/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12649462]

Went to a sushi place and dodged the tip by getting it to go and staying, the waiter didn't like it but he had to serve me.

Fucking wage cucks

How do you fuck over wagies at your local food house?

[Anonymous No.12649473]

>>12649462
>wagies fucking over wagies

[Anonymous No.12649490]

After I eat I go in the bathroom, shit on the floor, and then steal the tip jar on the way out

Front of house scum don't report tips for taxes so I threaten to report them to the IRS if they call the police.

[Anonymous No.12649499]

>>12649462
That sake and edamame sure don't look like they were ordered to go.

[Anonymous No.12649500]

>>12649490
Based, I jack off in the bathroom and then insist on shaking the waiters hand with cum in my palm

[Anonymous No.12649526]

>>12649462
Well, if I don't want to tip, I just don't give them any money.

It confuses me to hear people say we need to do something to stop tipping culture. The power to stop tipping is in every person's own control.

[Anonymous No.12649527]

my state made it so servers get minimum wage so no more tips its nice

[Anonymous No.12649536]

>>12649499
>He doesn't bring his own bowls and sake bottle when going for sush

It's like you want salmonella.

[Anonymous No.12649581]

>>12649526
wow look at this badass autist. Also, sometimes they include a mandatory tip on your bill anyways.

[Anonymous No.12649593]

>>12649490
>>12649500
Ron perlman, please go.

[Anonymous No.12649624]

>>12649581
>Implying Anon has ever dined with one other person, much less a party of 8

[Anonymous No.12649641]

>proud to be a nigger
Poor soul

[Anonymous No.12649874]

>>12649581
If you see that shit you have to cause more damage than the tip is worth, but do it subtly. Send back food because your fire taco is too spicy, shit in the urinal, "trip" on your way out and throw your doggy bag everywhere.

[Anonymous No.12650454]

>>12649462
you must be fun at parties