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File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Tasmanian King Crab.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598500
File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Coca-Cola Chicken Wings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598504
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>> No.12598512
File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, Roasted Whole Cheesy Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598551
File: 2.99 MB, 634x480, Corn Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598563
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>> No.12598585
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Taco + Lasagna Mash-Up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598589

>>12598563
lmao

>> No.12598590

>>12598515
Is that what I think it is?

Please repost this when no fap day comes around as a public service announcement.

>> No.12598594

>>12598563
Haha ew that's so gross haha
What is it anyway haha

>> No.12598607
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, How to Make Candied Bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12598590
Yes, that's a Mod.

>> No.12598612

>>12598594
geoduck dumbass

>> No.12598617

>>12598607
lol

>> No.12598635
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>> No.12598658
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>> No.12598661
File: 2.88 MB, 268x480, Women said his food tasted like shit.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598663
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Indonesia yellow rice recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598685

>>12598612
That's a Pokémon, retard.

>> No.12598698
File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, Mayonnaise Sandwich Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598702

>>12598685
pokemon - ha ha

>> No.12598709
File: 2.86 MB, 540x540, Hung Curd Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598719

>>12598709
>>12598698

Why cut the crusts? That's where all the nutrients are.

>> No.12598722

>>12598551
those aren't corn dogs. just battered dogs.

>> No.12598735

>>12598563

She's deliberately pointing the spurt towards herself and giving herself a facial. Dirty bitch. I approve.

>> No.12598742

>>12598685
fuck you

>> No.12598750

>>12598719
British influence

>> No.12598762
File: 2.96 MB, 438x440, High Protein Breakfast Recipe 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598853
File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Cheesy Chicken Broccoli Pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598855

>>12598698
>Step 1
>Step 11
what happened to steps 2-10

>> No.12598861
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Chicken Breasts with TOMATO Sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598877
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>>12598855
9 ingredients plus Butter and Crustless bread?

>> No.12598881
File: 2.84 MB, 540x540, Slow Cooker Honey Garlic Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598886
File: 2.74 MB, 540x540, Open Pan Chicken And Veggies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598891

>>12598813
based

>> No.12598902
File: 2.66 MB, 640x360, American Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598911
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>> No.12598917
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>> No.12598919
File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, yummy face challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598921

>>12598917
cringe

>> No.12598929
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Buey Black Angus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598934

>>12598911
Half these step by step videos use the donut pan, why is that?

>> No.12598936
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, You've Got The Perfect Dinner.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12598952
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>>12598919

>> No.12598978
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>> No.12599008

>>12598515
That was painful to watch.

>> No.12599057

>>12598902
no.

>> No.12599064 [DELETED] 
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, Beachside Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12599008
This should make you laugh.
>Just got back from another BAN.

>> No.12599065

>>12598934
>donut pan
based noob chef

>> No.12599075

>>12598546
>let's cut it so thin that people won't be able to taste how shit that crap actually tastes :) oh it's a delicacy btw pls $150 + tip

>> No.12599090

>>12598508
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DONT FRY FOOD AT HOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.12599103

>>12599090
why?

>> No.12599145
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>>12599075

>> No.12599201
File: 2.82 MB, 540x540, Food Photo Hacks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12599207

>>12598504
>feeding another man possibly the most phallic looking mollusk on the planet

>> No.12599255
File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, Aubergine 3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12599207
Wait WTF, you watched the full vid?

>> No.12599282

>>12598813
Thot status : battered

>> No.12599320

>>12598508
>crispy
>wash all the starch off
okay

>> No.12599376
File: 2.33 MB, 640x360, Creamy yogurt guacamole.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12599448

>>12598855
oh sweet little baby come on
I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X

>> No.12599472

>>12598799
>HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.. UM.. HMMMMM. MM... MMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMM........HHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.12599536
File: 2.87 MB, 514x640, NEVER Tip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12599551

>>12598500
That's boiled chicken.

>> No.12599568
File: 2.83 MB, 540x540, Coca Cola Chicken Wings Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12599551

>> No.12599623
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Delivery Lunch In Mumbai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12599623

Pick up lunch, deliver lunch, return empty's.
>Worst Job ever...

>> No.12599787

>>12598500
Yuck. Oil wasn't even hot enough to brown the skin.

>> No.12600227

>>12598917
cant have a webm thread without the king
how does he do it?

>> No.12600302

>>12599064
>back from a ban
Go back you unfunny taint tickler.

>> No.12600433

>>12598551
>the oil should be hot but not too hot
why are all webms like this

>> No.12600453

>>12598658
this woman should be ashamed. garbage technique

>> No.12600455

>>12598808
how?

>> No.12600458
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>>12600302

>> No.12600465
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, CURRY CHICKEN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600473
File: 2.86 MB, 540x540, One Pot Chicken Alfredo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600477

>>12598498
Flashing gave me epilepsy

>> No.12600480
File: 3.00 MB, 540x540, Orange Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600487
File: 2.89 MB, 540x540, One Pot Chicken Fajita Pasta.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600507
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Confiscated Geoduck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600509

>>12598563
HAHAHA BENIS :----D~~~

>> No.12600510
File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Stuffed Chicken Parmesan.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600539
File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, Geoduck Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600543

>>12599090
hello adam

>> No.12600544

>>12600539
>the phallic siphon

So they're literally eating dick

>> No.12600547
File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Geoduck Ceviche Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600557

>>12598917
?tuo teg eh seod woH

>> No.12600580

>>12600539
>Geoduck
>pronounced "gooey duck"
why not just spell it "gooey"?

>> No.12600616
File: 2.85 MB, 404x714, GEODUCK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600617

>>12598808
Do do do do always coca cola

>> No.12600634
File: 2.77 MB, 354x640, Argentina Road Hoggers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600643

>>12598698
Why call it a mayonnaise sandwich?

>> No.12600662

>>12598799
No smart phones, just people enjoying the moment

>> No.12600683
File: 2.88 MB, 400x708, Flossing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600746

>>12598500
My chinese mail-order wife made this for me when she first came to the U.S. It was actually really good, totally threw me since I thought it would be nasty.

>> No.12600760
File: 2.77 MB, 640x360, Delivery Robot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600786
File: 109 KB, 969x600, colachicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12600746

>> No.12600795
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>>12598515
god why is this so hot. i'd let her cook and eat my cock and balls if she let me watch it like that.

>> No.12600816

>>12599201
Shitty beer to start with

>> No.12600825

>>12598508
>first step is to peel the potatoes
stopped watching right there

>> No.12600851
File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Homemade cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600856

>>12600746
how's everything else going with that?

>> No.12600857

>>12600455
Stimulated nerves before rigor mortis sets in.

>> No.12600861

>>12600795
get help man.

>> No.12600864
File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, Cheesy Garlic Pull Apart Bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12600875
File: 2.48 MB, 518x518, croquettes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12600861
there's nothing wrong with me at all thank you

>> No.12600880

>>12600507
Why is he throwing away those poor gooeys? :(

>> No.12600912

>>12598813
How can someone be so impossibly stupid

>> No.12600917
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Spring-Onion Egg Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12600880
“If shellfish is not accompanied by a department of health certification tag, I am required to seize that,”

>> No.12600926

>>12599064
The girl in pink looks like she has cerebral palsy + celiacs disease jesus fucking christ how disgusting. I bet the isn't even attracted to him yet looks like she's mentally retarded with an ugly rat nozzle

>> No.12600939

>>12600616
Why are they so desperate for money they have to eat it like a retard and make it look similar to getting a facial

>> No.12600981

>>12600939
You just watched it for free. What makes you think they're getting money for that?

>> No.12600982

>>12599090
I do this all the time. Problem?

>> No.12601027
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Geoduck Poaching Infogram.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601028

>>12598563
tfw asian whore will never pour boiling water all over my benis

>> No.12601185
File: 2.88 MB, 540x540, Real & Food Photo Hacks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601196

>>12600981
Are you retarded? Do you think the video originates on 4chan you retarded fuck?

>> No.12601505

>>12600580
because it isn't an english word. even then, english has more than plenty of contradictory pronunciation rules.

>> No.12601520
File: 1.01 MB, 480x480, noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601533
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>>12598504
Mmm I'd put his geoduck in my taco if you know what I mean haha

>> No.12601544
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, egg recipes 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12601520
i want to shove a bowl full of noodles

>> No.12601644

>>12598698
so it's a coleslaw sandwich

>> No.12601655
File: 2.92 MB, 854x480, Edible water bottle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601672

>>12598762
Kings view?

>> No.12601673

>>12598917
How much does he charges for that delicious sammich?

>> No.12601739

>>12601655
Not exactly a bottle if it's just a tablespoon's worth of water. What a useless invention.

>> No.12601744
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>>12598498
like 70 percent of this thread is about phallic shaped food, youre all literally faggots and anime girls

>> No.12601796
File: 2.99 MB, 610x776, trash food on table.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601919
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>> No.12601925
File: 1.33 MB, 404x718, noodles2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601928
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>> No.12601931
File: 2.18 MB, 436x638, the_precision_of_his_pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601934
File: 2.52 MB, 720x720, yin-yang_soup.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12601939
File: 79 KB, 896x720, [HorribleSubs] Zombieland Saga - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.34_[2018.11.06_18.42.39].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12598515
>people pay money to watch/listen to people eat food

>> No.12601982

>>12601739
its good for old people, thier sense of thirst is dulled so they can get dehydrated more often, but old fucks love to suck on things

>> No.12601983

>>12599536
Do we know that he's eating someone else's order and not just having his own lunch?

>> No.12602080

>>12598799
Who the fuck is this chill-looking dude and why was he replaced by an annoying pedophile?

>> No.12602098

>>12598978
I always wonder how good of a job this is.

>> No.12602115
File: 2.63 MB, 720x480, PepsiCo Sues Indian Farmers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12601983
The way he neatly smoothed everything out before putting the lid back on?

>> No.12602276
File: 2.83 MB, 544x600, Sheniqua...NO.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12602328

>>12602276
this twat was apparently not old enough to be prosecuted as an adult. Bitch looks 19 at least.

>> No.12602356
File: 2.97 MB, 558x554, Lick Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>> No.12602427

>>12598515
Maybe if she was a little hotter but watching the Buddha go down on a dead donkey dick is a little unnerving.

>> No.12602430

>>12602276
I guess edgy but I had daydreams of Jason walking by, straight up cupping the back of her head in his hand and slamming her head through the glass.

>> No.12602457
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Venezuelaian Food Truck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12602457

>>12602356
This one, is a compilation.

Not the same as
>>12602276

>> No.12602487

>>12602356
>Be human trash challenge

>> No.12602503

>>12598508

Nah, crispiest fries you can get are via the McDonalds method:

>peel and chop
>water bath at 75C for 15 minutes
>fry
>freeze
>fry again

Much faff but works like a charm. If you want the maximum authentic effect you can add things like dextrose and beef extract to the water bath.

>> No.12602546

>>12598515
SAUCE

>> No.12602635

>>12598719
Of all the old wives tales how do people believe this one? It's the same as the rest of the bread but cooked more.

>> No.12602688

>>12598719
heh

>> No.12602696

>>12598546
Imagine paying for like 3 grams of "food"

>> No.12602706

>>12602356
>homosexuals, trannies and non-whites
How do I move into that diverse multicultural paradise? My backwards town is 100% white and cisheteronormative.

>> No.12602741

>>12601931
Man I want that skill and technique.

>> No.12602755

>>12602356
I'm not the type to harbor such thoughts but I want these people to kill themselves

>> No.12602768

>>12598607
> 30 min
Burnt

>> No.12602885

>>12600795
baste and distilled

>> No.12603026

>>12600616
why are chinks so fucking ugly

>> No.12603089

>>12601931
plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop plop

>> No.12603391

>>12598722
The flour they used appears to be corn flour. So they are corn dogs.

>> No.12603850
File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs r9k goal6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12603850

Reminder that /ck/ will parttake in the 4cc summer cup in just a few weeks time and if you have any suggestions regarding the roster now is the time to voice them.

or if you want to help out with the team.

>> No.12603860
File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, ck vs lgbt goal3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>12603850
our current roster can be found here
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ck/

>> No.12604066
File: 60 KB, 512x384, 168b - Fiasco! (130).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12604066

>>12601796
SHUT UP, IT'S ART

>> No.12604239

>>12600616
>that fucking obvious chin filter on the last one
why do chinks do this?

>> No.12604298

>>12602755
woah cool it with the racism and homophobia

>> No.12604339

>>12604298
Maybe they should cool it with the antisocial behavior and general unnecessary antagonism towards their fellow man.

>> No.12604351

>>12598498
The nigger who edited this video needs to be burned to death on a rubber tire

>> No.12604522

>>12598498
>let's just flash random colors every few seconds that's pretty cool looking right

>> No.12604527

>>12599787
at no point was the chicken skin in any danger of being browned, never even touched the oil directly

>> No.12604537

>>12598902
do americans.... REALLY?

>> No.12604554

>>12598512
Fuck that was stupid. Then the bazillion scallion at the end.

>> No.12604748

>>12598952
>>12598919
SHOW US WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED

>> No.12604762

>>12598515
God, i wish that were me

>> No.12604773

>>12600746
Was this a joke post? Are there actually people who order brides online? Must be a suffering existence, being seen as an object by your spouse, both by the purchaser and the bride.

>> No.12604785

>>12598504
It looks fucking delicious.

>> No.12604810

>>12604773
yes its cheaper to buy a new wife every few years and have the old one deported than it is to get a real wife and have her take half your money for the rest of your life

>> No.12604832
File: 487 KB, 472x854, 1562516241559.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12604832

Fresh food.

>> No.12604837

>>12598663
Indonesian rice fucking sucks.

>> No.12604903

>>12598978
Why do they throw away 60% of the scallop? I bet they could use it for other delicious dishes. I always use everything inside the shell except for the poo bag.

>> No.12604911

>>12604903
because it would take 3x as long to shell one do you want to pay 10x the price you do now for scallops?

>> No.12604949

>>12600616
Why don't they even prepare the fucking clam? They eat the disgusting foreskin-like overcoating, fucking alien looking subhumans.

>> No.12604988

>>12604911
Just sell me the fucking clam.

>> No.12605010
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>>12598504

>> No.12605014

>>12604832
wtf is that thing though

>> No.12605022

>>12604988
so you want to pay more for shipping and storage for less food?

>> No.12605023

>>12605014
looks like there's a frog leg behind it.

>> No.12605032

>>12598635
Those turkey legs are no joke. Best bang for your buck in the parks for sure. Except for maybe those chicken waffle sandwiches in Magic Kingdom in Orlando.

>> No.12605047

>>12605014
>SaltOnFreshlyButcheredMeat.webm

>> No.12605085

>>12605022
I want to pay less for the labor.

>> No.12605097

>>12605085
petroleum is still expensive even if you use slaves

>> No.12605114

>>12605014


Fish who just got killed but still has its nerves active. By pouring salt or vinegar on it, it will do this.

>> No.12605242

>>12598709
>10 minutes
>Requires 2 hr prep

>> No.12605303

>>12600507
Without government, who would throw away crates of perfectly good food based on a technicality?

>> No.12605334

>>12598902
Why must Germany always take american food and drop the ball even harder

>> No.12605386

>>12600473
Literally trying this right now.

>> No.12605402

>>12601939
Blame the Koreans, they started this shit just cause they’re too shy to hire hookers and now we’re all stuck with this shit.

>> No.12606001

>>12598978
He looks like he's about to snap and shank the other guy.

>> No.12606034
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>> No.12606059

>>12604903
if you notice he isn't throwing out the shell with the leftover meat, he throws it down on the table.

>> No.12606127

>>12598658
That's not how you make tamales.
>t. texan

>> No.12606229

>>12606127
Don't fucking tell anyone the secret to making real tamales, those fucking cartel abuelitas don't fuck around with that shit. Also if you're north of San Antonio you don't know shit about real Mexican food anyway.

>> No.12606236

>>12606229
Eat a steamy geoduck, faggot. I'm from near Corpus Christi.

>> No.12606263

>>12606236
>near Corpus Christi.
Meet me in Rockport and I'll show your ass how to make tamales.

>> No.12606277

>>12606263
No thanks, I'm not into trannies.

>> No.12606286

>>12606277
It's fucking Rockport you cunt, if I was a queer I'd have already killed myself.
Your loss anyway, more tamales for me.

>> No.12606294

>>12598853
>cook pasta for 20 minutes
That doesn't sound right.

>> No.12606313

>>12600510
Love me some chicken permission

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>> No.12606382

>>12602503
sounds unneeded, the old fry at low temp then fry again while cold works fine

>> No.12606513

>>12598917
I hadnt seen it in reverse before, well played

>> No.12606586

>>12603860
you're doing gods work

>> No.12606673
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>> No.12606724

>>12600746
where can i get one

>> No.12606737

>>12606694
This kills the crab.

>> No.12606759

>>12598515
Death to animal abusers and those who pay to abuse and kill those animals.

>> No.12606766

>>12606694
Death to meat eaters

>> No.12606813
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>>12605303
Customers

>> No.12606943
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>> No.12606951
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>> No.12606953

>>12606766
death to you, faggot

>> No.12606955
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>> No.12606968

>>12601796
This "dish" should be called "fuck you" and the last "cook" just starts punching you in the face.

>> No.12606976

>>12601533
have sex with me

>> No.12606989
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>> No.12607008
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>>12600302

>> No.12607009

>>12598515
and I'm out

>> No.12607011

>>12600539
>touted as an aphrodisiac in China
What DON'T they claim helps them fuck?

>> No.12607026
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>> No.12607299
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>>12607026
Revolting.

>> No.12607390

Ahem.
FUCK GOOEYDUCKS AND FUCK ALL THE FAGGOTS POSTING WEBMS ABOUT IT. FUCK OFF GAYLORDS.

>> No.12607415

>>12600539
>lives for 140 years
that kinda sucks to turn that into a shitty jap meal

>> No.12607416

>>12600510
>chicken parmesan
>put mozzarella in the chicken.

>> No.12607429

>>12600487
since when the fuck does fajita have pasta in it?

>> No.12607434

>>12598934
it means you can stack things.

>> No.12607625

>>12598799
What the absolute fuck

>> No.12607639

>>12605386
How did it go?

>> No.12607674

>>12598813
based boomer obliterating thot

>> No.12607676

>>12607026
do people from _________ really drink this?

>> No.12607721

>>12602356
>either a flamboyant faggot or some thot
Every fucking time

>> No.12607769

>>12599090
What am I supposed to do? Stare at the potato?

>> No.12607790

>>12598515
Why can't the rest of the world team up to launch a deadly plague on China?

>> No.12607891

>>12607790
based

>> No.12607923

>>12598698
THANOS CAR
THANO CAR
THANOS CAR
THANO CAR

>> No.12607934

>>12598799
OMG, its fucking HIM!
I didn't recognize this cuck, he actually looks chill in this video.

>> No.12607985

>>12606955
damn that's an ugly roastie

>> No.12608063
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>>12606766
It's just nature, bro.

>> No.12608130

>>12601796
That'll be 1000 dollars, and your wife's dignity as a tip.

>> No.12608150

>>12602356
Can we PLEASE not tamper with the fucking food. I was out on a date with a girl, and she told me she spit and blew her nose in another girls drink, that was being a bitch to her, and a chastised the shit out of her for it.
FUCKING JUST DON'T TAMPER WITH OTHER PEOPLES FOOD!! It is disgusting.

>> No.12608225

>>12598978
this video is clearly sped up

>> No.12608270
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>>12598799
time...

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>>12608063
he's eating the fukin chicks, monster goat, kek

>> No.12608341

>>12598508
This is the only right way to make Belgian Fries. 10/10 would eat with some stoofvlees saus and a bicky burger. Gooood shit boiiis.

>> No.12608414

>>12600539
im new to /ck/, has geoduck always been a meme here?

>> No.12608439

>>12598902
>the sausages are not all rotated the same direction
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.12608464

>>12607676

It's quite good. Better than just about any energy drink for getting your shit going and lasting. No need to be pretentious about making it though. I do about 1 or two tablespoons of butter alone.

>> No.12608480
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12608480

last chance to get you word in regarding our 4cc summerc Up roster.

so far only very minor changes are planned, as the board is pretty stale

>> No.12608696

>>12598799
I wonder what happened to him, he used to look so chill

>> No.12608732
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>>12602115
>spend assloads modifying potato to withstand specific pesticide
>indians steal your product and sell it
they could've grown any other variety, like they had been for decades probably, but no, they wanted the shortcut without paying for it

>> No.12608771

>>12600510
>fucking sprinkle cheese parmesan
I'm not saying it's inherently bad, I'll sprinkle that shit on a tombstone but the god damn dish is called chicken PARMESAN

>> No.12608835

>>12604748
there are no bodies left, he ate everything

>> No.12608867

>>12607676
retards drink it all over the planet
it's supposed to help you make money

>> No.12609363

>>12601939
>720p

>> No.12609406

>>12598607
what the fuck is this shit

>> No.12609575

>>12598546
>delicacy
they sell geoducks for dirt cheap in every place I've seen them sold, what's up with that?

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>>12599201
>>12601185

MFW we will never eat fast food as advertised.

>> No.12609702

>>12598853
Eh, seems like a decent enough low effort weeknight meal. Good if you have kids

>> No.12610018

>>12609676
You could just eat colored potato mash and glue.

>> No.12610070

>>12605303
>too lazy to put on a tag
I wouldn't trust it either.

>> No.12610072

>>12598917
Worst meme

>> No.12610256

>>12608480
Anything will be better than Molly & Claire

>> No.12610464

>>12601185
>looks cooked
>doesn't look cooked at all

>> No.12610829
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>>12598515

>> No.12610853

>>12601796
>>12601919
ask anybody which one they'd prefer and they'd pick the donut 99% of the time

>> No.12610865

>>12602457
this is just said
thank god I wasn't born in venezuela

>> No.12610900

>>12606294
Looks like they cook them until all of the water has absorbed and then until any remaining boils off. If you did it yourself it probably wouldn't take as long. That's the problem with these kinds of cooking videos. They show you the steps but don't really explain them so you aren't actually learning anything.

>> No.12610965

>>12605242
"Prep doesn't count. :^)"

>> No.12610994
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>>12598902
Absolutely not.

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>> No.12611003
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>> No.12611006

>>12600507
>white crackers mad about the size of the geoducks
they mad

>> No.12611019
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>>12601796

>> No.12611038

>>12606955
is always blacks, browns or mixed race that do this shit

>> No.12611048

>>12599568
>coffee

For what purpose?

>> No.12611068

>>12604837
then, your life sucks too

>> No.12611072

>>12610900
Also they're a boring video format, that only serves the self indulgence of the person filming. Just put out a fucking recipe if it's so good.

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>> No.12611101

>>12608130
honestly not far off, it's alinea so prices start at $500

>> No.12611104

>>12601739
You could just eat/drink a pack of like 5 of them

>> No.12611116

>>12606968
i never laugh so hard

>> No.12611118

>>12611019
restaurants are such a fucking scam

>> No.12611123

>>12611104
Sounds perfectly reasonable. Just put 50 of these fucking things in your backpack or pocket before going hiking or working all day in the sun. Real useful invention, they definitely won't just fucking pop in an ice chest or anything.

>> No.12611144

>>12598500
I was expecting to see the soy sauce and coke reduced down to a glaze.

>> No.12611148

>>12598504
Did he smell the gooey weiner at 0:20?

>> No.12611203

>>12598585
gay

>> No.12611211

>>12598805
damn
that looks good, but what is that sauce?

>> No.12611215

>>12598902
i might make this

>> No.12611225

>>12611048
flavour?
aroma?
bitter?

things related to how coffee tastes?

>> No.12611260
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>> No.12611270

>>12599090
Adam pls go

>> No.12611271
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>>12599255
>says eggplant in the video
>filename says aubergine
I will DESTROY England

>> No.12611291
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>> No.12611294
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>> No.12611317
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>> No.12611424

>>12602635
the actual old wives tale refers to the peel on fruits and vegetables

>> No.12611457
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>> No.12611467

>>12598661
god damn bitch whores! fuck those bitch whores!!

>> No.12611516

>>12611457
>the way she cuts the meat
>the camera going out of focus
>the fucking weird as fuck setting
>the lady looking crazy as hell while eating

Why is this so bad on every single level? The premise isn't even bad just the whole execution is terrible.

>> No.12611542

>>12611516
Blame Sony for the camera going out of focus.

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>>12598813
Got em

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What the FUCK is wrong with his face?

>> No.12611863

>>12604810
He just means 'a woman from China'.

>> No.12612523

>>12602080
>>12607934
>>12608696
Samefag.

>> No.12613320
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