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>"Welcome, what kind I get for you?"

Well?

>> No.12639797

Can someone post the furry taking a shit on a footlong? I'd like that please.

>> No.12639803

for me, its the meatball

>> No.12639813
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>>12639795
Grilled chicken with pepper jack cheese toasted on 9 grain honey oat or whatever its called. Red onion, spinach, pickle or jalapeno. Chipotle and ranch. If you want to get degenerate put ground up cool ranch doritos on top.

>> No.12639815

You DO flirt with the sandwich girl every time you go to Subway, right anon?

>> No.12639818

Is it just me or are women getting chubbier these days?
Also, I'll take chicken breast on wheat with cheddar. Not toasted. Spinach, onion, banana peppers, and a bit of ranch.

>> No.12639821

>>12639797
haha me as well haha i think it would be very funny to post it haha

>> No.12639824

Fuck yo Subway job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmCfLA8_J6k

>> No.12639827

I'll take the Spyro special

>> No.12639835

>>12639813

>Ground up cool ranch Doritos

That isn't a thing is it.....?

>> No.12639838

>>12639795
>Hey Amber! Yup back again already. You really should have come to that concert with me, it was SO much fun! I'll take my regular: oven roasted chicken on honey oat with lettuce, onions, green pepper, jalapeno, pepperoncinis, spicy mustard, mayo and a little sweet onion teriyaki. There's another concert next Thursday, w-would you want to go to that?

>> No.12639843

>>12639815
no im too beta i always go through the drive through
>"that'll be $11.78"
>h-here you go
>"heres your change your food will be right out"
>t-thanks!
>"here you are anon. the straw is in the bag"
>y-you too!

>> No.12639845

>>12639835
they sell the bags there. just grab one and crunch it up. Open your sandwich, open the bag, and pour it on.

When I was really stressed during my studies it hit the spot. Sometimes I get it that way still but the most of the time I dont.

>> No.12639854

>>12639843
What subway has a drive through?

>> No.12639862

>>12639854
One near me had one.

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>do you want this toasted
No
>what kind of cheese do you want on it
Pepper jack
>and did you want this toasted?
No, I did not
>american cheese?
No, pepper jack
>and it's not toasted, right?

>> No.12639876

>>12639854
new(er) ones do

>> No.12639881

>>12639813
>>12639864

Pepper jack patrician reporting in

>> No.12639883

>>12639864
Dude, the sandwich girl is fucking exhausted. Give her a break. Say she has pretty hair or that she must be happy the day is half over.

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>>12639827

>> No.12639899
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>>12639887

>> No.12639916

>>12639795
Toasted foot long ham and turkey with cheddar and bacon on Italian bread with lettuce, tomato, cucumber and honey mustard sauce with a bag of nacho cheese Doritos and a medium Sprite please you sexy minx you.

>> No.12639922

Turkey, provolone, bacon, red onion, lettuce and optionally spinach for more fiber, Italian herbs and cheese footlong, Chipotle sauce. Untoasted.

>> No.12639924

Chubby chasers are disgusting

>> No.12639930

>>12639887
>posting pieces of the forbidden one

>> No.12639954

>>12639795
chicken bacon ranch melt. on cheese bread, toasted. american cheese. double cheese comes on that and yes i want it. lettuce, tomato, onion and extra ranch dressing. 2 cookies and a 64oz coke.

>> No.12639967
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>>12639887
>>12639899

>> No.12639992

>>12639824
Why are black people so racist and homophobic?

>> No.12640024

>>12639824
would i have gotten shot if i was in there laughing at the whole thing?

>> No.12640445

>>12639883
Very based complimenting anon

>> No.12640583

I used to work at subway. I'm in college now, but lemme tell ya, the things people would get? DISGUSTING

I'm talkin
>Flatbread
>Tuna
>Guac
>Marinara
>toasted
>sweet onion
>extra jalepenos

A black dude ordered this. Hell, most blacks ordered some nasty shit.

Happy to be out of there.

>> No.12640588

>>12639795
>directions to literally anywhere else

>> No.12640673

>>12639795
Yeah directions to the nearest Jimmy John's please.

>> No.12640685

>>12639824
At what point do you just tell them to leave? For me it would've been "faggot ass fag."

>> No.12641051

>>12640583
sounds good, desu.

>> No.12641078

>>12639795
fucking subway, Quiznos was better

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>>12639887
>>12639899

>> No.12641101

Spicy Italian on italian herbs and cheese bread with american cheese. Spinach, black olives, jalapeños, extra jalapeños, and light mayo.

>> No.12641171

>>12639795
12in meatball
Add pepperoni
Add provalone
Toasted
Add Bell peppers
Black olives
Banana peppers
Parmasean cheese

>> No.12641175

>>12639795
Chicken Bacon ranch on some corn fed buns if you know what I mean.

>> No.12641221

>>12641051
Nigger

>> No.12641442

>>12640583
I once had someone order a veggie herb and cheese with extra cheddar, toasted, with just pickles, olives, and mayo. Some middle aged guy got it for his kid.

>> No.12641480

>>12639824
>Work at Mcdonalds
>This guy comes in
What do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Giz554Vt6k

>> No.12641495

>>12641480
''SHE SHOULD'VE SWALLOWED YOUR PUNK ASS !! Lettuce''

>> No.12641567

>>12639797
spyro subway?

>> No.12641583

>>12639795
A whole turkey heh

>> No.12641598

>Go to Subway
>Fill out survey to see if I get a free sub or something
>Put all highest ratings except for one item, for which I put second highest
>Get an email later that day from the manager apologizing for my experience
I can never go back...

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>>12639899
Whenever I see this image, I think of Ricardo Antonio Chavira.

>> No.12641673

>>12639795
one live chicken, duck tape, a sharpie marker, a case of beer and vaseline

>> No.12641849

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnyVE1go2vs

>> No.12641884

>>12639795
footlong italian or white, non-toasted, mozzarella, chicken schnitzel, extra pickles, capsicum, red onion, spinach leaves, garlic aioli sauce, salt & pepper. will take a 600ml coke zero and a macadamia nut biscuit love.

>> No.12641945

>Foot long sub is too much for one sitting
>6 inch isn't enough

9 inch sub when?

>> No.12641962

>>12639883
>do you want this toasted
No
>what kind of cheese do you want on it
Pepper jack
>and did you want this toasted?
No, I did not
>american cheese?
No, pepper jack
>and it's not toasted, right?
You have pretty hair.
Oh, if looks could kill

>> No.12642001

>>12641849
Was Tom Green the original troll?

>> No.12642110

>>12639795
Directions to the nearest Quiznos.

>> No.12642118

>>12639803
Their marinara's too sweet in my experience

>> No.12642120

>>12642110
way to steal a joke from the wendy's twitter, dumbass

>> No.12642121

>>12639795
i dont go to subway

>> No.12642149
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12642149

>Work at Subway(EU)
>Get customers coming in asking if we sell fried onions, icecream, fries, hamburgers
>Get customers who have literally never been to a Subway before so they don't know how it works
>mfw Europeans are somehow more stupid than NA

>> No.12642221

>>12641884
come again?

>> No.12642290

>>12639824
I can't tell who's being more based in this video:

>The lady absolutely destroying this wagie while politely ordering a sandwich with his other coworker

>The dude smugly trolling her from behind the counter watching her get angrier and angrier, knowing full well he can get in as many potshots as he wants while the lady can't do anything physical to him

Honestly, blacks are pretty funny people, even if they're doing it unintentionally.

>> No.12642311

>>12639815
>"Welcome to Subway. What can I get you?"
>"You can get on all fours you naughty fucking slut"

>> No.12642329
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>>12639795
I really fucking hate subway.

>> No.12642333

>>12641884
>nut biscuit
Lol gross

>> No.12642359
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>>12639887
>>12639899

>> No.12642556

>>12642149
Well, DUH! They could never stack up against the STRONGEST, SMARTEST, most AWESOME country on this miserable rock of a planet.
USA! USA! USA!

>> No.12642593

>>12639838
>Sorry anon but you're not my type

>> No.12642600

>>12639795
>what kind I get for you?
Is she a chink or a ruski?

>> No.12642609

>>12639795
I usually get honey wheat bread with whatever shitty variety is the cheapest that day because most of their meat is garbage anyhow.
>provolone
>mayo/mustard
>chipotle, ranch, or sweet onion depending on the day
>spinach
>tomato
>onions
>vinegar and oil
Depending on my choice of sauce, pretty much anything else might get slapped on there. I’m not picky and I don’t like to get the same shit every single time.

>> No.12642705
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>>12640583
Does it even matter what "gross" ingredients someone orders in their Subway sandwich?
They all taste exactly the same, with some extremely subtle differences if you get a lot of a very strongly flavored ingredient (like I don't know, drowning it in mustard).
For a week straight I just endeavored to only eat there and change up my order as much as I could every time, and yet the differences in taste between sandwiches were extremely marginal at best.

The only thing that managed to change the taste significantly was the type of bread, but even then it hardly feels like an accomplishment when the only two tastes you can ever feel are "Bread" and "Ingredient slurry".

>> No.12642739

>>12639795
The directions to publix

>> No.12642781

>>12642290
>nigress acting like a nigress
>based

>> No.12642783

>>12642333
don't talk shit about macadamia nuts.
>>12642221
what are you having trouble with?

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12642797

>extra mayo white boy?

>> No.12643292

for me it's the 12'' subway club
toasted
pepper jack and cheddar
cucumber, spinach, tomatoes, onion and pickles
mayo and sweet onion

>> No.12643879

>>12642781
anything that entertains me is objectively fucking based

>> No.12644041

>>12639795
Boy this place has changed a bit. All of my old favorites are off the menu.
I guess gimme a European Portuguese TV rip of Sailor Moon Crystal and a side of Herkz complaining about honorifics on Twitter.

>> No.12644049

>>12639795

You...

>> No.12644066
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>>12639797

I only have one of the cards required to summon that

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>>12639797
>>12639827
>>12639887
>>12639899
>>12639967
>>12642359
>>12644066
you'll niggas cowards

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>>12644101
AW FUCK HE DID IT

>> No.12644152

>turn 360 degrees
>walk out the store
>go to a better eating establishment

>> No.12644732

>>12639795
toasted italian, philly steak, southwest sauce,

>> No.12644760
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>>12639795
>Italian/Sourdough/Ciabatta
>Tuna
>Ham
>Pepperoni
>Provolone Cheese (optional)
>Lettuce
>Mayo
>S&P

You should try it sometime, Anon. It's good.

>> No.12644776

>>12639795
Whole wheat foot long
Teriyaki Chicken
Swiss
Toasted
Spinach
Green Peppers
Banana Peppers
Pickles
Lite Mayo

I get this every single time and I never get bored of it. It's the ultimate sub.

>> No.12645452

>>12641171
Yeah those banana peppers were amazing when I visited the US
Wish they had them here

>> No.12645479

>>12642609
I don't get how people can have "an order"
Even at McDonalds, which I've been to more than a hundreds times, I wouldn't be surprised if Ive never had the same order twice

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>>12644066
I have another

>> No.12645968
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>>12645961
and another

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>>12645968

>> No.12645986

>>12645978
No one has had the balls to post the full picture in so long I’ve forgotten what it is.

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>>12645978

>> No.12645993

>>12639795
A squeeze of those fun bags please!

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>>12645988

>> No.12646020

>>12645997
Just finished playing the remastered Spyro trilogy and spit my drink out from laughing irl. Thanks anon

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>>12645997
enjoy your three days
I figured you'd earned at least a single (you) before you left

>> No.12646031

>>12645997
Nice.

>> No.12646034

>>12641442
that's just a toasted cheese with pickles and olives wtf is your problem

>> No.12646073

>>12645997
well worth the ban

>> No.12646086

>>12639795
My curry friend tried U.S. Subway exactly once.

How do they fuck up bread?

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>>12645986

>> No.12646320

>>12639818
Women get told by other women and men that they're beautfiul no matter what size they are. It's a nice sentiment, but women also like to call out short guys and ugly guys. I've been called ugly since middle school, which is part of the reason I've spent so much time working out.

>> No.12646324

>>12639795
Why would people not want their sandwiches toasted? Just a question, I want to know if I should try something new in the future.

>> No.12646333

>>12641101
This is exactly what I used to get. We should be gay husbands together

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>>12646297

>> No.12646391
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12646391

MAAAA MAAAAAAA GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB GIB MIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WANT THE MILKIES GIB GIB GIB
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO FUCKING HORNY IM PUNCHING MY DICK

>> No.12646478

>>12646391
Post your address and I'll send you a few million MILK from 0x2c57efa6ff26245cdd0f721dbe8c8a02f6ee214f

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>>12639795

>Lemme get uhhh
>foot long Italian herb and cheese with pepper jack cheese
>only toast bread and cheese
>Italian BMT
>Lettuce, Tomato, Cucumber, extra jalapeno
>ranch and mayo
>Y'all got those white chocolate raspberry cheesecake cookies? Lemme get 2 of them

>> No.12646860

>>12641442
That's not a big deal, it's just a toasted cheese sandwich with pickle and olives. That's pretty close to what my younger brother used to get, but he'd get a toasted turkey, pickle, olive with mustard and mayo. Most kids have pretty basic palates.

>> No.12646877

Sigh....If I have to eat here, I'll have a Veggie Delight with all the vegetables, swiss cheese, and honey mustard, oh and pepper, on herb cheese bread. Yes, yes, I meant ALL the vegetables. Yes, even the jalapenos. Yes, ALL THE FUCKING VEGETABLES. Are you hard of hearing?

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>>12639795
I'll take uhhh italian herbs and cheese toasted, chicken schnitzel with old english cheese. I'll have lettuce, onion, olives, pickles, cucumber, tomato and spinach and for sauces can I please get ranch, chipotle and hot sauce. Thanks boss.

>> No.12647590

>>12642705
Your taste buds are broken anon.

>> No.12647966

>>12639795
Your panties, so I can sniff and lick them

>> No.12648161

>>12639815
no it comes off as pathetic

>> No.12648167

>>12642149
based

>> No.12648175

>>12647966
>>>/r9k/
you need to return to your people

>> No.12648176

>>12639795
Literally just had a melt, but normally I get the spicy Italian. Always 9-grain wheat and spinach, onion, and brown mustard

>> No.12648713

>>12648175
Very generous of you

>> No.12648726

>>12639854
one by me has it, and it takes longer than going in

>> No.12648738

>>12639795
Why are you so fat you stupid bitch? I thought subway was healthy food why don’t you lose weight you fat disgusting pig bitch

>> No.12648798

>>12642290
It stops being funny when the nigs pull out the guns.

>> No.12648825

>>12647583
not a bad order, white boy

>> No.12648879

>>12648738
She has good Norks