly isn't "all there", so to speak