/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12613804]

You know it's true

[Anonymous No.12613807]

damn what a GAY-ASS thread

[Anonymous No.12613817]

>>12613807
Peanut allergy cuck detected.

[Anonymous No.12613821]

>>12613817
Candy bars are not food

[Anonymous No.12613841]

>>12613821
Dicks aren't food either, but you put them in your mouth anyway.

[Anonymous No.12613858]

>>12613804
I don't like nut tho, and some people die if they eat nuts. Nuts are not for everyone. Milky Way wins.

[Anonymous No.12613888]

>>12613858
sounds like you should be chemically castrated.

[Anonymous No.12613971]

>>12613858
>nut tho
>naruto

[Anonymous No.12613992]

>>12613858
>tfw I like nutes but I don't like caramel
rip

[Anonymous No.12613995]

this isnt fast food related

[Anonymous No.12613998]

>>12613995
stupid mother fucker candy bars are the fastest foods

[Anonymous No.12614021]

>>12613858
yeah, not a big fan of peanuts
Milky Way for me as well

[Anonymous No.12614257]

>>12613804
i like twix

[Anonymous No.12614258]

>>12613804
this isn't REESE’S OUTRAGEOUS! Kangz size Bar

[Anonymous No.12614320]

OUTTA THE WAY, NOUGAT FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.12614325]

>>12614320
Baste and replied.

[Anonymous No.12614327]

milky way is best

[Anonymous No.12614330]

>>12613804
i am going to be the ONLY one in this thread, i bet, that likes 3 muskateers th MOST. Idk why, its simplistic texture and flavor, its melts in your mouth, no caramel sticking to your teeth, and peanuts? couldn't care for them. Not to mention some people can FUICKING DIE form eating them.

for me, its the 3 muskateers.

[Anonymous No.12614334]

>>12613804
What kind of troll is this? The 3 Musketeers looks like a Milky Way to me. The "Milky Way" is definitely a Mars Bar.

[Anonymous No.12614335]

The homosexual agenda strikes again

[Anonymous No.12614506]

>>12614335
found the closeted fag!

[Anonymous No.12614860]

>>12613858
There are no nuts ITT.

[Anonymous No.12615486]

>>12613858
I don't like chocolate though, and some people die if they eat chocolate. Chocolate is not for everyone.
Starving wins.

[Anonymous No.12615492]

>>12614334
It's no troll. The recipe for the bars vary by country. I'm guessing you're in the UK and are suprised that the American versions are different? (the pic shows the American ones).

[Anonymous No.12615500]

>>12613804
>>12613821
>>12613858
>>12613971
>>12614257
>>12614320
>>12614327
>>12614334
wATCH OUT FAGGOTS OUT OF THE WAY ARISTOCRAT COMING THROUGH :^|

[Anonymous No.12615526]

>>12613804
>three musketeers used to be chocolate, vanilla and strawberry, hence the name
Fugg, sounds based. Why didn’t they bring it back after WW2 was over?

[Anonymous No.12615543]

>>12615526
Neat. Didn’t know that.

[Anonymous No.12615554]

>>12613804

[Anonymous No.12615561]

>>12613804
candy is for the weak & lazy

[Anonymous No.12615562]

>>12615554
fuuug

[Anonymous No.12615672]

>>12615526
Candy bars used to be 5 cents, now they're at least a dollar. That's a 2000% markup. Thanks for ruining the economy and selling our country to the Jews and brown immigrants Boomers. You worthless pieces of shit.

Fuck Boomers.

[Anonymous No.12616187]

>>12615672
>That's a 2000% markup.
>implying the cost of ingredients has stayed the same the entire time

[Anonymous No.12616217]

>>12615672

[Anonymous No.12616225]

Dark Chocolate Milky Ways are fucking choice though. About as good as snickers.

What kind of fucking loser do you have to be to eat 3 Musketeers? LMAO

[Anonymous No.12616226]

>>12615672
whoops I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.12616232]

>>12616187
>>12616226
>Boomers let the country leave the gold standard
>insane inflation follows
>hurr durr inflation is inevitable!
Fuck you Boomer scum.

[Anonymous No.12616244]

>>12615492
So what's the difference between a milky way and a mars bar in America?

[Anonymous No.12616254]

>>12616232
The gold standard was abolished before the Boomer generation was even a twinkle in their parents' eyes and ending it is what allowed th world to claw itself out of the Great Depression.

[Anonymous No.12616262]

Why eat egg whites when you can eat cookies instead?

[Anonymous No.12616320]

>>12616262
Biscuit is excellent but there are better bars than Twix

[Anonymous No.12616325]

Let's face it, Kit Kat is the peak of candy bars.

[Anonymous No.12616362]

>>12616254
the gold standard wasn't officially abandoned until 1971

[Anonymous No.12616450]

>>12616362
That was the final nail in the coffin, sure, but I'm sure even you realize it was a gradual process beging well before that.

[Anonymous No.12616484]

>>12613841
kek

[Anonymous No.12616488]

>>12615500

[Anonymous No.12616494]

>>12616262
>>12616320
based biscuit bros

[Anonymous No.12616523]

>>12615672
FUCK BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.12616528]

>>12615672
This is why I'm totally okay with nixing social security and f****** old people

[Anonymous No.12616547]

>>12616232
This is something I've understood, I hope I'm not just retarded.

If I bake a loaf of bread and we both agree that it's worth a little of your beer, that value stays the same right? If anyting we might start exchanging more goods to each other as the cost of production goes down with technological advance, right?

So how is it that things are getting more expensive? I don't know a lot about economics or finance. Can anyone make me not totally retarded for a second?

[Anonymous No.12616556]

>>12616547
I've NOT understood*

[Anonymous No.12616563]

>>12615672
>>12616232
>>12616528
>boohoo me being poor is boomers fault

[Anonymous No.12616591]

None of these are Coffee Crisps

[Anonymous No.12616596]

>>12616547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

[Anonymous No.12616597]

>>12616262
>>12616320
>>12616494
Finally, some men of taste and culture.

[Anonymous No.12616607]

>>12616547
it's not things getting more expensive, it's currency losing value slightly over time. generally when inflation is low it's seen as positive for economy, because if money would gain in value people would save too much. ancap economists consider it a form taxation, because government can print more money and gain from it at the expense of the citizens.

[Anonymous No.12616622]

>>12616563
I'm not poor, but I can see how the previous generation raped this country.

I currently make 110,000k salary before taxes doing actuarial analytics, but cost of living against that salary is fucked and more importantly the sacrifice required to get to where I'm at is incredibly fucked.

I worked full time out of hs while attending community college full time. I had to get 3 roommates to afford rent in the Midwest outside of a city. Despite working ~50 hours at my job I couldn't afford even cc tuition so I had to borrow it. If I had not had perfect health and good luck I wouldn't have made it.

Cue graduating and your expected salary at entry level for white-collar jobs is fucking 45k while you have 50k in student loans.

Fuck boomers who told me to go to college, I should have done a trade or killed some sand faggots for the military first.

[Anonymous No.12616628]

>>12616607

Thanks anons
>>12616596

[Anonymous No.12617401]

>>12615526
For some reason I thought they brought back the three flavors in one for a limited time, but I must be thinking of the strawberry kind around Valentine's Day.

[Anonymous No.12617406]

the ultimate
especially when frozen

[Anonymous No.12617407]

>>12613817
There are "Forest nuts" Snickers.

[Anonymous No.12617427]

>>12616622
>not getting full ride
>complaining like a little beta bitch boy
Not surprised you‘re a cucktuary desu.

[Anonymous No.12617467]

>>12615672
Ever heard of inflation?
In 1939 5 cents was worth modern 92 cents.
In 1945 5 cents was worth modern 71 cents.

You can test it yourself and see how much US dollar has lost valued during years.
http://www.in2013dollars.com/

[Anonymous No.12617482]

>>12613841
oh shit

[Anonymous No.12617506]

>>12616262
>>12616320
>>12616494
>>12616597
hello, based friends

[Anonymous No.12617605]

>>12613841

[Anonymous No.12617613]

>>12616547
Some asshole makes cheap food, you go buy him up and sell it for more. EZ 100% kikery

[Anonymous No.12617640]

>>12613858
fucking kill yourself nutlet

[Anonymous No.12618192]

>>12616244
There's no Mars bar in America

[Anonymous No.12618201]

>>12616622
Going to college was the biggest mistake of my life. The Jews brainwash you from kindergarten all the way until your senior year that if you don't get 100k in debt to go to school you won't be successful. Goddamn they are good at subversion.

[Anonymous No.12618272]

>>12617406
There we go

[Anonymous No.12618380]

*snigger*

[Anonymous No.12618396]

>>12615561
Is that why American troops are fed a diet of candy bars?

Candy bars are for those who need energy, and now. Nuts are even better for this

[Anonymous No.12618404]

>>12618192
That can't be right.

America invented fried Mars bars and it was notorious as the most calorie-dense food on the planet for several years back in the early 00s, more than Krispy Kremes.

[Anonymous No.12618422]

Post an actual not-shit chocolate bar

[Anonymous No.12618494]

>>12617467
See
>>12616607
>>12616596
>>12616232

[Anonymous No.12618542]

Out of the way, plebs

[Anonymous No.12618549]

>>12617467
>Ever heard of inflation?
That's the point he was making...

[Anonymous No.12620057]

>>12618549
No, he was crying about markup.
Markup is the difference between unit cost and final price, in other words the portion of the price that is pure profit.

He is implying that a $1 candybar is 95¢ of pure profit.

[Anonymous No.12620080]

>>12615554

my dude right here

[Anonymous No.12620323]

>>12620057
>He is implying that a $1 candybar is 95¢ of pure profit.
He wasn't, in fact he didn't mention profit at all. Perhaps you shouldn't imprint your own assumptions onto other peoples statements if you ever plan on understanding how this world works bud. The fact still remians, that a 5 cent candy bar now costs $1. However you want to twist or manipulate the truth, something caused this price increase. That something is the Boomers who caused this inflation through their short sighted, short term greed. Boomers fucked their progeny and caused every other social, economic, and demographic issue we are facing in America right now.

Now stop skirting the issue. Fuck Boomers, and fuck you.

[Anonymous No.12620345]

>>12613804
everything i do

[Anonymous No.12620347]

>getting a chocolate bar when you can get the supreme ice cream version for not much more

Both are going to melt anyways you have literally no excuse except being poor.

[Anonymous No.12620354]

>>12620057
>He is implying that a $1 candybar is 95¢ of pure profit.
He literally didn't imply this at all. You going senile Boomer?

[Anonymous No.12620374]

>>12620323
>He wasn't, in fact he didn't mention profit at all.
>>12615672
>Candy bars used to be 5 cents, now they're at least a dollar. That's a 2000% markup
>markup
>m a r k u p

[Anonymous No.12620380]

>>12618192
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.12620385]

>>12620374
>oh no! his terminology wasn't 100% accurate therefore the point he is making should be disregarded!
You're a goddamn autistic moron.

[Anonymous No.12620400]

>>12613858
I've never met anyone with a peanut allergy. I think it's a meme to punish the south

[Anonymous No.12620407]

>>12620385
Markup and inflation are two entirely separate and different things.
When you whine about excess markup, you are complaining about excessive profiteering. Of paying more than what something is worth.

The value of the candy bar hasn't changed, markup hasn't gone up 2000%.
If you want to be retarded and use words to mean completely different things from what they actually mean, keep your blogposting on Facebook.

[Anonymous No.12620408]

>>12620380
Havent seen one in over a decade anywhere in the states

[Anonymous No.12620508]

>>12615554
This man is your friend, he fights for good taste!

[Anonymous No.12620539]

>>12618422
>Cadbury

[Anonymous No.12620550]

>>12613804
hard to argue with that bro
but where my take 5 players at

[Anonymous No.12620558]

>>12620407
This conversation was never about the candy bar you fucking moron. The candy bar was a metaphor for the cost of living and purchasing power of the American people being raped to death by the Boomers.

You are an autistic fuckwit who loses the plot easily.

[Anonymous No.12620570]

>>12620558
>gets proven both wrong and retarded
>i-i-i was using the wrong words METAPHORICALLY

Holy shit this level of cope is astounding

[Anonymous No.12620593]

>>12620570
>uses one word in the wrong context
>HAHA I GOT HIM, HE USED A WORD WRONG! THE GREATER CONTEXT OF HIS POINT IS NOW MOOT.
You...autistic fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.12620615]

>>12620570
>gets proven both wrong and retarded
In what way? He used the word "markup" wrong, but his point still stands that a 5 cent candy bar is now 2000% more expensive (as are all other consumer products and services).

[Anonymous No.12620789]

Caramel is so fucking pointless, I honestly kind of hate it.

[Anonymous No.12620825]

>>12615554
Based

[Anonymous No.12620826]

>>12615554
Mah Fuckin' Nigga

[Anonymous No.12621010]

>>12620615
>but his point still stands that a 5 cent candy bar is now 2000% more expensive
It's exactly as expensive as it always was.
The value of the bar has not changed. The money you use to buy that value is worth less now, but you're doing the same work to earn that money to pay for the same value.

[Anonymous No.12621024]

>>12621010
>The money you use to buy that value is worth less now, but you're doing the same work to earn that money to pay for the same value.
Wages in inflation-adjusted dollars have been stagnant for a while now, so really, you've been doing that same for for less total value.

[Anonymous No.12621037]

>>12621024
That's a separate argument and unrelated to the price of the candy bar.
If you want to make that point, you would look at the actual difference in wages to work value and not say dumb shit like "2000% markup"

[Anonymous No.12621071]

>>12621037
You're entirely missing the point. I can't wait until all you Boomers die.

[Anonymous No.12621125]

>>12621071
You have yet to make a point. You're too illiterate and you've got your head too far up your own ass to communicate a point.

[Anonymous No.12621154]

>>12613804
3 musketeers that has been in the fridge is great

[Anonymous No.12621196]

>>12617406
I've never seen one of these in person, is this not in america? looks good

[Anonymous No.12621251]

>>12621125
I've made several points. You're just to close to Alzheimers to realize. I hope you die soon Boomer.

[Anonymous No.12621264]

>>12621251
Baseless projection is the furthest thing from a point possible.

[Anonymous No.12621269]

>>12621251
Retard.

[Anonymous No.12621276]

>>12621264
>>12621269
salty boomers

[Anonymous No.12621281]

>>12613804
Swap milky way and 3 musketeers and it's perfect OP

[Anonymous No.12621379]

>>12621196
I've seen them in America before, but not sure if I have within the last couple years. Also never tried one

[Anonymous No.12621652]

>entire thread
>not a single crunch bar
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.12621702]

>>12616262
>>12616320
>>12616325
would a kit kat fall in the same category of candy with a cookie in it ?

[Anonymous No.12621735]

>>12616320
For me, its Choco Leibniz.

I have to actively avoid buying them as I will inhale the whole pack in a short timeframe

[Anonymous No.12622553]

>>12621702
No, it does not have biscuit in it.
Kit kat is a wafer bar.

[Anonymous No.12624247]

>>12613804
That's not a fucking Milky Way.
That's a fucking Mars Bar.

[Anonymous No.12624265]

>>12621735
I tried that.
It was shit.

[Anonymous No.12624444]

>>12614320
Hell yeah my nigga

[Anonymous No.12626302]

Out of the way, plebs

[None !2Code3TV3M No.12626346]

but how does /ck/ feel about big turks

[Anonymous No.12626387]

>>12613841
woah.

[Anonymous No.12626394]

BACKING THE FUCK IN

[Anonymous No.12626457]

>>12613804
I don't like caramel in candy bars.

[Anonymous No.12626465]

>>12626302
based. If I'm going to eat enough sugar to make my heart race and my vision go blurry I might as well go all in.

[Anonymous No.12626607]

>>12621735
it's unironically something a patrician would choose

[Anonymous No.12626640]

>>12626607
This is the only board where I ever still see people use the word 'patrician'

[Anonymous No.12626647]

I dont eat candy bars anymore but nothing came close to beating payday.

[Anonymous No.12627393]

>>12626640
patrician response