/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12596838]

>absolutely beats the living shit out of any hot sauce you like

[Anonymous No.12596884]

The most vile concoction in the Western Hemisphere
I originally purchased this hot sauce because I thought that it would make me seem sophisticated and trendy. Little did I know what was in store for me.

Let's start with the aromatic journey you undertake when first uncorking the stuff. There are very few words which adequately sum up the experience. You are first treated to the putrid stench of a thousand decaying and liquefied zombie corpses. As this passes, it morphs into the subtler smell of 30 angry skunks all spraying you simultaneously, culminating in what can only be described as the stank of the urine of Satan after a heavy serving of asparagus.

And then there was the flavor. Have you ever eaten three-day-old summer roadkill - the really bloated, mangled kind that's been slow-cooking on the asphalt ever since Bubba ran it down in his lifted Ford F350 with the 'truck ballz' trailer hitch?

I haven't, but I bet it tastes exactly like TRUFF.

Now, onto the after-party. Oh yes, the gooey, desiccated gray food-like product that is TRUFF doesn't stop giving after the swallowing's done.

72 hours later and I'm still trapped in the bathroom.

I've had geyser-like diarrhea all afternoon. It's eased up a little now, but I feel another fire hose session coming on any second now. I know I've filled the toilet up to the brim at least ten times, and every time, it looked and smelled like TRUFF. I've been drinking coffee and some beer to keep my strength up, but where the heck does it all come from?? Can't the human body finally just run out of diarrhea?

Oh yeah - BTW - don't buy TRUFF. You will be sad, and so will your colon.

[Anonymous No.12596886]

>>12596838
Hey guy, there's no way it's better than Bjorn's ass rape sauce.

[Anonymous No.12596918]

>>12596884
>copypasta from a vark thread
You spent time on this for nothing.

[Anonymous No.12597657]

heres the theoretical best hot sauce: pureed apple peppers (sweet hot, good flavor), some jalapeno, fresh, pureed. some salt, a little dried chile powder, fresh garlic, water, a little olive oil, spice like oregano. leave out the vinegar, and you just have a nice hot smooth textured relish.

[Anonymous No.12597670]

are truffles something people just pretend to enjoy or am i really a tastelet? truffles are a great, expensive way to ruin an otherwise good dish/sauce

[Anonymous No.12597673]

>truffle infused

[Anonymous No.12597678]

>>12596838
I don't like that bottle. Looks like some kind of cheap perfume, or alcohol.

[Anonymous No.12597686]

>>12597673
there's a soyboy lurking under your bed at night.

[Anonymous No.12597687]

>>12597670
Black truffles when used correctly should be used sparingly and be the center of the dish. They have a very strong flavor and smell that will dominate most things in a dish if not used correctly.
White truffles are much more subtle and can be easily overpowered by other things.

[Anonymous No.12597769]

i like franks

[Anonymous No.12597790]

For me, it's Valentinas
The best hot sauce

[Anonymous No.12597805]

>>12596838
looks like hipster faggot sauce for soulless individuals who need to prove their worth to onlookers by parading their fancy truffle oil signaling worth, while in reality they are hiding their lack of personality and bitter husk of a soul

[Anonymous No.12597836]

I just chew pepper dipped in vinegar

[Anonymous No.12597943]

>>12597657
>not apricot, ginger, garlic, ghost

[Anonymous No.12598080]

>>12596838
if it contains 'truffle' oil, it belongs in the trash, and it's creator also.

[Anonymous No.12598116]

Real truffle oil is good but expensive. Fake truffle oil made from chemicals and not the mushroom truffle are pretty bad. Just like all mushrooms, the taste can overpower easily so the skill of the chef really shows when it comes to dosage. I had good times, I had bad times. It doesn't play well with many other ingredients though so making a sauce out of it is most likely foolish.

[Anonymous No.12598337]

>>12597805
Don't get so offended /pol/

[Anonymous No.12599210]

Have you all even tried this?
I buy refills all the time of the original recipe but I just got the new spicier one and if you don't like the overpowering truffle flavor of the original then the spicy one is probably what you'd like better.

[Anonymous No.12599384]

>>12597670
you've never had truffles you've had """truffle oil""" which is gross chemical garbage. real truffles are so subtle I couldn't conceive of anyone having a strong opinion about them. definitely a meme garnish though

[Anonymous No.12599460]

>>12599384
Have you actually had the sauce? Could you say if they're just using truffle oil or actual truffles?

[Anonymous No.12599512]

>>12599384
Those are truffle slices aren't they?

[Anonymous No.12600103]

>>12599210
You fool, you absolute buffoon
People don't try stuff here

[Anonymous No.12600398]

>>12599384
>truffles
For me they are a mixed bag
I love the smell, but they taste like nothing much really
Even more if you mix them with something
The smell though ....

[Anonymous No.12600405]

what an absolute rape of delicious truffle flavour

undignified ameriburgers need to be put down

[Anonymous No.12600428]

>>12596838
blocks you're path

[Anonymous No.12600451]

>>12600428
*your

[Anonymous No.12600474]

>>12600451
*y’all’s

[Anonymous No.12600528]

>>12599512
Thise truffles don't fix that piss poor overcooked pasta.

[Anonymous No.12600778]

>>12600528
How can you tell from a screenshot of a video?

[Anonymous No.12600791]

>>12600103
Sure they do. I'm here and I try stuff.

I even tried jollibee.

[Anonymous No.12600804]

>>12596838
Looks gay and pretentious. Also everyone knows green hot sauces are better than red hot sauces, they just lack the heat a red sauce can bring. Not that gay ass cayenne pepper sauce you posted tho. That’s probably on the same level of heat as Frank’s...

[Anonymous No.12600842]

Hot sauce is degenerate. Learn how to season properly.

[Anonymous No.12600892]

>>12600842
I only put hot sauce on certain dishes like tacos or omelets - sometimes fish as long as it's not sushi.
Not only that but if I get Asian food, I'll only use hot mustard or chili paste.

[Anonymous No.12600896]

>>12600804
>>12599210
The new red line they put out is much hotter than the original black label.

[Anonymous No.12601351]

>>12600842
>t. boomer

[Anonymous No.12601540]

>>12596918
I copy and pasted it from Amazon and it made me laugh so it wasn't a waste of time for me. Enjoy friend!

[Anonymous No.12602596]

>>12596838
truffle hot sauce... im fucking listening

[Anonymous No.12603133]

>>12602596
Don't listen to the fucking asshats in this thread. Its delicious.

[Anonymous No.12604704]

>>12602596
It's so fucking good. It's a flavor in itself that I had not tried prior to tasting it. It was a special kind of mindfuck with being in my 40s. I thought I'd eaten/tasted everything.

[Anonymous No.12605967]

>>12600842
I put this on my hamburger helper earlier

[Anonymous No.12606200]

>>12600428
Idk what happened. I was a Texas Pete boy for forever, but my taste-buds changed like literally 2 months ago and now I'm a Frank's guy. I still like TP on chicken but that's it. Biology is weird

[Anonymous No.12606215]

>>12606200
Before truff, all I cared about was el yuca teco - especially the Mayan recipe. I still really enjoy it but only if I don't have truff available.

[Anonymous No.12606233]

>>12596838
Piss mushrooms are pointless.
Good, but pointless.
Adding any non-complementry ingredient to a sauce really shrinks it's compatibility with most food.

[Anonymous No.12606357]

>>12606233
I don't know. I think it gives it a very unique taste. Its like what sriracha should be.

[Anonymous No.12606511]

>>12596884
Lmfao epic i lold. If your OC props. If copypasta thx 4 sharing