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>eat a box of poptarts in one sitting
>feel like a fat fuck and hate myself because Im trying to lose weight
>go make myself throw up

I have never purged before, am I gonna die now
btw Im a guy

>> No.12610307

>tfw can't purge because of all the dicks i've deepthroated
guess i'll just have to be anorexic instead :/

>> No.12610323

skinny people don't understand just how easy it is to put on pants and a jacket, grab the keys and lock the door, get in the car, drive to the store, find a place to park, avoid the panhandler, walk in the store, choose to buy poptarts, leave the store, avoid the panhandler, drive home, take off shoes, and eat an entire box of poptarts. Don't pretend this doesn't happen to you a couple times a day

>> No.12610675
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12610675

>the frosting never goes to the edges like in the pictures
someone needs to go to prison for these false advertising crimes

>> No.12610690
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>>12610260

Best poptart is unfrosted cherry and it's discontinued.

>> No.12610734

>>12610260
I think you ment I'm gay

>> No.12611079

>>12610260
no as long as you don’t keep doing it. be safe please <3

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>>12610690

Best poptart is pic related, and you're a gay fuccin child

>> No.12611252

>>12611242

Is this even food

>> No.12613242

god damn I love me some hot fudged sundae pop-tarts , not worth the sugar though

>> No.12613257

>>12610260
>Homemake pop tarts
>Eat all in one sitting
>Don't feel bad anymore

>> No.12613932

>>12613257
This guy knows how to binge

>> No.12615042

>>12611079

came here to post this

>>12610307

you're not alone anon ;-;

>> No.12615070
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12615070

Unfrosted strawberry poptarts have more calories than frosted ones.

how?

>> No.12615158

>>12615070
thicker crust to compensate for no frosting

>> No.12615228

>>12610323
This is golden comedy.

>> No.12615255

>>12610260
you live on your own? go to the supermarket and just buy food that isn't trash. then make it and enjoy. as long as you don't have food which is trash in your home you can't eat it! wa la!

>> No.12615289

>>12610260
>trying to lose weight
Well why did you buy poptarts then?

>> No.12615993

>>12610260
God damn it, now i need to go buy and eat two boxes to assert my fat dominance

>> No.12615997

>>12610675
what sick fuck gets unfrosted pop tarts?

>> No.12616006

>>12610260
you're one step closer to esophageal cancer and tooth enamel loss
is it worth it?

>> No.12616414

>>12610260
i wonder if there is a single soul that legitimately enjoyed brown sugar pop tarts.