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>> No.12616230

>>12616215
I'm so sick of Rogan

He's every Zoomer's first exposure to podcasts

>> No.12616235

>Saw a salt bae video

>> No.12616236

>Bloody meat
>Jalapeno peppers
Enjoy your firerrhea, Tunk.

>> No.12616238

I wonder what his shits are like

>> No.12616240

He's so fucking stupid. He's like the personification of "dumb jock who peaked in high school".

>> No.12616255

>>12616215
he's using weightlifting numbers for food... major retard

>> No.12616260

>>12616255
You're a dumb bitch.

>> No.12616331

wh*te ppl really think this is what spicy food is supposed to be

>> No.12616336

>>12616215
>healthy af
Goddamn it I hate when rogan posts food shit.

>> No.12616341

>>12616255
top lel

>> No.12616387

>>12616240
Yet he sells out arenas and his show is getting bigger still and he's making more money than ever 40 years after high school

>> No.12616393

>>12616387
Cuck

>> No.12616397

>>12616393
Seethe

>> No.12616407

Literally bloody flesh. How can people find this appetizing?

>> No.12616413

>>12616397
OOF

>> No.12616432

>>12616407
>blood
you dun goof'd

>> No.12616444

>Just a steak and a plate of fucking jalapenos.

>> No.12616454

>>12616387
Well, there are a lot of stupid people in the world who identify with their stupid idols. See: Bernie Sanders.

>> No.12616461

>>12616432
How?

>> No.12616467

At least it isn't another pic of his eggs.
My god, those poor eggs.

>> No.12616476

>>12616240
Too true and yet he has a huge audience. Who are these idiots?

>> No.12616482

>>12616476
I mean, I think he's kind of entertaining in a dumb way but I've never found his podcast to be interesting enough to listen to beginning to end.

>> No.12616485

>>12616240
>t. didn't get laid in high school
Whatever, nerd

>> No.12616486

>>12616236
i just cooked a huge juicy burger and I have diarrhea as I type. Is it because of the burger? I used like 3/4lbs of ground chuck

>> No.12616490

>>12616215
when you realize joe is a 52 year old man this gets sad quick

>> No.12616497

>>12616485
Figures that a Rogan fan has their mind permanently stuck in high school mode.

>> No.12616543

>>12616215
Based

>> No.12616546

>>12616230
I’ve only ever heard 30+ year old people talk about him.

>> No.12616570

>>12616476
People like to laugh at a stoner that rambles on about ancient aliens and his stoner Mexican friend that rambles on about how the Earth is flat.

>> No.12616571

>>12616215
not enough mct oil and eggs. also rogan must rip ass every 10 mins.

>> No.12616584

uhhmm, easy on the 'penos there Joe

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>>12616215
OH WOW AN ATHLETE CANT COOK?!

athletes and bodybuilders are the worst cooks

>> No.12616616

>>12616230
What does the experienced doomer listen to?

>> No.12616625

Damn, I like Jalpenos too but I feel if you eat like that every day you are on a fast track to intestinal issues

>> No.12616711

>>12616461
The blood is all drained out of the meat when it is butchered. Whats left is myoglobin which is far from blood.

>> No.12616720

>>12616215
That looks fucking good rn

>>12616238
Jamie pull up my shit

>> No.12616731

>>12616486
Red meat has horrible things inside it. The cavemen will say otherwise, but you may want to reconsider what burgers you eat. Try the beyond meat burger.

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12616796

>>12616731
>>12616407
>>12616240
>>12616236
>>12616230
>MEAT HURTS MY TUM TUM

>> No.12616801

>>12616796
GURG HATE VEGGIE
GURG LIKE HAVING LAVABUTT
PLANT EATERS DUMB

>> No.12616842

>>12616796
Flesh hurts the world. If you don't want to die from climate change then you need to stop eating meat.

>> No.12616854

>>12616215
Tell me about Rogan. Why does he has jalapenos with every dish?

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>>12616616
now THAT'S the question

>> No.12616937

>>12616842
Climate change wont kill us in our lifetimes so i dont give a fuck. Climate change is a problem for future zoomers

>> No.12616972

>>12616236
>>12616801
What the fuck is lavabutt? I've never felt any tingling or anything on my butt no matter how spicy my last few meals were. You might want to get your stomach checked out.

>> No.12616983

>>12616461
You must be 18 or older to post here, Anon. How are you even on /ck/ if you think that's blood?

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>> No.12617143

>>12617141
imagine the smell

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>> No.12617174

His plating needs some work

>> No.12617223
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>>12616215
The meat looks pretty decent, especially for Rogan.
I rarely listen to his podcast. He has some really interesting guests and I'll sometimes give it a try if it's a person I'm interested in, but if it's one of the many episodes where Joe insists on talking more than the guest I just can't listen to it. He seems genuinely interested in the subjects but doesn't know jack shit about them.

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>>12616731
If you want to be a healthy thriving vegan.

>> No.12617626

>>12617145
bone apple tea!

>> No.12617662

>>12616240
I'm sure you ended up better, didn't you?

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>>12617223
>that image
wait, i know you.

youre a long ways away from /dr*****l/

>> No.12617668

Rogan is based. Presentation is for fags

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>>12616236

Digestionlet spotted

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>>12616238
>>12616720

>> No.12617792

>>12617722
is this real? lmao

>> No.12617810

>>12616615
they cook meals that are for their body's sake, not for taste.
>>12617137
>>12617141
>>12617145
absolutely nothing wrong with any of these aside from the meme oil he puts on the eggs. why do jalapenos trigger so many of you? they're low calories and full of vitamins. clearly joe cares more about what the food is doing for his body than how it tastes

>> No.12617814

>>12616230
>zoomers
>caring about Rogan

KEK
he is the antithesis of what zoomers believe in

>> No.12617817

>>12616215
Based and elk pilled

>> No.12617848

>>12617597
Vegans sick dick, I want him to be healthy, not sick. Leave it to a troglodyte to draw that conclusion.

>> No.12617883

>>12617668
You stupid? He tries to make it look good. He's bad at it, and so are you.

>> No.12617889

>>12617722
The entire first half of that paragraph was unnecessary

>> No.12618538

>>12617889
You're unnecessary.

>> No.12618646

>>12616215
So what does this guy exactly do or talk about? I've never watched him except for that one webm where he goes screaming about how we're all going to get fucked up by apes.

>> No.12618657

>>12618646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PVs-EPGx3I

>> No.12618672

>>12618657
Now I've seen 2 videos, surely these are out of context clips and he's just a normal guy who talks to famous people or something.

>> No.12618681

>>12616972
Either good bait or genuinely doesn't eat spicy food
Possibly scared himself away from enjoying things that are so spicy for fear he might look like a "soyboy"
This is what 4chan does to you people

>> No.12618685

>>12618672
yeah... normal....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEsCPOdPTM4

>> No.12618704

If people actually listen and stop trying to find entertainment in everything then they might learn something. His podcasts are all about different opinions and perspectives, but no it always has to be about some dumb funny meme to latch onto.

>> No.12618738

>>12616972
Lavabutt: Caveman speak for the runs.
>BUNKO EAT DINOSAUR LAST NIGHT, SEASON WITH HOT PEPPER
>BUNKO GO BLASTO IN DUNGHOLE NEXT MORNING, BURN WHEN WIPE
>GURG KNOW THAT FEEL

>> No.12618918

>>12616497
>mention high school
>reply to the topic of high school
>HURR YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL
Are you serious, nigga?

>>12618672
He's a little wild but not insane.
Charismatic might be the right word, but in a weird, over-the-top funny way.
There's good opportunities to learn from his podcasts. He features scientists and politicians like Matthew Walker and Andrew Yang that talk about real issues in a non-contrived, no bullshit forum.

>> No.12619402

>>12618918
Stop

>> No.12619483

>>12617137
wtf is ezekiel bread

>> No.12619498

>>12617810
i agree

>> No.12619650

>>12617792
Yes it's real, from Joe's old facebook page

>> No.12619721

>>12619483
jew bread that is cooked over burning human shit

>> No.12619729

>>12616486
you need to cook anything that's been through a grinder to well done, so maybe that's where you fucked up

>> No.12619734

>>12616616
Cum town

>> No.12619849

>>12616972
White people cannot digest spice so it causes them diarrhea.

>> No.12619858

>>12616444
whats his endgame

>> No.12619916

>open a restraunt
>literally 0 effort meal

>> No.12619926

>>12616215
too many 'penos but the steak doesn't look half bad. Brogan is actually improving

>> No.12620011
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>>12617137
>>12617141
>>12617143
Joe for sure farts blood after eating this shit

>> No.12620048

>>12616215
those jalapenos look raw
i remember i bought some raw jalepenos once and they weren't very good, it was then i realized that the ones that are usually included in takeout are like pickled or marinated in something and they taste much better

>> No.12620056

>>12616240
>peaked in high school
>makes millions a year in his 50s while at home the entire time, except the one time a month he flies to las vegas to do a UFC event for hundreds of thousands of dollars income in one night
not even a big rogan fan but you gotta pick one and ONLY one

>> No.12620061

>>12616387
>>12616476
>>12616485
>>12616796
>>12617662
>t. buttmad stoner retards
The man is certifiably retarded. He's dane cook crossed with sarah silverman with a podcast.

>> No.12620070

>>12620056
>o-oh yeah!? well h-he makes millions!
making money doesn't make you any less of a fucking idiot, it just makes you a businessman

>> No.12620075
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>>12616215
>nicely cooked meat with some jalapenos thrown on the plate
>"open a damn restaurant"
guess i should open a restaurant too
here's your entree, that'll be $19.99 plus tip

>> No.12620108

>>12620075
I would be far more willing to pay $10 for a "breakfast plate" that looks like that than i would rogans slop

>> No.12620262

>>12616236
You call this bloody?

>> No.12620269

What the fuck is with rogan and jalapenos he probably puts em on his ice cream

>> No.12620506

Nobody watches Rogan for Rogan, its his guests.

The brainlets who hate on him are the ones who don't realize this.

>> No.12621491

>>12619734
That one guys laugh makes it unlistenable. They also seem like edgy tryhards

>> No.12621496

>>12616230
My first experience with podcasts was The History Of Rome
t. 1995

>> No.12621526

>>12616230
>>12616236
>>12616240
>>12616407
>>12616615
>>12616796
>>12617223
>>12616215
>>12616255
So good man open a damn restaurant already!!

>> No.12621536

Name a better interviewer.

>> No.12621575

>>12620506
I don't think Rogan realises it, and that's the problem. He keeps talking like he thinks we want to hear what he has to say.

>> No.12621612

>>12616497
you're 40 years old and still mad at the jocks lol

>> No.12621621

>>12619734
that show is halfman central

>> No.12621628

>>12621575
That's just another reason to tune in and laugh at his lack of self-awareness. I watch the podcast every now and then but I rarely finish a full episode because Rogan's belligerence is entertaining but can quickly become annoying.

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12621990

>>12616615
>>12616615
I can cook nigger

>> No.12622000

>>12619729
not true mom, you just need to cook the inside of your patty to an acceptable internal temperature. Just like any other meat. Why the fuck do you think the only parasites or bad bacteria that can exist can only be found where the butcher decides to cut your steak for you? Retard

>> No.12622018

>>12616796
Jesus Christ what an awful picture. Why is this soy phenomenon with the open mouth so common

>> No.12622117

>>12617810
Whats wrong with them is that ever dish looks like a 14 y/o's first attempt at making breakfast.

>> No.12622122

>>12622117
>ever
*every

>> No.12622190

>>12622117
Bro, If I'm making food just to eat I'm not gonna set it up and take a picture, are you retarded?

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>> No.12622592

>>12622122
You don't have to correct typos here, man. Nobody on /ck/ is sober.

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>> No.12622635

>>12616616
Pulse demon on repeat

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>>12616711
>myoglobin
>far from blood

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>>12616215
>Why yes, I have a large collection of nutriceuticals in my home. How did you know?

>> No.12622921

>>12622190
this. only instagram faggots and women do this

>> No.12622941

>>12621990
>Shake n bake on top of creamy spaghetti is cooking

>> No.12624199

>>12622000
>acceptable internal temperature
160

and I am not the retarded one is you have no idea what a meat grinder is, what are you even doing here? seek help

>> No.12624409

>>12616796
>t.molested in produce aisle