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12618749 No.12618749 [Reply] [Original]

I need to eat something sweet right now but I don’t have any money and there’s nothing in my kitchen except banana. I want cookies or cake. I’m dying because of my urges. Please help.

>> No.12618757

go to neighbor, knock, say you are baking a cake and need sugar but the oven is already on, receive a glass of sugar, pour it all down at once right in front of their eyes and throw the glass at their fett with all the energy your newly aquired blood sugar level allows

>> No.12618761

Eat banan

>> No.12618766

>>12618761
Are you the banan bread guy from that one thread?

>> No.12618907

>>12618766
are you the guy who remembers other anons, from the rice cooker thread?

>> No.12619090

Make banana fritters and have them with maple syrup.

>> No.12619097

Eat the banana.

>> No.12619104

Eat the banana retard

>> No.12619115

>>12619090
>no money
>use $15 a pint syrup

>> No.12619116

>>12618749
Suffer.

>> No.12619193

>>12618749
Just fuckin fry them in a pan untill they caramellize - it's a really good sweet!!

>> No.12619206

A bullet

Saged and reported

>> No.12619282

>>12618749
bananas are sweet you lard ass

>> No.12619286

>>12619206
reported for announcing your report

>> No.12619291

toast + butter + cinnamon and sugar mixed together