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I’m an amerikanski going to Poccya next month and am trying to put together a list of Russian foods to try while I’m there.
What do you recommend?
Is Bear meat commonly available there?

>> No.12623325

>>12623320
I’m gay btw, not sure if that matters haha

>> No.12623360

>>12623320
>Is Bear meat commonly available there
Nah. There is one bear pate in collection of game delicacies at some shops near me but i don't like them. Animals breaded to be tasty >> other animals.
T. Ate crocodiles and shit

>> No.12623399

Why would you go to that organized crime shithole? You looking to end up dead? You probably won't make it home. Or you'll come home raped and robbed.

>> No.12623417

>>12623399
Based cockhole.

>>12623320
>What do you recommend?
Sipping a ton of kvass, of course.

>> No.12623430

>>12623417

I'm not kidding, they will loot you just the same as any poverty African nation. We wanted to go their in the 80s for violin making competitions but it was wayyy to dangerous, and now it's a goddamn free for all. You won't see home as an American or english speaker.

>> No.12623437

>>12623430
>and now it's a goddamn free for all
You're like 20 years too late, boomer.

>> No.12623441

>>12623437

It's gotten so much better. lol. You morons. It's 40 years, dumbass.

>> No.12623442

>>12623325
This is pretty obvious bait but in case it’s not, you will get your ass beat if you are visibly gay in Russia

>> No.12623446

>>12623441
>It's 40 years, dumbass.
I was referring to a "free for all" period.

>> No.12623448

>>12623430
The 90s was the most dangerous time to be in Russia, crime rates have fallen quite a bit

>> No.12623449

>>12623446

Which made everything less lawful and more predatory. ok. great. Yeah the berlin wall and collapse of communism made everything worse.

>> No.12623450

>>12623442
It's a bait but OP is probably going to Moscow or Saint Petersburg anyway and no one there gives a flying fuck.

>> No.12623455

Go to City 40. They have great prawns.

>> No.12623488

>>12623399
My travel companion is fluent in Russian and has spent a good amount of time there. I’m not worried about it.

>> No.12623491

>>12623450
I am going to both of those places for 5 days each, and I am not a homosexual

>> No.12623496

>>12623488

take a bunch of extra money and hide it on your body. You might be able to bribe for your life.

>> No.12623511

>>12623496
blah-blah-blah

>> No.12623525

>>12623511

I hope you don't end up tossed out a window. Good luck.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russian-lawyer-nikolai-gorokhov-thrown-from-window-was-a-witness-for-the-us-government

>> No.12623528

>>12623496
This isn’t true anymore. Like someone else said, you’re 20 years late. The Russian government will not tolerate tourists being abused and Russians do not want to cross their government

>> No.12623529

>>12623525
ok schizo

>> No.12623537

>>12623529

wow, you're really worried, eh? I'm showing you real life and you're jibbering. Oh fucking dear.

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12623542

>>12623537

>> No.12623544

>>12623537
>I'm showing you real life
yeah yeah his name was seth rich

>> No.12623552

>>12623528

The soviet mentality of mendaciousness has never left that country. They lie pathologically to save their own lives and that generational notion hasn't left them. To the point of exporting it to Britain, America, France and Canada. They want everyone to believe the lies. Don't you assholes get it? Russia is the poison of humanity. They want you fucks to suffer so that the few people at the top can live their lives in super yachts.

>> No.12623553

>>12623399
The center of Moscow is a Dubai-tier fancy pants metropolis. Nobody is getting mugged there

>> No.12623557

I know this board is full of morons, but you'll all need to get older and learn. Eventually you'll learn about this shit. I'm trying to get you started.

>> No.12623564

>>12623553
Yeah, Dubai is fucking awesome. You have weed on your shoe, you're fucked. And they have India level sewer systems.

>> No.12623576

>>12623553

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Hv8IHA3ig

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12623579

Dear God, it smells delicious ITT.

>> No.12623585

>>12623564
>You have weed on your shoe, you're fucked
Don't.

>> No.12623590

Obviously get some borshch and pelmeni. If you see people selling kvass out of barrels on the roadside, stop and grab some. Chicken kiev is great, but dont get the ones from the little roadside kiosks, theyre awful. If you want a snack, get some dried squid or shrimps, some halva, plus some sunflower seeds. Great drinking snacks. If you like soda, try "baikal" or, for a weirder taste, tarkhun.

>> No.12623642

>>12623590

This is the only actual good reply ITT. Russian food in general is awful, but this post mentioned the few good items.

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>>12623642
>Russian food in general is awful

>> No.12623749

>>12623652
Don't worry, there's no difference between cockholes and vodkaniggers. Most of the Russian food is what the same things that they fed to swines while serfdom was a thing.

>> No.12623792

>>12623552
It's getting better, there's worse out there ... China for instance.