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12642722 No.12642722 [Reply] [Original]

What do you pack your kids for lunch?

>> No.12642725

>>12642722

>loving your kids
>sending them to government schools

pick one, and only one.

>> No.12642746

>>12642725
Great contribution.

>> No.12642747

Why would I have kids? They're ugly little sodomites, cast the porcine little shits into the gulf.

>> No.12642758

Only shithole countries and Norgay make you pack your kids lunch.

>> No.12642761

>>12642758
How the hell is Africa going to make kids pack their lunch? Here's a bag, fill it with nothing little faggot.

>> No.12642775

>>12642761
>Africa is a country

>> No.12642777

>>12642775
Africa is full of countries, dum dum.

>> No.12642787

>>12642747
I see you partook in plenty of sodomy when you were a little porcine shit, too bad you didn't get thrown into the gulf. I do hope that your fissures have healed by now though.

>> No.12642790

>>12642787
>i don't know these words so i can only copy you
Here, I'll post for you specifically: faggot shit fuck faggot faggot shit

>> No.12642791

>>12642722
give them 20 bucks to go the mcdonalds

>> No.12642794

>>12642761
>africa
>schools
pick one

>> No.12642795

>>12642794
Valid.

>> No.12642798

Two Vegemite sandwiches and a mini pack of chips.

>> No.12643010
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>>12642722
>4chan
>has kids

Yeah, sure. I miss Capri Sun

>> No.12643014

>>12642722
Doritos and Mountain Dew

>> No.12643030

>>12642722
A glock

>> No.12643035

>>12642722
Peanut butter, cheezits, an apple and a juice box. Every day.

>> No.12643057

>>12642722
mcdonalds and KFC

>> No.12643066

>>12642722
Typical lunches are some kind of sandwich, his favorite is tuna, but I don't want him getting too much mercury, so I only pack it once or twice a week. Other sandwiches include roasted turkey, lettuce, tomato, and mustard, and almond butter or sunflower seed butter with homemade jam. Then, he also gets either vegetable sticks or baked chips (I alternate), some kind of fruit ( depending on what we have), and either a can/bottle of V8 (his favorite) or money to buy milk. They also have a cold water dispenser in their cafeteria that he gets cups from at lunch.

>> No.12643074

>>12643066
Awwe. You sound like a good parent. Can I have a hug? :)

>> No.12643081

>>12643074
*gives big hug* sure thing, anon!

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>>12643081
Do you know how to make liver and onions? My mom died when I was young and she cooked that for me all the time.

>> No.12643098

>>12643066
>>12643074
>>12643081
GMI

>> No.12643101

>>12643093
Yeah, I do. Learned that from my mom. Sorry about your mom, anon. I'd make you some liver and onions to cheer you up.

>> No.12643106

>>12642722
wtf is this shit nigger just make them a sandwich

>> No.12643112

>>12643066
Fuck off carnist. Children are meant to be raised vegan.

>> No.12643251

>>12642798
Based

>> No.12643255

>>12643112
Children are meant to be raised WELL, which means no mentally ill veganism around them.

>> No.12643257

>>12643112
Children being fed a vegan diet are being neglected they should be taken off their abusers and given a home where people actually care about their health.

>> No.12643587

>>12642722
>tfw mommy didn't love me enough to make me a lunch
>or any other food
>i subsisted on canned things and frozen tv dinners i could make myself until i could use a stove and make more complex stuff like ramen and rice
>soy sauce for the rice was a rare treat, if there were any packets floating in the cupboards from leftovers from takeout
>still fond of shitty white rice with soy sauce to this day as a comfort food
>white
feels bad man.

>> No.12643595

Generally a sandwich (some meat, cheese), fruit, juice, some type of cracker, cheese stick, and yogurt or applesauce.

>> No.12644291

>>12642722
3 slice whole wheat sandwich
Piece of fruit
Milk box

>> No.12645056
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>>12643066
>ABSOLUTELY WHOLESOME

>> No.12645067

>>12642790
>faggot shit fuck faggot faggot shit
What did he mean by this?

>> No.12645084

Ma used to pack me a thermos of Chef Boyardee ravioli, an orange, and a can of Coke.

>> No.12645085

>>12642758
imagine hating your kids so much you'd force them to eat public school cafeteria food

>> No.12645094
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>>12642761
>Here's a bag, fill it with nothing little faggot.

>> No.12645134

>>12642722
What the fuck is wrong with you OP? I don't eat my kids.

>> No.12645176
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12645176

Give them cash so they can buy the best parts out of other kids lunches

>> No.12645287

>>12645176
I used to do this all the time because I missed the first day of school where they taught the lunch line. I didn't know how it worked ( pretty much everyone had free lunch tickets except me ). Used to pay to get those pizza pockets. Mmm

>> No.12645299

>>12642722
I'm not a parent but I'd pack my kid a whole wheat peanut butter sandwich, one of those premiere protein things to drink, a bottle of water, and either fruit or a light treat like a rice crispy treat.

>> No.12645412

>>12642722
Bump.

I have an event with my sister, her husband, their kids and while I have pretty good ideas for snacks / drinks, I'm looking for something nutritious and good tasting.

RN, I'm going for grilled chicken breast cut in strippes, bacon, veggies and ranch sauce burrito and chicken with mango guacamole and salsa burrito.

Yay / Nay / or am I making this too complicated for nothing?

>> No.12645430

>>12645412
Feed them berries. Just make sure they CHEW them! Haha! Or they'll choke.

>> No.12645434

>>12642747
You were a kid once too

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>>12643112
Enjoy your 4'11 malnourished teenager.

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>>12645430

>> No.12645605

>>12645412
its a little kid they dont need a 700 calorie burrito for lunch anon

>> No.12645652

>>12642746
t. Dept of Education

>> No.12645750

>>12645605
They got parents? And I don't plan to forcefeed them a whole burrito each either.

>> No.12646085

>>12642722
Kids?

>> No.12646117

>>12646085
Is 26 and fucked too old and experienced to be here?

>> No.12646120

My son's school doesn't allow the kids to bring PB&J due to peanut allergies. Usually he has a dry turkey and cheese sandwich on a pita or tortilla, an apple or a handful of grapes, carrot sticks or those veggie puff things. Sometimes a couple tootsie rolls or starburst.

>> No.12646127

>>12645412
I don't think that ranch and mango go together, no. I also think that cali avocado bacon chicken shit is overrated. I appreciate your honest response though, gonna pop my fox tail in now.

>> No.12646128

>>12646120
Just cover the kid's clothes/belonging in peanut powder. Let natural selection weed out the genetic defects in the school so they don't teach your son that it's ok to be a failure.

>> No.12646135

>>12646128
Peanut powder is so much better in calories though, just add water. So many uses.

>> No.12646141

>>12646135
It really is good stuff

>> No.12646341

>>12643112
Vegan babies always die, always. They need milk and if not that formula.

>> No.12646352

>>12646341
HUMAN MILK IS NOT THE SAME ANON, WE DON'T HAVE HUMAN FARMS!?!?!?!