/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12628665]

What would you have to do to make the eggs this weird?

[Anonymous No.12628703]

>>12628665
fry them in a dirty pan that's already been used yesterday and pour some beer over them when they are ready

[Anonymous No.12628815]

Is that Joe Rogans breakfast?

[Anonymous No.12628823]

>>12628665
god damn it brogan why are you eating this shit

[Anonymous No.12628832]

>>12628665
Fuck off with this joe rogan garbage. I have no idea why anyone cares about that literal fag.

[Anonymous No.12628837]

>>12628665
>unpeeled avocados sitting in grease
fucking disgusting;

Avacado and eggs is a retarded combo anyway, it's two rather subtle flavors that just blend into each other making an undiscernible mush. Who the fuck came up with this BS?

[Anonymous No.12628851]

>idiot who can't cook
>"cooks" a million minimal effort meals that mostly amount to throwing shit on a plate with poorly cooked eggs
>grins happily like the blithering retard he is at his creation
>posts it on social media as if it were something to be proud of

Fucking moron

[Anonymous No.12628901]

>>12628851
it really is embarrassing
and i've mentioned this before. i have met joe rogan. i am no giant at 5'10". but i absolutely dwarfed him. i would put him around 5'5". he is genuinely tiny and he probably had elevator shoes on
my first thought when i saw OP's pic was: this has to be a joe rogan post
joanna lists as 5'6" and is almost certainly barefoot for weigh-ins here, and it isn't unusual for a fighter to lie about their dimensions. joe is at least in shoes, and possibly in elevator shoes

im telling you the guy is so tiny it is hard to keep your composure around him

[Anonymous No.12629090]

>>12628665
just get high before you cook and yo shit'll be all fucked up