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[Anonymous No.12618368]

>his grocery store doesn't have a high end bottled water section

Lmao at you.

[Anonymous No.12618388]

WeW lad.

[Anonymous No.12618413]

I use a sparkling Voss with a black lid as my daily water bottle for years. Shit is cash.

[Anonymous No.12618417]

>he lives in a third world shithole without safely drinkable tap water

[Anonymous No.12618421]

>>12618413
>shit is cash

[Anonymous No.12618436]

>>12618368
Have sex

[Anonymous No.12618445]

>>12618436

y-you too.

[Anonymous No.12618547]

>>12618368
>paying for water

Lmaoing @ your life

[Anonymous No.12618561]

>>12618368
Why would I ever need that when I have this?

[Anonymous No.12618567]

>>12618368
>Buying water
Pretty retarded. You already get all the hydration you need if you just eat and drink regular foods and drinks.
http://articles.latimes.com/2000/nov/20/health/he-54596
>"We found no significant differences at all," says nutritionist Ann Grandjean, the study's lead author. "The purpose of the study was to find out if caffeine is dehydrating in healthy people who are drinking normal amounts of it. It is not."
>The same goes for tea, juice, milk and caffeinated sodas: One glass provides about the same amount of hydrating fluid as a glass of water. The only common drinks that produce a net loss of fluids are those containing alcohol--and usually it takes more than one of those to cause noticeable dehydration, doctors say.
https://www.bmj.com/content/335/7633/1288
>A suitable allowance of water for adults is 2.5 litres daily in most instances. An ordinary standard for diverse persons is 1 millilitre for each calorie of food. Most of this quantity is contained in prepared foods. If the last, crucial sentence is ignored, the statement could be interpreted as instruction to drink eight glasses of water a day.

[Anonymous No.12618571]

>>12618421
Have sex with animals

[Anonymous No.12618592]

>>12618368
Grande Épicerie is overrated and full of tourists.
And of course Paris is full of niggers.
You lose, twice.

[Anonymous No.12618599]

>>12618561
this, feels good to live in the first world

[Anonymous No.12618857]

>>12618592

Grande Épicerie of Paris is god tier, they even deliver at home.

[Anonymous No.12618904]

>>12618567
t. yellow pisser

[Anonymous No.12619021]

>>12618567
could have told you this as I only drink coffee. why yes, I am based.

[Anonymous No.12619035]

>>12618388
What’s the point, it’s just water

[Anonymous No.12620451]

>>12619035
>it's just water
there's your problem buddy. it's never JUST water. it's more than JUST water. everyone deserves the opportunity to experience something so unique and beautiful. it's an elevated product for an elevated existence.

[Anonymous No.12621840]

>>12618368
The biggest scam ever existed. What kind of backwards place do you live in that you can't drink tap water? Bottled water is just a gimmick.

[Anonymous No.12621858]

>>12618368
that's where the jester usually hangs out at my local store, so I just stick to the tap

[Anonymous No.12621872]

>>12621840
even good tap water doesn't taste great and has a coarse texture

[Anonymous No.12621874]

>>12618413
This, it's the only water I buy because I like using glass drink bottles

[Anonymous No.12621888]

Gerolsteiner is the GOAT

[Anonymous No.12621900]

>>12618368
Imagine bragging about this and not drinking the tap water that is (next to) free

[Anonymous No.12622306]

>>12618388
>>12619035
>>12620451
My God, I can just picture myself mustering up the courage to spend my hard-earned labour paycheck on some useless shit like this. I'll probably laugh afterwards.

[Anonymous No.12622336]

>>12618413
I have known a lot of people who do this and you don't impress anyone by refilling your fancy bottle with tab water.

[Anonymous No.12622386]

>>12621900
Mine has lead in it.
Current year
The great Canadian collapse

[Anonymous No.12623088]

>>12618904
>t. yellow pisser
Nope. My piss is crystal clear and I'm in my 30s without ever having had a single kidney stone in my entire life.
Sorry you fell for literal bottled water company propaganda.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/jul/22/had-our-fill-of-water
>Over the last few weeks, those who visited the British Medical Journal's website might have noticed an advert for a new public health initiative, Hydration for Health. It is sponsored by Danone – which owns the Evian, Volvic and Badoit bottled water brands – and urges healthcare professionals to encourage people to drink more water, claiming that "evidence is increasing that even mild dehydration plays a role in the development of various diseases".
>Margaret McCartney, a GP and columnist, saw these adverts and complained about it, writing an article for the BMJ (who admitted "we hadn't followed our own guidelines. The advertisement bypassed our editorial checks") about the lack of evidence – and citing the shortcomings of many studies – that people should be drinking more water.
https://www.renalandurologynews.com/news/too-much-water-could-be-harmful/article/118792/
>Drinking two liters of water per day may not benefit most individuals and even could be harmful, investigators say.
>At the Canadian Society of Nephrology annual meeting here, re-searchers from the University of Western Ontario, also in London, presented a study showing a significant correlation between excess urine production—which is usually caused by excess fluid intake—and proteinuria.
>The large population-based study un-covered a fivefold higher risk of proteinuria among people with polyuria than among those with normal urine volume, even after taking into account such factors as age, sex, and estimated glomerular filtration rate.

[Anonymous No.12624738]

>>12618388
>Berg

[Anonymous No.12624770]

>>12623088
I just find low-hydration uncomfortable.

[Anonymous No.12624822]

>artisan water!