/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.12596212]

he cant fucking cook.

[Anonymous No.12596237]

Cooks better than you

[Anonymous No.12596241]

>>12596237
doubt

[Anonymous No.12596253]

>dude let's season every fucking individual ingredient with salt pepper parsley and smoked paprika
fuck this cunt, but what made me truly drop him was him acting like a bitch about eating pizza hawaii, what an arsewipe

[Anonymous No.12596258]

>>12596212
he can cook quite well, it's just a very specific style of french gastronomy. Outside of this he has all the skills of your average Scott-British male raised in a low income household by a working mom.

[Anonymous No.12596269]

>>12596212
Why are you trying to cope? I assume it's because you can't cook

[Anonymous No.12596305]

>>12596253
How are people not tired of this "PIneapple on pizza is Satan" meme? It's never been funny and they just come across as a total spastic.

[Anonymous No.12596385]

>>12596258
that makes a lot of sense. i couldn't figure him out before I saw this

[Anonymous No.12596397]

>>12596212
He makes the best fucking burgers you can’t fit in your mouth.
Faggot.

[Anonymous No.12596760]

this was an unbridled bait and you incels took it, fucking faggots lmao

[Anonymous No.12596881]

>man cooks well
>cooks so well he becomes rich and famous
>makes a few mistakes because he was a bit tired that day (happens to the best of us, yes?)
>nobodies on the internet insult him
what exactly have you done? nothing, yes?

[Anonymous No.12596892]

He can't make a hambirder, yhat's for sure.

[Anonymous No.12596900]

>>12596881
I just got done doing your mom, yes?

[Anonymous No.12596902]

>>12596900
easy tiger

[Anonymous No.12596946]

>>12596237
He does not cook better than me.
>>12596258
Interesting insight
>>12596760
If this faggot came to my kitchen, I'd gut him with a paring knife.
>>12596881
I haven't cheated anyone out of anyting unlike Ramsey.

I'm a better cook//chef than him..

I cook meat on a fire.

[Anonymous No.12596955]

>>12596212
His face scares me.

[Anonymous No.12596990]

>>12596946
1. you can't cook
2. you're probably a scrawny weakling
3. you haven't the balls to put yourself out in the public firing line like he has, you're a coward

[Anonymous No.12597002]

>>12596946
lol.
>He does not cook better than me.
Show us your three Michelin stars. Inb4 "I turned them down."
>I'd gut him with a paring knife.
Look out, internet tough guy could kick Gordon Ramsay's ass in a hypothetical fight in his imagination!
>I haven't cheated anyone out of anything
You've cheated yourself out of better uses of your time by pretending to be Billy Bad-Ass for retards on 4chan. If Gordon Ramsay did cook better than you, it's because he cheated, right?

Fucking transparent.

[Anonymous No.12597094]

>>12596212
but he can.
your obsession against him is really sad

[Anonymous No.12597103]

Can't age with grace either

[Anonymous No.12597191]

>>12596212
he's a hack

[Anonymous No.12597227]

gordon ramsay is funny enough that i can overlook the rest of his flaws

also i just like the way he talks. being able to type in "gordon ramsay" on youtube and hear him say shit like "pan. hot. carrot. onion. garlic. parsley. in." is oddly therapeutic

[Anonymous No.12597278]

>>12596212
Authentic, rustic, local, burguh

[Anonymous No.12597354]

>>12597103
What does that even mean? Oh no he changed his appearance slightly!

[Anonymous No.12597361]

>>12597354
Clearly got a botched facelift.

[Anonymous No.12597368]

>>12596881
you sure do type like a brit

[Anonymous No.12597369]

He cooks everything for at least 4 hours and yells a lot. That is ALL HE DOES.

[Anonymous No.12597376]

>>12597368
Ending declaratory sentences with a question is more of a Jewish thing, yes?

[Anonymous No.12597387]

>>12597376
No, it is only done by people who cook everything in the oven for at least 4 hours at 400F

[Anonymous No.12597391]

I am a better cook than Gordon Ramsey. Change my mind.

[Anonymous No.12597395]

>>12596258
Which specific style

and well, surely the skills transfer?

[Anonymous No.12597405]

>>12597391
I can tell that was cooked for at least 4 hours in the oven at 400F, yes?
Excellent work mate, I was going to give a sloppy rim to my buddy here but now want to go to IHop

[Anonymous No.12597442]

>>12597391
I’m about to puke

[Anonymous No.12597450]

>>12597442
Looks like it was cooked for at least 4 hours.
>>12597391

[Anonymous No.12597462]

>>12597361
Not really botched. He's always looked strange.

[Anonymous No.12597483]

>>12597103
I’m confused, he looks like he’s actually gotten less wrinkly?

[Anonymous No.12597547]

Im not suprised /ck/ hates on a good chef, would you all like him better if he made fast food fish fillets?

[Anonymous No.12597561]

>>12597547
We'd like him better if he dressed like a patrician.

[Anonymous No.12597638]

>>12597387
My great Grandpa escaped an oven that was at 400 F

[Anonymous No.12597660]

>>12596241
cope

[Anonymous No.12597704]

>>12597561
Reviewbrah dresses like shit

[Anonymous No.12597804]

>>12597547
he's not only a good chef but he also really tries to help people out. ramsay does some funny stuff as well which I didn't expect.

[Anonymous No.12597819]

>>12597804
>help people out
>redecorates their shitty restaurant
>"Come in and take a look!"
>everyone files in slowly looking around with their mouths open
>OH MY GAH
>WOW
>OH MY GAAAA
>"The menu, has been completely redesigned! Simple, delicious, local ingredients!"
>the procession makes it way to the table
>they descend upon the food
>gordon can't resist saying "Delicious!" after describing every plate
>MMM
>THIS IS SO GOOD
>WOW

[Anonymous No.12597821]

>>12597704
He's so fucking cute.

[Anonymous No.12597934]

Don't know if he can cook or not, but fuck him, I hate how everyone worships his "le angry chef yells at bad cooks, roasts people on Twitter but is also nice to kids" routine like fuck off. It's kinda funny but he's not a culinary god because of a few Hell's Kitchen seasons.

[Anonymous No.12597953]

>>12597934
That goes back before him though. Marco was the same way but worse before him, and Marco's teacher, and back, and back. It's all idolization of the French Laundry model where they run shit like it's the military. That's slowly changing thanks to us Americans. Bourdain was like that because he wanted to suck off Marco when his book came out, but even he noticed it was changing by the time Kitchen Confidential was published.

[Anonymous No.12597979]

>>12596212
I knew he was a fraud when he did one of those "meals on a budget" recipes and included fucking saffron.

[Anonymous No.12597986]

>>12596760
>everything is bait durrrr you fell for it
No shit it's bait Sherlock.
We're all here just to entertain each other.
I swear to God why do gold star retard olympians come on here and feel superior to others for "recognizing bait"
EVERY FUCKING THREAD IS BAIT YOU FUCKING RETARD WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT
Just let us have fun and go back to fucking reddit where you belong

[Anonymous No.12598018]

>>12596955
Sosig

[Anonymous No.12598024]

>>12597638
It seems all of them did..

They wouldn't if my grandpa was watching them

[Anonymous No.12598033]

>>12596212
I agreed. He's completely lost the plot, he's washed up, he's over the hill, however you want to say it. Wrinkly little bridge troll.

[Anonymous No.12598145]

>>12597986
>t. newfag

[Anonymous No.12598181]

>>12596881
t. Olympic medal winner at typing like a homo

[Anonymous No.12598227]

He is a good cook but uses low quality ingredients. Most of the stuff is not organic, the meat is not organic etc.

He will die early

[Anonymous No.12598322]

>>12597395
>Which specific style
Paris and Île-de-France. He credits Guy Savoy as his real mentor after getting fed up with MPW, he spent soome years abroad before becoming a private chef on a Yacht which travelled around the world giving him the opportunity to learn Italian as well.

Before opening his own Restaraunt (covered in boiling point) he worked at:

>Wroxton House Hotel, until his affair with the owners wife complicated his employment - yes, really
>Harveys under MPW for almost 3 years
>Le Gavroche for a year
>Hotel Diva, a ski resort in the French Alps
>Guy Savoy in Paris
>Idlewild, private yacht
>La Tante Claire in Chelsea
>Aubergine under MPW again for 5 years
And then he opened his own Restaurant in Chelsea in 1998
>>12596385
>>12596946
His dad was also a violent alcoholic who beat the shit out of him, and his father in law who he trusted implicitly maaaayy have screwed him over on a business deal.

[Anonymous No.12598801]

>>12597002
You take the internet a bit too seriously. I don't like the staged shows although all intelligent people would like to beat all the idiots into submission to do their job right.
>>12598322
Food Service is populated mainly by high-on felons and drop-outs with low IQ. There are some sincere people who are really trying but don't have the background in Attention to Detail, and studying under a Taskmaster beats this into them. It's the same principle as the Military and I'v'e done both military service and food service (kek).
I've met and worked with some real artists from extremely harsh backgrounds and they have violent/drug felonies to work out. Being a chef allows them to express their intelligence and drive and it's a wonderful thing to watch and experience.
I just don't like the commercialized version of it.

I hope everyone here gets a chance to work with an American chef who rose him/herself up out of the shit on pure desire. It's out there.

But, you have to beat the shit out of people for not paying attention to detail in cleaning, prep, etc. When you do, you'll have an efficient kitchen outfitted by bull-dyke lesbians and felons. People who are denied expressing their excellence in other venues, at the office or even in a factory which doesn't exist anymore.

I think Bourdain describes this but i really don't know haven't read his books.

[Anonymous No.12598826]

>>12598018

[Anonymous No.12598944]

>>12596258
>low income household
how did he train at the cordon bleu when it's so expensive wtf?

[Anonymous No.12598951]

>>12596881
if you want actual dedicated pros look at people like Sanjeev Kapoor whose kept up a high standard for years even though he's indian

>SHITSKIN YADDA YADDA
my point still stands
https://youtu.be/rYbOBkM47Es

[Anonymous No.12598961]

He's white

[Anonymous No.12598965]

>>12596237
/fit/ level brainlet response. Fix yourself.

[Anonymous No.12598968]

>>12596305
The worst thing is the creator of the pizza died at the height of the meme, the last thing he knew was the whole world hating his delicious pizza for no reason.

[Anonymous No.12598977]

>>12597819
>restaurant closes two months later
I'd be so pissed if I were him

[Anonymous No.12598986]

>>12596258
This. He's mastered French based Euro style fine dining cuisine, which is how he managed to collect so many Michelin stars. I wouldn't trust his sensibilities with cuisines beyond that style.

[Anonymous No.12599134]

>>12597819
>American Kitchen Nightmares

jej.

[Anonymous No.12599584]

>>12597354
He's had plastic surgery.

Plus a hair transplant.

It's a bit sad but fuck it. When you're a celebrity millionaire who really gives a fuck?

[Anonymous No.12599616]

>>12599584
Why is it sad to take advantage of current medical science if you want to? It's just a cosmetic change

[Anonymous No.12599649]

>>12599616
It's fueled entirely by insecurity and it ends up making him look worse. He's no different than someone like megan fox

[Anonymous No.12599654]

>>12597391
Plating is supposed to be appetizing, not vomit inducing. What even is this? Waffles with mac'n'cheese with cum?

[Anonymous No.12599661]

>>12597561
Why doesn't he get clothes in his size?

[Anonymous No.12599663]

>>12597483
He changed his hairstyle to look like a faggot zoomer because he's currently in a mid-life crisis.

[Anonymous No.12599759]

>>12597002
Gordon, why are you posting in the third person? We know it's you

[Anonymous No.12599792]

>>12598944
Because he worked his ass off at a young age and with Marco who actually paid his workers a decent wage. And it wasn't that expensive back then either.

[Anonymous No.12599801]

>>12596881
Don't take it too personally Gordon.

[Anonymous No.12599805]

>>12597391
lol, american people are fucking cringe.

[Anonymous No.12599807]

>>12597660
cringe

[Anonymous No.12599878]

>>12599792
>And it wasn't that expensive back then either.

Ah yes the reason you are a failure is because everything was free to the boomers and you can't afford cullinary school because of the boomers

[Anonymous No.12600415]

>>12599616
It's nothing but pure desperation.

[Anonymous No.12600489]

>>12599616
Because it looks kind of shit and comes across as insecure. The hair transplant I can maybe understand, though as somebody else already said the haircut is pure midlife crisis territory.

The plastic surgery is worse though, and he looked fucking awful not long after he'd recovered from the op. Reminded me of Charles Bronson later in his life when he had surgery to fill out his wrinkles too, and ended up turning his head into a pink balloon with a mustache.

[Anonymous No.12600500]

>>12600489
The guy still runs an empire of fine dining restaurants, but his main gig for years has been as a television personality. This is the kind of shit you do when you're getting old and still need to look good for the camera.

[Anonymous No.12600525]

>>12600489
Are you jealous because you got fired from Arby's?

[Anonymous No.12600629]

>>12597391
Looks like you fucked the waffle sandwich on the right and gave it some man gravy to taste

[Anonymous No.12600636]

>>12596269
Go back to /fit/, you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.12601989]

To this day I have never seen a legitimate complaint against Gordon beyond "le cook le tall burger"
Why does this man live rent free in /ck/'s head?

[Anonymous No.12602016]

>>12596212

[Anonymous No.12602021]

>>12596212
Is that why you keep posting his sorry mug everyday? Perhaps you two should get a room?

[Anonymous No.12602030]

>>12597561
What do you do if you're a man and you have a female face like this?
Is it just over?

[Anonymous No.12602037]

>>12601989
>To this day I have never seen a legitimate complaint against Gordon beyond "le cook le tall burger"
he once used fucking saffron in a "meals on a budget" recipe
he's out of touch

[Anonymous No.12602055]

>>12602037
>he used a spice I don't approve of one time therefore I hate him

You're such a snowflake

[Anonymous No.12602064]

>>12602055
Do you even know what saffron is or why its inclusion in a budget meal is fucking stupid?

[Anonymous No.12602066]

>>12602037
>he used a stove, those can cost hundreds of dollars! How could a working-class american even do this??

[Anonymous No.12602139]

What if i post a thread on /mu/ with a pic of Freddie Mercury and say that he can't sing?

[Anonymous No.12602141]

>>12602139
You'll be praised.

[Anonymous No.12602229]

>>12602037
Kek yeah hes not capable of making "pleb food", theres also that video where he cooks for pilots to prove you can make good food super fast, he fucking uses cinnamon sticks and star annise. You know those pilots went straight back to toasties after he was gone, just the amount of effort to get those meme ingredients... he just cant imagine

[Anonymous No.12602271]

>>12599878
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.12602336]

>>12599663
has had at least two hair transplants too

[Anonymous No.12602347]

he has 7 Michelin stars..

[Anonymous No.12602374]

>>12596212
I followed his directions for cooking steak and it turned out great.

[Anonymous No.12602527]

>>12597002
I always suspect that the best person at any one thing might not be famous for it. Like, the best chessplayer may be some old guy who plays at fun in the park. Or the best cook may be some old wife who cooks for her family. Or the best shitposter may be some anonymous prick on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.12602541]

>>12599661
If only there were a tickle-me-elmo with a suit, eh

[Anonymous No.12602601]

Italian here. Ramsey put oil on water cooking pasta, for no reason. Thats why isnt a good chef.

[Anonymous No.12602607]

>>12602601
There are literally no famous Italian chefs and for good reason that.

[Anonymous No.12602608]

>>12602607
>There are literally no famous Italian chefs

[Anonymous No.12602615]

>>12602607
Seriously?

[Anonymous No.12602620]

>>12602615
Idk who this is.

[Anonymous No.12602642]

>>12602620
Vissani.

Bottura?

[Anonymous No.12602646]

>>12602642
It's all Greek to me, compadre.

[Anonymous No.12602654]

>>12602646
Basically ignorant

[Anonymous No.12602659]

>>12602064
I'm aware. It's just a pedantic thing to hate someone over. His rights definitely outweigh his wrongs and you're just being edgy to feel unique

[Anonymous No.12602690]

>>12602229
>the amount of effort to get those meme ingredients

By picking them off the shelf next to the rest of my shopping? I get that these ingredients are expensive by weight. However they will go plenty far for the price; which is about 50p more than the spices next to them.

[Anonymous No.12602728]

>>12602607
Chef Boyardee would like a word with you

[Anonymous No.12602737]

>>12602646
wow, you are just so fucking stupid that word fail to describe .
an exciting event for you must catching two green lights in a row .

[Anonymous No.12602832]

>>12596212
complete hack

[Anonymous No.12602837]

>>12598951
Do you really think this monkey is better? Get out of here.

[Anonymous No.12602839]

>>12598181
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[Anonymous No.12603435]

Gordon Ramsey's recipes are quite simple, straight-forward and effective.

Anthony Bordain had a similar good minimal bullshit approach to cooking good food.

Marco Pierre White has the knowledge and talent but honestly just seems sick of it and his recipes are quite bland and boring as result.

Heston Blumenthal's cooking is pretentious and overdone; but I guess that's his shtick.

Jamie Oliver's cooking is just straight up bad.

[Anonymous No.12603491]

What about that Mexican on his show who's only skill is talking about Mexicans like they are they are the chosen people and adopting some ridiculous exaggerated Mexican accent like he's running for the democrat nomination for president

[Anonymous No.12603672]

Gordon Ramsay is a hack.

Joël Robuchon is the man.

[Anonymous No.12603739]

>>12597819
Don't forget
>restaurant ends up closing down anyway

[Anonymous No.12603759]

>ITT: Jealous butt hurt chefs that can't cook like Gordon Ramsay

[Anonymous No.12603778]

>>12603672
Gordon literally trained under Joel, you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.12603783]

[Anonymous No.12603793]

>>12603435

[Anonymous No.12603795]

>>12603672
Bon appetit bien sur.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9qOrg22HI

[Anonymous No.12603804]

>>12596212
But he can run a kitchen

[Anonymous No.12603807]

>>12598965
/fit/fags work on themselves more than you do.

[Anonymous No.12603808]

>>12596212
I guarantee you he's a better cook than you, me, or anyone else on this board.

[Anonymous No.12603810]

>>12603804
And I can run a hospital department, wouldn't fancy my chances at surgery though

[Anonymous No.12603814]

>>12596212
>Bong
What do you expect from them?

[Anonymous No.12603822]

>>12596212
you don't know that

[Anonymous No.12603832]

>>12603795

Basé. But the one true King is still Paul Bocuse. Gordon Ramsay didn't accomplish a third of his work while he had 3 wifes at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrDo_96pgB8

[Anonymous No.12603865]

>>12603810
False equivalency.

[Anonymous No.12604016]

>>12603832
>3 wifes
hamdoulilah

[Anonymous No.12604024]

>>12599807
dilate