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I have $2k to spend on food the next two weeks. What should I eat?

>> No.12607187

Russian "model" turds. You can order them from Dubai.

>> No.12607197

>>12607183
omg so much money

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>>12607183

>> No.12607205

>>12607183
Only $142 a day, tough ask.

>> No.12607207

Sum filay minyon

>> No.12607209

Salty milk and coins

>> No.12607219

>>12607183
Rice and beans.

>> No.12607294

>>12607183
Eat whatever you like in the best quality you can get. Don't eat anything just cause it's expensive.

>> No.12607298

a prostitute

>> No.12607307

big mac

>> No.12607339

>>12607183
Rice and beans, spend the rest of your cash on warhammer figurines

>> No.12607341

>>12607339
$1190 will only buy him a 200 point army nowadays. Who's going to fight a 200 point battle?

>> No.12607345

Get 2000 dollar bills, shred them and eat with some hot sauce.

>> No.12607501

>>12607341
A lot of people. Gotta maximize your skill game, it's hard to cheese-of-the-month a 200 point game

>> No.12607532

>>12607183
eat a McChicken out of a slightly expensive escorts asshole.

>> No.12607536

>>12607183
Rice and beans then spend the rest on hookers, drugs and whisky

>> No.12607567

Can I get a prostitute to pretend to love me for a few days? How much would that cost? Maybe worth it for the novelty.

>> No.12607823

>>12607183
Watch 3 movies a day and get a meal from the theater every time

>> No.12608976

Get a live chimp and cook it like in that Drake&josh episode

>> No.12609059

>>12607567

probably about $500 a day

>> No.12609072

>>12607183

5 guys menu everyday with an extra milkshake if you feel crazy.

>> No.12609075

>>12609059
In the Midwest you'll get by with $150 a day.

>> No.12609103
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>>12607183

Five Guys the first day, then rice and beans

>> No.12609109

>>12609075
And you don't even have to worry about teeth scraping your dick during a BJ because she doesn't have any.

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>>12609103

I just make that joke anon.

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>>12607183

Half a lobster at Nikki Beach + one Coke.

>> No.12609188

>>12609150

I'm sorry anon I didn't see it before I posted

>> No.12609279

chicken and beans and invest the rest in the Stock market

>> No.12609350

>>12607183
a used honda civic

>> No.12609368

Brekfast: Filet mignon topped with foie gras and bone marrow butter with a side of poached quail eggs, crab and caviar crustini for breakfast.

Lunch: lobster bisque with a crab cake argula salad as a starter, then a truffle carbonara for main.

Dinner. Mac and cheese and ribs.

>> No.12609372

Hopefully a $10 lunch cigar and at $15 dinner cigar to go with your slop.

>> No.12609377

ass

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>>12607339
based and WAAGHpilled

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>>12607183
2k worth of bigmacs, or my personal favourite the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.12609408

Belle delphines bathwater

>> No.12609430

>>12609408
Based

>> No.12609666

If you're spending your own money, don't. If you're using a corporate expense account and it's been approved, the best versions of things you already like, plus new experiences.

>> No.12609670

good ol deens

>> No.12610273

>>12607183
Sort of related but I blew 2k on a "thicc" sex doll while drunk a few months back, on one hand it has a resale value on the other coulda woulda should blow it on food.

>> No.12610996

>>12609666
Satan knows