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12614863 No.12614863 [Reply] [Original]

The ideal tip for any delivery order, regardless of end total, is $3.

>Why?

The average price of gas in the country is within ten cents of 2.75 per gallon. Your tip would cover this gallon fee, which he almost assuredly did not use to reach you, and leave money for him left over in addition to whatever minor wage the restaurant provides.

>> No.12614869

I always leave between 3$ and 15$.

>> No.12614889

about a year ago i had a very nice win in betting, and tipped a fucking dominos guy $100 for like a $20 bill because i was drunker than fuck
not a day goes by that i don't cringe about it and hate myself for it
the ideal tip is $0 because there's never any good reason to order any delivery to begin with

>> No.12614893

If you're going to go that far to justify things, why not just not perpetuate the stupid system in the first place?

>> No.12614901

unironically only give around 50 cents to any and every delivery or waitress

>> No.12614903

>>12614889
You should never feel bad about being generous with your money.

>> No.12614904

delivery fee is the tip delivery drivers make minimum wage where I live

>> No.12614908

>>12614889
That guy still tells stories about the best fucking delivery he ever ran. You're famous

>> No.12614909

>>12614889
you made that guys month and it didn't effect your bottom line at all
what's the problem

>> No.12614915

>>12614903
until you’re 65 and ask yourself why you have to work 8 more years

>> No.12614935

>>12614909
that does take the sting away a bit, thanks anon
i guess ultimately i'm worried that he couldn't detect that i was drunk and thought i was trying to pay him for a homosexual sex act like a gay blowjob or something
i will say though that dominos make a DYNAMITE sandwich that they call a philly cheese even though it really isn't and im no purist. but it's really fucking good and i highly recommend it next time you want to damage your body and wallet with dominos
>>12614915
exactly

>> No.12615653

>>12614863
The realistic tip is $5 on a order that was $30 or more cause why setup delivery for anything smaller and who has so many $1 singles lying around?